Bond 26

Ugly faggots

calls tall handsome guys ugly

post your face faggot

ATJ looks the best.

aren't you forgetting someone?

Amazon MGM Studios presents Bella Ramsey as Ian Fleming's James Bond 007

This and his David Beckham voice means there's 0 chance he gets the Bond role. I'd bet money on the first guy in that lineup getting the role.

ATJ

wait a minute... isn't that...

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Generic brunette white guy with beard 1, Generic brunette white guy with beard 2, or Generic brunette white guy with beard 3.. Which one will it be?

you want it to be a black ngubu? count your blessings, motherfucker.

Brosnan is the only Bond that matters

Who'd Cuaron pick? ATJ's VILLAINS are great idk

Q: Damn it Bond, not only did you get arrested but you fucked an underage girl, the daughter of the syndicate we're after, ran over some poor bicyclists in the racing event, destroyed and contaminated a water facility which provides the population with water, destroyed the barracade which allowed thousands of honest working migrants to pour into the country side but you also ran over the queens dog. I'll have you out of prison by 1pm.

Cuaron talked with Heyman and Pascal but the usual creative differences arose. He wanted to do something radical at a time when Amazon wants as less risk as possible. They're going to go for either David Leitch or Ilya Naishuller, who are in-house Amazon MGM directors who can function as journeymen.

are they still doing the thing that made whatshername call them retards, and trying to make a Moneypenny TV show and run the franchise into the ground with spinoffs harder than Star Wars?

No, that was tabloid nonsense. Jennifer Salke and her team were the ones pushing for spin-offs and she was fired pretty brutally despite media narratives. Amazon MGM, Pascal and Heyman are focusing only on Bond 26 and that is it. No spin-offs of any kind in discussion besides season 2 of that reality game show loosely based on 007 locations. Leo Suter, Tom Brittney, Aaron Taylor-Johnson are indeed the main contenders. They're going to be auditioning in the space of May-June. First, Suter and Brittney and then later Taylor-Johnson. They'll decide in the summer and the official announcement will come in October 5 to coincide with James Bond Day.

They all look like serial killers and child molesters

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handsome guys with lives so priviliged and fullfilling their worst nightmare is your mediocre hell of a life

they must be evil to justify me being poor and stupid and a nobody

what a cope lol

left looks like a rodent

middle looks working class but otherwise acceptable

right looks like a homosexual

Middle looks like a homosexual pest. Right looks too boyish/overgrown. Left is the only good choice. Look him up.

What’s your source on these being the finalists? Your arse?

It is true. They'll make the final decision by June and announce in in the fall right before shooting. October would be the start date.

Ever notice you’ve never seen a photo of the two of them at the same place at the same time?

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All three look like they were molested and continued the cycle of abuse

Unironically a trend I’m seeing more and more on the rise. There’s this weird Brazilian guy on the YMS Discord server who straight up said the Daniels who directed Everything Everywhere All At Once looked like pedophiles just because he didn’t like the movie. Young angry men are seething so hard these days that they literally have to make things up to get angry at. Which is bizarre, since there are so many other worthwhile things to be contemptuous about. It’s like they live their lives with red shades and have to see red about fucking everything.

Pretty much the basis of all conspiracy theories. People who made something of their lives must be evil in the most satanic fashion so me being a loser working a retail job is the good guy and they're the bad guys and that absolves me of any and all shame and feelings of failure.

They all just look like weak fashion models. Bond is supposed to be a strong character.

weet ik.

They all look the same to me.

thinks a Brosnan regen will pop out of nowhere

for 2020s UK talent pool, these are the absolute best you can get. so don't be a whiny bitch unless you're a retard who wants to make Bond black. fuck off.

They're not even trying to get it right, are they? Am I the only one who wants him to look like this? They haven't tried to find someone that looks like that since Connery!

Bond has never looked like this, you delusional fool. The movie Bond has nothing to do with the Bond in the books. Stop pretending to be a diehard.

Just give the job to Cavill.

Looks like Ralph Fiennes

No he hasn't, you moron. I didn't say that he did. I said that they tried. And you can definitely see the resemblance.

movie Bond has nothing to do with the Bond in the books

This series's best era is the one that's close to the books and has been on a death spiral since they moved away from them, so tell me how that's a good thing.

i hope mike marsland wins.

connery looks just like that.

Perfect.

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Wrong, wrong, wrong. Jesus. Book Bond was never adapted faithfully, ever. Not in a single movie because book Bond is unmarketable for a big budget feature film. The closest, and even that is stretching, is Craig and we saw how horrible he is. The Bond everyone knows and loves and all the best Bond movies (Connery and Brosnan) are the classical James Bond invented by Terence Young and Sean Connery during Dr. No.

Connery looks close, but clearly not the same. Flemming disliked Connery at first, he thought Connery was too brutish.

Yet another ATJ thread from the same faggot.

He's not going to get the role so fuck off.

A proper Brosnan-style Bond movie would make Avatar money in the box office. No DEI, no nothing, just Bond. But it will never happen.

must be someone from his team or some anon parasocially obsessed with the guy. possibly gay.

jewish bond

perfect

As a different 00 agent maybe.

I saw a 60s Bond rip off called "Deadlier than the male" and that was better cast.

Literally how tall Daniel Craig is.

If it has to be these 3 I say the first one. I don't know who the guy in the middle is and ATJ pisses me off.

So it's Cavill then. Got it.

All three are very ugly

They all look too soft handsome and not rugged handsome like Dalton or Brosnan. Craig was straight up ugly.

NEVER EVER HAPPENING
cry about it

NEVER EVER HAPPENING

Same for ATJ. Cry more faggot.

all white and REAL British

TAP. THE. SIGN.

It's going to be Henry Cavill, this is all just to throw you off the scent. You can screenshot this.

let bond die
they don't need to be made in perpetuity

bond is those things

Watching The Gentlemen has convinced me Theo James should be bond. He's got the vibe right.

cool it with the antisemitism.

Why do people even care about bond still? Its capeshit in a tuxedo

Why are actors so ugly these days? Sure, you can have actors who aren't classically handsome, but who make up for it by having character or unique faces, but these guys just look weird and pasty.
Hell, I'd be able to compete with those guys if looks were the only factor, not that I can act.

wheres dano?

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he owns the brand, should cast himself
bond, Jeff bond

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Jesus Christ, what's that thing next to him?

That graceless plastic bimbo wife is embarrassing. He's the richest man on the planet. That type of wife is low-class.

they better go with left one

Can't wait until I can use AI to replace whoever they pick with Timothy Dalton

Said it before, they need to go with this guy - Aidan Turner - they should aim for someone in their 40s with a view to doing 2 or 3 movies only.

Enough franchise bullshit. They need a proper reset a la Dalton.

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This guy looks like Pete Buttigieg

You can always tell by the hands.

I remember when Daniel Craig's Bond came out of nowhere. Now we even know who and when they're auditioning.

Jon Hamm would nail it.

Bezos should be the villain

A boat.

Oy! Not black, gay or disabled enough for me. Give me 3 more.

1 and 2 are only there to make 3 look better by comparison.

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