If you've never had sex, just make some kind of collaborative art project like a movie and cast some hot people with whom you have good chemistry. You could literally be completely transparent about this, make a cheap artsy meta-narrative short about a hack filmmaker who makes a movie just to get laid, and it would still work; you'd still end up sleeping with someone you hired.
You have no idea how many cuties there are out there desperate to be in front of the camera in all kinds of productions or how horny so many of them are. There's also the bonus that casting talent is one of the only instances where you can legally discriminate based on rude shit like not having a pretty enough face or big enough tits or hard enough abs.
Are you scared of getting called out as a rapist and "cancelled?" If you intend to rape, you should ignore this advice and keep not having sex. If you do not intend to rape, you should talk to someone about that persecution complex you've got there or something. But in either case, rest easy with the knowledge that only by an unbelievably unlikely twist of fate will your garbage ever gain you the notoriety necessary to make "cancelling" you even remotely feasible.
If you've never had sex...
This is just prostitution with extra steps
Thanks for the advice, Raj
I'm not a lawyer, but from what I understand, prostitution is illegal in many places where the production of pornography is permissible.
Hollywood is just an excuse for people to fuck each other. Filmmaking is not an artform. Even comic books are far above "film" as an artform. The one medium made strictly for the lowest common denominator NPC.
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Gallo is unfathomably based
You don't know what a blogpost is. Nowhere in my post do I mention anything about myself.
Alternatively go outside and talk to women and try to make a case for yourself without being autistic and getting upset if they reject you like any man who didn't spend his formative years on the internet
eternal manchild cope. Cave art mogs faggy comic books and hollywoodshit
We are not much different than webm-related birds. Seduction is more complicated than going out and talking to people. The act of pretending to devoutly and passionately captain the production is like the bird's dance; it envelops you with an aura of intrigue and sensuality.
I encourage you to put more creativity in your approach to sexuction. Trying to talk people into sleeping with you is generally a fool's errand, especially when you have an alternative that will draw them in like a magnet.
felt this was worth waiting 60 seconds to post
dude you are so finished
Now imagine how much more based he could have been if he had casted a hot chick instead of that eternal zoomerbait butterface.
don't know what a blogspot is
do i mention anything about myself
You are your opinion, OP, blog it
I choose to be single and I identify as Asexual nowadays. After having been in multiple "sexually active" relationships, I can say, quite sincerely, that sex (in my opinion) is overrated. I find it especially humorous that attractive women can not/will not understand the concept of a male (who now chooses to be single and sexually non-active) simply looking out for himself, especially from a mental/psychological (as well as spiritual) standpoint. Most women simply assume that all "somewhat normal" and "semi attractive" dudes are constantly thinking about sex - which, for many, is true to an extent - naturally. But then as soon as someone like me comes along, all the while minding his own business, they want to take offense or become confused/revolted/insulted when I actively show no interest beyond a polite "hello, how're you doing" - if that. So they play the "oh he must be gay" card as a coping mechanism because they refuse to understand (let alone believe) that a dude is capable of consciously choosing not to be sexually active due to past personal experiences that he would rather choose, quite logically, not risk re-living again.
For me, sex isn't worth the (risk of getting myself involved in more) toxic bullshit.
Don't even start on that, Ricci is a beauty queen.
I especially like her casting because she has that soft, round face, which is contrasted so sharply against Gallo's hard, masculine features.
How much consideration have you put into the possibility that you might actually, in fact, be gay?
You are your opinion
By that logic, any post made by anyone about anything but cold hard valid facts is a blogpost. Get real.
cold hard valid facts
Get real.
That's your opinion right
Don't bother. You're talking to anons who can't fathom not getting laid. It's the only real thing worth living for to them. If all your moves aren't somehow in service of getting your dick wet you're an insane person. You'll never say anything to convince them. It's something they have to realize on their own.
She's cute af in this film
She had the right beguiled face for the role
Those hips and legs in that ballerina skirt
Gallo had the right idea how to use/manhandle her
Her performance is something special playing to Gallo's directorial lead
No, it's a fact that by your logic, such and such would be so. Luckily, we live in the real world where blogposts are distinguishable from any old post by their diary-like quality, logging daily experiences.
Here's a You for your diary
We are done here
Used to be like that. Got laid. After the initial high of getting something I've been chasing for a long time, I realized NOTHING about the state of my life has changed except I stuck my dick in some hole. I realized I should've studied harder at school than chase trends so I could get girls. Horrible realization.
I accept your concession and release you.
Horrible realization.
geez, how do you think you'll feel once you come to the realization you should've worked harder at life than chase trends so you could get (you)s
Just to drive the point home, this is an actual blogpost looks like:
If you already know hot people that you have good chemistry with why wouldn't you just ask them out on a date rather then this charade?
projecting
Jot about this in your next diary entry
Scribble a little picture of you in knight's armor slaying a dragon by the margin, extra points if you're not a tranny and have a Red Sonya kneeling at your feet. Ham it up diaryanon,
Fineato
I accept your concession and release you.
I didn't make things clear enough because I assumed everyone had certain knowledge about how production casting works. My advice presupposes that you're a lonely nobody with no friends. Indeed, if you already knew hot people, you probably wouldn't need advice on how to get laid.
Professional productions are generally not cast with the filmmaker's buddies. Notices are put out, calling-card headshot pictures are sent in, auditions are held, then callbacks, etc. Emulate this process as you see fit. There are many resources available to help you. Consult a search engine.
Hey just cause it applies to me don't mean it don't also apply to you
Thank you for the illustrious portrait you've conjured, representing my victory over you in our little debate.
with whom you have good chemistry
You sexhavers really don't get it do you?
You're the one who don't get it (neither sex with that attitude nor the details of this process).
Think of casting like a version of Tinder, but even if you're a sub-8 male, women will eagerly message you first. You can see what they look like - often in high-res, professional shots - and "swipe left" on anyone who doesn't suit your fancy. From there, you can feel them out and bond with them closer and closer through messages, to audition, to callbacks, to maybe some extracurricular "cast bonding" activities, yadda yadda yadda, then you fuck.
You could make this happen if you didn't decide it's impossible for you right out of the gate.
You're welcome
Write about it in your diary
Enjoy yourself
I don't like sex.
psst, over here It's another actual example of a blogpost
Sorry, rabbi. I won't have sex.
Oh yeah right, OP didn't clear that he was a tranny
So this whole thing, as OP calls it "debate", was basically a tranny having a meltdown, many such cases
I hate these dancing faggot birds.
Yep. I've been with about 20 women, one "serious" relationship. Women and relationships are gay and stupid.
OP didn't clear that he was a tranny
Begone ESL. We can tell you don't understand the words you're using and that you're just desperate to fit in.
I don’t know how to have chemistry with people.
still doesn’t get it
desperate for attention
If I'm ESL browning that must mean you're heterosexual, straight as an arrow,
Surely you are not trans projecting your own insecurities with an agenda. This is You, Oh No can't be, surely one of us is mistaken
Didn't she come away from this movie hating Gallo to this very day?
One trick is to let go of any fear about not having good chemistry with anyone in particular. Many people were not meant to be together, and that's okay. The casting process allows you to cast a wide net with plenty of options and a free ticket to terminate any bad acquaintance swiftly and definitely ("Thank you, we've decided to select someone else for this role").
abloobloo
decries having an agenda
clearly has a very specific agenda
lol, lmao even
Yeah but another actress sucked his cock in another movie and still calls him a creative genius to this very day
I don’t know what to say in conversation anymore. Talking just seems pointless now.
Back in film school I pretty much only ever casted hot girls (this isn't even hard, and lot of hot women want to be actresses, way more than guys) and managed to fuck one of them after production. I envy the hollywood elites and the pussy they have access to
Copy a strategy from Wally from My Dinner with Andre and become like a detective, just keep asking people question after question.
Can you imagine what it must be like to put all your value in getting pussy? There's so much more to find joy with in this miserable existence
Might wanna get your test levels checked bud /s
This. I'm a photographer and I've fucked so many of the girls I've shot.
This blogposter gets it. The access those elites have is not entirely out of your grasp. You probably won't be taking advantage of any big starlets with my process, but for every mildly pretty starlet, there's a hoard of perfect 10s oblivious to why they haven't achieved such success and desperate to replicate it, often by any means deemed necessary.
holy fuck this
getting laid isnt hard, the hard part is dealing with the outburst when you dont want to date them and they realise theyve been used
Yeah no, I used to do fine, but it's like the part of my brain that deals with human interaction turned off spontaneously. Like the neural pathways I had built for that stuff stopped working. Literally overnight. I don't know what happened.
probably easier and less elaborate to just pay for a hooker/escort
This is good thinking, still photography is infinitesimally less effort than filmmaking. And with Instagram's algorithm jacked to push reels, there's even less chance you'll achieve any notoriety.
cold hard valid facts
Vincent Gallo, makes sexless OP cope and seethe, so much so that he/her/it writes about it in his/her/they diary