KINO

His name was KINO LOY!

or you think he lived?

anyone watching season 2?

BIX (NOOD)

FAYE

She's got a sexy masculine brow

Yes though who can say if this thread will take off.

Duuuh, most KINO show airing since Severance.

when she sees her gf as the driver

I must say kino.

a nice body too, it's amazing how well they hid it in GOT

there's also a guy in season one named Snee(d)

one of /areguys/ must be involved in this show somehow

Andor and early Mandor are the best modern star wars we got since Geor Geor Lucas

she looks like she spits you in the face and chokes you while riding your penis (she wants to get pregnant asap and also she never shaves)

or you think he lived?

ON PROGRAM

we don't see him die on screen so we'll see I guess

love the red hair in s2

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Its official, he gets pegged

MORE THAN ONCE

I want to fuck every single woman in this show

NEVER MORE THAN 12 inches

checked even this one?

Work you piece of shit site.

I love the climax of theor arc for the first 3 eps is Dedra bullying Syria's mum.

He lead the insurrection and couldnt swim. I don't think we'll see him again.

SyrilBros WON

I love the climax of theor arc for the first 3 eps is Dedra bullying Syria's mum

yeah its fucking great, I loved that scene

I bet Jar Jar saves him, there's a Goonga secret outpost in that ocean.

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Fucking hell
Built like one of those dump trucks you find in an Australian coal mine

even Syril's mom?

That ass... Syril is so lucky

Andor morelike Backdoor

Based, Syrilbros are the most powerful SW fans

Plump ass is good by your standards?

she was in a movie with sebastian stan riding on a motorcycle with him naked. I forget the name of it.

Jewish demon mothers don’t count

I’d like to see more Dedra memes of her bullying Syril’s mom.

He will get one hour of Anon Babble time per week, you will NOT bait him anymore and I will be pegging him every hour

Peak male-wife

They're made for people who like Star Wars because of the original movies, everything else is made for people who like Star Wars because of cartoons.

no Deedra girlfriend

Life sucks

id fuck Syrils mom

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what the fuck is a male-wife?

HOLY FUCK IS THAT GOLLUM?

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I was gonna try and make a joke with this image but couldn't do it, anyway already loaded the image and did the captcha

A limp wristed bitchman controlled by his domineering wife but in a healthy way.
He cooks and cleans, she commits atrocities

He cooks and cleans, she commits atrocities

Men and women should both be doing this in a relationship

He's dead, he died after he jumped from the prison and drowned

This, but in reverse.

no Deedra girlfriend

Life sucks

wow what a great character. Lol they just bitched out and went with the ambiguous ending so they could decide later whether to bring Andy Serkis back or not. It was so obvious.
Now if they don't bring him back, the character had no real good ending or a satisfying arc.

i think thats the first time she smiles in the show so far

syril must be hung like a bull wookie

the first season was shot and aired like 5 years ago possible they weren't sure if he'd be available for season two and made it ambiguous

yeah but his name is litteral Kino. I sense a scene like this coming.

why is nobody talking about how shit season 2 is compared to 1?
it's like kathleen kennedy walked in and said "had no idea s1 would be so good. let's fuck this shit up!"

Best shot of Star Wars since Episode III twin suns ending.

that vid

I think I’m in love

I wasn't expecting her to get so old so quick

He's Moses, leading his people to the promised land but will never set foot in it. That was his ending. It would be wrong for him to return without a great story to justify it. His ending directly parallels Luthen's monologue

its a shame her jumpsuit fits her baggy

Season 2 is great so far, what are you smoking.

cos I haven't watched it

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the character had no real good ending or a satisfying arc.

its about personal sacrifice for the greater good, we saw him die saving thousands of people from a death prison. Hes a goddamn hero.

Gotta be something that floats he could grab. In a pinch a dead guard will do. Also everything is more buoyant in salty seawater.

she keeps his clitty in chastity

Yea and he still had no good ending scene, but an obvious "he might come back if we get the actor again" cut away TV scene. It's just lame after all the time we spent with the character.

What wrong with a little space rape anyway?

would have been kino if he took a dead guards body and used his mouth to inflate the guys lungs then used him as a raft

If you like being bossed around by woman you are just gay in denial

And we in fact didn't see him die nor was his death confirmed, is my point.

I hate this bullshit

muh he cant swim he can't escape

Someone could easily carry him

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your conservative views on sexuality is GAY you faggot

Niggas here are all high on mommy issues

Id let her peg me desu

Who says I'm in denial?

crazy how much cuter the actress is when she isn't doing le imperial face

Sorry Anon but Dedra and Syril are strictly for sexual acts approved by the Imperial Bureau of Reproduction Concerns, eg: Imperial missionary, bantha girl, Anooba style (vaginal only), the dug twist and the Neimodian death spiral. Hand and mouth stuff is permitted but only on Imperial holidays and birthdays.

controlled by his domineering wife but in a healthy way

giwtwm

Relationships like that aren’t real. Dominant women aren’t real

Why is Cereal's mom such a bitch for literally no reason?

Why did you delete this?

she's a woman

There’s a future here for those who dare

I couldn’t stop laughing at this since he’s a wagie drone surrounded by other wagies

Isn't that the point? He's always been a wagie corpo

don't forget the banned but still practiced "Gungan Gape"

Because it wasn’t funny

it's even worse
he's the boss of the ISB janny department
they get paid in (republic) credits, which everyone knows are no good

Cyril works for FREE

still has an authoritarian dom gf

Did…jannies win after all?

ywn be rich enough to or live within a culture to attend a three day long wedding ceremony party as a guest

You know what was missing from Star Wars,

Rape

Illegal in 43 systems

yeah i'm kind of surprised they put that in
SW has always been very sanitized. there will be implications of drugs and sex, but they never straight up showed it
but le empire bad

I still have no idea why they named this show Andor. Even season 1 didn't really justify naming the whole show after him.

She's negging her son to try to keep him close.

Sorry, I’ll be careful

I thought they were talking about her in the second episode and that her name was Porkeen and that she was Porkins mixed daughter.

YOULL BE GAPED!

why didnt the rebels just challenge palpatine to rock paper scissors to win the war?

Why the fuck did reviewers/youtubers get the entire 12 episodes early? Is that normal procedure these days?

thoughts on them having to recast bail organa?

That's the only reason anyone is speaking about her positively, she's clearly fat as fuck under there.

only thing I didn't like about the episode was the rock paper scissors comedic relief. We dont need that shit in andor. Also SPACE ROCK PAPER SCISSORS?? its like adding "sitting ducks" to the star wars universe.

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ywn get hammered with Mommy Mothma at a space rave

she looks like three different women in this picture

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it sucks because I love jimmy smits as bail, he's always done the role and in pretty much everything, including voice work for the clone wars and the bad batch, I feel like they should've replaced him with another senator who fills the same role (e.g senator chuchi) or just not used him at all

is there a reason why? I heard there was scheduling conflicts

For me it's Kleya Marki

When she does her serious face she just looks old

he is so fucking old, how the hell would it even work, they would have to spend alot of money to deage him.

Pic didn't upload this is her

more like malarkey

While it didn't happen, S1's finale pretty clearly had Dedra afraid because a man brought her into a secluded area. She knew what was going to happen if it was anyone but Syril

If he wasn't lying about getting promoted to management for uncovering fraud then what about it is untrue? Deedra was telling his mother that he's already been promoted twice.
Though whether that was actually because of his newfound connection with a high level ISB analyst remains to be seen.
Besides, it's a motivational pitch to a new hire, and not a terrible one.

Can't wait for the seethe when Cinta is ordered to kill Vel

show is set almost 20 years after RoTS

just so happens to be 20 years after RoTS

you dont even need to use CGI de-aging

Though whether that was actually because of his newfound connection with a high level ISB analyst remains to be seen.

Deedra probably helped him with access or something. Corrupt but who gives a shit.

Rape

I was thinking it would be a neat character arc for Bix to just become more and more of a psychopath after being tortured and then raped. She could become Like Cinta.

don't forget he showed his deaged face for rogue one and kenobi, anon.

It's translated from space language to the closest English idiom.

Best actress on the show I love it when she don't take no shit from Luthen

I was (almost) ripped!

rogue one was almost a decade ago anon, and kenobi was set 10 years after RoTS

I had wondered if they planned on making her be the true mastermind, even though she's more or less equal with Luthen. Kind of like Padme pretending to be the handmaiden.

rogue one was almost a decade ago anon

you don't need to say these things

Her and Mon Mothmas cousin are like bitter exes and total lesbians.

I dont like that Luthen is being written as impulsive now instead of how he used to be, a master at all things rebellion.

There are literally three lesbian characters in this show now.

how come latinas exist in space

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I found season 2 to be extremely mediocre so far. Maybe I just had high expectations because season 1 was so good.

i was falling asleep a lot during ep 1-2 of s1 and had to rewatch them when i realized the show is actually good. s2 definitely starts of better

?? literally just befriend some Ιndian people

Is she a dyke? I just get the impression she's just All-Business and has no time for shenanigans.

no

when Cinta shows up to "take care" of Tey.

And they're all murderous leftists who have fucked eachother.

she lets Luthen jerk off to her while she does important work and ignores him.

What the fuck is that thing dressed in red in the background?

That would be soo kino

A Ghorman.

Luthen

straight

I will later, I'm downloading the 3 eps now

my impression was he's not ISB he works for some industrial statistics bureaucracy or something

like Information Retrieval in Brazil

how come latinas exist in space

I imagine there's some actual Latina-equivalent, in that they're giga-mutts created from humans colonizing a backwater planet full of sexy aliens

Space Spain colonised the outer rim and bred the native aliens

Is she a dyke?

No, Anon saw two characters with the same gender having a conversation and saw what he wanted to see

I would totally have try to raped her too

The true leftists are the chIMPS they're just anti-collectivism and if they want to scissor in the cold nights while the Emperor watches psychically who am I to judge?

its so cool that they built it for real as a set piece. kinography

film the same scene multiple times

forget to edit them out

Andorfags will call this 'slow pacing', schizos will say it's an intentional reference to the Jabba/Greedo samescenes in the Special Editions, i think it's a genuine mistake. high-budget miniseries just have anime-style filler now.

also some scenes are literally out of order, chronologically. other times characters warp from one planet to the next like there's a whole scene missing.

"it's slow paced, it has time to breathe! it's great!"
no, it's repetitive and boring, while also missing key information. even basic shit like establishing shots. is THIS fancy ballroom on Coruscant, or Monmotha IV? they've forgotten filmmaking.

Luthen performs as an effeminate man for the sake of keeping up appearances. He is also no nonsense and all business and all in for the rebellion. Imagine being a rebel on Coruscant like come on.

why is it just laid on the ground like that? i get they can take off vertically, but that's going to scrape.

made more sense in that one Jedi Outcast level where they were suspended in platforms (which doubled as walkways so pilots could get inside).

Kek

literally every new location had an establishing shot

we are just two single ladies at a party surveying the prospects

stares at the other girl pointedly for several seconds before she walks away

Jedi are celibate.

i mean every time. just cuts to interiors. noticing this more and more in shows: it feels claustrophobic.

even in traditional network TV where there's The Apartment and The Coffee Shop or whatever, it would at least briefly show outside. Attack of the Clones, you'd see some ships whizzing around Coruscant, then it's inside a building.

one of the Coruscant scenes had painted windows designed to LOOK like outside, rather than doing the effect. again: i'm sure someone thinks this is a clever 'it's like a matte painting on purpose! the OG Bespin scenes u guise!!!' thing. it's not. they built a set and forgot to finish it.

Hmmm well I dig dykes as long as they're not butch or something. Sorry if y'all can't get with that but I don't see it as a leftist thing. Imagine if there's closeted dyke Amish chicks just going at it with their crazy outfits and no air conditioning just all sweaty and hot like Yeaaaahhhh

You started the dyke talk I'm just finishing it

Not everyone has a happy ending you crybaby retard.

She's base

I'm autistic and schizo and don't understand dancing what was the director trying to say with Mon Mothma dancing like a crazy lady at the end of episode 3?

And is it true the next 3 episodes will be set a year later?

it's because of the wedding, imo. cassian dicking around in the woods with the rebels is pretty shit because it looks like they went to a californian college and hired the worst actors they could find
there's like 4 concurrent storylines
farm
woods
imperials
wedding
hopefully they shrink it down. or, if i had my way, the next episode would be 45 minutes of faye and that latina chick mudwrestling

they went to a californian college

i think they wanted them to not be british because people hear american and think stupid lol but i dont think it worked well. still I think the episode was fine, and will be a great juxtaposition in later episodes when we see rebels being true operators

hi autistic anon. alcohol is a recreational drug that acts as an anxiolytic and lowers your inhibitions: at times of high stress people use it to self-medicate anxiety. you know when you feel nervous in social situations and don't know what to do? a few drinks literally SOLVES that issue. you might make a fool of yourself, but you won't care.

the downside is it causes bodily harm, but in moderation your liver processes the toxins. MDMA is much better in a party situation and will cure your autism for one night, but at the expense of being highly toxic (seriously: you need breaks of weeks, if not months, depending on your age/health).

it broke through a thick ass metal gate with a few holes in it, crashed into some mountains, got shot at..if anything i can't buy that it can be that tough. Alien alloys i guess

le empire bad

Please tell me how blowing up a planet because they were "harboring rebels" is a justified action.

i know they're different ships, but it's like season 1 set up this whole "we're not doing space magic deflector shields".

now this one has been through heavy collisions and laser blasts and it LOOKS fine? again i get it's a special magic prototype ship, but just tonally i liked it more when they were flying a ship and getting cracks in the wind screen. felt like any shot could be the one that kills them (rather than ships just having a health bar).

i thought the implication is that it was fucked on the bad acting planet and would need repair, but then it's just fine? stop 'writing away' potential problems, Star Wars writers. characters literally cannot die. now even vehicles have plot armour.

It was reaching for it’s planet gun, the shoot was justified

bad acting planet

jej

the Dresden bombings were both a horrific mistake and a valuable, strategic contribution to the war effort (didn't exactly turn a bunch of Allies into Nazis, did it?)

tarkin knew that a planet is only One Thing, so if there was one major rebel on alderaan and one in his death star from alderaan, therefore the entire planet was all rebels that needed to die. few characters have the vision in star wars to understand this fact

I dunno anon, if only there were context of a horrific action that was able to end a war and finally bring about widespread peace, and in fact be so effective in it that said weapon would never need to be used again

Interesting. But what was her dancing supposed to express? Because she was happy because she knew Luthen was going to murder the white haired guy that was causing problems?

Is it just me or d*sney haven't really promoted this season? It almost feels they just dump it without any fanfare

I know ;_;

they didn't blow up alderaan because it was harboring rebels
they blew it up because Tarkin felt like it.
Imagine there's a small wealthy minority in your government who holds disproportionate sway in your senate and your media all the while screaming about how evil and anti-democracy you are. Boom, Alderaanians
they should've blown it up twice
at least the naboo and the correllians know to shut the fuck up and enjoy their lot in life

She was sad she got someone she knew her whole life get killed

He didn't have a bad ending either, retard. He had no end scene. It's just left ambiguous because they themselves didn't decide. I don't like that kind of storytelling whenever it happens in TV shows. They can now bring him back in a le epic reveal cliffhanger scene for an episode, or just leave it as it was, with no definitive death.

she's stressed out that the rebellion she's funding in secret is failing financially and the person she went to for money (one of her oldest actual friends who would never betray her) is likely betraying her after his own finances and personal life both went to shit at the same time
she's also upset about having to give up her daughter to a boy using their proud cultural wedding ceremony instead of letting her turn into a single alderaanian-wine-drunk adult

With the way it operates it's probably reverse engineered from the Umbaran fighters in that Clone Wars episode.

Alien alloys i guess

that's what I chalked it up to, I remember back in the 90s when electronics were so delicate and would die if you just went outside with them. And now you can take an iphone to basically any climate and its rugged.

he can't escape from the prison

imperial troopers come to retake the prison

I wonder what's gonna happen to the leader of the prison uprising!

It didn't need repair, Cassian was just there to hand it over to the Porko guy. But the scenes there also confused me, because of the other ship that IS damaged, and at first I thought that was the TIE fighter.

Imagine there's a small wealthy minority in your government who holds disproportionate sway in your senate and your media all the while screaming about how evil and anti-democracy you are.

You're suggesting we blow up the United States from this Earth.

What are you smoking? Today's smartphone screens crack if you drop them on the floor one time. Consumer products have never been less sturdy than today. My phone is a Sony Ericsson from 2006 and it still works flawlessly while everyone else is replacing their broken iphones biannually.

I don't know because the show just cut away to leave his fate open instead of deciding on a storyline.

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they've figured out it's popular, now has a lady director, more comedy, more robots, action scenes with spaceships, and so on.

i think The Mandalorian was bad to begin with but they started adding lightsabers and stuff. the same will happen here. they probably wanted that Goonies one to be the 'big hitter', but word of mouth means this will only get worse and worse.

we'll get a lightsaber duel. it'll be gritty and like, you can FEEL the lightsabers man, we've NEVER seen them so BRUTAL before. but at the end of the day: we're getting a lightsaber duel. sorry.

why do you think elon wants to go to the moon so bad? it's no moon - it's a space station

he wants to go to the moon for the same reason as anything else he's every said: so his own company gets the money and fame for it instead of existing goverments and companies doing it

yeah the idea was they'd swap ships, he'd drop the disguise, etc. so i just took it that it didn't matter if the ship was fucked. that other pilot couldn't even figure it out.

but then nah it's just fine. in fact, the female pilot's death ended the "do we need him? both of them?" debate. and whether he's a spy or not, they could have just left at any time? why not do that, then? the fuck is he going to do, in a pilot seat at gunpoint?

You just have autism

famously, some conspiracy theorists say we've already been to the Moon. a few times, even.

then we just didn't go back for 50+ years. IRL, i doubt our current level of technology can manage it.

"I can't swim!" is one of those lines i haven't heard in a while. The sort of thing you'd hear in some family film as an excuse, but now we know better.

If you have not actually learned how to do breaststroke or whatever, you can doggy paddle. You're a human being. You will float. Someone could help you travel through the water.

It just feels old-fashioned as an excuse. Even if this was in a Disney film for kids. Next up: a woman screams because she's hysterical, and a man slaps her to bring her to her senses.

It's literally the reason they didn't show a death scene but just awkwardly cut away. I'm not sure autism even helps in noticing that.

So since they already announced stuff like Starfighter before May 4th we're totally getting a Mandolorian (and Grogu) trailer on the 4th then right?

we're getting the ventress and cad bane animated shorts and nothing else
if they had an actual trailer already it would have been at celebration

They have ftl tech very well spread, destroying a planet is nothing, like destroying a small neighbourhood nowadays, if that's what it takes to save a whole galaxy then its fine

Andor barely made it onshore you fucking retard now imagine him dragging gollum

i mean they speculate they could be the only ones. frankly i think they looked way too high up but i don't know what a safe diving distance is.

i guess it came down to 'do you risk it, or not?'
maybe some prisoners stayed behind with their weapons, could hijack the next transport or something.

Mandolorian (and Grogu) trailer

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Reminder that the Empire is literally gonna wipe the gormans, how will the imperial bootlickers on this thread gonna justified it?

it was so cool seeing them talk about the supply chain issues for the Death Star and how they need so much resources for the lens that it could collapse an entire planet.

Other than soicucks who gives a fuck about mandalorian anymore? I dropped as soon as the second episode of season 3

blandor

only dumb fags watch this

none of that was about the lenses anon
it was about palpy wanting unlimited power (energy) to power whatever evil sith shit he wants it for, and only the rocks on ghor can provide it
krennic is primarily an imperial engineer and was in that role before he stuck himself in the death star project. this project doubles as something to help palps out and power his own weapon's systems (i.e. not the laser beam itself or the focusing lenses)

I don't care about the Mandolorian I'm just tired of this 5-year-long era of shitty tv show stagnation all because Disney fucked up with the sequels
Of course it'll be trash but at least it'll be something

The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

My issue is not in understanding how it would logically go, but in how the scene is presented. Despite arguing for his death, you also know well that he might come back in a future episode because of the way they left it. If he doesn't, it's just a lame final scene because the creators of the show couldn't be decisive in their storytelling. I dislike how transparent it is. It just made me think of the production of the show when I was watching it.
Star Wars brings back characters that are chopped in half. I heard Mace Windu is coming back. Nothing even happened to Mr. Kino on screen.

Sounds like someone needs to catch up on their reading
The desire for unlimited power was the cover story for the Death Star and how Jyn's father was originally convinced to help work on it

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i hate it IRL when a specific region gets known for being the BEST of something: like rather than just sharing the material, it has to come from a specific area or even company. and then it's a luxury good.

whether it's genuinely better or some kind of twee marketing, it can fuck off. get those spiders on other planets. let non-Gormans make the silks. reminds me of the old copypasta about Japanese swords.

it's either twee gentrified shite or it's just 'heritage' (the silly promo video) and in real life we should fuck off with that kind of elitism and trade secrecy and old-fashioned guilds (we rid ourselves of that centuries ago, now we just have patents and copyright and such).

so yeah i will not mourn the loss of the fictional loom elitists even though the show wants me to care about them as innocent civilians. i'm also sure they're living very content upper/middle class lives the same way, i dunno, Rolls Royce executives are.

I was under the impression the unlimited energy shit was just a lie they told them because it sounded better than saying they're gonna commit genocide for a weapon

who buys a book like this?

few million people see a film, which is already a prequel to some other film you'd have to like. "oh gee now i want a novel prequel!"

is that even quintuple digits of sales? they got me with Vector Prime back in the day, because zomg a main character dies (it COULD be Luke!).

I must have my spider silk ok, do it.

also they probably dont want to tell fucking ANYONE about the death star

If this was any other star wars shit you would have a point but this series was always just supposed to end on season 2 so why wasted valuable screen time bringing back a useless character?

synthetic diamonds are now 1:1 identical to real diamonds

only diamond manufacturers have to sell you that 'noooo they're not REAL! diamonds have STORIES!'

(last ditch effort)

Disney story prattles off about how the fake minerals just aren't good enough

they just aren't, OKAY?

why? the guy lists a bunch, does he even say, "...however, their impurities/cost of manufacturing mean that..."? what's wrong with substitute lens-rock?

If its a planet full of soijacks and died hair feminists I say they havent blown it enough

People do still love to buy Star Wars shit. It's a big franchise if you haven't noticed.

I bet dedra gets killed when she finds out the empire is building the death star

we are going to use BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL to power the death star, so many jobs will be created ok

don't drink, do MDMA instead

Are you my dealer.
I used LSD and MDMA to help me quit drinking.

Mommy's will party.

Why would that little faggot wouldn't hold her hand? Was he literally a faggot?

i wanna lick Mon's Pubis if you know what i mean

Build a battle station the size of a MOON

Somehow all the people that actually physcially build the things, design the hallways, power systems, water systems, waste systems, auxillary to all these things, crewed by like a million people, steel forged to make the shell etc. All this and no one knows about it? Even the deathcamp builders knew what they were building

So she's dancing because she's in a bad mood? Weird. This is why I never could into dancing. I'm generally a positive person apparently I don't have enough pain to dance well. I have always found dancing to be an extremely strange and cringeworthy activity. Also I was just trying to joke about the female director going:

Hmmm how can we express that she's stressed about her friend and her daughter? I know: DANCE PARTY

Anon, she's covering up an emotional breakdown by getting fucked up.
The normie term for this is "crashing out"

yes, that's my 14 year old womanbride
as they say on Chandrila: if there's grass on the field, fuck the shit out of it

So whats Mon Mothma banker friends plan. He lost his wife and semes to have lost money on covering her ass but he didn't seem to be blackmailing Mon like people say he was. Just complaining that everyone is better off excpet him even though he organised it so wants so money to keep him going for a while. What did I miss bros. He's going to be killed off screen but feels like he was having a rough few weeks is all

weird pose was improvised by actor

Kek I knew this was too specific to plan ahead

"people" didn't build it, the geonosians were forced to assemble it
in an episode of the cartoon the geonosians try to warn people who visited but they can't speak their language so the heroes didn't find out about the death star

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i have noticed but even as the internet grows larger and even those creepy conventions grow larger, i feel like the 'organic' 'fandom' has grown smaller? hard to explain.

like theforce.net was a fan site where people made fan films. now when i hear about a fan film it's like some event. and yeah they're better made, but i guess people are just more savvy with amateur filmmaking now (plus you can probably just make a lightsaber with some After Effects tutorial now).

i used to read about Han Solo's kids and shit. i can't imagine The Further Adventures of Rey Skywalker Trilogy selling, to anyone. even if they like Rey, she's their favourite character in anything ever.

i wonder whats the legal age in the star wars universe

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I mean, let’s be honest, man: The history of civilization, there’s a huge arterial component of it that’s rape. All of us who are here — we are all the product of rape. I mean armies and power throughout history [have committed rape]. So to not touch on it, in some way … It just was organic and it felt right, coming about as a power trip for this guy.

What do you guys think? Is he right?

He doesn't have a plan, he's drunk as shit, his life is falling apart and he's jealous Mon has money.
He's full of spite and envy for the wealth she has at his expense and he wants a bigger cut.
That would have been fine had he not also try to butter up the crime lord father of the groom.

Loose lips sink ships, he had to go

different people build different systems

droids build the station

confidential agreements

I don't know man it just looks like a moon size energy reactor to me

etc

nah, former alcoholic. also used LSD. would not have gotten sober without it.

(if you can drink in moderation, please do. but LSD can be amazing. and MDMA is just fun if you want a night out full of empathy and love without all the anxiety.)

based lore knower

same
plus the show is called ANDOR, a prequel to rogue one, a movie about the fucking death star
what the hell ELSE could they have been talking about if it wasn't the death star

I'll fucking end you, pedo

They're afraid he's gonna keep asking for more and more money forever

The only downsides are wanting to kill yourself 3 days later because your dopamine receptors have taken a beating.
It helps that you can't get completely shitfaced while tripping.
Eating bananas helps.

Yes. Pretty much everyone, if you trace their ancestry all the way back, has a bit of rapist DNA in them.

Gilroy is just stating a scientific fact.

all these molly shills

please keep that shit contained to raves and clubs, people who are rolling in bars are annoying as hell

When I was 13 I felt embarrassed I hadn't lost my virginity yet because that's when other kids in my year were starting to.

Hell, even in my mid 30s I still think of it as 'Year 9' (British comprehensive school). By GCSEs (Year 10 and 11) everyone was fucking: national average age to lose your virginity in the 2000s was 15. Which is when I finally lost mine and my mates congratulated me (with booze, we also drank booze, shocking stuff).

I think zoomers are actually dragging their teenage years out into their mid twenties. Being a teenager was great, but it's fucking weird. As a teenager I wanted to be an adult: everything from getting served to being able to vote.

The show presents this as shocking but it's just an arranged marriage of teens? What IF they just fuck, isn't that better than fucking when unmarried, to conservative/traditional cultures?

I don't like that kind of storytelling

Boo fuckin hoo

And getting "fucked up" involves dancing? Dancing is for retards. Honestly my interest in Mon Mothmas story is now over.

Nah bro the Empire were the good guys they totally were gonna build free unlimited energy for the whole empire if not for those pesky rebels

coming from alcohol, i never found it that bad. got worse with age but so did hangovers. hangovers were horrific anxiety and sweats, shaking until i drank again.

MDMA the next day was just like feeling depleted. not even depression really, just like "today is an off day, maybe tomorrow too". did the trick with bananas and 5-HTP or whatever it was, might have helped.

but people who do that regularly? yeah, that most be hell.

It's dogshit so far, which is not to say the first season was good either. This show makes smoothbrained redditors that think dropping f bombs every other sentence is mature writing clap like seals and is an insult to Star Wars.

Bet you hate the sopranos ending you fucking pleb

Go back to soilorian you fucking baby

To the Empire-apologists
The Empire blocked the galactic internet. You know how you felt when Anon Babble was out? The Empire would've had that been permanent

chatgpt agrees

why are all bad shows these days bad in the same type of way?
they're all edited in the same bad way, directed in the same bad way, lit the same bad way, directed the same bad way, etc.
it's as if there's an official guide out there on how to create shows with the least amount of effort possible

It was kiono when Luthen talks to that kid and the kid says he's been assigned to Steergard, and Luthen perks up and asks where everyone is going lmao

rogue one was almost a decade ago anon

STOP. I still remember constantly listening to the soundtrack in the following months after seeing it.

Same people and companies working on all of them. Anything made by Disney or Netflix is assembly line filmmaking

Not true, Anon Babble is part of the empire propaganda machine and is filled with space gestapo agents conducting the discourse, in short controlled opposition

space gestapo agents conducting the discourse

Are they cute girls?

what said
that and the current crop of writers in tv and vidya are hot fucking dogshit, especially in fantasy and sci fi

You know how a chronic autist with no social skills like Syril ended up with a dommy mommy breadwinner gf? He didn't spend all day killing time on space imageboards chatting garbage with other autists. The Emperor was right about the space internet.

I have to say, god bless John Knoll. We wouldn't be here without him.

No, they are all like daedra

That’s even better

Captcha: 4ARKK

He must post here for real then. This is the definition of >tfw

What does this show have against aliens? Where are they all?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants to fuck this slampig. Would destroy this fat sexy bitch.

Someone should rewrite Cassian’s peptalk as an anon doing anal

There's the ocassional alien here and there and they all have that boring sequel design still.

Gee, I wonder if that planet is meant to be Germany.

This show is too on the nose and only manchild pseuds (aka the definition of leftists) like it.

that scene where mothmas cousin eyes her up and down when she tells her to look for someone to fuck

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So is andor little Droid got left behind on the farm planet?

Syril and Dedra's sex life episode

IT'S BAAAAAACK
MY PRECIOUS, IT'S BAAAAAAAACK
Topic related, yes. I also watched Andor season 1 this week and it's absolutely fucking KINO. I don't remember another show like this one in two years
I just finished the third episode
It doesn't exactly feel the same but it's pretty good too
Looking forward the next three episode release
Anon Babble IS FUCKING BACK
2 minutes captcha
some things never change

I strongly suspect Dedra and Syril are going to defect from the Empire in the end. Maybe not join the Rebels, but probably run off to live in obscurity somewhere quiet. Neither of them are fascists or evil, they are just meticulous people who believe strongly in law, order, and getting rid of corruption and crime. They inherently lean authoritarian in personality but they aren't about crushing the innocent beneath their boot heel for no reason and the cracks are already starting to form in their loyalty to the bureaucracy they serve.

You dont know what you have until it's gone, anon.
This putrid corner may be a shitty website that needed to be updated a decade ago, but it's our corner.
I was actually surprised by how often i was checking if it had come back on this week.

Precious

after the first couple days i stopped checking frequently
its been what, 2 weeks?

It doesn't exactly feel the same but it's pretty good too

its going to ramp up hard in the next three I bet and we will get back to how season 1 felt

they board a ship bound to some outer rim planet

it gets blown up by some rebel terrorist attack

I stopped checking after the third day I think. At that point I knew it'd be at least a couple more given how catastrophic the leak was.

feels longer than that
can't tell if that's a good or bad thing lol

Their corpses float through space stuck permanently with Dedra rimming Cereal

Rape: A Star Wars Story

Look at her, she was totally asking for it

And they're all hot as fuck. No harm, no foul.

I was on the 8moe version of Anon Babble
The board was totally dead until we got there. We even ranked below /tkr/ - Tickling Refuge in activity
But soon it picked up and it's now one of the mid-activity boards on that site

Rape One*

Zoomers are broadly speaking opposed to sex outside a committed relationship. They wouldn't phrase it that way, but that's what it amounts to.
Nobody made them that way specifically. It seems to be a reaction to millennial attitudes.

Especially compared to the ones from the Last of us

watch season 1

"oh shit the antique store clerk must be that puta MEW"

check wiki

it's not her

this guy comes up

"kinda looks like andy serkis, but probably another lookalike"

it's actually andy serkis

Someone in X just commented about Anon Babble. So I checked if it was up
Unironically, I don't remember an ugly female character in this show

Neither of them are fascists or evil

Dedra is definitely 100% a dyed-in-the-wool fascist, the fifth column plan for Ghorman is literally her idea.

they are just meticulous people who believe strongly in law, order, and getting rid of corruption and crime.

But see this is the interesting part. Because yeah, they both believe in this ideal. But Dedra was raised and moulded from a young age by the Empire and groomed into the intelligence world, she's fully aware of and on board with the oppressive tyrannical reality of the Empire because she's grown up in it her whole life and has been taught to see it as necessary to use violence to quell chaos wherever it rears its head. Whereas Syril subscribes to the idea of the Empire as sold to the population, a benevolent government dedicated to maintaining peace through order, protocol and meticulous paperwork. They believe in the same thing but from very different perspectives, I think Dedra knows that while Syril doesn't, he doesn't understand the full breadth of what Dedra and the ISB do. And when he finds out he's going to do a full flip and reject the Empire in its entirety, driving him and Dedra apart.

And I could fix all of them

Syril, yes. He is Space Javert. He is unaware of what's actually happening Dedra I just don't see her having much moral qualms.

He ends up on Ghorman and likely isn't supposed to be there, and sees shit that opens his eyes.

dinner with parents and "woman getting drunk at wedding" moggs Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Mando season 2 and 3

Bix arc moggs Rebel Moon

Based Zoomers

Syril: Puts on his tie and goes to work.
Andor: Puts on his TIE and goes to work.

Dedra herself has already expressed distaste and discomfort at the Ghorman plans and tried to remove herself from it entirely. Guilt is going to eat at her, she's going to end up turning on the ISB for making her do this. Just because she's got a mind and talent for it does not mean she wants to. She prefers the same kind of detail oriented investigating as Syril and is instead being forced to get her hands dirty and use her skills for wasteful cruelty. You aren't wrong that she's got more Imperial programming in her mind and heart but she's clearly showing signs of rejecting the path laid before her.

based virgin tradwife

Kek, those wheat field scenes immediately made me think of Rebel Moon.

You're a human being. You will float

I haven't gone swimming in like 14 years. I never liked swimming. Everyone else could just relax on the surface. I would sink.
Kys faggot.

Despite arguing for his death, you also know well that he might come back in a future episode because of the way they left it

Nope, he's dead and gone. It's fine to be autistic, but don't be the retarded kind of autist.

Dave Filoni seethes about Tony Gilroy irl I bet

I took it to mean that the planet can produce all those Kalkite adjacent minerals as well, but the substitute line is confusing.

Kalkite Kalkite Kalkite this and Kalkite that

his performance was pretty great in this scene

Dedra herself has already expressed distaste and discomfort at the Ghorman plans and tried to remove herself from it entirely.

Retard. She was distasted by the idea that propaganda will solve all possible issues and proposed to prepare false-flag attack to justify brutal insurgency into Ghorman's inner business, and the fact that she is getting distracted from tracking down Axis.
Basically the only sign of empathy from her is when she goes hard of Syrill's abusive mother.

should I know who this is?

She looks fat even tho she’s skinny

oink~~