How do you respond without sounding mad?

Lol no thats gay

I would take a picture of her with my Polaroid and file it in my slag folder.

I like buh buh boys.

ME SON HAS A FOOKING MAYME FOLDAH?

I don't know how you get to your twenties and stay a virgin. I'm not even good looking or charismatic at all and I dated a bunch in high school.

That kid is way too young to be an incel. Not getting laid is a part of middle school. Worry once you hit 30. Your dick won’t work for anything but porn. And your porn gets wierder

I wouldn't want to mess with these guy he's canonically really fast.

You sue them and the school into oblivion for sexual harassment and then you use your newfound wealth to spread foid hate online for the rest of your days.

What are your stats Anon Babble bros?

This looks like the start of a JAV.

ERIC BROS.... we fucking lost how could this happen to us?

He became a muslim in prison?
Good for him. Habibi's going to be swimming in brown poon when he gets out.

Society made me this way

What episode of the last of us is this from

mental illness and social awkardness which paralyzes you in indecision and action, which negatively feedback loops you into becoming more and more weird or unnoticed.

It's actually quite easy to remain a virgin with this in mind.

that cheeky head flick

kek. based ericster

also we'd never say "trans freak" it would be tranny freak. that's like being a racist and saying "fuck african americans"

Dated a girl in high school for two years. Only girl I ever did anything with it. I'm 30 now, no wizard powers but at least I can comfortably live as a neet not worrying about virginity.

no u

No, but I can pretend to be if you are into that

Works great even if you actually are a virgin.

why is he 35 in high school?
why are they putting someone mentally ill in jail?

Damn, this actually would work.

why are they putting someone mentally ill in jail?

buddy, jails and prisons are filled with mentally ill people. you have to be essentially comatose or not present in reality to end up anywhere but gen pop.

no pussy

no work

who even watches hollyoaks

Middle aged women whose only online activity is Facebook, Pinterest, and Bejeweled

You shouldn't resent your mum so much, anon.

You should be more productive and contribute to society, chud

Ugly + mentally ill

Hey don't talk shit about Be]eweled

bejewel deez nuts

got him

"no, Uncle Jeff made sure of that"
and then you start crying