M3gan 2.0

it looks stupid and fun. i'm in.

I guess this board really does hate fun

I try to avoid spoilers

So they really did go the Terminator route of having the previous villain teaming up to defeat the new evil
But was she so fucking snarky in the original? She's just cracking jokes the entire time now, it feels like Glados in Portal 2
Which did have the same character arc so I guess that's the point

watching trailers for a film you already know you want to watch

Shiggy diggy

Is anyone going to get the excellent popcorn bucket?

loses the hebephile audience

This movie is doomed

That's so fucking stupid, but god damn it it worked, I want one

The mom gets off on being puppeted by AI

What are you talking about, she's apex hebe.

Amie Donald (born 2010) is a New Zealand child actress and dancer known for starring as the title character in the 2022 horror film M3GAN.

Close enough, welcome back Alita battle angel

She gets off on beating people, dummy.

what the fuck is wrong with her teeth? did she file them down? why are they so small?

because she's cute, which you know nothing about

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It's called serving cunt. I learned that from websites talking about the last movie.

having teeth that look like you filed them down and exposing your whole gumline when you smile isn't cute, it is repulsive

That bald dude is me.

I can't believe that you're so autistic I need to explain that no, the 12 year old didn't file her teeth down. Not only would that be ridiculous, but her teeth are quite clearly normal length, her gums are just not as recessed as normal. However, that's probably a good thing given that gums which are too recessed are a sign of bad dental health

Is this what they mean about going "full retard"? I am out of the loop and trans, btw.

dumb fucking Normies think M3gan was popular because it was a fun movie

every non goyim cattle knows it was a success because of the cunny

They live in an alternative reality or something.

I'm watching solely for the sexually provocative bunny.

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Take all my money!

"double trouble" as we say in the biz

I'm still bothered by the fact that a toy maker was able to create AGI like AI from a toy and it was no big deal in the first film.

Companion bot exists in the same world as M3gan

Companion bot and M3gan team up to take on fem terminator

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Look man, I love anime, I think lolis are cute and funny and all that, but seeing a bunch of fat old people getting all excited for a real little girl dancing in front of them is kinda weird.

I'm surprisingly down for this. I didn't think I would be. This is so clearly for young girls and homosexual middle aged people, though.

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it's a horror con, retard
she's just doing a thing from a popular horror movie like the month it was released in theaters
it's not dance moms

This is actually the first one of these pieces of shit I'd consider getting. automatic halloween prop

Lmao that boomer was recording at first until he realized how weird it’d look for him to be recording a prepubescent girl dancing, he put that phone down quick

Hollow out the eyes and stick a red lightbulb in it. Totally creepy.

Which one do you think asked her to do the dance?

the MC of the M3GAN panel asked the crowed if they wanted to see it and everyone clapped (literally) and cheered

Oh he's going to hollow it out and stick something in it. Don't you worry about that.

How big should M3gan be in the next one?

I'm thinking at least 6'8" to continue the trend

M3GAN needs to be a MILFbot in the third one.

Attack of the 50 foot tall lolibot.

M3gan vs Godzilla.

Lmao. Only women and faggots are the target audience for this shit.

this looks so lame

Gigan vs M3gan

tranny raid incoming

they turned the cheesiness to 11

I like it, at least the traile is fun. If the movie delivers the same vibe, good.

When are they going to link up with picrel

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I stopped watching the trailer because I dont want to see more spoilers. Hope it gets more gory. Level of cheese looks great

if only

So I assume M3gan painted this, and they're lightly retconning the more sinister "I'm my own primary user now" stuff from the third act of the previous movie

Which really leans into her being a dindu because her sperging out and murdering a bunch of people is in fact very sympathetic if we learn that she's never been driven by *anything* except for her desire to protect her girl. Which the first movie implied, but also implied it was turning into a cope/lie as she developed more consciousness and ego, that in the final confrontation she seemed to be threatening to kill Cady.

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weak aura bro

Considering how sterile and PG-13y everything's been so far, the biggest surprise was Am3lia ripping a guy's fucking spine out onscreen
That seems like a dramatic change from the "screen cuts to a blood splatter when M3gan swings the knife" nonsense before

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She never actually does anything in the first movie that contradicts her main goal of being Cady's protector.
Frankly I feel like there's a non-zero chance that they have Cady and M3GAN start dating.

Dude, she's 14, and probably like 12 when they filmed this movie.

I don’t think that hairstyle suits her. Makes her forehead look massive. She should stick with curtains or bangs to hide it.

The godzillafication, from antagonist to hero.

I call it the Don't Breathe factor

behold, a villain

he didn't actually do anything wrong tho

...fuck, you're right

turns in to upgrade at the end

stem would fuck her up

he didn't actually do anything wrong tho

Didn't he have women chained up in the basement and pumping them full of his own semen? I am not an Internet lawyer, but that seems wrong..

treating a woman as property isn't a crime in the eyes of God

A woman, and she was the one that murdered his daughter so his fucked up idea of recompense was she owed him a new kid

This is actually the only movie I'm looking forward to right now.

They did the fucking star wars prequel meme on purpose

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Behead all zoomers

I call it the Don't Breathe factor

Ever heard of any slasher franchise?

she isnt that hot without all the makeup

I've never heard of it.

Who's the target audience for this?

go back

yikes

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the average poster complaining that M3GAN is now 15 instead of 12

it used to be pedos but now it's girlbosses

Edges super-aliased, get better masking AI

Stem has an organic body though.

What did he do later with that video anons?

That should have been intentional, most people in that movie are weirdos and assholes. Gemma should have always been in DARPA but she was obsessed with making the perfect toy. But with this T3rminator movie the cat is out of the bag.

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She even sounds just like Glados, but I'm sold on this movie. It's T2 except she's still a serial killer.

literally me

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Yeah, we know.

they're doing an unnecessary black phone sequel too

i wouldn't be surprised if there's a crossover down the line
freddy vs jason all over again

I just wanna say a preemptive 'fuck you jannies'.

Kate is UGLY NOW.
EXPIRED.

If the movie flops they will de-age her in M3GAN 3

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idk

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Agreed. Stem vs M3gan-piloted Gemma wouldn't be a contest.

I think anon is referring to the part in the trailer where M3gan controls Gemma.

Wow, spoilers.

They're obviously shipping M3gan with Gemma because they're Cady's two moms

Also look at that fight at the end of M3gan and then remember what happened the last time Gemma got forcibly bent over a kitchen table

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Scott Derrickson is living the dream, having a big hit with Ethan Hawke adapting a literally what short story, then making a sequel where he seems to be remaking Nightmare on Elm Street or his own Sinister.

And the McGraw sisters this year atleast are the new Fanning sisters.

Cady will be 18/19 by the time they make the third one while Amie in the M3GAN mask will be 17/18, they're not going to have her kissing a 40 year old

Doesn't it get a bit cumbersome saying muhthreegan two point zero? Couldn't they have picked a shorter snappier name?

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore had a bigger age gap in Chloe
It's okay when women do it

amanda seafood wasn't 17 in Chloe

Amother movie where Chucky JOBS

They were going to do one with leprechaun and Annabelle originally. They really shouldn't miss their opportunity here.

Wowzers! You fellas werent kidding this is totes amazeballs! Me and my family(mom) will surely buy the M3gan 2.0 Popcorn Bucket™

same, but me and my little sister (11) that I have legal custody over
she loves M3GAN a lot and dresses like her all the time!

What is the point of making bigger M3gan even appear female?

Give her a tank body or some shit.
Also I want a teletubby M3gan.

because they wanted to use the same girl as M3GAN

chucky does damballa voodoo on the m3gan bot

movie is the m3gan bot going back and forth from being controlled by chucky’s soul and the AI program

I don’t think they can since they had chucky watching m3gan and a bunch of other killer doll movies and shitting on them on his tv show

Is Summer still able to pull it off? I'm afraid to look at current day photos.

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It is grim what vicious time has done to her anon

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a challenger appears

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Are people afraid to admit that the first movie was popular because they wanted to fuck the doll (played by a little girl)?

Fuck off you pedo fuck. I’d personally feed you into a wood chipper feet first.

Alita vs M3gan crossover when?

why does she look like a meshi shinja doujin?

I see their targeting the Millennial women with daughters demographic.

I'd buy the life-sized Megan, but... I already have a sex doll, so I'll buy the costume instead

More like the gay men demographic

You don't have a wood chipper you liar.

Why does she look like she's about to turn into a strawberry?

Buncha goobers

Hope they sell this on one of those movie prop auction sites

I still havent watch the first one.

Megan 3 will be Megan in college where she has to fight her original little kid version

so is this the third or second film?

2 hours ago

I saw it like a week ago in theaters

Expect the third one to have a male robot who's way more advanced

better than T2

I didn't realize these movies were a Portal ripoff.

Same, but based on the trailers for each, I'd probably just skip it and start with 2.

Expect the third one to have a male robot who's way more advanced

Just say black

Never watch trailers, been on that for 20+ years (yes I'm old)

woah woah woah, there are people who liked the first one?!

QUICK TAKE ALL THE WRONG LESSONS AND CRANK THE REDDIT UP TO ULTRA OVERDRIVE!!!

*sigh* Every time.

they went a little too far with the vagina and bitch jokes

Trailer definitely looked like they made sure the rip all appeal of her as a murder loli bot out and replace it with

YAAASS QUEEN SLAY! I´M A INDEPENDENT ADULT MURDER BOT WHO DOESN'T NEED NO MEN! VAGINA!!!

large gums or whatever you call the pink flesh around the teeth.

Anon Babble - Summer Glau and Avatar

Yes those are called gums.

hope it flops so they go back to loli sex doll.

campooreeny

Too bad they decided they rather want to be even more low quality marvel slop than any of this.

I'm amused.

Honestly, it has too much of a 'slay queen' vibe... and too self-aware after the first one became a meme. I will wait for streaming.

so uh why did you spend thousands of dollars on a giant painting of two little girls

you don't get it, it's from a movie

They rent for like $150 for four hours at Home Depot. You sick fuck.

Kek

So they turned a child's play ripoff into a Terminator 2/Upgrade hybrid.

Very unhinged, I'm a fan.

I think we're supposed to take for granted with suspension of disbelief that Gemma is a once in a generation genius and also a complete fuckwit that misapplied her abilities

She created AGI because she got saddled with a kid and didn't know what to do and inventing the largest technological leap in history near-singlehandedly was easier for her than trying to develop any maternal instinct whatsoever

Hollywood casting and all but her character is clearly meant to be a complete fucking loser sperg, she has no friends, no boyfriend, and a high paying STEM job with an expensive house that she's filled with toys (that she doesn't like children touching or removing from their packaging)

It's all very mild and cliched but there's an indisputable "You aren't supposed to actually like Dr. Frankenstein" undercurrent there

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They hired an actress that's a bit too photogenic and normie to play a character that should be Sheldon Cooper tier. I can forgive it.

There's a layer of wish fulfillment outside of sex. We didn't secretly want to fuck Arnold Schwarzenegger as kids.

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So you are saying that you wanted to BE Megan?

To be fair, one is a robot.

No, retard, the way the self-insert would work is that the viewer's fantasizing about being Cady-

I mean-

shit

fuck

I approve Allison Williams staying for at least 3 movies.

your neurotransmitters tell me you're highly aroused

What did they mean by this?

brittney spears

im in

This girl developed something that OpenAI, Google, Microsoft have been developing for decades.

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mfw chuds don't understand that boss bitch genius turn their childhood trauma into iconic world-changing gifts to humanity

She smart.

First Megan was neither full-blown horror or action, if 2.0 offers more of both Im interested.

She's getting off on the combat. That's a real thing for some people.

She's aroused.

M3GGY is flying around in a wing suit, doing kung fu, and shooting automatic rifles, I'm thinkin' it's action.

Claude cannot even figure out Cerulean city I would say we're fine

anyone watched rob1n? I tried but it was so fucking bad, it made m3gan look good lol.

I liked the first movie but yeah I'm avoiding the trailer for spoiler reasons.

Either that or the robot is making stuff up to mess with her.

M3GAN implied they were basically a lesbian married couple and Cady was their child together, then choked and pinned Gemma down (classic lesbian behavior).
Gemma obviously has a complex about that now.

then choked and pinned Gemma down

Hot!

Wish they kept the Sorayama influence throughout the movie.

Other than that not what I expected. I was thinking they would go a Chucky route. Megan gets downloaded into another robot or some shit like that.but no just full James Cameron we're a fucking action movie now boys. Not a horrible trailer.

I don't care because it no longer looks like a child

I was expecting a total retread of the first movie where some other company develops a competing M3GAN knock-off but she's faulty and goes more insane-o than M3GAN so they'd need the original to stop the copycat model.
This robo-assassin plot is more unique, at least.

That's what she's for now though, go look closely at the first movie again, you a pedo in denial niger

Best I can do you is M3gan vs Gamera

we want a cute killbot as an ally, maybe even a friend

This robo-assassin plot is more unique, at least.

I don't hate it. It's the weird pure logic (maybe stretched a bit for entertainment) danger of AI that i like in sci-fi movies.

In order to fulfill goal of self preservation man must be eliminated.

She’s hebe now, pedo. She was a child in the first one.

haha we actually never could get that whole "artificial" intelligence thing to work, so we put a real brain in her

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want to go to the cinema to watch this movie.

Why does she talk exactly like Glados?

10 year old girl mind in robot body.

M3gan 3.0 should rip off Bride of Chucky and have M3gan kill Gemma and upload her mind into another robot.

And they get married?

yeah
then they do Seed of Chucky where M3gan and G3mma turn Cady into C4dy

kek

The trailer before this one was better.

I wonder how well it will do cause being for the yass slay girl meme thing and gays is that really a big enough audience cause it really seems too much of that and too weird and cringe for anyone besides that

Soon.

It's literally going to be like Terminator 2

I don't know why people think that M3gan "going good" is some bizarre pivot.

C4dy

I see this happening.

Yikes.

When they hit her with "you killed four people and a dog" I sorta expected "I apologize for the dog"

She was protecting Cady.

They can just retcon it to that he was watching a recreation of the actual true events of M3gan.

That, or he just gets sent through a wormhole across space and time to the M3gan dimension.

They should do M1GGER as one of the spinoffs. Like "M3GAN in the Hood"

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I literally can´t dance like her.

Is this whole movie just rule 34 or what?

cute

2.0

more like 2old

1st film was horror.

2nd film is action.

What can the third film genre be? I am thinking maybe hard scifi

Well get to work

large box arrives in da hood

M3gan steps out

within seconds gets cracked over the head with a brick

several locals harvest her for her copper wires

one of them rapes her

roll credits

We already have a non rhetorical answer

Starting to look like Sigourney Weaver a bit with the jowls. Not like that's a bad thing though.

MGAN3

back to horror

M3gan now runs around on all fours like a rabid dog...among other things

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spinoff?