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its actually comical
negative ass

THIS WOMAN HAS NO ASS!

Imagine being an Alien in that scene and...

Skinnier butts mean easy butthole access

i have never seen this movie nor do i intend to but why doesnt she have any pants on? doesnt look like a very comfy place to lounge around

looks like my gf's butt

Mournful butt. Like two suicide notes stuffed into a pair of dirty cotton panties

Gross!!!! I can see her hole butcrack! that's where she poops she probably has a stink down there and the vagina is there too yuck!

Ass like a 10 year old boy!

Yeah.

The real issue here isn't just that Sigourney has negative ass (although she never had much), but that the tiny panties are actually obscuring what little ass she does have because despite being small they're not very tight so the loose bit in the middle has no shape at all. If she'd actually hiked them up a bit you'd see more of the shape underneath. Kinda unfortunate to have such a well known ass shot from an unflattering angle with poorly fitting underwear but it's really Ridley's fault for talking her out of going nude

DAMN

Ridley's fault for talking her out of going nude

Didn't know this was a thing. Truly up there with Lucas as one of the most absentminded boneheads to ever make blockbusters.

this made boomers spill gallons

What's the shot where you can see her noticeable pubes?

Not a problem unless you're a microdicklet

I heard there was an original clip where you could see her pussy hair, would love to see that bush.

With zero actual ass meat and such narrow hips it’s functionally identical to fucking a man. I fucked a flat assed chick like that once, never again. Doggy makes most asses look nice, even fat chicks can look passable in that position, but when there’s no ass to begin with it’s just sharp angles painfully jabbing into you.

dude, I'm 8 inches ( from pubic bone, whant you cant put in doesn't count ) which is where a lot of porn stars are, and hit cervix a lot .. girls with giant butts are just going to have to spread it more or do different positions.

If you love pounding from ever angle, flatter butts are better. Not to mention girls with flatter butts can ride better.

You're a homosexual if you can't notice those hips, hip dips, oooo and those back thighs.

I've fucked quite a few passable "trans women", and when you get into bed .. the body shape is so different man. You're just a porn brain.

they couldn't stop me from sniffing

I've fucked quite a few passable "trans women

Why would anyone care about the opinion of a faggot

I'm 8.1 inches and you're full of shit, mister

I'm more of a lambert guy but I'd still hit that harder than the xenomorph

reminder Lambert was literally raped by the xeno tail
you can see her body in Alien Isolation (which is canon) and the tail literally went through her asshole and out her mouth

she needs to eat protein and start squatting.

ackchyually it looks like it went through her vag, not her asshole

Oh yeah, I forgot to discuss the bush situation.

This is so fucking hot precisely because she's not showing anything off. She's getting comfy by undressing after running from a killing machine alien the whole film. We (the audience) get to see something that is supposed to be private.

She is skinny unlike obese sheboons and latrinas

Damn, moot looks like THAT?

Poor Lambert ;_; she just wasn't meant for such a cruel world

Remember when white women had normal butts?

boomers in 2000 thought this was a gigantic PAWG gyaaaaatttt

REDPILL TRVTHNOVA TIME:
People who are attracted to big asses have bantu blood. Big asses can be caused by either 2 things, that the buttocks region of the person in question was genetically shaped by a history of intensive lower body exercise, typical in hunter-gatherer societies such as those in Africa even in modern day; obesity, which is associated with fertility in all of Africa, but not in Europe (Venus of Willendorf statuettes were brought over from the former), where it's mostly associated with the bosom. People of African heritage are more preferential to physical traits of lower body fitness, necessary for hunting, while those of European ancestry tend to favor the plumpness of breasts and a general flabbiness of the body, suggesting a role in home-making and child-caring, away from the hardships of the wilderness and battlefields. In short, if you like asses, you're black.

damn those blacks for preferring sexy women and using seasoning

I don't mind small butts but they need to have some shape, your average gym bro has a better butt than Siggy.

seasoning

It's time.

1, Siggy is very tall and leaning at an awkward angle. That distorts her ass. You can see in the webms that she has nice chub on there. 2, that was almost 50 years ago. Siggy plumped up nicely to perfect milf status in the decades after Alien.

you measure from under your balls tiny tim

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Is the lack of appreciation for a well shaped, small butt a sign of changing cultural preferences and that US is no longer a civilized white country?

I modified a ruler so it’s more like 3/4” equals 1 inch so when I take pictures with it it looks like a 9 incher

duality of Anon Babble

i do not intend to see the one of the greatest scifi/horror movies

WAT

well shaped

Anon the only way that's a well shaped butt is if you use the definition of a well meaning a hole in the ground cuz that's negative ass

8-9 isn't going to make much of a differnence bro, a dick pump / night time puller can get you there in 2-3 months.

I started at 6ish and after the girls are like, "that thing will destroy me" and "there is no way that will fit". I haven't done jekling or pumping or stretching in over 2yrs and I still have the same complaints.

Girls seem to prefer 7 and "some" girth. But over all its psychological what makes them get off. Women are NOT men, the bigger dick doesn't invoke bigger orgasems unless it's just massive and they dont know you from fuck.

That is literally the perfect ass.

those panties look to tight, also its not about that ass, but the general preferences

Still more ass than Brie Larson.

no video clip of dat ass

I am disappoint that no one has posted dat ass yet, so allow me to fix that by posting this clip in 1080p from Alien that shows Siggy's perfect sexy ass

Brie has such a cute tight little ass though

I love small asses because I like seeing the girls pussy grip my cock

“Grip” (negro meme btw) just means she’s dry and not enjoying it.

never watching Ghostbusters

Gayer than the day is long

Blane?