Are we all excited about Frankenstein starring Callie Spaney and some guy

Are we all excited about Frankenstein starring Callie Spaney and some guy

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I'm not even excited for tomorrow

Ambivalent, I like the book, I used to like Del Taco somewhat, but the Curiosities series left a bad aftertaste in my mouth, and these meme flavor of the year actors aren't exactly instilling confidence in me either. I think it will be sloppy and undignified with questionable writing decisions.

Is she playing the monster?

TORPEDO TITS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

I see she's trying to get people from staring at her diaper.

Oscar Isaac > Pedo Pascal

Cailee..my goodness you've grown

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I see Kiernan shipka is still irrelevant as fuck.

zoinks
awoooga
humhumhumina

more like callie spanky
because she resembles the little rascals character

How can they point!?

She got a big fat yummy dumpy....now her boobies caught up and she got some nice conekino titties with puffy nipples and pink areolas.

It hurts even more knowing i can't have her.

This. Oscar Isaac is a good actor not a total beta faggot like Pacal. Also Del Taco not making Dr Frankenstein the go to evil white guy is surprising.

bros how do I get a pointy boobs gf?

starring some girl and some guy

Fixed

How do I "rizz" zoomers?
t.35 year old boomer

Oscar is about 5'4"
is Cailee under 5', legally making her a midge?

She’s 5’1” and I think to be a dwarf it’s anything under 4’10”

They think 22 year olds are ancient and a six month age gap is worth jail time. Sorry man, no chance

its over

Man, Isaac is a midget, because she's something like 4'8 and he's barely taller than her.

Conical pyramids to save kino?

Why do zoomers think like this? It's so weird.

Good actor with shitty presence.

I tried to watch this on youtube but its age restricted

she has those retro 1950’s style titties

A small minority on the internet. I fuck college girls all the time and im in my 30s. Just live in a town with a university. That's all you have to do.

the Curiosities series left a bad aftertaste

desu he seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't have the balls to tell someone "your episode idea sucks, think of something else" so he got stuck with some duds

That's all you have to do.

I'm 30, decent looking, have my own place in a town with a university and lots of college girls and I don't fuck any of them. So no, this is not "all you have to do".

you obviously don't try
NTA but I'm only kind of okay looking, but I'm also very tall, and just being out in public is enough sometimes

bald?

Boobies

she sex

fucking ew
she wouldn't be into you because she exclusively fucks black guys

Oscar Isaac looks like a catcher's mitt!

I might be autistic because I don't even know what you mean by "trying". Do you just randomly talk to them? I think I lack context to approach them.

Yes. You have to talk to strangers to sleep with them.

Nope.

Its one of those bras that give you torpedo boobs you incels. Its a "fashion" statement.

my moobs look like that. they are cone shaped. not fat btw. 5'10 and 160 pounds.

Post an example and motivation for wearing one.

Fuking vaxxed is a bad idea going forward. It sheds.

Why is she wearing fall colors already

Kinda looks like a push-up bra that is too big for her and creating that point from the edge of it

Zoomers all look so weird to me

Del Toro

No, because he's always been a shitty director. His entire career was just sucking the dick of internet sites, proclaiming "I'm just like you!".

Cailee is not in the film, the full headline reads "stars of Guillermo del Toro's 'Frankenstein' and Rian Johnson's 'Wake Up Dead Man'

no it wasn't

What the hell is going on with her tits

Oh and shitty slopa movies.

The first episode has an old abuela intentionally condemn a man to death because he was talking about how he wished so many mexicans wouldn't come to the states. And the show treats her as perfectly in the right.

fuck that nigger del toro

Excuse me? He carried the entirety of Ex-Machina, god knows the other two actors in that movie are the definition of charisma vacuums

Those are the best kind of tits. If you disagree you don't know jack shit about boobies. Ladies, if you are reading this and you have torpedos, please get a conical bra and bring them to their full potential.

That's fine, I'll be the retard that likes comically huge saggers. More for me.

Domhall Gleason was severely underrated as well

Look I like that guy, he always gives a good performance, but charismatic he is not.

He was good in ExMachina, I'll give you that, but from Star Wars to A Most Violent Year, XMen, Annihilation, The Card Counter or Dune, he was literally who doing what. Totally forgetful. I liked him in Triple Frontier and I believe he gives solid performances every now and then, but nothing spectacular and again with very little screen presence. People seem to like him, though, so go figure.

frankestein

how many times do these old ass stories need to be retold

need

Del Toro is making this because he wants to.

some guy

i would like to see more of this. a lot more. chris pratt fucking sucks. adam driver is ugly. at least give me someone new who is ugly and cant act.

Frankenstein is a Halloween character it will probably be released in the fall.

They’re all fags now except for maybe Glenn Powell

whats wrong with her boobs?

Nothing. Perfect specimens

Have money buy monster

I'M EXCITED!!

Del Taco’s movie looks like Branagh/DeNiro one. Even with The Monster war wind a hood covered canvas jacket. It was close to the book and people didn’t like it’s pretty much dismissed now. Never understood why. People cry about a book accurate version and when got one it’s ignored

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Bald = being 5’6 to women

That one added a bunch of love story BS

Perfect, I've trained for this.

booba. isn’t that they guy form NUMB3RS?

That's just what only zoomer "men" think.

A Most Violent Year

Great movie. Great performance from the spic, very Michael Corleone

Ok, where will he shoehorn the fascists this time?

not making Dr Frankenstein the go to evil white guy is surprising

Make him an antihero or sympathetic character, presto, non-White lead :^)

What is her ass like?

dump truck

Proof?

Imagine not knowing this in the year 2025

Is this really what you fags want? She's going the mom route and fattening up. She'd probably force you to pump three kids into her.

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Teenage boy ass

Toasting in a pointy boob bread

Sweeney would never.

Definitely not.

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Yes. I will love a fat Cailee.

What a stupid routine. Cailee Spaeny has always been somewhat chubby. This isn't news to any of her fans here, and it isn't a problem because she would look much worse skinny, and we don't need another scrawny actress going vegan skeltal.

She'd probably force you to pump three kids into her.

Oh no

Enjoy your diaper wearing braphog

Mid. But her tits make up for it

that diaper ass is built for raw anal

raw spit lubed anal carefully managed to pump her insides

what even is the point of these larps

yep, zoomer girls are the most likely in human history to fuck older guys

She's not in del Toro's Frankenstein, she's at that event for Wake Up Dead Man, it was a Netflix event.

Zoomettes fucking HATE older guys

No, instead Mia Goth is the one in it. (Be very careful, she steps on men, then walks away making a mockery of it)

Haha seethe zoomer soi

Zoomettes fucking LOVE older guys

roasties want zoomettes to hate millennial men and they pretend to go along with it on social media but irl zoomette/millennibro couple are extremely common

cast actress with 10/10 bubble butt

in a role where she's always sitting in a wheelchair

i hate modern hollywood so fucking much, bros

He's good in star wars and a most violent year

To think these kind of tits were everywhere back in the 60s

Write, fund and cast your own movie lmao

Putting money down Del Taco apes the DeNiro one. The Monster kills Elizabeth and Dr Frankenstein reanimates her ass as The Bride

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banana tits

where did those come from? botched tit job?

subverting your expectations

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you just know she's constantly seething about not being cast as ellie lmfao

The stars of del toros Frankenstein are the guy playing Frankenstein and the guy playing his monster, who cares about some broad
I've never read nor watched any Frankenstein.

the male gaze must be destroyed at all costs

she cute

She's been in actual kino, vidya game shit is low brow.

She's right, though.

She's been in actual kino

has she

she was never in the running

>Fat communist's interpretation of a classic

whew

Wew get a load of those surface to air missiles

she was literally in the running, the showrunners have said this in interviews, kys

What did she mean by this?

i fucking hate that dead eye "sexy" expression zoomer celebrities do

Holy wall

come and get that diaper, cowboy

No, they haven't.

There sure is a faggot in this thread trying way too hard to be negative about this random actress.

She turned down the part.

She looks like she's about to sneeze

the thing is that del toro was told he couldnt do this and that when he sperged about kijus monsters and shieeet, so now he doesnt do it to others. its a catch 22. the dudes good at what he does though

Frankenstein is a jewish name

I shan’t be watching

Torpedo tits are kino. Especially when the areolas are huge and white.

There is literally no actual source for her being in consideration.

No it isn't.

i fucking hate thing woman does

wow such originality

what is she pointing at

the "give me that big black dick and impregnate me with a future Nubian king" gaze

Shalom

i saw this picrel way before i ever heard of cailee or knew she was an actress and thought she was the most beautiful thing i'd ever seen
she's a literal 10/10 when she isn't making that retarded "i'm a strong brave victim of the patriarchy and hate men" face she always makes

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Times you acted like Frankenstein Monster

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How is this a response to what I said?

she's the kind of girl you fantasize about dating her rather than just fucking her

True

She reminds me of my ex from high school

the hell are those triangle tits