Hey guys. Look

Hey guys. Look.

i'd push back on Hunter too if you catch my meaning

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You will never be a Zelda.

So in reality it was Schaffer being a delusional trannoid and thinking he could play the beloved female princess

Your attempt to viral campaign yourself into a role won't work, faggot. Nintendo knows they'd take a loss to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars for putting you in anything.

Anon Babble:

what if we made up that hunter schafer was being eyed to play zelda for a lul?

*posts about it for a year straight*

Industry:

Nobody is saying that's happening

Anon Babble:

Haha, we won again

You guys are so retarded sometimes.

Do Zelda and Link ever kiss or is Link just her errant boy for getting shit done? If they kiss, Nintendo will never allow that. Japan is pretty conservative when it comes to these things.

No shit. Fact legit media went with this shows you yet again they are nothing but degenerate propaganda. Only take one Google search to find the director has repeatedly said he is looking for teenagers for the parts. They obviously going to want to do sequels and don’t want them to be middle aged by time a third one comes out

This. talk about running a joke to the ground

i hope they choose him, nintendo can burn. people dont care about trannies anymore, they are gonna reject it even harder.

idk about winning i'm just happy to post Hunter whenever i get the chance

I'm still not convinced this is really a dude. Mogs many actual girls.

well it's not, at worst it's a fake dude, at best it's a real girl

duh
i called that out

ok so there's still a chance? that's what that article (probably written by AI) says. yeah actors whore themselves to studios all the time, it's how castings work

buddy you might want to sit down

hunter is a man with a dick
you have serious problems

Get ready for the predictable “ree transphobia” when this thing doesn’t get the part he wasn’t considered for to begin with

There was never a chance. Nintendo wouldn't risk a tranny bringing down their movie, let alone potentially risk the association tainting the rest of the franchise. You don't go from playing it so safe that Chris Pratt is voicing Mario to going so risky by making the namesake character of Legend of Zelda into a boy with fake tits.

why do they ONLY ever post that same single picture of Schafer?

You're leaving out the part where that idiot Daniel Richtman actually reported on it as genuine interest as opposed to gag fancasting, and then a thousand other sites reported on his report like it was real too.

You know why

Oh, I want to sit down if you know what i mean.

Holy fvcking digits

It should just be cgi anyways

Industry is reluctant to cast a man in the role of a woman

You don't say?

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He looks absolutely NOTHING like Zelda. He's just skinny, white and has pointy ears.

Plap plap plap get pregnant

I like how it's suddenly ALL about just looking like the character, above all else, "OMG, SHE looks JUST like Zelda, SHE looks more like Zelda than Zelda does!". What happened to it not mattering that people cast for shows and movies didn't look anything like the character, like Bella Ramsey or any of the many raceswapped characters?

pinhead

I'll admit, I'm okay with trannies if they look hot, or at least pass as a woman.

if

It's so funny watching people sperg out over a character that no 0 development except eating diamonds and becoming a dragon

no no you dont get it, it was reverse psychology
by pretending to want hunter as zelda, they will push against the chuds. if we feared hunter as zelda, they would have gotten him for the role to stick it to the chuds

But enough about you.

Easily fixed with rhinoplasty

and the no chin and sloping forehead?

Buy an add, Huntie

It's over.

This, and if they don't have a neo-vagina. Larp as girls all you want, but please don't do that to your body. It won't do you any good.

Faggots are the worst. They push their faggotry onto everyone and wonder why normal people rightfully want them eliminated off the face of the earth.

Worst part is “ree we have to see heterosexual stuff all the time.” No such thing as heterosexual stuff. There is only natural and unnatural. And gay and especially a trang is unnatural. If an asshole was made to be fucked it would have natural lubricants like a woman’s vagina. Women don’t rectal prolapses and have to wear diapers by the time they are 40 from vaginal sex

not posting “Hey! listen!”