King of the hill reboot questions

how old is bobby now

wtf was hank doing in Saudi Arabia

were is Luanne and lucky

were is lady bird??

why is there a sand nigger in the hills resident

how woke will this show be

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woke

It's all so tiresome. Hank would not be on your side poltard

Dude the dog was already like 10-13 years old i mean come on, do the math

Lady bird died in the credits

how old is bobby now

Aged up in real years. Zillennial late 20s-early 30s.

>wtf was hank doing in Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia is a top 5 global exporter of propane. It's gonna be some gay shit like he wanted the purest propane.

were is Luanne and lucky

They will do some gay shit like they moved to the city and became successful because Luanne got a degree.

>were is lady bird??

dead

why is there a sand nigger in the hills resident

how woke will this show be

One of these questions answers the other.

this dude tries to get into the heads of cartoon characters to assess how they would respond to current year politics

you are mind broken

it doesn't seem woke at all desu lol i looked at the leaked storyboards

>how old is bobby now

mid to late 20's

>wtf was hank doing in Saudi Arabia

retirement fund by working there

>were is Luanne and lucky

actress dead

>were is lady bird??

dead

It'll be shocking if they actually have a convincing reason for him to be in the fucking mideast

Bobby looks adopted

I think it's a joke that some random black guy moved into the Hill's residence while they were living in Saudi Arabia.

you think black people are a joke?

I only care about what happens to Boomhauer and Bill

Nogger moves in to hank's house, becomes the new hank, and doesn't leave when he comes back

hank hill moves to the middle east

wtf lmao only if buck strickland told him to, but it really is completely insane to make that a plot point

no luanne

possibly no dale or very little

no cotton

no ladybird

khan probably recasted or written out

bill appears to die in the opening

a bad one

>possibly no dale

FALSE, chuddie. It is in FACT absolutely NOT possible. How about you do a little bit of FACT checking before posting your DISINFORMATION, ok??

Cotton and Ladybird were already gone during the original run.

khan was in the opening credits

The Saudi Arabia thing is so dumb. It pushes KOTH into cartooney retard territory

I don't think he's in the show. Maybe just for like the first episode. He's not in any of the leaked storyboards.

He'll be the black female writers stand in, always there during public town meetings or events to point out someone's problematic behavior and racism

didn't you niggers say the new beavis and butthead would be woke too?

No, we said beavis and butthead commenting on popular youtube and tiktok videos will be cringe and it was

He's right tho

no, there was an entire meltdown about how beavis and butthead were gonna get a taught a lesson by feminists about white privilege. and then it was only used to make a joke where they get beat up by the cops despite supposedly having white privilege

he thinks brunettes can't beget blondes

It will be interesting to see how exactly they handle the timeskip. It's not like The Simpsons where they can just make the characters from whatever generation because everything was already so cartoonish to begin with; the Hills are all pretty specifically from certain generations to the point that Peggy and Hank being literal 50s-born Baby Boomers is a defining trait of their characterization. I guess one could conceive of Bobby as an early zoomer, but the Hills, nah, they can't really change that.

that's why all my niggas say heil hitler

damnit bobbeh what the hell are you listening to this time

Hank and Peggy not being way fatter is hard to believe.

le pol spoopy boogieman

Noticing has gone mainstream, troon.

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5'3 and an attitude because as a woman I have never had to deal with the physical consequences of my actions

I hate it.

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You're making shit up. Chuds were sharing the new B&B trailer as epic "libtard SJW's owned" fodder.

peggy's on the ozempic for sure

*Peggy voice*
Asalaam Alaikum

It's just an excuse for Hank to "come back" and be baffled by how much the world has changed

nah, he's left

He's center

>how old is bobby now

Mid to late 20s

>wtf was hank doing in Saudi Arabia

Propane

>were is Luanne and lucky

Probably dead

>were is lady bird??

Definitely dead

>why is there a sand nigger in the hills resident

Propane again

>how woke will this show be

About 15%

how old is bobby now

Apparently 21

wtf was hank doing in Saudi Arabia

Propane

were is Luanne and lucky

Moved away, they were in the opening

were is lady bird??

Dead

why is there a sand nigger in the hills resident

Moved in when they left. Maybe a propane exchange program

how woke will this show be

Not at all Mike Judge has the reigns. Bevis and Butthead wasn't woke it was just more of the same

About 15%

Mike Judge is involved, so this sounds accurate

This is like a real thing my dad considered doing at one point. It's a real thing in Tejas for career boomers.

Look into this bussy

being defensive when the word poltard is used

Bobby turning into Guy Fieri

crashing out over "troon"

lol

50s-born

Wtf do you know how to do math? They even said he graduated in 79.

the leaked storyboards

Link? I keep seeing them referenced and some of the stuff sounds made up.

Did Bobby knock up Connie and give her hapa babies like every Asian woman should have?

The only question I'm asking is if nu koth will have an episode on par with wings of the dope

That boy ain't right

lmao at all the retards that somehow thought bobby would have been an ex football player at texas.

You guys acting like King of the Hill didn't already get mid once Lucky entered the picture. If you keep your expectations to that level I'm sure the season will be just fine and might surpass at points.

Lucky did nothing wrong. The show's decline started after season 6. But it wasn't a massive decline like the Simpsons after season 9's season 7/8 holdover episodes ran out.

vulture.com/article/king-of-the-hill-reboot-revival-preview-interview-bobby-release-date.html
Sounds like the nigger they brought in to help run the show really wants to push his nigger views.
“Hank always represented the sensible middle, the old show did a great job handling the extremes and kind of pushing people towards what the common-sense middle was,” says Patterson. “Well, Hank’s been gone, and while he’s gone, the country’s changed so much that where Hank stood in the middle isn’t really the middle anymore.”

It's interesting to contrast that with what Judge and Daniels have said about not wanting the show to be political, though. Hopefully that's the case. Niggers ruin everything.

Zesty buck with political axe to grind called in to run show about slice of life small White town

This is like if Mel Gibson was hired to to be the showrunnner of a Boondocks reboot.

LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN

Judge and Daniels have said about not wanting the show to be political

If that's true they did a bad job. It was always political but not story of the day political.

Flop

I think it would be funny if it turned out Bobby was a naturally gifted athlete after hitting puberty and getting his growth spurt but to Hank's dismay he still held zero interest in playing football.

You're not wrong, but for clarity, the exact quote from Judge was, “It always was a very specific show. It’s about these characters who live around this alley. It’s a character comedy,” Daniels explains. “I hope no one has an expectation that it’s a late-night show. Animation takes a long time. We’re not ripping headlines. It’s about character and culture.”
So maybe he just means they're not going to pull a South Park and devolve into complaining about Trump. It does seem to somewhat be at odds with what the nig said, though.

Don't think there's even one good Lucky episode.

based Tamzarian respecter

I liked Lucky more than Buckley

buckley was far more of a background character that hardly had any lines compared to the unfunny lucky

OOPS I OVERDOSED ON PILLS

petty pathetic

Like, for instance, conspiracy nut Dale Gribble, who used to represent “the extreme of extremists” on the old show. Now he might as well be a median voter. > As Saladin K. Patterson, the new showrunner of the revival, puts it, “There’s more extreme in real life than Dale now.”

How the fuck Dale extreme. He was just a bit delusional.

Always an insult, but never a rebuke, eh poltroon.

dale was considered a caricature of a wacky conspiracy theorist back then but now the average person believes that. "extreme" nowadays is calling for total nigger death

i just realized i was replying to an ESL. fucking indians on this site i swear to god

While I agree, he did once make a bomb threat to Bobby's school so that Peggy wouldn't teach a sex ed class. They did tone down that stuff in later seasons

now the average person believes that. "extreme" nowadays is calling for total nigger death

AND I SAY THAT'S NOT ENOUGH

It pushes KOTH into cartooney retard territory

KoTH was always cartoony. the early seasons had hank hill getting caught in a tornado and having all his clothes ripped off, dale holing up in a clock tower after blowing up a cop car and hank taking a bullet for him, the megalo mart exploding and giving hank PTSD about propane, hank going to japan to meet his japanese half brother that looks like an asian clone of him, etc. these all sound retarded out of context but were funny in the show itself

Nta but the tamzarean episode wasnt even that bad and still had some good jokes in it, people just got really really autistic about it

How the fuck Dale extreme.

Anon... youre the exact type of person he is talking about

Dale didn't represent "the extreme of the extremists" but NICE FUCKING QUOTE

the black guy was never shown moving out

I guess Peggy has a live-in bull now

recasted

Fucking ESL niggers everywhere

People just trip out over the (admittedly bizarre) premise and can't look past it. That said, the jokes in the episode were pretty solid and it feels like a legitimate classic-era episode (which makes sense since it was produced for season 8).

Not gonna lie they had me for a second when the nog popped up

every single episode will have the opening where we are reminded that a filthy nigger was in Hank’s precious home

Annnnnd it’s woke

Jokes are funny.

Annnnnd it’s woke

The only joke is the one being played on the whole of society at the hands of these city destroying locust-like biological obsolete farm equipment.