ITT: Tropes you hate

homophobic character is actually gay

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historical movie set in europe has sub saharans in it

so Saharans are ok?

new recruit woman is suddenly expert on literally every aspect

Is that why nobody recognized the new "Hitler", because they got a Danish guy to play him instead of a German?

pressured into marriage with heterosexual woman

kills self 45 minutes later

No because in the film he was played by a heterosexual

North African arabs actually have history in Europe so yes

the main characters leave each other over a misunderstanding

I hate this trope it's so overused

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how do I get an emo/goth gf bros?

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10 year old kid (especially a girl) is a super genius that can invent shit that normally requires millions of dollars worth of materials but she can do it with rocks and paperclips at her desk in her bedroom.

Many such cases, so I fail to see the problem.

most brilliant scientiest

is woman/BIPOC

This is what growing without watching MacGyver does to people: they grow up into insufferable cunts that throw temper tantrum about escapism

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That's not a trope, that's just DEI casting

You don't. She gets you, if you're lucky.

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go to the nearest place where they host VtM

pick the prettiest

Literally all there is to it

Also, if you are Euro, there is a bonus to it, in the form of big tiddy goth gf

Go to the nearest medieval reenactment group

Pick the biggest

MacGyver is realistic because he is a full grown straight, white male. If he was a female child then it would have been complete fantasy.

This chick looks familiar.

spends 2 hours saying they don't have time to explain

Wants to talk tropes

Links to TVT

And to a completely different thing at that

Damn son, you're one dull motherfucker

Hits too close to home, buddy?

It is a trope and has been for a long time. Hollywood has always had the tech expert black guy. It has just gotten a lot worse in the last decade.

If it's a common thing, list 10 movies with it.
Hard version: not a single one of them from Disney.

movie portrays black South Africans as indigenous to the region

rather than as scab labor who were imported en masse by mining oligarchs

movie portrays apartheid as a bad thing

neglects to explain why millions of blacks moved to the country apparently wanting to live under apartheid

movie portrays jews as victims

Watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ghost World, My First Mister, then do what those leading men did, go to the same places they did, act like they acted.

How else would you show a homophobe is wrong?

Extremely easily. Emo/goth gf that isn't fat? Basically impossible.

Nah. I don't keep an database of black men in hollywood movies in my mind at all times to reply to strangers on the internet. I've noted it enough times in movies that it can be recognized as a pattern and you demanding I list them doesn't mean it isn't happening. I have never historically watched any Disney media so they weren't what I was referring to but you mentioning it makes me think that you know that pattern exists there at least. Off the top of my head I remember the tech expert black guy role being in Terminator 2 and The Hunt for Red October.

Movie blames Jewish crimes on Italians

if it's so rare, how about you name 10 movies with vikings were none of them are black or female?

in certain context, yes
in any amerileftoid context? No, of course not.

This is common, it;s iterally everywhere

List examples, then

N-ah, I-I do-don't keep them

Top of your head, come on, champ. Don't be like a fucking 2 inch penis after a dive in the arctic waters.

I don't think you've read what the Black Viking trope is even about, you dumb cunt, but sure, top of my head:
Eric the Viking
13th Warrior
The Northman
The Raven trilogy: When White Raven Flies, In the Shadow of Raven, The White Viking
Valhalla Rising
Pathfinder
The Vikings (the 50s one)
And let's call it ten with Outlander

Read some Anne Rice shit and go to an alt club

don't want to read

Play VtM

Unironically yes, especially in Southern European settings.

That's still easy if you yourself are under 25.
It's only hard if you are past 30 and looking for anything else than jail time.

Friend teaches history in high school. 2-3 years ago, the goth fad came back and in force with teens. He said it was never, ever this fucking hard for him to keep shit professional and simply not stare.
And I get it, because every single intern we've got for past year or so is a goth chick. At least they are legal, I guess, but tell the lizard part of my brain to fucking behave...

retard goes full retard

to be le edgy reycist

Cool story bro.

Stop being a chud and it will be easier for you

main character's wife divorced him and is dating or married to another guy

main character stills loves her and wants to get back together

ex wife's new partner is seemingly legit, makes more money, better looking, more responsible

turns out the ex-wife's partner was one of the bad guys all along, she finds out and gets back together with the main character

Sometimes the ex-wife's partner simply dies or looks pathetic in a time of need and she gets back together with the main character.

history

le edgy reycist

???

history

le edgy reycist

Yes, which one do you want to pick this time around?

Didn't they retire it like... mid-to-late 90s?
I genuinely can't think of a post-2000 movie that uses this plot structure.

there were no blacks south of blood river anon

It's not mutually exclusive. That's what happened.

Which explains why there was the Blood River Battle, aye? Because there was nobody to fight with.

My extreme oversimplification that managed to insist events from 200 years ago happened 50 years ago is all true and legit, also: fuck niggers

Fuck whoever you want, but not logic, chuddie.

>My extreme oversimplification that managed to insist events from 200 years ago happened 50 years ago is all true and legit

>also: fuck niggers

Hey, you said it. Not me :^)

Hitler was trans

looks like AI

THERE'S NO WAY I'LL DO IT, NO CHANCE

Next scene is character doing it

I'm still waiting for those examples, mate. Don't let the brother hanging

ik, she's that beautiful

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Nah, that's just half tube of a foundation and a bit of highlighter, so her face looks like a plastic mask - but that's because there is like quarter of inch of make-up on her face.

Which explains why there was the Blood River Battle, aye? Because there was nobody to fight with.

Obviously, there were the belligerent Zulu tribes north of the river who fought that war. Hence why I said there were no blacks south of blood river. When European settlers arrived in South Africa, the land was largely uninhabited. They didn't have to ethnically cleanse anyone, unlike American or Israeli settlers.
I'm just writing this for the benefit of others. You write like a faggot and your reading comprehension sucks. Normally I'd pay you no mind.

Hotwiring cars is as easy as ripping off the steering column cover and touch two wires together.

le quirky hacker girl