He's right you know

they should go with kid link and kid zelda

You want her to look more fucked up?

Exactly right. It's so fucking obvious

if they don't cast angela sarafyan in this, somebody should get fired

she just need a pair of bolt-ons and a gym membership

You have millions of dollars

Hundreds of thousands
Not millions
Hunter has never been in a hit.

ozempic

More Ozempic?

Uses AI pic of Anya

why?

why don't you fuckers have anya fatigue? she's been in every fucking movie for the past 5 years.

I haven't seen her since The Menu.

feed skeletal taylor-joy even more ozempic

NO

This dudes twink death and crashout is just sad

but sir, we reached critical levels...

MORE OZEMPIC

Question is who is

Ozempic???

Just don't ever let Hunter turn to the side

Or move. The skeletal structure is a dead giveaway.

Hunter was born a woman as well so I'm not really sure what point you're trying to make?

why would he not want to play link? why push for zelda? zelda will have 50 seconds of screentime unless it's a BOTW adaptation

give her some ozempic

Mental illness

Because link is a man and she is a woman?

I think she should be Zelda

Or just don't make it at all. Who the fuck wants an inevitably cringe and terrible live action Zelda movie?

Foy in a blonde wig should be zelda

I love her and think its a good looks fit, but she can't act and would make a stupid face the whole time.

Buy an add, twittertron

Haha what if Anya was Zelda and she made you dress up like a slutty Link and suck on fat Ganon cocks that would be so bad lol I would hate that.

If only her eyes were about 3 feet closer to each other she’d be a 9

She cute.
Name?

She's got plenty of ozempyc.

Eleanor should play Zelda

or just tank the entire franchise at the first possible chance for the sake of virtue signalling

I refuse to believe any large company could be this stupid

This. Director already said he is looking at teenagers for Link and Zelda. They were 13 in the first game

Isn't she 30?

Too old, and too tall to star opposite Tom Holland as link and not an actress.

let's not make a billion dollars

Said no one ever

too tall to star opposite Tom Holland

Hehehe

and not an actress

Errrrrrm she was on CSI as a goth girl and she was great

That's a no brainer they Sony and Nintendo probably want to make 10 of these movies now that the Spider-Man Universe movies are cleared off the calender

If it's not McKenna, then you may as well get Debra Wilson

MORE ozempic

I'd strangle the bastard that took away my thicc anya if I knew where to find him.

Sorry but mckenna is too old now.

Agree!

Godtier

McKenna Grace

Mackenzie Foy

Ella Balinska

Good

Daisy Edgar Jones

Dove Cameron

Snood

Suzanna Son

Cailee Spaeny

Acceptable

Eva Green

Sophie Turner

Isabella Merced

Kiernan Shipka

Alice Eve

Anya Taylor-Joy

Naomi Scott

Soapy

Bad

Zendaya

Cate Blanchette

Akwafina

Jenna Ortega

Jesus fuck no

Hunter

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

Bella Ramsay

Amy Schumer

Hi I’m just letting you guys know that I don’t gibe a fuck about a zelda movie made by the retards of today and you should all go fuck yourselves back to twitter and tiktok where you belong.

She’s 18

both of those things are untrue

One Zelda please

too old

too tall

the tranny obviously looks better

Touch grass retard

They could do that, but you know what would be REALLY interesting?
What if Zelda was a girl?

Way too old, imagine an 18 year as a believable love interest for Tom Holland.
Do you even watch movies? Or did you just pick the last blonde you saw on the CW and decided to simp for her? You're worst than the Indians and Russians on Anon Babble gushing over Sydney Sweeney not realizing she retired from acting 2 years ago.

She’s already Peach.

based foyposter

She looks like she's one of those fish people from Shadow of Innsmouth.

give atj some ozempic

what the fuck am i reading?

Sir, Mackenzie has indicated her schedule might be a bit too busy to film this project

Did you tell her that she'd get a huge horse that she'd be riding for 90% of the film?

Apologies sir, she's already on set and demanding that shooting begins

wah my waifus suck

Get better taste in chicks or learn how movies are made you repressed queer.

Not film.

give an extremely skinny woman who has lost dangerous amounts of weight over the last four years ozempic

...why?

as the gerudo bitch,right?

I read link as twink.

ozempic

she's already skinny. i do agree though id prefer her over a tranny

they literally only post this same single image of Schafer over and over going "LITERALLY ZELDA"

How come it's suddenly all about how he "looks just like Zelda, in fact MORE like Zelda than Zelda!" but for every other adaptation like TLOU it doesn't matter that the person cast doesn't look anything like the character?

sid from ice age

will link talk ?

Dove Cameron

He looks exactly like her!

the same picture

again

lol, fish woman totally MOGGED

weird how suddenly it's ONLY about "looking like the character", where was that for Bella Ramsey where they said it didn't matter?

Zeldafags deserve this with femboying Link

What's the point of a zelda movie? The games are all about exploring a new place, stepping into a cave or a dungeon and finding out where it leads. What's the movie going to be, dumber lord of the rings?

Billion dollars extracted from the wallets of 35 year old neckbeards

I didn't realize how jewish McKenna actually looks until I saw that photo of her

Why would you give Anya ozempic when she's gotten extremely skinny lately?

You know Tom Holland is pushing 30 too, right? He's too old to play Link, why give him a pass?

ugh, please no. At least make them 18 or 20 or something. I know they start out as kids in the og game but this shit won't work for the screen I want them to have sex appeal

what if it was just animated instead

I'd only see it if it was a Wes Anderson joint.

McKenna is neither Jewish nor looks Jewish

no Hyrule is french so they should cast french

it's good that you people can't reproduce.

I think it's so.... problematic how you guys don't want a schizo to play Zelda... do better.

by a need to be used by men

bit gay

This is literally just what women think.

i hope Miyamoto has prepared a secret backup plan with Ghibli since this kikemovie will flop hard

Are you retarded?

She looks like a frog, not an elf.

she doesn't even need ozempics

She should play a grey alien. She could still be a princess I guess.

Even in this pic their faces are completely different
Square man jaw versus delicate female jaw
Are people blind?

It's literally just the hair. They're reacting to the hair. That's it. It's why they only post that same picture over and over

looking at teenagers for Link and Zelda

they should cast a blonde haired Butters as Zelda desu. McKenna can't act and is a charisma vacuum and Julia looks a bit "elfish"

she

I wonder why they don't post any other pic

Hate that every normalfag is just using twilight's Zelda to justify the tranny casting. Twilight princess is not even in the top 10 best Zelda games

Eva Green isn't fit for the role of a dindu nuffin princess, her soul sucking eyes are meant to act on evil roles.

Because Schafer wore his hair like that in one appearance.

Or just give it to Idris Elba

I’m not even into blondes and this bitch is hot as fuck, dayum

She'd need to be playing Hyrule Warriors Zelda

Yeah but boobs so... y'know

no Syndey Sweeney

trash list

just have princess peach play Zelda guys

sure, she has to play every nintendo girl right? when will she be wii sports trainer

Snood is the objectively right choice as she can do OoT and BotW/TotK Zelda
They won't do a TP adaptation

His hairline mogs mine

Hunter Schafer x Anya Taylor-Joy Transsensual shoot when?

this list is shit, it's just "girls posted the most on Anon Babble" and not an actual proper list of girls who should be Zelda.

Y'know... This whole conversation about that hunter dude or whatever getting eyed for the Zelda role is just complete BS. It's not going to happen, it was never considered. It's just a bunch of mentally ill trannies on some discord with (((friends))) in high places that planned for weeks probably and pushed it, unorganically, into mainstream attention.
That this can even happen is disgusting. I abhor this world we live in. Fake and gay doesn't go far enough. Virtually nothing is honest, organic, or even pleasant anymore.
Thanks, kikes.

Anya would be great

I hope it's Hunter just so we can get nuclear seethe
People are already seething from a rumor, imagine if it actually happened, it'd be glorious

Hunter's girlcock painting Anya's face...

Correct. Notice how it’s not being reported on by any legitimate sources too. Then the rest of the clickbait sites followed suit and now everyone is running it for outrage views.

I cannot imagine Nintendo of all things allowing one of their princesses to be played by a tranny desu, but it's fun to shitpost about it

too old actually. yes it's a trans. but hunter is legitimately too old.

Yes, but they want to push the trans guy, lol

Unironically fit for Gerudo

it is literally never going to happen, anyone who thinks Nintendo would intentionally tank their own movie by casting a tranny, when they are all about playing it safe with their movies to maximize the chance of success, as was the case with the Mario movie

Hunter got cast in Kojimas work so you’re completely wrong

Anya on my face, Hunter suckin' on my knob.

That has absolutely nothing to do with Nintendo or this movie. Kojima collects actors and directors for his games.

well, they did make Vivian trans in the TYD remake...

a completely unrelated game developer featured Schafer in a project of some sort, therefore Nintendo will intentionally tank their tentpole blockbuster fantasy film by making it inherently political, divisive and controversial

use your brain

subhuman latinx vs tranny

I'm so tired

Janny deletes the Ellen Page thread but keeps the stealth Hunter thread up

Why is janny so biased?

Both are abominations that in a better world would be executed by bleeding to death after being skinned alive.

No one cares about Paper Mario.

Too ugly. Would've been good 10 years ago.

Taylor is sexier but Anya looks more like Zelda.

Taylor is sexier but Anya looks more subhuman

FTFY

Ozempic

Giving that to Anya would likely kill her. She was already mind-broken by jealous blobs and soi-men calling her fat in The Witch and look what she did to herself

Bella Ramsay Zelda

We need this

Should that not tell you everything? A side character in a spin-off RPG is trans. That's your "representation". Not the co-protagonist of your intended flagship live action movie series and premiere princess, furthermore, having a tranny play an explicitly female character as opposed to having a tranny play a tranny character.

Nintendo played it very safe with Super Mario Bros. They'll do the same with Legend of Zelda. They want their movie division to take off successfully.

let's not make a billion dollars

Doubt it will break 200 even. Zelda sells a lot and is a classic IP sure but it isn’t iconic like Mario or Sonic

here's your Link

I'll never forgive them for what they did to my Anya.

Who's the superior actor?

Why did she do it?
youtube.com/watch?v=OW3MW5ATcf8

Anya

but Hunter....le looks like Zelda!

So now it's only about looking like the character?

Anya by merit of actually being a woman.

Twilight princess is not even in the top 10 best Zelda games

This is a pretty hot take considering there probably aren't even 10 good Zelda games

Fuck off nigger

Remember when Lightyear bombed because it had a gay kiss in it or whatever? What makes you think a studio would risk a potential huge franchise on casting a tranny? The controversy and backlash would be huge.

Make Kristin Stewart Link then.

bombed because it had a gay kiss

I really don't think that's why it bombed.

Cope, people have averse reactions to faggotry

its Snood as Zelda and Anya as Mipha
its the perfect combo

All these fags bashing hunter would never say these things to her face irl

it was a little lesbian smooch, most men have nothing against lesbians
I think it was mostly bad marketing and Tim Allen not being in the movie

The problem with this idea is it was such a minor part of the film that no one could have known about it before the film actually came out, so how could it possibly affect the film's terrible opening? The interest simply was not there for the movie.

Kids movie

Let them both audition for the roles and they can also show how much they know of the Legend of Zelda games by playing the games like those YouTubers and their Let's Play videos.

Yes please snood

I wont let my wife act as a video game character sorry

Why can't he play Link?

Tranny is cuter and not even 1% as fake as this plastic bitch

zelda is a woman, or a female if we have to be specific for you mentally ill freaks

the fuck happened to her face? she was such a cutie :(

The seethe will be better if he gets hyped up and then it's not him

You think Hunter isn't made of plastic?

oh yeah the massive fake tits, very natural

based

caring at all about Zelda when Midna (and Peatrice, Medli, Ruto, the Bombchu Bowling Alley girl and like 90% of Gerudo characters) exists

for what purpose

The Hunter anon is completely delusional. Nintendo would never knowingly cast a tranny for a main character in a million years.

Now pic related is casting that everyone is overlooking.

Owen Teague, who was the male lead in Wes Ball's Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, said they were looking for younger actors for Link than him, he's 26, so that probably means they're looking at 16-20 range. I'd imagine the same for Zelda, which might rule out Freya Allan who also starred in Kingdom, she's 23.

McKenna Grace is 18, she might have a shot. Or they'll just find unknowns for both Link and Zelda through auditioning, and leave the established names for supporting roles. Live action makes this quite a bit different in casting than Super Mario Bros where they prioritized star power.

ATJ is fucking difficult to look at and can't act for shit. She ruins everything she is in by being completely worthless at her job and annoying to boot. No thanks

float idea hideous tranny will be zelda

people willingly accept bug eyed retarded woman instead

pick a real actress instead of these ugly monsters.

Anya if she was Brazilian

can you post a version without a tattoo? tattoos are a huge turnoff

why the fuck would gaunt ayy need ozempic

For me its Black Anya.

He can play Link

i don't recall having flounder eyes as being an elvish feature