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Series 9 is pigshit.
Strax is not funny.
Deep Breath is too long.
Moffat is a bad showrunner.
Series
Nine
Is
PIGSHIT
BECAUSE WE WANT TO, BECAUSE WE WANT TO
Scott Adkins …IS..The Doctor
Series 9 is better than 50% of RTD1 and RTD2 slop.
Because you want to what? Ruin Doctor Who? Because you are. This is abysmal. This is unthinkably bad. Awful, terrible. Every conceivable insult that could ever be applied to bad fiction applies ten times over to the shoddy horrorshow of Doctor Who. It is wretched. RTD has ruined it. A deceased corpse, thumped into oblivion, until not even dust remains. It's over. It's over.
[Spoiler]Series 9 was pigshit too.[/spoiler]
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At least they won’t have to bother regenerating his outfit if the next Doctor is a woman
Moffat carried RTD1. You might as well call it MOFF1 in contrast to MOFF2 (Series 5 to 10).
LOL you fucking failed man. But yeah I agree Series 9 is pigshit.
Series 1 > Series 9
Series 2 > Series 9
Series 3 > Series 9
Series 4 > Series 9
Series 14 > Series 9
Series 15 > Series 9
series 1&2 > s4> s6 > s7 > s3 >> the rest
RTD Toddlers out in full force tonite.
"I can see the whole of time and space, every single pore on your face, and I enlarge them"
Adding to that:
Series 5 > Series 9
Series 7 > Series 9
Series 8 > Series 9
Series 9 = Series 9
Series 10 > Series 9
Series 11 > Series 9
Series 12 > Series 9
Series 13 > Series 9
Series 9 > Series 6
Fact:
Series 9 is pigshit.
The only good episode of Series Nein is Sleep No More. The rest ironically put me to sleep, but that one was a comfy fun time. Scary too!
Thank G-D it ended a decade ago.
RIP Doctor Who 1963 - 1989, 1996, 2005 - 2014, 2016 - 2022
They're coping HARD because their God killed the very show he gave life to
doctor
bogged
not bogtor
you had one job
dugga doo
he gave life to
You're overestimating his contributions. Talented writers helped get NuWho off the ground. It's a miracle that it survived as long as it did considering RTD's ReTarDed finalies.
Only God has the right to kill his own creation.
She carried the revival of Doctor Who HARD
Apologize.
Moffat likes women
Russell doesnt
Therefore Moffat > Russell
Bill > Rose
Russell has more moments for the dads
Therefore Russell > Moffat
Bill's Big Bum
Moffat had Amy and River.
If you are trans, yes.
She's alright but if your girl doesn't have the power to seduce the doctor then she's not the best.
Moffat's Jenna Doctor would be awesome, the Doctor gets naked in every episode, it's just harmless fun.
Never forget what they took from you.
Moments for the dads were lacking until Clara came into the picture, and even then we got a scant few compared to RTD. The dads don't like Alex Kingston.
16th Doctor is Matt Smith in old man makeup.
The slop shall save us.
Age of Ncuti
didn't even last two years
Still beats the age of Ultron.
Ncuti must feel insulted to be bookended between 10 and Rose.
Ncuti must feel insulted
He doesn't give a shit. He just saw Doctor Who as a vehicle for the agenda and dipped the moment it stopped being convenient.
16th Doctor
What agenda?
He's a big RTD1 fan. He's seen every Tennant episode.
You might think you’re ’ard Master, but there’s always that one Timelord, who’s just a little bit ‘arder.
getting paid for acting work.
getting into hollywood
No way this is the same chick.
A bruiser Doctor could be pretty fun, he'd still be super intelligent but everyone thinks he's a stupid thug.
pov Dugga Doo sees its first Earthling penis and it's a baby's arm
that was 20 years ago anon.
It's not even confirmed.
I don’t think it’ll be true. If the press haven’t reported anything by tomorrow, then we’re getting an open ending. You’ve then got to hope they quietly put the show on ice for a few years and don’t stunt cast some troon as 16 in a few months’ time.
I ain't clicking shit
The rumours were true
Fuck bros it's over
I HATE RTD I HATE RTD I HATE RTD
It's real
Tell me something, Davros. Are you a pathetic worm?
That broad either aged super-hard, lost a fucking ton of weight, or had the "chipmunk-cheek removal" surgery. None of them look good.
I fully believe that if we keep on posting this image that he'll become the Doctor. Arguably meme magic from this got Ncuti in, so we need to keep posting it until we get the Doctor we want, no, NEED.
Why the fuck is Cynthia still popular.
That's what you get when you've been married to Chris Evans and Laurence Fox.
doctor is hooked up to a thought viewer device
shows dude a bunch of walruses when asked where he's from
I'd rather post Kris Marshall
You could already tell she was ageing badly in the 50th
finalies
ESL
Chris Evans
Poor girl.
Greenis!
Wow! Warwick Davis is certainly a brave choice
I made that webm. Thanks for reposting:)
Do Not Have Children.
Americans don't know this but Billy piper had a short lived pop career. She also showed her pathetic tits and ass in a dreadful sex drama about a British escort. She's also the ugliest companion.
Americans are ignorant of many things. Katarina was a better companion.
They're gonna use the Doctor turning into his ex girlfriend as a trans allegory, aren't they?
They're gonna rewrite history and say the Doctor wasn't in love with her, he wanted to BE her.
She's also the ugliest companion.
That's moonface Clala.
I only know about her hooker show because of the sketch on Mitchell and Webb.
Her face was too wide.
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That's pretty on the nose. Did you really not click it?
OH BAD WOLF GIRL I COULD BLOW MY PENIS OFF AND BECOME YOU!
Hag
I'd snuggle.
Cute and pure <3
Cool aunt energy. She's let you stay up late (for sexual purposes)
Capaldi liked the idea of the sonic sunglasses because he thought it would allow poor kids to still pretend to be the Doctor even if they didn't have the latest merch.
That's a nice sentiment but I think at the time (and more so know) children don't really play 'Doctor Who' on the playground, he has this 60's/70's view of the franchise.
That sounds like something Eccleston would come up with
What we doing after the show ends permanently on Saturday?
Based
bbc had to fish in a bunch of influencers just to prove that series 3 is totally happening
lol
Karen has more of a moonface than Jenna
she so ugly
Katarina was a better companion.
For like 10 minutes.
Irving Braxiatel announcement tomorrow 6AM
The Doctor vs the Master
youtube.com
bong Michael Chiklis
Bowties are cool.
Jodie Whittaker is hot but boring
dugga doo
dugga doo
dugga doo
dugga doo
dugga doo
If the show isn't put on hiatus I'll be genuinely disappointed at this point
dugga doo
What's sad is even if RTD (or anyone else) brought Doctor Who back into big mainstream popularity, made it number one for a week, got really high viewing figures, made it a big, exciting event every week - you'd still say it's shit and dead. What a horrible horrible place this is, and I say that as a fan!
well Jodie already looked a lot like her. same hair and all.
I you're only gonna ruin it, you may as well stop doing it.
It should never have come back, honestly.
Why hasn't there been a doctor that can beat the shit out of an alien if needed?
Venusian aikido
Did anyone see this shit in the theaters yet? Is it as bad as we hoped?
3rd Doctor did
This is the first actual surprise regeneration in a long time.
theaters
God I hate Americunts.
Anon, he's been in rumours since before Matt Smith. Same with Kris Marshall.
It's not going to fucking happen
Anyone here read the Target novels? Recommendations? I've read a few and some improve (at least the effects are better).
That's not very I heckin' love science
Petition to ban Americans from /who/. All in favour shall mention dugga doo or RTD in the next week.
Uh Day of the Doctor was interesting because it totally changed the format of the story in a sort of meta was. They added in a bunch of stuff with the other Doctors and 13 which was cringe though
defeats the wall in your path
And? She could've aged halfway gracefully.
Nice webm.
Petition to ban Americans from /who/
Why stop there?
Funnily enough I completely disagree if you don't mind. I didn't like how it totally changed the format just to basically add more jokes in, but I did enjoy the part with all the Doctors helping out to save Gallifrey, doing more than what could have been shown in the episode. Thanks all the same!
Hmm, my thoughts? Dugga doo.
dugga doo
i miss neo :(
i miss cats :(
i miss being told to fuckofferino :(
i miss casual racism
When the doctor turned into the woman and he didn't spend the first five episodes of the series playing with his tits in the mirror.
I know it's sci-fi and you're supposed to suspend your disbelief, but that was a step too far.
I said it was interesting, not good. The stuff with the other Doctors is needless fluff
Was fun though, that bit.
The only good moment so far in this series has been the moment that the du
The Reality War delivers a bold and unsettling chapter in the Doctor Who universe. Omega returns, but far removed from the tragic legend fans remember. Here, he manifests as a grotesque, ever-shifting Lovecraftian creature powered by belief itself, a daring reinvention that is sure to unsettle long-time followers.
The episode weaves a complex tale involving the Rani’s cold strategy to revive Gallifrey, the morally fraught clash with Mrs Flood, the (perhaps unwelcome) return of familiar faces, and the fate of enigmatic “space babies.” These elements create a rich but sometimes tangled narrative. Amid the spectacle, the unexpected return of The Doctor's granddaughter, Susan, offers a genuine emotional anchor, evoking the same bittersweet tone that made Journey’s End so memorable.
The finale ventures into uncharted territory for the series. Its cryptic third act and final scenes leaves the future uncertain, teasing consequences that will spark debate among fans. While some will appreciate its ambition and emotional depth, others, especially classic series purists, may find the conclusion controversial, even bordering on sacrilege.
Visually striking and thematically ambitious, The Reality War exemplifies Doctor Who’s readiness to take risks. Though not without flaws, it challenges expectations and leaves a lasting impression, proving the show remains unpredictable, provocative and, perhaps too divisive for its own good. 2/5.
Very good point!
AI slop.
Can't even be bothered to make up bait anymore.
Fucking hell this site has gone to the dogs, and that's saying something.
I love her
dduugaa ddo
Anon Babble is awesome :)
just rewatched Return of Doctor Mysterio. that was fun. ends with a slight lil nudge that one of the UNIT guys is a double agent, ooo.
feels kind of higher budget too? streets and lots of extras, convincingly New York instead of just "we put on a sign on one building in Wales".
Anon Babble for the win! who is your favourite Anon Babble character? mine is the paedo bear. he's always after them lollies!
Which Doctor has the biggest penis?
My heart says Pertwee but my head says Gatwa
It's shit.
Moffat's Jenna Doctor would be awesome, the Doctor gets naked in every episode, it's just harmless fun.
It would be see through clothes, if Man-fat was running the show.
I remember seeing a drawing of him years ago and thinking he looked quite fun, and repeating the word "pedo" a lot in the playground.
After Dragon Ball, I couldn't believe that Justin Chatwin could actually perform. It's fun. It's definitely overlooked.
Here's a fun game. I say a word and you guess what Doctor Who-related thing I'm thinking of! All right.
Today's word is:
Pigshit.
and then you got fired as a teacher?
No, that was when I was a child.
If you believe hard enough, anything can happen.
this happened to Devvo ;__;
Oh, right. That makes more sense.
Did the revived show ever have a proper CGI space battle like all other sci fi shows? i haven't watched the show in a while so i don't remember
Well your belief hasn't done shit for the past 16 years
'Aliens of London'
Very one-sided in The Parting of the Ways.
Again, one-sided in Doomsday (and not space).
Another sky battle in The End of Time part 2.
A longer space battle in Victory of the Daleks!
A kind of space battle in A Good Man Goes to War.
A brief showing of the Time War in The Day of the Doctor.
A bit of a space battle in Into the Dalek.
A battle in a space station, if that counts, in Oxygen.
Lots of armies in space in Flux, but they were collaborating unfortunately.
They're going with an American for the new Doctor
Not quite! The correct answer was......
Series 9!
Better luck next time!
there's no new doctor. it's the final episode (for at least 10 years if you're lucky) tomorrow. the ending already got leaked everyone forgets the doctor and he regenerates but new doctor is never shown.
That would be worse than Brexit
Cry more
Correct. If and when it does eventually slog its way back, it will be not a moment too soon.
Who remains the king of asspull reset buttons. Puts anime to shame.
The Apprentice outlasted new Who
Thanks! :)
The Apprentice trumps Doctor Shit
Jenna Coleman would be a good Doctor
agreed
hey guys
anyone want to chat on discord?
reply if you do
if not, ignore!
dugga poo
doctor doo
Tom Allen is...The Master
TOM BAKER
RIP
fuck
You reckon Moffat's wife made him sleep on the couch when Jenna Coleman was in Who? He was obviously wanking when writing her character.
No, I don't think she did.
Cuckqueen
What does the Doctor think about vaccines?
He was pretty good in the audios
Daily Mail's list of actors who played the Doctor ends at Capaldi
Um, based?
dailymail.co.uk
Safe and effective
Source?
Chibnall's a sexless little autistic freak
Source?
Wrong. Chibnall's a sexy, big man, envied by all his peers.
Trust the science
Visited Zeta Minor recently? He is against them.
desu, pure bullshit they fired him over joke videos he made ten years earlier.
What makes me laugh is how in need of validation RTD is. He sends all of his scripts to Moffat and asks if they're good enough.
Devvo Is Cancelled
genuinely feel like all of this series was written by chatgpt. it wouldn't surprise me. it will be interesting to see if the scripts get uploaded to writers room.
This would align with the transcript leaks awhile back. Does he call himself 'the cure'?
And often the answer is "No". And when it is "Yes", that's just Moffat remembering what his parents told him to be kind.
Moffat wanted it badly but knew deep down it was too retarded. RTD on the other hand doesn't care, it's content.
I guess that it's pretty obvious that someone at the BBC had a leash on RTD back during his first run as show runner right?
I love Doctor Who. I watch all episodes and think they're good stuff. These writers are good folks. It's good stuff, this episodes of Doctor Who. Has the Tardis and Doctor and aliens. It's good content. I love Doctor Who.
No shit
BBC had a leash on RTD back during his first run as show runner right?
No. Moffat elevated it.
She's actually so good. Better than Jodie and Ncuti.
RTD desperately trying to make content by fucking up the lore.
Murray Gold comes in and makes Dugga Doo all by himself, to the dismay of RTD and the other writers, makes the most content in the entire series.
Murray Gold for showrunner, just to see what'll happen.
He had a leash on himself to be honest. It was far from a guaranteed success, he knew he had to get it right. And he wasn't so out of touch then, the timing was right (well sort of, arguably the Buffy vibe nuWho was originally based on was already half a decade out of date by 2005).
Yass! Don't ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.
She is not better than Ncuti.
That's my plan. Thanks anon! I love Doctor Who.
dunno. all i know is
susan comes back as a glass avatar (from twice upon a time)
it's carole ann ford but she says shes regenerated 3 times since they last met and is currently black
omega is a big orange cgi monster with crab claws
doctor regenerates open ended in the final scene
New series promo pic
Pollce
Fuck off with the ai shit
I love dugga doo.
How many hours until news sites stop pretending Billie Piper isn't confirmed as the Doctor?
I am so excited!
sharp eye
Holy shit I'm excited!
tardis wiki stay online whenever i'm reading it challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
i know forked wikis can have growing pains but come on
Fuck off, Russel.
This is so exciting!
How long until they drop the police box Tardis because of BLM?
I thikn I'm cummingggg
Can we range ban the AI faggot already
The Daleks are back!!!
Hasn't been as bad since the time they were down for a month last year tbf
Is this real? Who's the actor?
Tennant used to be relentlessly straight. What happened?
Tennant
You mean the Doctor? What happened was RTD.
Is BLM even a thing in the U.K.? America isn’t the center of the universe anymore and global entertainment doesn’t have to bend to them.
Ncuti regenerates into former US president Bill Clinton
10 was straight. 14 wanted to suck Isaac Newton.
Would be cool to have Lazinski (?) suck him off ep 1
America isn't the center [sic] of the universe anymore
No, that's Terminus.
I got Saturday's Whodle in 1 guess! Can you?
whodle.dixonary.co.uk
If Jenna Coleman wants to come back and play the Doctor in the future, I'd be absolutely fine with that.
Same because she actually suits the role. Just don't give her a goofy ass costume like they did with Jodie and Ncuti.
I think it would've been a fun twist with this
Could they even attempt to do a female doctor again? nobody liked the jody doctor
FUCK OFF.
New talent, new actors, new writers.
ENOUGH with the same old tired shit of the last 20 years. It boggles the mind how people like you can survive in the world.
Of course they can. They just need to not miscast the actress and not let Chibnal write them.
Is BLM even a thing in the U.K.?
Nigga they're trying to push that shit in fucking Japan of all places, of course it's a thing in the UK.
We need more new people liek Chibnall & Jodie!
god i hate living
gonna hang myself in under a decade guaranteed
or bridge
don't worry billie piper will absolutely kill the idea forever
You sound emotional mate
I wear a cowboy hat now. Cowboy hats are gay.
G'day! How's it goin mate? G'day! G'day!
bit depressing
G'day!
anyone watched any good eps lately?
who am i kidding?
i hate being aliv
Big titty asian companion when?
why oh WHY did you regenerate this way
fuc of
all the hours wasted watching this shit
with my dad
happy time enjoying adventures, talking about the show and science and stuff
now the sofa's cold
His wife educated him.
my ears ar buzzing
see ya
She would be better than Billie.
Has there canonically ever been a sex scene in Doctor Who?
If not, what is the most riske thing the show has ever done?
We already have Belinda.
We are on the brink of a Golden Age of fan content.
Fire Russel T Davies
Fire Nicholas Briggs
Fire the BBC/Disney
Bring me cute, nerdy, emaciated sixth formers/ first year film school students fucking around in long coats and latex masks in and around Brockwell Park. White van available for hire (costume changes, etc.) contact me on Telegram.
11 and Clara were completely nude in one episode
Uhhh, the new episode isn't on iplayer yet???
Doesn't go on until 8am uk time
A LOT of people in the UK no longer realise they aren't living in America.
I heard people flippin celebrating in the streets when Joe Biden won.
I hate this country.
KINO
Insinuating the Doctor was having sex with both Queen Elizabeth I and Marylin Monroe?
Nope, it's going on when it airs
The finale isn't dropping on iPlayer.
they're keeping the billie piper reveal under wraps until the last minute
This was kino as hell especially since it was in the middle of the RRRREEEEEEEE THE SHOW BECAME CLARA WHO REEEEEE era
she looks like she smells like a roll of nickels
nine hours until the last episode of doctor who. utterly bizarre feeling
You will never get to take 17 year old Billie Piper down the pub to get smashed and then take her home to smash fuck out of her
BIG SPOILER FOR EPISODE 8
15 defeats Omega completely unharmed BUT THEN his skin begins to glow! He is dying. The Tardis does a scan of the Doctor. Defect found. He has aids. 15 gives a speech to Belinda about safe sex. Then he dies.
Would it be a bad idea to do a free trial of D+ for the finale tomorrow? I usually pirate it at like 6am and watch but i kinda wanna watch live because it's later.
I just dont wanna help viewing figures.
What do?
Ah yes. This was foreshadowed in Lux when Bel talks about Rock Hudson.
I already know this isn't true, because the Doctor actually enjoys aids in the finale I saw.
RYLAN CLARK has been confirmed as the 16th Doctor
Nah thats Phil Mitchell definitely
Matt Smith took some nudes with Daisy Lowe but I don't know if he showed his cock
She delivers the line so convincingly. When Jodie said it she sounded like a cosplayer.
nine
Times that by two
oh
I don't get this image at all.
Break infamously easy to break Christmas ornament
Hand absolutely shreded and borderline unusable
Ncuti's ass can take more damage than that
Safe sex
That's homophobic
Fucking size of the lad
Does RTD top or bottom
rare that a gay guy looks like shit next to a straight man
Same energy
genuinely think that if I were a woman this'd be the kind of man I'd fuck
Sarah Jane was alpha-widowed.