Get in here quick!!!!!
New king of the hill trailer just got leaked !!!!!!!!!
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I fucking hate Connie x Bobby. She's WAY too good for him, he's a total dork, and she should be with some 6'2 white chad who's going to pump her up with 3 kids and be a millionaire. Bobby is mediocrity.
Bobby as an adult looks like that fat retard with anger issues.
She's an average looking jungle Asian. What are you on about?
Ethan Ralph?
kino is back on the menu boys
Looks terrible. What a shame, the new Beavis and Butthead is great.
She's smart, he's dumb. She's from a well to do family, and can get any kind of tech-science-engineering-bio-medical job possible and secure a future. Bobby falls for cults every other week. And he's FAT. He should never have happiness.
Bobby was my least favorite KoTH character.
I'd rather Joseph be banging Connie than Bobby.
Boomhaur aged horribly
They can't tease Mayor Dale like that. I wonder if they're teasing it to make it into a movie or something, because would love to see a 90 minute special just on that.
joseph is ripped like redcorn, but he has dales personality and is a weirdo
The one thing I'm skeptical about is Bobby and Chane Wassanasong being business partners.
Feels like they didn't did that to reprise the nut kick joke at some point.
boomhauer get vax
Is this slowed down? Feels like it's at 90% speed
What sort of mental illness causes you to crab bucket a fucking cartoon man.
Did Bobby knock up Connie and give her hapa babies like every Asian woman should have?
hank works for saudi arabia
kahn and mihn have broken up, kahn lives with bill
nancy left dale for redcorn permanently and dale ran for office
boomhaur is married and has a step kid
bobby is a chef in business with chane
He's been cooked in the Texas sun for years.
I don't like Bobby, and consider him kind of the villain of the show. he's not a lovable retard, he's a thorn in Hank's side. Hank deserved a proper son who went fishing, and I would have killed for a Hank dad. Bobbie is borderline retarded and deserves nothing.
Prime Laotian cunny falls into his lap.
Out of all the characters, Khan should not be a loser. If anything he should be a corporate bigwig or something, and lord over the hills.
You're autistic but I'm sorry you didn't have any sort of strong father figure nonetheless.
nancy left dale for redcorn permanently
Kinda sad this was the outcome.
Found the self hating SEAmonkey.
everyone is brown
How the fuck did bobby grow to be 6'2 but stilm have the voice of Pajama Sam?
it doesn't seem woke at all desu lol i looked at the leaked storyboards,
also dooleys back
Yeah, Octavio should have killed her on Dale's orders and made it look like an accident. Then years later when Dale ran for office they bring up her mysterious death and exhume her body but the coffin is empty and it's a two part mystery episode like when Debbie died. At the end they find out Bill dug Nancy up soon after the funeral and mummified her and put her in Lenore's clothes and has been having sex with her body for years.
Interested but also concerned.
Connie is a chonger. Bobby is a fat blob. Bobby can improve, but Connie will always be a chonger
Not canon. Written by dorks who don't understand why Marge and Homer are married.
Everything about this looks like ass. Mike Judge isn't very good these, the B&B reboot was pretty toothless and boring, not complete shit but not very good either. He's also way too fucking obsessed with topical current year references.
I have never read a fan fic in my life and I must say this is way too intense for me.
nancy left dale for redcorn permanently and dale ran for office
YEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWW
DING DING DING
Wait until someone posts the Billdozer annihilating the Hill family fanfic. That shit makes what I posted look like an episode of Teletubbies.
I would have killed for a Hank dad
Oh okay the sperging out makes perfect sense now.
Cringe, unfunny, forced, dead, discordtranny meme, rajesh
I have it but it's too big to post and I'm too lazy to break it up into multiple posts.
shoe camera footage
i think i've seen this trailer in HD already why is this shit being posted?
lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com
You can find the text here. Enjoy!
Bill clenched his teeth, seized violently three, then four, then five times, and was finished with the piglet. He slid slowly out, savoring the sensation. He wrapped the piglet in the bed covers, and whispered in the dead boy's ear, "piggys in a blanket," then he giggled again under his breath
Why does he have enormous, saggy breasts?
It represents the modern world and Texas. Brown and depressing. Makes you wish it was two decades ago. This will not do well, for the same reason why everything modern doesn't do well, and it's because the modern world is hell
Bobby, for a brief break in Bill's fevered imaginations a human being again, ceased his death struggle. Now Bill could do as he wished with the piglet. Bill realized that he had ejaculated a copious amount of semen into his pants at some point during the strangulation of the piglet. He had not noticed when it happened. It did not matter. There was more where that came from. He slowly unbuttoned the piglet's nightshirt, and slid off its pajama pants. It had not been wearing underwear. Again, Bill giggled quietly under his breath.
could you check inbetween your legs for a vagina
This can't be a sincere post...
Konnichiwa, Dude!
kek
She's from a well to do family
That's the fucking joke, Kahn lives on the same street as the rest of the hillbilly losers.
nancy left dale for redcorn and dale ran for office
I'm guessing as much as anybody else but I'm more expecting Nancy is still with Dale and Nancy is running for office. At some point started again with Redcorn and now that will be brought up by her opponent forcing it into a drama point for an episode.
nothing about this trailer really wows me but i'm excited
YEP - IT'S SHIT THEY REVIVED IT TO KILL IT
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how is that dooley? he was redhead with freckles
Peggy get burqa.
This and the RIP Peggy Hill So sad ;_; posts with the screenshot were my favorite Anon Babble KOTH memes. I can't even find the RIP Peggy Hill pic in full size anymore and I just realized it was from fucking 2009. Where does the time go bros?
That's the old bones full of green dust fuckhead kid.
I don't think Anon Babble appreciates boomer posting, save it for Anon Babble
disgusting but whoever wrote it seems like a decent writer, forgot that bill had his round with hank after the drill
Why does it look like it was animated in flash
Because it was animated by Indians in some animation factory in DoodooPeepeegalore.
because it was animated in flash
the only non-flash animation you're getting in modern day is either spongebob or not-anime outsourced to korea.
BOGGLE
i guess these faggots have no sense of humor
Dallas?
SALAD
The animation is so fucking bad lmao
Kik
Why is every modern show animated like a fucking powerpoint presentation? Wasn't digital supposed to make it easier to have smoother animation?
Because its cheaper and people will watch it anyway
Easier to save time with rigs, not easier to animate the regular way
Because it's cheap and easy and modern audiences clearly don't give a shit. Invincible is like 6 frames per second and it's critically acclaimed. You think they are going back to pic related effort without a reason?
Hank becomes a Muslim during his time in Saudi Arabia
In a leaked clip he can be seen praying towards Mecca
What the fuck
Josh Luna, is that you?
Hank loses his dream job and has to work for third worlders
Khan gets divorced even though his wife was addicted to his dick in the show
Bill is still a miserable piece of shit
Boomhauer aged like shit and got married to a single mother so he can raise a kid that isn't his own
Nancy left Dale for Redcorn for good, exposing the affair
Is this shit supposed to be depressing or something? What the fuck?
dale > boom howard > hank > bill
every male character got a stereotypical marvel mcu writer bad end
It would be less blatant if they didn't make it EVERY SINGLE MALE CHARACTER.
youtube.com
this marriage failed, somehow
what the fuck? is there video for this?
i'm hoping he's just gracing the ground of Texas after getting off the plane
retard
That'd be a good KOTH joke: he's admiring the high quality carpet and people think he's a muslim.
Why did they not use AI to pitch down Bobby's voice, is it just canon that he has like failed puberty syndrome?
nigga the family just returned from saudi arabia, anything is fair game
Interestingly enough, if she really did permanently leave Dale, it seems like Joseph chose him over his subhuman whore of a mother. TND
Holy shit, that does look like Caleb
People like you will fall for anything
"Ah, it's good to be back in the good old US of A, I could kiss the ground"
does that
Dale: "Oh my god, he's a terrorist!"
i thought dales voice actor was dead. this dude sounds 100% like him
Boomhauer seemingly has his own family now. Bobby is successful and Hank now has the money for a comfortable retirement.
Kind of funny how Bill looks exactly the same
kino
He was able to record a couple of episodes before he died, so the switch to Toby Huss won't be immediate.
The faggots cheering when Kahn Jr appears
People actually like that insufferable, unfaithful whore? If I ran the laws of the world, first offense for liking Kahn Jr: Death Penalty.
i would have sworn they did a whole arc where she dropped redcorn permenantly.
so Saudi Arabia doesn't sound like a shitpost then
God the animation is terrible
where did this leak from?
its woke and ruined
It's written by Mike Judge, I don't remember the Beavis and Butthead reboot being any more woke than it was before, Darla always existed.
except they are just killing the character of his show
Coppercab?
Umm bros?? Its gonna be woke
a blathering retard is only slightly less retarded
OMG OH NO NO ITS WOKE IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND AHHHHHHHH
listen to yourselves
Listen to this.
*Does a four TV dinner and 12 pack of cheap rotgut beer shart directly into your earhole after making a perfect seal on it with my juicy delicious asshole*
based boomerposter
I'm sorry, sir, I don't know how you do things over in India, but this is America
They did, they are just doing this to promote the writers cuck fetish
She's not real you fucking loser
holy shit is worse than i thought...
you are thinking of other asians like japanese or korean
shes laotian trash and deserves as much
No ted wassanasong
he is bobby's restaurant business partner
LOL
He’s got Patrick Stewart/Christopher Lloyd syndrome. Look old early and then hardly age for 40 years.
Hank drink a IPA
I fucking love boomerposting and I read every single one of them. I guess it just takes a certain age to be able to appreciate it, as the style is heavily tied to traditional forums and the younger generations were not necessarily around to experience them.
bobby is canonically a 6'0+ successful chef at a very young age
That shart was powered by pure American Hungry Man Dinners and Natural Ice you son of a bitch!
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According to the newest leak found hea kissing the dallas airport floor not bowing down to pray like a muslim.
I love it too. It has soul.
Toby Huss has always been a liberal faggot. He's not a writer.
where are these leaks coming from? what is this event they are being shown at?
LeMonparté
Toby Huss has always been a liberal faggot
Don't tell me that bro. He's Artie the Strongest Man In the World and Meth Head Mike. I don't want to think of him as some libcuck.
I'm pretty sure it's his son that bullied him who co-owns the restaurant with him. The restaurant literally has his name in it.
Japanese and Korean women have been corrupted by globohomo more than Laotians.
BussyCon 2025.
Yeah, but faggots want it to be woke so badly that they're willing to make shit up to fit their agenda. Troons should be autobanned.
Kahn Jr is a stupid, unfaithful, liberal whore who deserves to get the shit beaten out of her. Bobby deserves better.
What ocean?
I bet it's going to be a dynamic where he's polite to Bobby's face but super disrespectful to him behind his back.
oh ok, what is the name of the restaurant?
What about Lucky and Luanne?
Sorry dude, I was upset about it too. He was also apparently the one who refused to reprise his role as Kahn rather than it being mandated.
Pete & Pete was goated though
Hopefully in Montana off screen so I don't have to see them ever again. Luanne's absence might upset the jeets tho
Robata Chane
According to the newest leak found hea kissing the dallas airport floor not bowing down to pray like a muslim.
Knowing the show someone will probably compliment him on his religion change, to his horror.
She's WAY too good for him
Dude's a successful chef at a restaurant in his early 20s. Guy's livin' his best life at an age when most guys haven't even gotten their basic shit together.
Goofy white guy and Asian gf are a classic pairing.
Him being a bit leftist actually makes sense. The original JFK conspiracists and 9/11 conspiracists were leftists.
Nancy back with John Redcock
dropped
He's back in the US after years abroad in a foreign land and he's grateful to be on glorious Texas clay again.
I wonder how mow much did buck strickland sell hank and strickland propane to aramco for??,
A 2 trillion dollar company if im not mistaken.
i wonder how much of a pension is Hank receiving from them i assume hes worth a million dollars on his 401k
you people have fucking issues
kek completely forgot about this gem
Can confirm, my goofy as fuck lanklet but sweetest dude I ever met cousin went from a miserable guy with an evil white wife that treated him like dirt to a sweet Asian girl and is the happiest he has ever been in his entire life. I'm honestly jelly of how happy he is now. His whore ex saw how happy he was and started trying to take the kids and turn them against him, and support rape him even though he was the one who always took care of the kids, shit's sad. There is a special place in Hell for that bitch.
both VAs are dead, so I suspect we'll get some throwaway line about how they've moved far far away
The fuck did I do?
Nigga, frumpy White dude with a SEA girlfriend is a common pairing in the USA.
did buck sell strickland or did they just poach hank?
looks promising
Hank would never sell out no matter what, so it has to be Buck selling. Or they absolutely assraped Hank's character.
he almost looks like Cotton
It’s probably something like Buck selling Strickland, but Hank became the manager of that part of the asset too. So hank technically gets a promotion, but still has a boss. It’s just that this time the boss is Saudi Arabia. Could new him having a similar relationship with his Saudi boss. Respecting him when the Saudi guy is actually just a playboy who doesn’t know the first thing about propane.
"nut...sack..."
*LAUGHTER*
Fun fact for any newfags: This was originally posted in a King of the Hill thread with images from the show in short bursts about 15/16 years ago by some sick but at least moderately talented fuck. Any of the repostings or it being posted anywhere else like on that website or reddit after were them just stealing it and trying to make it some sort of creepypasta. I know because I was in the original thread and we had a lower character count back then, and I tried searching for it as it was posted and it was all original by whoever posted it. We just had to sit back and watch in horrified awe as each post came in. In my personal headcanon I like to think it was Trevor Moore having a laugh with everyone here as he was known to do.
mite be cool if Mr Strickland gave Hank enough money to buy a piece of the Dallas Cowboys
Bobby's voice is way too high. Otherwise I'm excited, specifically to hear Johnny Hardwick's final lines as Dale
I was posting here back then but only recently watched WKUK and found out about Trevor and it makes me sad now. He lived the dream of becoming a professional shitposter. RIP to a real one.
cringe reaction to anything fictional
Guys like Bobbie always fucking go for SEAmonkeys
I legit knew a damn overweight Alabama hick who worked a dead end job marry a fillipina mail order bride.
White Chads pull white woman
White betas pull east asian woman
White omegas pull SEAmonkeys
youre forgetting hes white, that goes far
Being fat helps make you look young since it covers wrinkles
This was posted in the other thread but not here
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Hate this FUCKING idea. Want NOTHING to do with IT!
OK. Bye
exactly whats bad with what you just watched?
Based and boomer pilled
Dale should get with the exterminator lady.
Laotian? now is that chinese or japanese
WHAT OCEAN?
you dont know if hes his step kid. why dom you want to assume the worse
Shot of Arlen water tower
Americans start to laugh
Christ alive!
I wish you had all died. You've ruined this for everyone already.
The show wouldn't have ever existed without America. Thanks for paying us to eat our excrement though you globally cucked faggot. We don't think about you at all.
According to the newest leak found hea kissing the dallas airport floor not bowing down to pray like a muslim.
Hank could cure his narrow urethra by SOUNDING his peehole or getting Peggy to do it.
Search: Pornhub Sounding
I've seen vids of dudes shoving a half dozen double A batteries down their weener holes.
Minh is going to fuck Bobby and Connie will sleep with him before that happens the season final will be a surprise pregnancy reveal where Bobby is implied to be the father of both.
The show wouldn't have ever existed without America
It's a fair trade. I'll take it.
What's that supposed to mean?
agreed, and he should be doctor or lawyer
what do you think
I love it when Americlowns seethe together XD
How does this big American turd taste sweetheart? Going to chew it or just swallow it?
Seething thirdie on an American website consuming American media thinks Americans are seething
LEL you are so pathetic nigger.
yeah i hope he doesn't try to get back Nancy, some people are better off moving on, have Kahn get his women back
Who the fuck is Trevor moore?
sbcglobal
I've seen vids of dudes shoving a half dozen double A batteries down their weener holes
Why?
Read three more posts before replying bro.
I'm asking you, you fucking retard
DUDE new heckin king of the hill is coming!!
she should be with some 6'2 white chad who's going to pump her up with 3 kids and be a millionaire
so Bobby?
you're either a foreigner or autistic
yes
Something something fentanyl
someone post the leak of Peggy cheating on Hank and Hank being ok with it
Buy an ad
you havent
To be Dale level you have to move beyond thr smokescreen false dichotomy of left and right to see the real deep shit. Up and down.
did not happen
Can't post something that doesn't exist
white is the most desired race by each race's individual preference, this is just fact, white will be more positive for your offspring no matter what race you are
wonder if kahn is still voiced by toby huss?
no
Huss is voicing Dale
no, we've known this since before the reboot was announced
he didn't post tits
What a fag
Nope
These are the jokes they wanna show in the sizzle reel? That wasn't funny at all
we assumed but it was officially known up until recently
Not true. Japanese people usually don't prefer whites over their own.
t. went in wanting to hate the reboot
you were doomed from the beginning
are you Asian
Nah, I love mike judge. But if this is just picking up off the same bland humor of the last few seasons of KOTH then it's gonna be a snoozefest
Somebody got there heart broken BAD, Damn bro it'll be alright
leak
Everyone always knew the companies did this
later koth was perfectly ok. it even had some of the better episodes
thank you, lorefag. i wonder if the OG thread is in the archives? and do you has anymore trevor moore stories
traditional forums were a trip. that's a phenomenon that didn't last very long and will never come again.
Laos, it's a land locked country in South East asia
Stupid