Only 12 episodes per season

only 12 episodes per season

despite that, half the season is pure filler material of Andor being stuck in Squid Games prison doing fuck all

Are standards really that low now that this unimaginative writing is considered peak Television entertainment?

filler

FAGGOT

Apply yourself.

The people giving this midslop high praise are the same ones hailing Empire Strikes Back as the best Star Wars movie. They are total midwits.

your opinion is invalid if you think RotS is the best

Seething mouseshills

If Empire isn't what is?

Yet another scene of depressed middle aged women talking pseudo political babble out in the open

This is literally an #ad thread. No one talks about this show unless they're being paid to.

RotS is the best

It is and I don't even think ESB makes the Top 5 (not rating Disney shit at all).

You have genuinely atrocious taste.

RoTS is the only movie that made the universe seem larger than a dozen people. The rest are pure garbage.

I do tend to believe I have rather excellent taste actually.

You don't.

RotS > TPM > ANH > AotC > RotJ > ESB

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Normalfags were desperate for Disney to score again after The Mandalorian but Dave Filoni kept making things worse and worse. Andor wasn't made by him so instead of coming to terms with the fact that Star Wars is dead they started pretending Andor is good and acting like they never liked Dave Filoni despite sucking his dick for years.

I do.

RoTS is the only movie that made the universe seem larger than a dozen people.

The movie where Yoda runs around with Chewbacca

made the universe seem larger

Prequelfaggotry is a true illness.

You got some kind of problem with filler, bro?

Utter slop for midwits. Characters speaking a lot and using big words without actually saying anything of substance tricked midwits into feeling smart and watching "art". Praised for "depth" and "characters", when most of the characters are so ill defined, they can't even be described on a level of basic archetype, and the absolute majority of them don't even have a character arc. This has surpassed the "You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty." It is by far the most embarrassing thing that has ever been made with a Star Wars label, although the show itself is as much Star Wars as Battlestar Galactica 2004. It is washed out, dull, mundane, and thus gives manchildren an excuse to not be publicly embarrassed that they are invested in a franchise for 12-year-olds, and this is Star Wars for mature adults! (it's not).

another filtered white faggot
incapable of processing parallels
undeveloped associative horizon

This is realistic though. There's very few key players in the world and of course they and those surrounding them link up every now and then.
Kek. Who are you to criticize White people, you absolute loser.

This show would be considered mediocre in any decade but not current one.

This is realistic though.

Kek. God I love prequelfags.

Keep seething. You will never be one of those people or anywhere near them.

the prison arc is the best 3 hours of television created in over a decade

It's the only SW I enjoy from start to finish. It's pure fun and has ace worldbuilding compared to the 1977 SW, Return of the Jedi, or (of course) sequels.

The prison sequence was probably the only good filler. Watching Cereal eat cereal was misery.

Calibrate your retarded faggotry

posts image from most pants-shittingly retarded anime ever made

Thanks for making it even more clear hoq retarded you are.

It wasn't fun for him either.

Post your Top 10 right now, tastelet.

that was also fantastic Cereal and his mom was cringe kino

Akira
08th MS team
Porco Rosso but specifically in Italian
The first 3/4 of Death Note
Samurai Jack
That's it that's all of them.

His mom made Siryl the most relatable character in the show.

Akira

Death Note

Samurai Jack

About as shit as expected. Definitely a midwit.

filler material of Andor being stuck in Squid Games prison

ONE WAY OUT
ONE WAY OUT
ONE WAY OUT

Characters speaking a lot and using big words

This has to be bait. Not one of the muses "big" words. If you in any way think that, it says a lot more about you then you could possibly imagine.

Nigga, we all remember you dimwits creaming your panties over that shitty Luthen monologue in S1.

he's buzzword guy. he's projecting himself.
his 'le facade' is funny, makes andor threads entertaining.

Damn man that's a long way to say "I got filtered." Just watch Ahsoka again.

Showing how Imperial prison camps work is not filler. The series is about the layers of the Imperial oppression you absolute midwit.

What else does Andor cattle enjoy?
We have this guy here (although he might just be an ESBshitter but whatevs) demonstrating how shit their taste is. Are there any Blandor shills that don't enjoy wallowing in feces?

iller material of Andor being stuck in Squid Games prison

Not sure if baiting or actually retarded.

shitty

lol no it great like everything else in the show, go back to your cartoons

Okay then post recomendations of only shows with protags that aren't children or moeblobs.

Blandor cost $650M to make

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Yes you can't get more cringe than literally depicting how heavy autists that have reached sperg escape velocity react to getting humiliated in S2.

Not beating the trying really hard to be perceived as mature accusations.

Characters speaking a lot and using big words

this made me laugh out loud. caveman smashing at his keyboard, pounding out a scathing review about how he didn't understand enough of the words and how mad that made him. LMAO

What a repetitive and white washed ass character

Money well spend.

And it's better than any of the prequels.

What? No. It's dull and nonsensical.

its perfect

Please answer the question.

How the fuck? They had two sets and a dozen actors at most. If a show like Lost or BSG was made today, its budget would be a billion.

Watching Cereal eat cereal was misery.

Cereal and his mom was cringe kino

yea, idk how anyone could possibly call those scenes 'filler'. they are some of the most important scenes for framing syril's mental state and the characters infantile relationship with authority. it explains so much about how he acts throughout the story and even lays groundwork for why he ideologically aligns with the empire

all from eating cereal. absolute kino

Total waste.
If you're a midwit maybe.

no its amazing you simply have arrested development

ON PROGRAM

The prequels are for midwits.

What's the matter, TCW Fan? Afraid you might feel something?

Says the coping midwit.

Showing how Imperial prison camps work is not filler.

I hate to drop the 'media literacy' card like a redditor, but people will call things they don't understand 'filler' because they don't have the capacity to understand why it existed or what it was telling them. they think anything that doesn't involve macguffin chasing must be filler because the plot didn't move the macguffin around at all. narrative elements that expand the world are beyond their comprehension

I'll give you a hint: Emotional maturity in many ways is not so much an age thing. The second you realize most "adults" are in arrested development you get a lot closer to maybe one day making it.

How is it amazing? It's the most cliché portrayal of slave labor ever. Andy Serkis shouting for 2 hours is not entertaining or original.

I'm arguing with the mentaly handicapped

Yes I'm aware this is Anon Babble, that's why I'm here.

Why do we need to be shown an imperial prison and why for such extended amount of time in a show with only two seasons, twelve episodes each? Who thinks of the prison labor element as crucial Star Wars world building? Was the implication that being an Imperial prisoner sucked not already made? How did these episodes meaningfully develop the narrative, story, characters or world?

12 episodes per season

it was made by a bong studio, and that is the usual amount for a bong tv series

What interesting conclusions did you draw from all that hassle? Something about electric floors perhaps?

t. brainlet

Fun fact, ever "chapter" in Andor was a re-telling of historical anti-fascist uprisings on Earth.

This is not an answer to the request.
Can you answer the request?

as I aid you have aressted delevopment, it means you are stuck in a child like mentality where you expect space knights with laser swords to save the day anything less confuses and angers you. You are mentally incapable of understanding so their is no point in trying to explain.

if you didn’t come to the right conclusion that ESB is the best movie, you are a waste of a human. May as well fucking end it, you are too retarded for this world.

anti-fascist

think it was more about anti-communist uprisings. the parallels with Romanian anti-communism are very notable.

exactly, well said

how many guards?

12

I really need to watch season 1 again soon

You're asking an irrelevant question based on a faulty assumption.
If anything I might be too smart.

SeeYou are fooled by cheap filler masked as "worldbuilding". But you can't justify wasting the substantial part of a series and its lead character on a world building aspect that could have been as easily conveyed in a five minute scenes involving side characters. The truth is that the writers had no clue to do with Andor while setting up Coruscant/Not-Tatooine plots. So they locked him up for half the seasok.

Phantom menace

Lefties will call it anti-fascist when it's more broadly anti-authoritarian. The Empire has as much in common with Stalanist Russia or Romania as it does with the nazis, probably even moreso. The ISB seems a lot more like the KGB.
Or the CIA

The ISB seems a lot more like the KGB

this was my takeaway from Andor.

Surely this should be easy for you.
Name an anime you like where the protagonist could buy alchohol in America.

we'll do it when they bring the new man in

Im not fooled by anything you stupid child, you lack the mental capacity to enjoy anything without flashing lights and pew pew lasers, really everything you post just confirms this.

tfw no Death of Stalin style comedy about the Imperials losing their shit aftee both Palps and his pet cyborg die without a clear line of succession.

It would be kino

pure fucking kinoloy

Triggered.
"You are fooled by X" always works.

wasting

lead character

you fundamentally are incapable of watching a show or film without muh splosions and laser swords, you a quite literally mentally handicapped. Sad many such cases.

It is, again, an irrelevant question.
If you desperately need an answer for whatever reason, then it's Death Parade.

someone replies to you and that means they are 'triggered'? this is exactly what I mean by arrested development.

there was some of that going on in s1 of mando. they didn't stick with it though cuz filoni turned the show into a vehicle for resurfacing all his shitty cartoon ideas

Grand Admiral Thrawn enters the room

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you lack the mental capacity to enjoy anything without flashing lights and pew pew lasers

This is such a midwit argument. It's the same when calling out filmbros. When you tell them their reddit shit isn't kino all they've got is call you a capeshitter because they genuinely can't comprehend that their garbage isn't the be-all and end-all.

Baby Yoda and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
You can see a good show in Mando trying to claw its way out of the toys commerical.

Unbeknownst to you, I am not actually the guy who made the original post you replied to.
Now THAT is what we call a double-trigger.

IT WOULD BE KINO, FUCK

no it isn't are you ok, you know mentally?

When you tell them their reddit shit isn't kino all they've got is call you a capeshitter

The prequelfag strategy.

Okay now recomend something that doesn't look like dogshit.

no it isn't its simply accurate, you just want pew pews and laser swords, you lack the mental maturity to enjoy a story that isn't those things.

this

Main character just pulled of the heist of the decade

the entier empire AND the rebels are scrambling to find him

he got arrested on made up charges to fill a quote

Just in concept I love that kind of shit, but then

turns out the prison are is the most Kino star wars has been in decades

Yea I really don't understand where you're coming from.

*arc

as an Anon Babbleicropenis, 08th MS as your pick is embarrassing ironically since you ended up saying since the protag of this show is probably one of the biggest manchildren of Gundam. Even IBO, which has literal children as protagonist, are surprisingly more mature than Shiro.

it's just a very slow spy movie, with lousy actors, declaiming a lousy text.

don't be so upset: it's (((disney))) after all

communism, fascism, and authoritarianism are not mutually exclusive.

It's good, for Star Wars. That's why the bar is low. What else is there to watch right now? I've got through Severence, before that I think Silo, The Boys, HoTD, can't fucking remember but its all slop.

I recommend you don't watch "The Agency". It will go over your attention span limit too. Maybe try out some Marvel shows instead.

I liked the prison bits but it went on for so fucking long, did not need to need to spread over 3 or 4 eps.

ah yes stellan skarsgard is "lousy actor" lol

No, that doesn't apply at all. As works of fantastical imagination rich with psychological depth they play in a league of their own within the medium. There is zero reason to try to strawman their critics that pathetically.

nuh-uh

Kek.

putting sage in the name field doesn't mean anything you dipshit newfag

thats right say stupid shit get called retarded, that how it works you moron

he thought the prison arc was about worldbuilding

Damn bro you legit may be slighlty retarded

Not an argument, shills.

That was the Blandor babby's claim. Tell us, though, what is it about?

no they are statements, you retard

He is. Stellan just does his Baron Harkonnen act now.

have you ever stepped back and realized everything you post is indicative of someone with a underdeveloped brain? even once?

I was told it goes in all fields

works of fantastical imagination rich with psychological depth they play in a league of their own within the medium.

I don't even think doofuses like Rick Worley believe this.

lol no he doesn't but by all means keep posting shit that exposes you for the retard you are

You are such a midwit.

NOOOOOO YOU ARE LOW IQ PEW PEW KINO HATER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITY OF

two cardboard cut out middle aged women talking about hollow politics taken straight out of a Reddit conversation

Slow Horses.

you keep telling yourself that dimwit, lots of stuff with your shooty lasers and light swords, stick to that

Completing cassian's transformation, it really isn't that hard to miss

lots of stuff with your shooty lasers and light swords, stick to that

Like....Star Wars?

so cowardly you can't even reply just spastically post nonsense, par for course for a filoni faggot.

at least you've finally admitted it, thats a step forward good job kid

Bottom line: Blandor shills overwhelmingly are non-white pseudo-intellectuals with midwit-tier IQs.

He just wanted to show off.

That said, I like the prison episodes too... but I just don't feel like they lead anywhere other than portraying Cassian in a situation where he's incredibly lucky. But there's a TON of that in Andor. So much stuff goes nowhere and ends up feeling small time. I'm sure people will argue all of these minor, drawn out, arcs have the overall them of "rebel" against some oppressor. No real lessons learned or personal development for the main character. He's totally unchanged throughout the series except the last few episodes. The hero's journey gets somewhat lost in the thickness of a 15+ hours of content. Maybe Andor was just too long?

I have to begrudgingly admit that ESB is objectively the best film but it's still not my favorite. Andor S1 was fun and had some cool ideas but season 2 was so boring I couldn't even finish it

We did not to need to witness 4 hours of boring, mundane shit for that. All that was needed was proof the empire is evil and encompassing enough to stand up against it.

show off by making an idiot of himself? lol what is wrong with you filoni fags? I guess we already established you are mentally children.

Absolutely schizophrenic ranking

anime

Oh yeah makes sense

sage in all fields is an old meme, but it still checks out.

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boring, mundane

and that is the crux of the problem, you are dopamine addicts anything that isn't flashy flashy boom boom laser swords is

boring, mundane

This show cured my insomnia.

no its just being retarded

Nigga, I have a fucking desk in front of me. I don't need mundane shit for hours in my movies/shows. It's retarded.

This appeals to the same retards that think HOTD is a smart show. Surely when adults are dropping political terms and pseudo philosophical pep talk, it must be deep!

The original claim being disputed was that the prision arc was just worldbuilding, nice try moving them goalposts.
Anyway

We did not to need to witness 4 hours

Says who?

of boring, mundane shit for that.

Subjective

All that was needed was proof the empire is evil and encompassing enough to stand up against it.

ah yes, of course, we can compress the runtime by having cassian recieve notice that the empire killed 1 trillion babies off screen.

I have a fucking desk in front of me

what does that even mean? that is hilarious at least you are being honest. You lack the mental capacity to enjoy something that isn't constant shooty shooty bang bang muh laser swords. This is a you problem.

I accept your concession. Now please go back to redd*t, midwit. This used to be a high IQ site before people like you came and turned it to shit.

so in short you are everything wrong with current year movies and tv, got it.

Just as I thought it couldn't be worse than Squid Games, S2 does the riveting choice of having three episodes dedicted to a pre arranged marriage.

DO THESE WRITERS THINK THE CONCEPT IS SOMEHOW ALIEN AND INTERESTING TO US??!?!

thrawn walks in

everyone in awe of his aura

he turns around for a brief second

drooling ysalamiri on his back

entire room goes from intimidated to confused

that wasn't a concession, NTA but its clear you have the mental capacity of a goldfish, you don't belong here I bet you liked the last 4 season fo GoT, you go the fuck back.

Oh great now it's Imperial autists date night time. Who asked for this?

us? yes, you? no and thank god for that you have your shitty cartoons and awful live action trash, stick to that.

We need to have a serious discussion about media literacy.

Billions of people practice prearranged marriages. It's not as big of a deal as portrayed in Blandor.

so it really is leddit faggots who hate Andor, lmao figured as much

saar!

What an idiotic reply, should have quietly left the thread instead

ranjesh please you embarrse us saar

Andor gets imprisoned in Rogue One and is antsy

"sorry this is a first for me"

This mother fucker was in prison for months and just forgets. Or the show runners forgot he ever said that; either way it's a stupid fucking line.

Blandor is peak third-worldist slop trash completely occupied blaming colonizers for what is actually owed to biological inheritance. There is no struggle toward something high or beautiful (like the stars for example), just petty rebellion against perceived oppressors.

It might be common in the third world shithole you live in, but not here in the west.

arranged marriages are a startling alien concept

american white woman spotted lmao

newfag calling someone an newfag for using a meme older than they are

SAAR please do the needful, you embarese us saar!

perceived oppressors

They want to strip mine Space France so hard it explodes

perceived

PLEASE watch the show you want to bitch about first.

please be keepink this not aware saar do not embarrese sir

The show is fiction, dipshit.

lol and you can't even keep up with the basics of fiction, hilarious, did you want to talk about how arranged marriages are normal saar?

counts 12 episodes

3 episodes are prison (and most Kino)

calls it half

retard

Cope posts

We never got to see the mining fleet and hollowed out planet

It's clear that the jeet trying to respond to everyone hasn't seen the show and/or is suffering from a concussion.

3 episodes are the pre arranged marriage soap opera episodes. So that's already half a season gone.

lol poo in loo you stupid ranjeet.

Don't worry, season two is even worse with four (4) timeskips. Absolutely rushed garbage.

not as good as one but its still fantastic

We could have if yidsney gave him a third season.

it's not for mature people, it's for pseuds who want to appear smart (they aren't) and for leftoids and troons who like to watch men being talked down to and humiliated by smart badass women (which is half of this show)

you're now a jeet for not liking this turd-worldist slopfest

Yes, I'm also gay and trans a (literal) retard, how could you tell?

*and

no your cartoons are for the mature individuals who like muh laser swords and pew pews. Its too late you've already exposed yourself Sanjesh. Absolutely hilarious.

when you get to european history next year in 5th grade you're in for a shock jackass

if you're writing an alien society in a galaxy far way where you have the freedom to entertain limited only by your own imagination and the most alien thing you can think of is something your ancestors did ~3 generations ago you're a hack

I could tell by every post you made you filoni faggot, lmfao.

saar please you do damage to sir filoni pls saar you do not be support

andor is garbage
ESB is the best

Holy Blandor shills BTFO

Agreed good sir much love from pakistan

you have sister good sir? much love and care will meet soon?

its still fantastic

Wrong.

lol I don't care what jeets think, yes its really really good.

I still found it enjoyable. What's sad is this is probably the best SWslop made in the last few years.

You only need to watch the episode recaps really. They capture the essentials.

It's the best SWslop in like 40 years.

Just read wookieepedia.

jfc what is wrong with zoomers

filtered