Meet the new James Bond, Anon Babble

It's as good as confirmed he's the next Bond. He's been wearing rare Seamaster models for years. It's a done deal.

I'm not seeing it.

That's because you can't separate the Bond character from previous actors. He's going to do his own interpretation.

I want everyone associated with the James Bond franchise to die a horrible death screaming and on fire

broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond

dalton won. simple as that

where he's fucking M instead of some young hot bond girl

I’d suck his dick and spread my ass for him

Dalton fans are the biggest losers I can think of. Talk about being bottom feeders.

Yet another obviously gay man LARPing as a tough working class guy.

something about that pic screams

i like seeing my wife get ploughed by strange men

Why does this guy make Anon Babble seethe so much?

broccoli

Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, Broccoli and co sold the whole James Bond rights to Amazon.

Why is that French hole looking at me? God, I wish I was at my favourite gay bar plowing some bussy.

Yeah, well I wear a Pagani Design Seamaster. Where's my role?

Cavill would be based

he doesn't have the aura

He was ridiculous in Nosferatu.

That's because he has the screen presence of a dead fish and could never play Bond

Insane Cavillloving samefag. ATJ stole the show in that Brad Pitt movie. He's a perfect pick for Bond

Standard issue yid

What else is new..

Omega

*Sigh...*
Who the fuck are these people anyway? I mean I know I'm an old fart and I live under a rock, but come on...Is there some sort of "unremarkable zoomer depot" somewhere I'm not aware of?

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im le old fart

typing and talking like you're in a late 00s forum and not on Anon Babble

Get the fuck out right now. That guy is a millenial.

I'm a Rolex guy, do I get to boss Jimmy Bond around?

Who's a millennial?
That guy? Looks more like a zoomer to me bub
As for the rest of your drivel ... What?

posting gif

call yourself le old fart

avatarfagging with a gif no less

le zoomers

Get a grip.

Charisma voids

Gross.

Superman AND James Bond

Too spoiled.

Huh? You do realize the internet existed before you dickwads were born, right? And for that matter, the entire world..?
Do you think us older folks have some sort of age based internet curfew?
I swear to God I have absolutely no faith in the future of mankind...

How will this guy Aaron Taylor-Johnson look when it ends up being that other guy that's been rumored Leo Suter instead of him? It'd be a little embarrassing after his PR team shilled him in the media for 3 years.

The way you type sets my teeth on edge. Maybe it's time for you to move on from the internet, man. Go have kids. Your time to be a wacky young man is long over.

This fucker's name is "Aaron Taylor-Johnson"... Yeah right... And mine's Dikembe Kawasaki

His name is actually Aaron Johnson but he took his wife's name. Which is about even worse than actual literal cuckoldry.

Have a last (you) skip...

The way you type sets my teeth on edge.

Good... I'm glad....

Maybe it's time for you to move on from the internet, man.

Nah... I take long, loooong shits... I NEED it.

Go have kids.

Already have three. A boy, twin girls...
Want more, my psycho bitch wife does not...

Your time to be a wacky young man is long over.

I thought I was being an insufferable old fart... Which apparently was driving you up the wall...? Make up your goddamn mind zippy...

I'm still absolutely pissed my wife didn't take mine... Should have told her to go fuck herself right there and then... Hindsight huh...
Also... I'm pretty sure that guy's REAL name ends in berg witz or stein hoss

ATJ stole the show in that Brad Pitt movie

what movie was that? I've only ever seen him in Gosling's the Fall Guy flick. Judging on that I'm not sure he's bond material really

Apparently his great grandfather is Jewish which means he has no Jew blood left in him but he still LARPs for Hollywood brownie points

Thats a horrible fan poster

I don't want an interpretation, I want James Bond

The Bond you like is just Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan playing themselves. There is no Bond. It's just a name. The actors play themselves. You should know this

Which you won't get if ATJ gets the role

There really is no better choice. You need a handsome guy with Hollywood experience and who can act. He fits the bill.

I think he could actually do it, with the right hair style. I feel like he needs to add a little more heft to his looks, maybe hit the gym and tan up. He's got that touch of Jew shrewdness that matches up well with Bond's demeanor.

If anything he's just a bit too young

No, it's not, I like the books and I like T. Dalts because that man gets it.

Daltonfag

Existence discarded.
He's 34, going on 35. Bond's age in Casino Royale. Plus, him being a naturally youthful man is what will differentiate him from the eternally geriatric homosexual fuckhead Russian that pretended to be Bond for 15 years.
You shave him, give him straight perm with medium length hair (think Brosnan in his first two movies) and he's perfect.

he doesn't look like James Bond there at all, or really in any of his other roles, or just him as a person. also he's jewish and I'm just not going to watch Chaim Bondstein and I find the recent trend of replacing all white male protagonists with jews to be highly offensive.

>Daltonfag

Existence discarded.

He's literally the only actor to capture the essence of Bond

jew genocides a trillion goys with James Bond movie

gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences

lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.

meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming daily

Where is Allah?

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