He almost named them that day

He almost named them that day
His PR agent must have shit their pants during that interview

Named who?

The Glibs.

Mr. Milk and Signior Honey.

You're glib anon, you're glib

The Grabbler and Blabbler.

Mel Glibson

QUI?!!! QUI?!!!!!!!!

probably my favorite Onion sketch of all time. still wild that they used to actually be capable of edgy non-PC humor.

his assailants

psychiatry is a pseudoscience

the magic space bullshit that scientology is based on? nah, that's totally legit

how can a person have this much cognitive dissonance?

>psychiatry is a pseudoscience

It is though.

The biggest Tom twist would be him revealing he had infiltrated scientology for decades to take them down.

No way it's him.

for men, yea, because men are influenced by objective observation and reality. women on the other hand are influenced physiologically by the subjective and psychological. women basically have a collective psychic gestalt field that dictates their real thoughts and actions, and therapy works for them because they think it works for them.

It's a satire of desert religions.

it's obviously just some random guy dressed as his top gun character.

you know psychiatry is a whole medical field and it deals with more than just people who are depressed because they can't get laid, right?

also, that interview is extremely cringe because its obvious that tom skimmed through some articles about this, most likely on a coke binge and then regurgitated these half-baked ideas to his scientology lackeys who all nodded in approval, but as soon as the interviewer gave even the slightest pushback, he was unable to rationally defend any of his beliefs and just started sighing loudly and calling him names

Nope, psychiatry is a pseudoscience invented to socially engineer. Fuck off. Tom was on the money about everything.

yep, it's not your fault that you're a loser
the jews have secretly been plotting for years to make it happen

this desu. xenu is an in-joke with scientologists that spread to normies and was taken seriously

holding water for the most destructive force in human history

I'd say you'd rot in Hell but being an NPC goyim holding water for the tribe that would flay you alive and then parade in your skin while you watched out of sheer cosmic hatred and cruelty is divine comedy and I implore to you to keep living your hellish existence as long as possible.

Named who?

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More like he needed a bigger cult to stay alive after Eyes Wide Shut.

Mission Impossible: The Final Recoking... 2

The medical industry.

Lmao

jeez tom, chill out. that interview was like 20 years ago, most people forgot about it by now

Fucking schizo.

Based Cruise. I want a full Grossman movie.

1. why does he ram the wall so fucking hard
2. why is he cracking up whilst doing it

Anon has no friends :(

Probably drunk and clearly having the time of his life. Is the lanklet that is acting like a sore bitch.

Death Eternal

It's satanic black magic, sick shit.
Hubbard ran in thelemic circles before giving the ol' occultism a space age coat of paint.

matt lauer

my radar is so finely tuned today that I don't even need to check early life anymore, but it's crazy to think back on him on the today show through my entire childhood and just being so oblivious, then reading back on his career as an adult and going "wow, of-fucking-course."

White middle class republican bankers

starts claiming psychiatry is bullshit before spinning out into schizo retardation confirming that they should indeed be on meds

an increasingly common tale here

His aviator glasses... flying

This shit always kills me.

Harvey "Big Harv" Weinstein

Fucks every Hollywood babe on their prime

Gets depicted by Tom Cruise

Fucker lived as a Main Character.

he was glib as fuck...

psycho drug dealertrist: let's try 10mg of this shit first. blood test and week later. let's try 20mg of more shit... let's try 102 mg of the shit, hmm...
all in your head. pay us

would watch

The large hands get me.

the jews