Call your Kokiri cousins and blow the Ocarina of Time, because the internet just exploded with Triforce-sized hype...

gonna flop harder than his non-working flaccid cock. i'm sure white men will somehow be blamed when it inevitably fails.

The woke right won't like this

But I don't want to see a tranny play Zelda and the trannies turned their movement into a battlefield by their own doing.

i may jerk it to trannies when i'm horny and bored but even i don't want this shit forced upon us. make good movies again.

I'm aware, I said as much in my posts.

But you're implying that a tranny playing Zelda would be in "good faith" when I don't see how.

That guy's name is Link and he's a twink.

throughout history it was common for males to perform female roles in plays anon

its real
yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/trans-zelda-hunter-schafer-casting-012302687.html

This article is AI generated.

jej

AND HE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY HIS HOT TRANS GIRLFRIEND

Yeah but it doesn't change the fact that the tranny doesn't fit for Zelda and a potential Zelda movies implies a huge budget and that tranny would cause it to bomb.

Hunter has a massive fanbase.

No you don't Hunter, a few thousand terminally online trannies isn't much of a fanbase and you're a disgusting freak who could never play Zelda.

What if Zelda were a girl?

If it says male on your passport you can't play Zelda

Zelda's gender is the real Oldfag/Zoomer wedge on Anon Babble right now.
Oldfags know Zelda's a guy, Zoomers know Zelda's a girl.

What if Zelda was a girl?

TRANNY DISCORD SPAM KYS

imagine the fugly hairy troon making these threads day after day, year after year lmao

homos and chasers are the only ones hoping this is the real deal

no straight person is interested in seeing trannys

But what if Zelda was played by a girl?

For me? It’s Zelda Rubinstein

Hot

I guess Hollywood cannot read the room and are convinced their bubble is the worlds moral compass

If they were gonna go that direction at least cast someone hot.

Every one of these niggers assumes they mean Link because that's who they think Zelda is and it's actually not that bad casting and they can tell it's a man

This is all twitter garbage, no way Nintendo allows it to be even slightly controversial

Has any major IP had a trans woman as the female lead in a movie?

How did it do at the box office?

Well, what are we gonna do about the penis situation?

penis situation?

yes the penis situation

link plays the flute, right?

I'd watch the shit ouf of a Prince Zelda and a more serious rendition of Linkle. It'd be a very interesting iteration in the incarnation cycle they are caught in.

He is gonna play on that flute.

Isn't?

You're using the "le blackface is bad" argument. Actors are actors. They play things they aren't. I wouldn't care if they cast a fucking pig as Princess Zelda. All that matters is that it's a good performance. I don't like rapists. You think I care that they cast Klaus Kinski as Dracula? It was a good performance

He wouldn't be a good fit as Princess Zelda, idk what you want me to say.

The elites are mad trump won so they're gonna plague everything with gay race communism. They must be paying Nintendo a lot for them to allow it

It's a clickbait story written by an AI, of course OP fell for it.

Hunter Schafer and Zelda

The fact that you don't realize Trump is one of the elites invalidates your opinion.

Oh yeah the elites are with the guy who abolished DEI and affirmative action (institutions they've spent years building)

Pretty sure non-elites don't have their own memecoins

Utterly fake and baseless "rumor" getting bandied about by buffoons

Never.
Somehow I don't think Nintendo are the ones going to be the first.

why do they have a picture of Link?

Kill yourself shill

He still worships israel so in the end you lose anyway.

he’s president of the united states you fucking moron

That’s Zelda dude

Zelda

Linkbros...

Sarina hasn't been hot since like 2017 or something

I bet you can trace the line of "sources" of this complete nonsense straight back to a Anon Babble troll thread.

dude the elites don't care about any of that shit its just a distraction and tool of division, its run its course so now they move on to the next thing

It's not like it matters, they can infinitely pump out trash with 0 repercussions. It's an agenda

oh yeah we're doing the "trump is AKSHULLY a crusader for the little guy!" routine again while he lines his pockets with pump and dump stock schemes for his billionaire buddies via tariff "announcements" and delays

This would be such a catastrophic miscast that I almost wish it would happen due to how funny it would be.

This would be such a terrific casting that I can’t wait for this to happen due to how kino it would be.

You realize that there are more than 100 elites and if one of the elites disagrees with the other 100, it's not like the take "the elites overall agree on thing X" becomes invalidated?

God I wonder what her hole tastes like.

Do it, I want Hollyjewto shoot themselves on the foot

I bet it sparks joy among chudtubers too. And other than Schafer they'll be the only ones benefitting financially here.