Still the best horror kino of all-time

Still the best horror kino of all-time.

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Streaming franchise

nope

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It's good but not even top 5.

Name 5 above it

"it's so scary you have to imagine it!"

Barf.

you HAVE to see le monster go rawr!

how fucking old are you lol

In truth, there has never been a good horror movie.

How uncreative are YOU? It looks fantastic.

Hey somebody post that really cool gif

The Wailing

post the scariest scene so i can decide if youre right

How uncreative are YOU?

says the guy who can't imagine what a creature might look like without being directly shown lol

Exorcist 2
Dunwich Horror
Conjuring
13 Ghosts
House on Haunted Hill
Scream
Jeepers Creepers
Dracula with Wino
Twins of Evil
Poltergeist
etc.

Thanks for clarifying the creators have zero imagination, and couldn't at least hire a professional creature designer and make up artists like Parker Finn did. Oh, wait, that flick had zero budget because it amounts to a bunch of people walking around for an hour, and is boring.

Not even on planet retard is this true

The oblong box doesn't look bad

Shit taste/10

t. 12 year old

Rad, I'll check it out anon.

The last exorcism is better

you HAVE to see le monster

thats part of the plot thoughbeit

Smile is TOO depressing, TOO stressful. There’s no catharsis or break in the onslaught of rising panic. It’s good but I didn’t enjoy it.

Jeepers Creepers

Suffers from a terminal case of retarded-when-the-plot-calls-for-it.

Smile, but better.

Said no one ever

Ain’t even top 50 let alone 5

It's hardly good. You're fucking retarded.

Smile, but better.

Yes, yes, but WHY do you say this?

couldn't at least hire a professional creature designer

t. Blair Witch lorelet

the Blair Witch was a non-physical entity linked to Elly Kedward, a woman accused of witchcraft in 1700s. She was banished from the town of Blair, then tied to a tree and left to die. Local legend claims she survived and began haunting the forest, cursing the land and its inhabitants, and driving people to madness.

Giving her a physical form would have been gay and retarded.

Fair, its fun though and had a solid creature premise. Mostly nostalgic for me.

cope

Well, it is a deeply satanic/masonic movie. The sequel is even more riddled with obscurantist symbology. They keep churning this shit out to poison the minds of the unwitting masses.

What's the symbology in the first one?

I mean it’s not some revelation, even the average capeshit is steeped in occultism

White dogs smiling

Could you point out the symbology in The Avengers (2012) then for example?

cringe slop spammer

They’re all Saturnian films like most Hollywood, Thanos is literally a direct reference to Thanatos

Thanos isn't in the first Avengers I don't think.

That movie is utter garbage. And so is the entire "found footage" genre.

The average capeshit is not as overt as this. Talking about the sequel here, which is fresher in my mind. She has a literal all-seeing eye piece of furniture here. Then you have her outfit with the butterfly which is a direct reference to the Monarch mind control most of these artists undergo in order to make it in the business. She has a devil tattoed next to her ear. Her killing herself by stabbing her eye is another reference. One eye covered, again occultist shit. Her mother also kills herself with a shard to one eye. The shots of the city skyline being upside down are also satanic imagery. The black and white square patterns are in reference to the tiled floors in freemason lodges. This is just off the top of my head, but I bet there's much more.

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Can you talk about the first one? You're just parroting that Illuminati article most likely.

hot nose

Yea this is shit I’ve seen in 100s of movies especially horror. The only difference with the Smile movies is the extreme level they take the suffering and bleakness for a mainstream horror flick

Nigger, you're in denial. I know a lot of horror movies are subversive and poisonous, but this one was more in-your-face about it, that's all

That's literally what he just said, you mongoloid.
Fake news.

Hotter actresses

posts two gargoyles

First Jeepers Creepers is legit good and one of the best horror movies of the time.

you goon to this.

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Worked for Uncut Gems

smiling

bullshit, women don't do that.

you fags said the same shit about hereditary
never being tricked by Anon Babble again

we were wrong about that one, sorry

not familiar

not when you're around

ill steep your balls in occultism nigga

Eat my ass, kike

Checked.

Lower your cortisol.

vaguely simian

Hang yourself

It's bad, gooks are weird and they can't into storytelling. There are a handful of decent horror films from Asia but this isn't one of them.

If it's the first and only horror movie you've ever watched, sure

one of the best horror movies of the time

One of the best of 2001? I guess. I mean I like it but let’s not get too crazy, the old woman stuff was just unforgivable

what if i do?

One of the best of 2001? I guess

Nah, Pulse came out that year and is much better. Guy probably has never seen it.

That was like proto Smile as far as tone. Smile movies are actually somewhat good tho

as far as tone

Marianne (2019) as well.