Hollywood is so gay I started watching wrestling again

Anon has priorities

They wear them in entrances
youtube.com/watch?v=18IEKrz3hSc

She singlehandedly turned me into a mark again
I'm unironically watching for her plot, I want to see her win the big belt at next year's mania

She is so ridiculously hot
Whoever invented this butt lifting thing in wrestling should get a billion dollars and city named after them

hollywood biopic when?

Hollywood is so gay I started watching something equally as gay again

ftfy

if this is gay then so be it

Gay?

She's got "it"

SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wrestling really is the most exciting art form out there. Yes you know the outcomes are predetermined, but it doesn't feel that way when you're watching it. When I watch the big shows with my brother, we'll be marking out and pumping our fists and standing up with excitement. What other art form does that?

Asses too fat :/

Based

The NXT PPV and this week's NXT were the first shows I've watched live in fucking forever and I was legit floored when she lost
Cool storytelling but she's massive, massive dimes

That was such an incredible moment because nobody even remotely saw it coming. I love how wrestling can still shock sometimes, and in a good way.

So you went to one of the few things gayer than Hollywood? What's next, video gaymes?

I prefer MMA

I like both

MMA is cool, but I like wrestling because you're always going to get a satisfying match (at least if they do it right). MMA main events can sometimes be disappointing. Actually pro wrestling was created specifically to avoid that problem.

Boxing has been terrible, especially with these Saudi 'super fights'. Almost unwatchable.

I could beat up every female wrestler.

Yeah that was great, I'll probably keep watching a bit of NXT even if Vaquer departs for bigger things, most of it is quite shit, but it's skippable and less formulaic that the bigger shows

Exactly. That's the origin of pro wrestling. Promoters wanted to fix the outcomes of the matches and the rivalries so fans would keep coming back. You can't really do it with boxing because it's hard to stage a boxing match, but you can stage a wrestling match without anybody getting hurt too badly. It abandoned the pretext of being "real" decades ago though, and now it's just a specific and unique kind of storytelling. When they do it right, it's very special.

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as someone who has never watched wrasslin, the only parts that interest me now are Rick Flair's WOOs and that one goth girl with the big ass and the "mama" collar

How does that hurt her opponent exactly?

Knees to the face

One of my favorite NXT stories was the ascension of Trick Williams to being NXT Champion, including that amazing match with Ilja Dragunov at Vengeance Day. And now that he's TNA Champion that's another thing I'm excited to see develop. I loved his promo on Tuesday.

So you don't know?

Yeah he's pretty entertaining, I haven't watched this match but I always liked Ilya, I'm gonna grab a 'za and catch up on shit that looks interesting in the last few months of this show

meme straps

It's so much cooler than actual competitive sports it's not even funny

They should make gimmicky wrestling like WWE without the predetermined shit.

The UFC tries
problem is, hoodrats who want to compete in modern MMA can rarely cut a promo

I haven't watched wrestling since I was like 10. Don't get the hype anymore now that I'm no longer a kid. But I'm sure you just want to coom and that's cool

she reminds me of that thicc twitch streamer, I don't know her name.

made for big deaf cock

post the good webms

Don't let us interrupt your self masturbation sesh, I'm sure you have all sorts of deep and meaningful hot takes on all kinds of topics that people in other threads are just dying to read

How can a man look into this thread and still go

Boobies over Booty

BAKA MY HEAD

WWE was the first entertainment medium to embrace woke faggotry. I haven't watched it since The Rock left for the movies, but I had a stint of listening to podcasts to hear how shit it had become. They were pushing 50/50 women's matches when nobody wanted them.

The watch along threads on Anon Babble are fun. Usuallly some good keks to be had.

Anon Babble has one of the best board cultures but sadly it gets shit up by 5 resident schizos melting down quite often

AH AH AH AH AH
YEAH

No milly?

You have an entire fuckin board for this.

are you gonna miss that twitter screencap thread I pushed off the catalog?

AI fucked up again.

Her losing was a legit shock. Don't think anyone predicted that but Steph is too big dimes to not be on the main roster

That board sucks

Nah that's you

went from one fake and gay hobby to another fake and gay hobby

Nice.

Huh what you mean?

japan does this fem wrestling thing alot better.

To each their own but asian women do nothing for me.

If I wanted to watch two prepubescent boys fight I'd go on YouTube

You idiots completely ruined Anon Babble. You have a containment board for a reason. You're no better than Anon Babble.

Boo hoo

problem is, hoodrats who want to compete in modern MMA can rarely cut a promo

Let's not bullshit anyone here. There are only a couple dozen fighters in the history of MMA in any promotion who ever cut a half decent promo and only a handful who did it remotely consistently. Of them only a couple ever could run their mouth well while getting into title contention.

Sonnen's been begging on his hands and knees for fighters to do the absolute bare minimum to hype a fight by making a concrete callout of any sort at all in the post fight interview in the ring but fighters insist on pussying out and going for the lame "Anyone with a ranking" or even worse "I'll fight anyone anywhere".

So you don't know?

It wasn't me
It was Owen
I wasn't even there

The truth hurts, I know. But it's time to go back.

turn on your monitor

Promo's good

she's the first woman wrestler I actually enjoy watching wrestle. thats quite an accomplishment

i finally got back into WWE cause I heard it was Cena's farewell tour and I had a mooched netflix sub, now I have no subs for it but I still tune in twice weekly and yes I am impressed with the sexiness of a lot of the women, Vacquer is definitely up there but even Iyo has the most oddly breedable plump asian physique, lot of butter faces with amazing assets like Rhea. Far as the bros go I like Bronn, Drew, and LA Knight

You snarky little cookie tracker bot you, that's clever! I did watch some wrestling girl videos! Yay, yayaayayayay!

I'm just now hearing that Steph lost, goddamn I would not have saw that coming

homosexual

Anon Babble is a Nash board

Imagine caring about womens wrestling, what a faggot.

oddly breedable plump asian physique

many people are saying this

I sure hope this summer isn't as sizzling as the one back in 92

Have you seen her in action gaylord?
She's better than 95% of the men

I'm half convinced Rhea is a literal demon

ITT: I get turned on by butch Japanese women

KWAB

nobody posted maika yet bro

KWABOTY: Tony Khan
FemaleKWABOTY: Cora Jade

Basaru knower.

Joey Janellas KWABOTY

kills sabu in youre pathe

-ACK

It's gotta be Tony is gonna be KWAB for many years though. Cora Jade is, by far, the women's winner.

Watching this is depressing as fuck

and you're still here talking about Hollywood? There's a board for wrestling too.

Fine speech

Modern WWE is trash but i only watch the show for her and Giulia

I love my wife!!!!

I have never watched wrestling, I'm not even American, but I started getting heaps of Liv Morgan and Alexa Bliss reels on my social media. The algorithm knows my type too well.

aura

Most women wrestlers are fucking terrible but Stephanie is actually, legitimately really talented. She doesn't look like she's moving in slow motion like 99% of other women in wrestling. If they don't push her to the moon then wrestling deserves to die again

Mexicans teached her how to Wrestle

Chile is in South America, literally America

you're the kinda guy who corrects people on clips vs magazines

Hollywood is so gay I started watching wrestling again

You too huh.
I feel wrestling is getting bigger than ever because it is the only thing people are watching.
This used to be the inspiration for Mortal Kombat fighters, I wish we could go back.

I think Pro Wrestling needs way more talent and ability than MMA or Boxing. Anyone can throw a haymaker. Making your partner do 3 flips in the air and end on a headlock without breaking his spine requires insane amounts of practice.

But it is not REEEEEEEEEEaaaal

Not only we all know that, the people repeating that is not real are coming out as morons.
We're all here to enjoy the spectacle.
The music, the theatrics, the babes, the show.
I was reading that Gladiator fights in some instances were rigged exactly because realism is boring.
They even had recurring Gladiator All-Stars that were sponsored by the very first brand.

Never thought wrestling would be huge again. It's a weird time to be alive. Steph is dimes and I have nothing more to add. You made good points

I started watching wrestling again 2 years ago after outgrowing it in the mid 2000's because there are no good weekly tv shows anymore and no good movies either so apparently this is at least somewhat common
Wrestling is a good alternative when every other scripted show is absolute garbage

I'm afraid it is

same
nepohog sucks

Oh dear

for me ass is way more associated with sex and i cant fathom picking titties when nice plump breedable asses are in view

i do actually

self masturbation

is there a king of masturbation where you aren't doing it yourself?

she's liked black porn on twitter dropped

Giulia fucking sucks get some taste

got her in double-underhook

doesn't go for sitout piledriver

no psychology, i swear. wrestling needs a new King

those retarded tattoos

I love me a good piledriver but you're shoot insane if you don't think that move looks good or that Vaquer doesn't understand wrestling psychology, she's legit one of the very best right now, if not the actual best

Wrestling is pretty gay too but ok

the PSYCHOLOGY is that when she hits the piledriver, her butt farts right into her face and it's very stinky. you fuckin mark.

Brapfags must be annihilated from the face of the earth

IYOOOOO
IYOO SKYYYYYYY

A sex demon, yeah

Gotta love the fart-meister baby

This bitch LOVES the BWC, and pajeets HATE IT

Stephanie Vaquer is beautiful and talented she is not just a pretty face how can such a perfect woman exist?

Didn't we used to have a wrestling or alternative sports board?

For me? It's AEW's Anna Jay

TAKE THE BUMP MACHO MAN I'LL CATCH YO-ACK

Bokah? Do the spinny rounny

that spot doesnt work for me brother - HH

why the fuck does the cage bend like that

No AAA Champion

i don't think you can do piledrivers in wwe anymore

I've recently started watching old events on wwe vault
Currently watching this
youtu.be/8fFKUUYPjrA

AHAHAHHA SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK ENGLISH! HER LAST PROMO SHE FORGOT HER WORDS AND STARTED TALKING IN SPANISH! there's no plot brother you're just jackin off

wwe vault rules

i heard that she told levesque/michaels that she wants to stay in nxt to get better at english

They're still done very rarely, but generally WWE frowns on them because it's just way too easy for a shitty wrestler to fuck it up and seriously injure someone
See Owen Hart

Today I will remind them

Why would you do that on your public work profile?

That woman is having her face forcibly shoved into another woman's ass in front of a lot of people for money.

Holy hannah is this really the sort of Satanic stuff they're showing these days?

im not really a fan of wrestling anymore but it always blows my mind when people mock those who watch wrestling because U NO ITS FAKE RITE!?!??! but have no problem with watching tv shows and movies, like somehow they arent both the exact same thing. somehow, knowing that wrestling matvhes are predetermined but you dont know the winner isnt exactly the same as watching movies and tv shows knowing theyre predetermined and you dont necessarily know what the ending is

good at wrestling

trained outside of WWE

I also do see the like

She does. I can't describe what "it" is but I know it when I see it. She's going to steal Rhea Ripley's thunder for sure.

she's dating a blond haired white guy btw

a lot of the younger wresters being trained in WWE's system are decent now technically, but you can't train charisma and most of them are boring
but then it works the same way for the foreigners. we've had so many flippy mexican shitters over the years that are technically impressive but just boring as shit because their only character is "i'm mexican and do hurricanranas!". and all of the japs are dimeless too

And a Mexican took her virginity

So what, a girl can't masturbate now?
Get real, man.

I've resorted to watching attitude era wrasslin just because of how gay and pozzed the media is nowadays.

GMS

what other choice did she have at the time. given the choice, she goes for the aryan

Is that Ichika Matsumoto?

is there a king of masturbation where you aren't doing it yourself?

If you're schizophrenic, sure

For me, It's Miu Watanabe.

Does she do irama?

What's that?

La Primera will never peg you while whispering sweet nothings in spanish in your ear.

FUCK

imagine two HOT girls (with big stinky butts). Sexy Sarah Vs. Brittney Brutality

Sarah shoots Brit into the ropes

duck the lariat (sarah does a quick fart)

kick to the gut (brit farts from the impact)

Sarah off the adjacent side ropes

brit ducks the high knee (sarah still manages to fart in her face during the drive-by)

brit strikes with a drop toe hold (sarah's butt jiggles and farts when she hits the sweaty canvas)

brit is dazed from all the stinky farts (sarah had 14 eggs for breakfast at the super 8 motel)

brit can't regain her bearings

sarah climbs to her feet, re-acclimates herself

SHE'S GOT THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK (sarah now using her vagina to fart on the back of brit's head)

SHE'S BRINGING HER UP TO THE HIGH RENT DISTRICT!

....no....please...SHE HAS A DAMN FAMILY

*WHAM*

*SMACK*

*PFFFTTPPBPBPBPBBPTTT*

FARTDRIVER! FARTDRIVER! BUH GAWD FARTDRIVER

THE FRONT ROW IS DRY HEAVING, KING

ONE...TWO..THREE!

BRITTNEY BRUTALITY COUNTS THE LIGHTS

wait u guys never told me that wrestling had babes

the babes were way better in the 90s, fag. i'll rape you

nobody should have had to, wrestling has had babes since before you were born. you should have known by now you oblivious fuck

Yeah, only place to see good coomer shit now is wrestling

lol...no

Of course it does.

she 100% fucked and sucked and got pooped on by vince and 20 black dudes for a career. they probably put all their dicks in her ass as far as they would go-BUT EVEN FURTHER

Bro that did nothing that bitch literally wanted to cup a feel(I would too tbqhwyfamalam)

Play out your fantasies in your own time.

I just want to see one of these bitches get cucked and kicked in the vagina. It's so hard to find women low blows on this PG13 stuff. The closest thing I found was Mandy Rose nutt shotting Dolph Ziggler and cucking him with some fat guy. I remember Mickie James used to do some wild stuff.

Big Vince allowed his daughter to wrassle after years of being passed around in the locker room.

WDHMBT?

She's just Australian

HHH gothed her out and roided her out to make her look like Chyna RIP so he can fap in his office

Anna Jay

lol

Never forget what they took from you

I don’t care.

Oh no how horrible

AEW has some sexy ass women

I really wish picrel hadn't killed her career to get a bigger paycheck on the irrelevant wrestling show that nobody watches. I miss that brown sugar.

That's what a promo should be, you go out there with bullet points in your head and you make it sound real, and fuck it if you fumble your words, I'm so goddamn tired of skipping 20 minutes long community theater tirades that I really don't mind this shit
As for the story, I want to see this girl from fucking nowhere, who started further away from mania that anybody currently on the WWE roster; who's had to git gud on her own in mexico while getting battered by life; beat the living shit out of the current women roster, because she's better than all of them and she wants it more

That's what wrestling is all about
Who was the last great babyface who had to fight tough and nails against such a stacked deck? Who was the last real one?
She's the real deal and it has been far too long since we last saw that in WWE or anywhere else.

Fuck off. Her broken English is cute af.

Stephanie is actually, legitimately really talented

none of the womeme wrestlers are "really talented" you're just a coomer

She is, have sex, touch grass, monitor on, etc.

That's what I thought, until Steph. She's notable solely because she is the exception to the womeme can't wrestle rule

Here's what she looks like without all the camera filters

gets promoted to main roster

faces nia jax

nia punches her in the face and breaks her jaw then sits on her

being able to look competent against shitters does not make you "really talented"
jevan evans is "really talented", chad gable is "really talented", vaquer is not

This doesn't seem like a "without the camera filters" image, this seems like an image you picked to be from the side while she is smiling, so it accentuates her sharp chin and long nose, and in your eyes, makes her appear "worse".

Now why would you feel the need to be so dishonest with your framing?

I watch this. I don't even watch the wrestling parts. I watch for the talking, promos, story

Gable is really good, Evans I dunno, but they don't have "it"
She looks good against anyone, she has good moves, she sells better than anyone, she can bump and take it, physical charisma through the roof, insane look
She gets over instantly in front of crowds who have never seen her before. Evans and Gable don't.

Based Nia

I'm 90% sure Nyla Rose is actually Maven deep in character.

I used to jerk my white cock to her constantly. I would pull up Sasha Banks entrance compilations and jerk off to her shaking that brown ass. She's so tight.

almost 300 posts

not a single one of that little midget dyke Liv Morgan

shame. shame on all of you.

Based. Sasha in her prime was something else

what's going on here?

Jevon is good and so is Gable but neither are getting pops or commanding a crowd like Steph. She's a legit great wrestler too. Why do you have such a stick up your ass about her?

Gable is getting a lot of good heat though
Jevon would too if people could understand what he says, his ebonics are harder to understand than Oba Femi's Nigerian accent or Myles' with his speech impediment

/pw has been destroyed by mentally ill console war shit

turn the random /tv wrastling thread into more console war shit

thank you for your service strongest warriors

Living the gimmick, brother. Money and miles.

dude wut about....muh TV ratings!
I kid. Who gives a fuck?

gayEW enters discussion

quality plummets

morale plummets

ratings plummet

KWAB

Is this true?

'fraid so

Go back.

Is that make up or a face tattoo?

Makeup.

see I make a light hearted joke and you're already bitter and pissy about it
So I say you fuck off

Your schtick is boring.

So is yours, piss off

Hey Tony

My wife Rhea

The battle of the ass is coming

good morning, saar
it was her manager

imagine getting pegged by rhea

saar

yes?

There are better asses in the fed right now

What are you, stupid?

I don't think so dude
But post em and prove me wrong

Jaida Parker has the best currently

not bad but SHE'S FAT

She ain't fat, she's thick
Built for Big Samoan Cock tho

how many times are they gonna stinkface eachother in their inevitable championship match?

So you're one of these guys that likes romance huh?
Imma talk to all my freaks out there
Would you rather come home to Rhea and Steph's fat and firm asses, pure genetic freaks, and be satisfied, or go home to that fatass Jaida parker

Jaida > Rhea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steph
I hate Rhea's ears, that's what leaves her in second place for me. Steph is ridiculously overrated imho

Steph is ridiculously overrated imho

how in the fucking shit lol
She's got a unique body and her ass is otherwordly

jfc that back is pure sex