POTTA, TO MY OFFICE, NOW

I wish Sam Jackson was young enough to do it.

The backlash over this made them chicken out of casting a black Hermione

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Maybe, but he’ll be a good Snape.

Black could be anywhere

Careful who you fuckin with, you knockoff Crabbe with a busted ass wand. I ain’t snitch on yo ass to Dumbledore, yo dumb ass just got caught flying like a troll with vertigo. if you think you man enough to come at me, remember I ain’t need a wand to cast Expelli-ass-kickus nigga. Now go polish that toy broom before the real wizards show up.

How will they show Snape being in KKK of Harry Potter (death eaters)?

Bizarre if anything

Then I won't buy simple as

Smartest Papa disrespecter

So how many trannies do you think this remake will cast to make up for JK's previous bigotry?

They'll have to brew different flavors of Kool Aid

None. They lost most of their grievance capital and JK has more sway over the show than either side pretends.

Have you not seen Blackkklansman?

goes to death eater meeting wearing hood (which is not mandatory for members)

hold boombox blasting rap music loudly

tosses ebonic casually around

Bellatrix: "Forgive him Mein Fuhrer Voldemort, Snape never left his inner city wigger phase behind even after graduation"

Voldemort is Jeremy Strong like the Anon Babble leaker claimed

Suddenly

>Dude be the Vol-dy

Dese, Slytherin niggas is lit. Crab finna avada kedavra Neville's yt ass, fo sho *dabs* *blares wizard rap* *fails to make payments on his Nimbus 2000* *rapes professor Sprout* *asks hagrid to breed him a 3 headed pitbull*

fails to make payments on his Nimbus 2000

All the sweetness from the Lily and Half Prince story gone. Sad!

Pronging at Hogwarts?

Sweetness is gone maybe, spice however is added ;)

Implying

Black wizard

Creates the Sectumsempra spell to cut you

Now it just got worse.

"Hermy-own, if yo mudskin ass axe me one mo time if I'd still be sick if I didn't drink a wiggenweld potion yesterday, I swear on Harry's mama's sweet watermelon ass ima cap yo ass fassa than my hallway can say 'chirp chirp'!" Snape holla'd, calmly.

takes a picture like that

goes back to speaking ebonics with her nigger family with the chirping sound in the background

Seeing black zesty dude talking like an intelligent british professor will 100% be jarring as fuck.
I'd rather him to go full ghetto ham.
I hate casting fuckers and Rowling for this pick.

It's fine.
Voldemort will be black too.

sheeeeeeit

What class does this mother fucker teach? Breaking and entering?

yes
There was already a troon in the latest game so this will be PACKED kek

He learned how to mix "potions" from snoop dogg

What kinda Nigga you take me for.
youtu.be/iN2TVd5TC_M?si=0cXKMn0ksDBnUtAG

Seeing black zesty dude talking like an intelligent british professor will 100% be jarring as fuck.

he pulled it off.

AY YO DIS MUHFUGGA EATIN BERTIE BOTTS BEANS

Can black men play brooding dark intelligent characters?

From my experience intelligent black men typically have a levity and air of joviality to themselves incompatible with the demeanor of a Snape.

You know that in the show they will make it so Lilly and Snape banged once and then she set up for a safe James.

Black actor can pull it off if he has specific phenotype.
Someone like Lance could convey his authority and cold blooded nature without even opening his mouth.
The guy who they got has zesty face. I don't believe he can make it.

AYO POTTAH
YO ASS MUST THINK YOU BE REAL CLEVAH WANDERIN ROUND THE CORRIDORS AT NIGHT, LEMME AXE YOU SUM
HAVE YOU SEEN MY GRAPE SODA POTION

LEMME AXE YOU SUM

sup niggas. get yo cauldrons lit and whip that work. and don’t spill that shit

BIXOURIUS NOODILIOUS!!!

Kek, that one works.

What's weird is that in the original Harry would say "Professor Snape makes me feel scared, there is something weird about him" and "he must be up to something, but I can't put be sure why I feel that way"
But now with him being black

>“Dayum Liley! Yo white ass finna be packin’ cake, naw I’m sayin? I’d hit that shit from behind fo sho!” Severus Snape exclaimed while Lily Evans giggled as they sat at breakfast in the Great Hall. James watched and listened to Snape’s ebonic wooing with a seething rage, the monster in his chest growled and muttered crime and domestic abuse statistics categorized by race. At the head table, Dumbledore quietly surveyed the scene. He rose and with a flourish of his wand conjured a rope which wrapped itself about Snape’s neck. “Winguardium Leviosa!” He cried and with a swish and flick the rope jolted Snape into the air. Snape only had time to utter a confused “Ayo” before he was hoisted from the Slytherin table. He stretched his legs frantically as he fought for air, wheezing out “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”. The whole hall erupted into cheers as students pelted Snape’s body with stones as it swung in the gentle Hogwarts breeze.

He's too conventionally attractive and too fit for Snape. Probably too tall too but it's hard to tell on photos. They really should have chosen a black dude who goes to the gym less.

Black could be anywhere.bmp

AIGHT NIGGAS SETTLE DOWN, TODAY Y'ALLS POTION MASTA SEVERIUS APE FINNA TEACH Y'ALL NIGGAS HOW TO MAKE LEAN, FIRST GETCHA GRAPE DRANK OUT, AND THEN WE'S MAKIN A "FIELD TRIP" TO DUMBADORE'S MEDSIN CABNET

Tim Russ was not zesty, just based.

The mortician from Final Destination comes to mind.

morpheus from matrix had that swag kinda.