Oh hey, Anon! That was a nice long weekend huh? Did you do anything fun?
*Jim subtly smirks*
*Pam giggles quietly*
Oh hey, Anon! That was a nice long weekend huh? Did you do anything fun?
I repeatedly interrupt him with burping until he gives up and walks away.
Literally all you have to do to not give these types the satisfaction is to not get flustered and stay upbeat, even when they’re obviously trying to rib you.
yeah I stayed home for most of it, my parents are in town next week so had a few chores I wanted to clear off before that
I spent the weekend masturbating to pictures of Pam on Facebook
tpbp
admitting you still live at home as an adult man
Anon…
*detonates suicide vest*
jesus fuck do you know how to read
That's funny Jim but do you denounce Hamas?
>*I stand there in silence*
"A-anon?"
He's unnerved by my demeanor, so much that when I step forward he jumps back a little bit, a beta move Pam clocks in disappointment
"You know, Jim," I begin with a cool sigh, cracking my neck, "I've seen a lot of your boyish pranks over the years. The hitting on an engaged woman. Going out of your way to make everyone else's job just a little bit harder for your own amusement. But at the end of the day, you're in same place you always were. You haven't advanced in your career or your life. Your pranks are all forgotten by the end of the day. And that's what you'll be. Let me tell you something the others won't tell you because they fear your reprisal: This won't last forever. Your looks will fade, your jokes will run out of steam, and you'll end up bitter and alone, the only joy in your miserable existence being masturbating to the fleeting joy of the memories of your supposed victories, using your own tears as lubricant."
"I was just-"
"Your time of talking is over, Jimmy boy. Now you listen. I'm not Dwight. You hit me, I hit you back. Harder. And if you annoy me or inconvenience me, even delay me in my hard work (ever wonder why I'm advancing and you're not?), I'll make your life a living nightmare. I won't do it in the office. I'm smart, unlike you. But every wind that breaks, every passing shadow, you'll perceive in fear, knowing I am waiting, and one day, you won't know the hour, I will spring out to make your life a living nightmare, and the hell I send you to will seem like Heaven. You're nothing, J. You're nobody."
*By now he's a blubbering wreck, his tears twin rivers to the lake of his pissed pants. He runs away and we can see he also shat himself from fear*
*I also see a puddle under Pam, of vaginal fluid. I caress the side of her cheek, softly, and she closes her eyes, leaning into my finger*
"You don't have to take this Pam. You're better."
I leave her with just a taste and go back to work
Where is a man supposed to live, if not his home?
Wait, are you still calling your parents' house "home"?
lol
It’s implied that his parents were away on a trip or something, and that they are returning home next week, which means that the speaker still lives at his parents home as an adult.
You wanna hurt me. Jim? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Pic related.
Thoughts?
We've progressed technologically beyond boots on ground. They just need people to monitor the drones to make sure only one children's hospital gets blown up instead of three
To be honest anyone that actually gets bullied as an adult at work would probably be too autistic to even realize they’re being bullied in this situation. Now obviously some of the other stuff Jim does is too over the top and obviously bullying, but it’s a TV and shit like that would never happen or fly in real life. More subtle bullying like in the OP sure, but again, the only people who’d get this type would be too autistic to pick up on it.
It’s implied that his parents were away on a trip or something
my parents are in town next week
No, ESL, that is not what was implied.
If someone is "in town", that means they are visiting.
Look at the latest US Army recruitment videos on youtube.
Whites are eating it up again. SIMPer fi, for Israel. They always fall for it.
posted it again award
More schizo maga nonsense?
Yes I did.
And then I walk to my desk and do my job. You can put these people out of commission by just being nice and completely disinterested.
Kek, if you think YouTube comments are real, especially on an army recruitment video, you’re either retarded or a jewish shill yourself
meh, 4/10
Why do you keep making the same thread, you OCD fuckup? Have you considered taking a large amount of sleeping pills?
words words words
Schizos can't meme's.
Oh, hey Jim. You and Pam have always been nice to me. Don't come to work tomorrow.
then they get fired for not coming in to work.... DEVILISH
triple-murder suicide
pretending youre still alive
baka
people really need to mind their own fucking business
what I do off work is not my coworker’s concern
oh yeah? what did you get up to?
now what?
6 months later
no hint of US going to war
Another schizo Anon Babble meme that relies on an unfunded victim complex
Wrong, whites are the ones who love to die for israel. We always see the same kind of people holding an israel flag
I was returning some video tapes to the store
No, not really. My life feels bleak and empty and I wish I could end it all. Deep down, I am a coward though so I won't do it.
How about you, did anything fun this weekend?
Mah, non vedo l'ora di scopare con tua madre mentre tuo padre guarda. Cosa fai questo fine settimana, succhiacazzi? Giocherai a fantacalcio?
Gnocci, pasta fazooool, spaghetti and yo quiero del taco bellgrande
What's another "The Office" that's just as comfy? Don't say Parks and Rec though
The US military's current advertising campaign where they're emphasizing they're "NOT WOKE, JOIN UP NOW" made me think, yes
I masturbated to gay furry porn, like always. This time I has three full days to do it. Thanks for asking.
Sorry, what's your name again? Joe? Why do you ask, Joe?
IT crowd (kind of) if you don't mind overly british acting.
I was supposed to go to a wedding but the bride got cold feet
Freaks and Geeks is super comfy
I'm still ticked. and I was in such a good mood until monday
Fuckin your mom
The Office but real life
gay fucking jew wannabe tough guy, Hitler clearly missed some