How did he end up the least successful of the 3?

How did he end up the least successful of the 3?

he self-sabotages every time he gets success. It's mental problems

Well Stav did the work of hiring a manager and networking, Adam has nepotism on his side, and Nick self sabotages on purpose as a joke.

doesn't he literally have schitzophrenia?

the price of being the only one of the 3 who is actually funny is that hes a total headcase
hes still a millionaire who never has to work again anyway

he wants to be respected as a 'modern day philosopher' but only has talent for retarded jokes. not that stav has any talent but he's the type of carny normies like, nick wouldn't be able to hide his condescension well enough to go mainstream.

What's with the Ron Damon look?

He thinks that he's somehow "above" being the "cumtown guy" but he isn't and he never was.

He's heckin punk rock and doesn't need all that fame, man

I turned off his YouTube special, he's just really not funny

I think I rock mutton chops better than him

all 3 of them are terrible at standup

He lost all ambition after I sucked him off, and he realized it can't get any better than this.

Stavs crowd work is alright sometimes

He really should just come out already I think he'd be much happier, he's so obviously gay and angry about it.

He has no mainstream appeal, he's just a blueprint for failed normie guys in their 20s to copy a personality from. It's pretty sad how many dudes I meet who obviously wanna be him so bad

that didn't stop lolcow hyde from publicly sucking him off for it

I want to be famous but also a fucking loser

Pretty weird stereotype to strive for

Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests

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Hes an incredibly gay man in MAGA world just trying to get by must be tough.

How are Stav or Adam successful by any metric that Nick isn't?
Adam Friendland show basically ended when Nick left.
Stavros is a YouTuber with average of 200k views per video. Maybe you are referring to the time he was on Joe Rogan twice?

Not even so much success, they're just brain poisoned from listening to their friend simulator for hundreds of hours that they start acting like they're a 4th mic on cumtown

fellow '''comedian''' robbie goodwin

Adam stays relevant because sometimes he gets good guests on his show, Stav has a lot going on between his standup, podcast and his YouTube channel where he occasionally pretends to be trying to lose weight. Nick just sits around and mumbles and that's it.

who is this nigga

you're not in an open relationship? what are you fuckin gay dude AHAUAAHAH

yeah great crowdwork

is that Ringo?

He's a genuine loser, I think he would admit that, he is super self sabotaging.

He's extremely lazy

Marky posting incels will seethe at this but MDE crew is more successful and productive than any of these three.

Nick is a loser who accidentally became a millionaire. He was destined to work shitty mall jobs his entire life.

because this is unironically how he wants his life to turn out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiAZ7l3eMdM

more successful

more productive

nowhere near as funny

meh

I don't think they've been as funny though, other than AirsoftFatty falling over

Clinical depression

Nick is both less funny than he thinks (rules out standup/performing career + he hates touring) and is a massive dickhead who people don't want to work with. Stav and Adam are actually decent people who people like to work with. Nick's career ceiling is as a staff writer for an animated sitcom, which is probably his dream job anyways

Cumtown has never been funny. Warmode isn't funny. MSSP isn't funny. Tim Dillon isn't funny. You're listening to dweebs talk like women about nothing every week because you have no friends

more productive churning out unfunny shit. i don't think ftl made anywhere near what cumtown did and the rest (pods, streams) don't even come close.

Adam has nepotism on his side

Huh? What connections does he have?

I wanna steal this look

he meant jewish 'cause the meme. get it? HAHAHA! the evergreen comedic stylings of Anon Babble.

Is that Sam Rockwell?

He's bipolar/autistic and is incapable of forming meaningful professional relationships

I don't know. I feel like the thing that Nick refers to as basically his magnum opus (at least that's what I remember him saying), that being the intro sketch with the two kids before the Rob Schneider interview, was just boring. Cum town podcast is really their best work but it's like each of them wish to distance themselves from it because it's too lazy in their eyes.

Adam stays relevant because sometimes he gets good guests on his show

TAFS is on the level of an open access cable TV show that airs at 5pm every friday

Cumtown has never been funny

false

Warmode, MSSP, Tim Dillon

who?

talk like women

if you're not actively trying to be fake gay, you're not living

you're not funny. the brooklynite millenials you fawn over aren't funny either. grow up man

you might not like the subject matter but it was a very well done short by a guy who's never really done film before. based on that i'd say he's capable of making a decent movie if he had the ambition to.

I haven't listened in a while has stav came crawling back yet? Its bound to happen

poor work ethic, self sabotage, untreated mental illness

two unfunny burnt out faux blue collar retards and some autistic unfunny nerd somethingawful freak

yeah man great stuff

Dude he literally got a GQ article as a nobody
gq.com/story/adam-friedland
You can't pretend like this isn't real

least

Stav has a lot more money and heat, but one article in GQ doesn't mean Adam's about to go mainstream. He hasn't put out any content in months and I don't see his new season of TAFS catapulting him beyond the level of c-tier internet celeb from a decade ago

people who hire agents and publicists tend to get more press

brooklynite millenials you fawn over

head cannon. i only like redbar.

publicists, huh?

And these agents, they all have very similar last names

Don Ramon?

Anon, magazines are paid content. its the same as going on late night talk shows to plug your movie or whatever, its a paid spot.

as a nobody

he's one of the biggest names on the internet, u trippin, nigga

hardcore feminist

brags about how much pussy he gets

looks like every police sketch of a pedophile

i can't believe he hasn't been metoo'd yet

Adam's standup is actually great, plays a lot better IRL. I was shocked because I've watched his recorded stuff and it's terrible, but live shows have all been hilarious

Should have moved into Skit comedy like WKUK/MDE or even something like Summer Heights High.
Chris Lilley stuff is basically Cumtown if it was a TV show.
youtube.com/watch?v=sB82OmI4Uoo

for me it's

Steve Harvey Nuremburg Trials

Seven Nation Army

"Are these fellers bothering you ma'am?"

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Because he cares too much about what other people think.

that would have required effort

Rich Jew, used to be a Zionist political staffer literally employed by Israel to shmooze politicians, has a Law degree.

autism and bipolar disorder. But the real actual reason is he can't say 'I'm gay' in an african voice in front of normies

Seth Dickfield facebook callout of Nick killed me. Literally was listening to it at work in my headphones and was actually choking on my laughter because the office was dead silent.

Nick bullying Seth was awful. It really made me realize how terrible of a person Nick is.

Should have been the third wheel after Stav left. Every Ian appearance on Cumtown is GOAT.

Why start a crappy sitcom on Netflix?

ian is only good in small doses

the jews would never forgive him for his takes on israel. if anything he's at a disadvantage because likudniks never forget a betrayal.
unless of course - and this is very reasonable to assume - everyone's in on it and it's an enigma wrapped in a subway wrapper. mossad made him act anti-israel to influence nyc neo-libs and make them pro-israel. it's a 6D checkers strategy, amirite, anon?

Tryhard. The appeal of Stav was he was a true disgusting pig.

Holy shit, a Robbie Goodwin nameddop! Never thought I’d see the day, LOL

Cumtown has never been funny.

Yeah it was.

Warmode isn't funny. MSSP isn't funny. Tim Dillon isn't funny.

Agreed.

irony poisoned and talked so much shit he's scared to try anything in case he fails miserably, like with his stand up special

i heard one of his pods with the fat one (ersatz stav) and left a comment like 'so which one's nick mullen?' he responded with some hyper ironic shit which made it clear his jimmies were rustled. THE RAPED.

thank you fir your service

No he's just a closeted gay and Chinese man

Apparently nick is actually 5’3”. I guess he wore lifts a lot in the past.