If it's incomprehensible then why did you waste an hour and a half explaining it?

If it's incomprehensible then why did you waste an hour and a half explaining it?

Golly gosh you're so quirky OP. Getting all bent out of shape about the titles of youtube videos is WILD.

you could say the same thing about any book or video about lovecraft's mythos

You sound queer

Is Wendigoon to blame for popularizing analog horror slop?

youtubers are retarded

more at 11
it bugs me too

Comprehend and understand are two very different things.

faggot

aren't the videos less than 10 minutes all together?

I don't comprehend how any zoomer can write a 90 minute script about anything and then sit there and read it back slowly and monotonously, and get 590K views for that.

I can only assume shit like this is AI generated scripts and they're paying for clicks.

But then again, I have such terrible ADD that I get bored watching shorts sometimes. That's why I come to this hell hole and mash the F5 button for like 4 hours a day.

people don't watch them intently like that, they leave them on and then do 5 other adhd things

Oh. Some people can't handle the incomprehensible horror of being alone with their own thoughts for 2 seconds.

The Incomprehensible horror of CatCF 05 Explained

Why do le rational atheists need to dissect and explain everything ?

Local 58 is mid

local 58 is gay

because they gotta GENERATE slop so >youtuber might be able to eat that day.
plus creating a title like that makes youu more propense to click (and to create this treat)
you gotta thank pic related

complaining about zoomers

has ADD (made-up zoomer condition)

Sounds like you hate zoomers because they remind you of yourself

No.
It had to already exist and be popular for him to leech off of it.

I'm always suspect of media made for people who never consumed media as a preteen/teen
It's always training wheels shit designed for retards, you should've been torrenting horror movies when you were 13
It's not like anyone into this shit had any kind of actual social life, so what the fuck were they doing?

Its all just modern talk radio.
20 years ago this role would be filled with someone like Howard Stern, reruns of Wolfman Jack, Art Bell, etc.
I don't really enjoy music that much, so usually if I want background noise I'll put on some history documentary to listen to, these people fill that with these 'analysis' videos, instead.

It's not like anyone into this shit had any kind of actual social life, so what the fuck were they doing?

To be fair, a lot of people's social lives peak in their teens (mainly because of school). Just because someone is a friendless loser in their 20s doesn't mean they were a friendless loser in their teens

Why do you describe analog horror as "media made for people who never consumed media as a preteen/teen"?

because it's not scary and it's always just rehashed ideas from popular shit that already exists, but zoomers haven't seen
I had the same feeling when I was like 17 and all the horror movie remakes were coming out and people were excited to see Friday the 13th or whatever even though there's already 10 movies and they've never even seen any of them

you’re such a brave little boy

years later and Local 58 still is the only good Analog Horror series

What went so right?

AHHHHHH IT LOOKS LIKE A VHS FROM THE 90S I'M GOING INSAAAANE

dude like it doesn't rely on jumpscares or anything, it's about creating a disturbing atmosphere

analog horror was a mistake

this media is for people who haven't consumed media as a preteen because... it's not scary

I'm not defending analog horror, I'm just saying that particular insult makes literally no sense.

it's always just rehashed ideas from popular shit that already exists

This goes for literally every subgenre and subcultural trend that has ever happened, across all mediums and generations.

people were excited to see Friday the 13th

The 2009 Friday the 13th remake is the best movie in the franchise by far. Perhaps even the only good movie in the franchise. So I'd say that's a bad example

Local 58 is the only analog horror series that was created by a Gen X'er, so he has some basic idea of actual storytelling. The rest are made by zoomers, who will forever be incapable of making authentic art

t. a zoomer

The 2009 Friday the 13th remake is the best movie in the franchise by far.

That's what someone who hadn't and possibly still seen any of the original movies would say, and you're proving my point.
The remake isn't even fundamentally different enough it to be better or worse than the better 80s installments.
All you've done is proven you need to kill yourself.

Contingency is great.

I've seen every single Friday the 13th movie multiple times, and I'm telling you the objective fact that the 2009 remake is just about the only one worth a damn. They were shit in the 80s and they're shit today. You literally just think "old = good", even though trash has always existed

Explain why the 2009 one is the best.
Keep in mind I've had this discussion before and all the reasons people always cite were in the older ones, often done better.
I guess if you're a real big fan of Supernatural, that would be a facet the old movies weren't able to capitalize on.
But do explain yourself.

Was Nexpo or that other guy already doing it before him?

Gemini exists, and Local 58 fell off so hard it's not even funny

That furry homo Night Mind was before Nexpo.

Yes, and Nexpo (formerly Nightmare Expo, and less faggy) just copied NightMind, who literally is a fag and also a furry
All of these people's audiences just end up migrating to the new one after a year or two once the YouTube horror guy starts to let too much of his actual personality into the shit they're making, Wendigoon could be the big exception as brain-rotted political people either worship or hate him depending on what side they're on

How autistic are you?

Just because something can't be FULLY understood doesn't mean it can't at least be PARTIALLY understood, and thus warrant discussion. Not every word in a sentence (or title) is 100% invariably literal, OP.

Do you also see "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" at the Super-Market and say aloud "Ah ha, but I and countless other people could have been fooled to believe that this is, in fact, Butter! So the name doesn't apply! Checkmate!"?

There's an actual plot and emotional core. It's shallow, yeah, but there's an actual attempt at giving the protagonist a motivation. There is literally no plot at all in Fridays Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, or X. The characters have no agency, they just stand around and wait until it's their turn to die in the script. There are no characters in these films, only extras. They're the most shallow cynical non-movies of all time. The only other movies in the franchise with a protagonist with agency are Part 6 and Part 9.

Other than that, the presentation is the best. The music, the lighting, the cinematography are the most intense. Jason is genuinely intimidating. The only other time in the franchise they tried to make Jason actually scary was, again, Part 6

Local 58 is the thing that analog horror is ripping off. It's a video series successor to the creepypasta Candle Cove (Local 58 is the tv channel in that story) from its original author.

This is wrong, and you're clearly retarded because the "plot" in the 2009 movie is just the first four Friday fhe 13th films squished together into one movie. It doesn't do anything plotwise that they don't, it copies all of their beats and updates it to a grimy 200ps aesthetic.

There's an actual plot and emotional core.

Oh, you mean like 2, or 4, or 7?

It's shallow, yeah, but there's an actual attempt at giving the protagonist a motivation.

Right, like the ones I listed, and also part 6.

The only other time in the franchise they tried to make Jason actually scary was, again, Part 6

Oh, you mean the one that was a comedy where Jason kills a guy after he tries to bribe him a credit card?
You are so out of your fucking depth discussing this, you are continuously proving my point, fag.

*2000s

deeply religious Southern Conspiracy Theorist gun nut Sunday School Teacher

It still surprises me that Wendigoon was the person that Youtube suddenly decided to recommend to millions of people.

You people genuinely like the Friday the 13th movies?
They're bad even as dumb fun slasher movies.

Nice misquoting.
What happened to your argument btw

is just the first four Friday the 13th films squished together into one movie

No it isn't. The opening scene is the final scene of part 1, Jason wears a pillow case for a little bit, and then he puts on a hockey mask. That doesn't make it a remake of parts 1-4. Jason changing his fucking mask is not a "plot beat". It's not actually repeating the plots of any other film, it has its own original plot.

Oh, you mean like 2, or 4, or 7?

Wow, 3 out of the 10 movies have an actual plot? WOW! What a great franchise, when not even one-third of the original films can muster the bare minimum effort for storytelling.

you are continuously proving my point, fag.

What point? You literally don't have a point. Explain your "point" right now

What?

No it isn't.

Yes it is. Everything in the movie, including Jason running, which I'm sure you would have eventually wanted to bring up, happens in the older movies

but there's the epic Sisyphean arc about the older brother looking for his sister who went missing after a Jason attack

That also already happened in the old movies

Wow, 3 out of the 10 movies have an actual plot? WOW! What a great franchise, when not even one-third of the original films can muster the bare minimum effort for storytelling.

So you're backpedaling now?

Explain your "point" right now

That you're a fag and you've probably never even seen any of the original Friday movies. You certainly argue like you never have, and that you really like the remake, which is as I said earlier an unremarkable 6/10 movie in a series full 5, 6, and 7/10 movies, neither notably better or worse.

Jason running is a plot beat now

I swear to God, Friday the 13th fanboys are literally the most retarded motherfuckers on the planet. Imagine trying to gatekeep and white knight a franchise with no plot or characters or... literally ANYTHING.

an unremarkable 6/10 movie in a series full 5, 6, and 7/10 movies, neither notably better or worse.

Parts 1, 3, 5, and 7 suck. Painfully mediocre, pointless films with no value whatsoever (outside of part 7 having some cool stunts and makeup). Parts 2, 4, and 6 are only somewhat decent and pass the barest minimum of watchability. Passable 4-5/10 slasher movies. And parts 8, 9, and 10 are just plain terrible. Some of the worst movies ever made. That only leaves us with the remake, which by all accounts is a solid slasher movie. Clearly, it's the only competently made one in the franchise. This is undeniable. Process of elimination, it wins in every single category. If you disagree, it's only because you have some sort of weird rose-tinted nostalgia autism. How about you stop wasting your sentimentality on objectively bad films?