Help me understand movie reaction channels

People who grew up with twitch don't like to do anything themselves, they like to watch people do things, and in this case watch people watch things

NPCs need group validation to affirm their opinions.

Doesn't even bother to hide her visible disgust at the gay scenes in TLOU

Cassie is based

The majority audience is lonely horny boomers

You used to share the things you liked with your mates and got to enjoy their appreciation of something you like and maybe get a new perspective on it. Now in addition to a generation that grew up online watching videos entering middle-age - where most friendships become harder to maintain and you see your mates less and less often as they focus on family and career - the younger generations are all phone-obsessed ADHD-riddled zombies that aren't really *there* with you even when they're physically present, given half their attention is devoted to their handheld devilbox and half of the rest is thinking about their next tikky tak post or whatever.

For those people who want that simple pleasure of sharing something you like with someone to whom it is new, or who're just the kind of cuck who need external validation of their opinions, reaction channels are like catnip, and our general social situation has created legions of them.

It's simulated intimacy. You're enjoying a movie you like alongside a cute react-chan, looking at her expectantly to see if she feels the same way about it that you do.

You're promoting them right now. Just fucking ignore that nonsense. I don't get it either. Why does any of this make sense? Why watch someone else play video games? Why give a fuck about some nobody's opinion or bullshit performative reaction that they know they're filming. You aren't seeing anything real. You're watching a stupid non-actor performing for you. What kind of fucking retard is entertained by that? It's like third-hand entertainment. Some skag puts on makeup and you're going to watch her "react" for 99 minutes? That's fucking senseless. But that's the world now. I don't participate in it other than shit like this where I drop in to shit all over it and anyone who wastes their precious leisure time consuming it.

ASMR is like this too. The only people that enjoy it are lonely people because it is like a shitty copy of intimacy

Why you guys acting like you're not lonely.

Parasocial friendship. A symptom of a dying society.

Nope. Unless you're without personality and you enjoy the vicarious "experience" of someone faking their reactions for the running camera you're watching.
I can suspend disbelief and get lost in a movie. I can't for one fucking second believe any kind of reality show, let alone something this stupid. When you watch a movie you're not gasping and putting your hand over your mouth as if you can't believe what you're seeing. That's acting for YOUR benefit. It's not real. Therefore you're watching a performance, not a reaction. Come on, kids. You need to stop and do better. Do anything else. Watch anything else if you're lazy. But watch something that's not someone watching something. You'd have to be deluded to believe what you're seeing.

hahaha! You admit to watching reaction videos!!

Maybe not for video games but for movie and music reactions, absolutely. Look at any of Popcorn's comment sections.

Personally listen to ASMR because it is like dozing off with the TV or radio on in the back, but catered towards the exact feeling you're trying to get from that when trying to nod off. I like a few channels that do kinda documentary style videos about history and science and stuff though, not the like "girlfriend simulator" stuff.

You don't need to watch the girlfriend sim videos to get that feeling. The whispering. Tapping. It's supposed to tap into the same place in your brain like when you hold someone you love

reaction videos bad

spend all day in twitch chat

I also jack off to pictures of my sister and aunt and lost my virginity to a ftm tranny, what of it?

And how can you know by the comments that someone was born between 1942 and 1964? Do they have bios on everyone's comment? Or do you just see any non-retarded text posts and assume it's someone at least 60 years old?

I'm old and I need to know that young people are still watching good movies without saying they're dated or cheesy

Also tits

But no one who said that would do that. We're disparaging all of that.

She's adorably dumb the way she tries to articulate her thoughts about a scene then realizes she doesn't have the vocabulary to do it.

Its gonna be ok

don't lie to the poor guy; come on

Intense parasocial relationships caused by all the social isolation because of accelerationism (technology, social media, bad economics, breakdown of families etc). People in the past used to call early radio broadcasters "Uncle" or "Aunty" because it was a voice beaming into their homes and it felt personal. Now people are so lonely these relationships have stuck. And most people are so heavily desensitized to things we also have the opposite galvanised reaction of people overreacting to every slight thing because strong emotions make people feel strong emotions (like clickbait making people feel angry so they click). Unfortunately people are now copying these strong emotional reactions from the Internet as if it is real behaviour creating a cycle of fakeness where behaviour that was originally inauthentic now seems more *real* to people than ever.

Popcorn my beloved, she will be so saddened by this kino

It's like watching a movie you like with friends who are not retards and stare at their phones all the time.

Popcorn in Bed

ASMR

Girl streamers like BotezLive etc

It's all girlfriend simulators. The people who object to this fact are in denial. Alexandra and Andrea do have real charisma and might as well been tv-show hosts but let's not kid ourselves - 97% of their viewers are male and 100% want to suck on their tits.

Because it's obvious when they write stuff like "I first saw this movie at the drive-in in pasadena summer of '71 with my future wife"

yeah I wonder why

This! You're on to something here. I see it also in the overblown facial expressions you see on characters in Pixar type movies. Incongruent combinations of eyebrow movement and smirks and just faces people don't make IRL. And a whole generation of little kids grew up with that shit and now they preen in front of their selfie lens and make these stupid faces in their vertical videos.
I've seen this cycle of fakeness. It's so discouraging. And even though I'm an old man in his forties, I see people my age and older falling into this as if they didn't grow up in the real world with me. As if they're just stuck with these ways. I reject it. And if that makes me some sort of outcast to zoomers, good. lol
I'll keep reading books, rocking the flip phone, and sitting down to my computer when I want to go online like now. I feel like I have a more pure life when I can disconnect from online nonsense most of the time in a world where people never really leave it.

No. The types of people who make reaction videos are retards who stare at their phones all the time or they wouldn't be in that racket. The only time they aren't buried in their retard phone are when they're being a retard "reacting" for your pathetic enjoyment.

Kristen cleavage somehow gets bigger every video

Wow anon you are very smart

Well, I highly doubt that those types of comments are typical of reaction videos. There must be some but there's no way it's the majority. And if they are that old they're just retarded. It's mostly young people but ALL retarded people watching reaction videos. End of story.

She's put on weight in recent years but they were always pretty big

I'm not even a big tits guy but they're fucking hypnotic I can't lie

I have taste in that I don't watch people watching things. I suppose that makes me smartER than someone who does. If you're a zoomer though you just don't know any better. I more blame your parents for not better guiding you.

Exactly - it's harmless and soothing.

Just a nice, pleasing, painless way for your defective genes to be gently ushered into the genetic wastepile without hurting anyone on your way out.

walks in public like that

What was her previous Vegas job

lol, that's both hilarious and sad. And also true. God help these people.

seething

It's like watching a movie you like with friends who are not retards and stare at their phones all the time.

This. These women (and black men) are paid to pay attention to the plots of movies (and still manage to fail)

Pathetic virgins watch them to feel connected to an attractive but attainable stranger

And how can you know by the comments that someone was born between 1942 and 1964?

Stupid zoomer

Talks like she always has a sore throat

The joke being current society is extremely dysgenic. Long-term is pure Babylonian chaos, the exact opposite of that fairy tale.

Why do you know that?

This bitch is so hot but also a fucking maniac

when the boomers stop watching because they find out about your boyfriends

Is it really that different from coming here and asking strangers what they thought of a movie or show? You're still looking for opinions from people you don’t know. Whether you're watching someone react on stream or reading replies to your post, it's all just different ways of consuming media socially.
Only real difference is one’s more passive, one’s more interactive. If you're gonna call one sad, at least be honest that you're doing a slightly different version of the same thing.

Black reactors >>> other reactors >>> women reactors

Blacks usually have the best reactions
Other reactors usually watch the movie before the reaction
Like fuck I'm giving women views

i have ears nigga

that brief period of reactors watching bollywood shit was so ass.Such obvious pandering

Is it really that different from coming here and asking strangers what they thought of a movie or show?

It is different, because we are based and they are cringe.

REACTING TO EXTREMELY POPULAR THING FOR THE FIRST WOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS

I like to pretend she is my gf and we are watching kino in bed while sharing snacks (then sex later).

Can't get a read on her,she doesn't let viewers in like some others,i can tell the two serbian lesbians are kinda chill to hang out and that Cassie is some ex mormon soccer mom by just watching her.Can't get a read on Vkunny

more like laughing. You're dumb enough to watch it you have my condolences.

(then sex later)

Sounds like the perfect pipeline for an extreme GFE ASMR OF

lonely men watch women watch movies that men like
similar to ASMR
friendship/girlfriend simulator

I know what a boomer actually is and this makes me stupid? Or a zoomer? You're all kinds of wrong. Go back to bed.

What a strange "reaction face". Do any of you find that natural and want to see more? Why would anyone have a video of one of these weird performers saved?

12 Monkeys yesterday

LET'S GO BOYS

they're the best

ads are ads
and jeets love white women
she knows her audience
just hope she's smart enough to never go to India

Indeed. Movie reaction, followed by JOI dildo ride, then ASMR.

that's not what accelerationism is

She's a psycho manipulative whore cunt who fakes crying and got exposed by her simp nice guy former editor for having a fucked up toxic relationship, not only has a boyfriend but she cheated on him.

She's also hitting the wall hard. The Polish babushka genes kicking in hard.

I respect it, I won't judge you for watching super hero slop.

talking about rational behavior on here

No. I really don't care about the opinions of the retards here. Just look at them. Look at YOU. I come here to blow off steam and feel superior to young and ignorant incels. And that's easy to do here. Especially on this board. Even when I'm outnumbered by phoneposting, two sentence, no punctuation zoomer faggots, I still see myself destroying their idiotic takes. And I know other smug people are enjoying it too.
Even in this thread there is a slight majority here who seem to be defending reaction videos, yet I know I am right and making good points for why it's a low form of entertainment. My participation here is almost entirely for me. If it makes you feel dumb it's just a bonus. But you're not going to out argue me. You won't convince me it's not gay to spend your time watching it.

My favorite niggers on the internet right now.

I'm so excited for Jen to get to the good seasons of DS9.

So you watch it? With your ears?

Yeah, there's no way they're really doing it unprepared. You know they watch it ahead of time and plan out where they're going to "react spontaneously" and how. But it's not something where that's acceptable like say MST3K. It's just pathetic and sad. If you know this it's even more reprehensible to admit you watch reaction videos. If you don't know it you're still an idiot for both watching what you think is a real reaction and for not figuring out that it's not sincere and live and real.

Yeah, that's the other lame part. They have absolutely no shame about their lack of media literacy.
Seriously? You've never seen THAT? And you're going to not even watch it for real? You're going to light yourself and watch it on cam? How much real attention are you paying the movie when you're making a video of yourself?
It's so fucking fake. And not in the 'pro wrestling, we all know it's fake' way.

My extremely limited experience with Polish women is they're fucking psychos. I assume the good ones stayed in Poland.

Perma lonely people desperately searching for anything remotely resembling the human experience

1. You get to rewatch the best moments of whatever tv show or movie their watching
2. Friend simulator. You ever want to recommend a show or movie to a friend? Or show them cool clips of shit? That's basically react content.
3. Sometimes they're hot and I have a thing where I like watching hot girls cry and lots of TV/Movies make them cry.
4. They usually discuss/review whatever and there's some value in that

Mostly 3 though.

You respect reaction videos? That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read here. I guess you don't understand what's really happening nor are you mature enough to know better.

I don't watch super hero slop either. Why would I be shitting on some stupid shit like reaction videos if I was also a fan of comic book shit? I'm clearly a sophisticated, educated, mature person. A true "normie", but only in the good ways and not any of the bad. A superior intellect. You should be so lucky I've dropped by to shit on you.

Why do you have that though? That's strange of you.

You're a virgin. An adult virgin. Wow.

read brad pitt is not likeable in 12 monkeys

What? He's the best character.

terrible acting

needing to chat to explain or prompt them

not so subtle resentment at having to do it as a job

lying about first time watch

"predicting" what happens next to try and look smart

sinking into depression over the course of the channel

It's funny when the editor leaves in bit like

checking phone in video

reactor snaps at other reactor

I can't, because I don't understand the appeal of them either.

PUT SHAUN OF THE DEAD BACK ON YOU BITCH!!!YOU WILL LIKE MY RECOMMENDATION ITS A GOOD BRITISH COMEDY ZOMBIE MOVIE YOU FUCKWIT!!!!

N-no, they are based and trad

Yeah she walled hard

I can't believe you had to watch reaction videos in order to learn they are that bad. I had no idea because I'll never watch one. Reading this I think it's even more insane that anyone ever would. Of course they'd "predict" stuff! Damn, it's so much worse than I'd even imagined. And yet people fall for it? Or even know these things and yet continue to watch?? WTF

the editor

You can't convince me these are teams of people. Youtube is just the guy in his living room in front of his funko pops doing it all himself. There aren't production companies making youtube videos.

kek

Anon Babble is a nationalist-Catholic website.

....what's the difference?

Someone get this hot head outta here.

It's for when you want to watch a movie in half the runtime.

Music reaction channels are as bad if not worse.

This, they're friend simulators

They shouldn't let them use footage. They should crack down with copyright lawyers and end this silly charade so it no longer exists.

Unrequited willfully unacknowledged one-sided lesbian love spanning a decade is a hell of a drug.

Yes. No matter what the person is "reacting to", it's all staged and insincere. You're watching a performance, a bad one, of someone pretending to watch a movie you've already seen. Nothing more insane.

this. Also seeing how you felt when you were watching a show or an awesome scene for the first time feels nice.

young people wouldn't be telling every movie reaction channel to watch 80's action movies and original trilogy star wars
it's boomers

Nothing more insane.

There are definitely far more insane things and things worth caring about than this, Anon. You just get this worked up because you have autism.

Music and movie channels all start out by reacting to the most famous, highly-acclaimed media that has been around for decades. It's hard to believe they've truly never heard/seen any of it.

gasping and putting your hand over your mouth

I do that tho. It's not our fault that you have a robotic reaction to things friendo.

You clearly got duped at one point and fell for a faker you thought was genuine, and now you're bitter.

I don't have autism.

One of Cassie's paypigs needs to get her to watch picrel

You're sperging out and trying to be the hero of the thread. "Only I know the truth, follow me and see the light."

No you don't. And if you do it's a learned behavior from growing up watching reaction videos. it's not your fault you're a retard. You were born into it.

No, I don't watch them. They're all fake. The very notion of it is fake. All reality shows are also fake. The whole social media, living online in your own bubble of limelight thing is fake. Modern online life is fake. You don't know that because you live here. You live in this online world more than you interact with real live humans in the same space. So you can't see what I do.

Its up!!
REACTION! 28 Years Later Trailer #2 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson Movie 2025
youtube.com/watch?v=5WShi_ApR6s

It's not my thread. OP knows the truth. Most people here do. Even you must. I refuse to accept that people are so dumb they watch reactionshit with no awareness that it's a performance. I accept that they got trapped into some shitty way of experiencing movies and social interaction, but not that they really think it's genuine. But I always overestimate everyone. People are far stupider than I give them credit for. Just look at everyone in here who's not shitting on reaction videos. Look at its defenders. What happened to the world?
But yeah, I'm also a guy who gets mad when people post anime here on unrelated threads outside the containment boards, so I know I'm in a land of people I don't understand or approve of. I guess I'm just the real world of normal people stopping in to remind you this shit is not normal. I am aware that you're proud of being not normal. But it's acceptance because you wish you were.

No, actually. Sometimes, sure, but shut-ins like you simply cannot evaluate human behavior because no one wants to interact with you, so you defensively dismiss it as insincere.

Look at the absolute state of you. JUST. Just shrieking so hard you've shit yourself raw and bloody about something innocuous that you could just as easily ignore, feeling this murderous wrath toward something as meaningless as a chick watching television.

You could just ignore it, but you can't stand the fact that that chick will care more about a TV show than she ever will about you.

That guy is real? The crying guy? And you've been awaiting his "content"?

Just kill yourself. You're the lowest of the low. Your parents would be ashamed.

I highly recommend the video of her watching the Cowboy Bebop episode "Speak Like a Child" The scene at the end where Faye Watches a video of herself and can't remember or even imagine being the innocent child she used to be evokes straight up whore's regret tears in VKunia. Peak fucking reactkino.

Yes I do, how the fuck do you know how I react dumbass are you watching me with a hidden camera you fucking pervert.

growing up watching reaction videos

wtf are you talking about I'm 35 years old and I just knew reaction channels 2 years ago.

That is some impressive schadenfreude anon

emotional transfer

you might as well call watching a movie or tv show friend simulation

streamable.com/w0fym7?t=2859

Much better than v-whoria.

I refuse to accept that people are so dumb they watch reactionshit with no awareness that it's a performance

stopped reading right there. you are 100% clueless

I'm not a shut-in. I'm a social person with a job and a family and friends. I come here to marvel at the spectacle that is incels and bitter, ignorant young men.
I was a bit of a weirdo 15 years ago when I started posting here, but I left and achieved and now I stop by in my free time to see what the crazies are saying. The worst and dumbest people swarmed to this site over the last decade. The extremism and schizophrenia that's posted here daily would astonish most of the people in my life.
That's why reaction videos and vertical video social media shit is so fake to me; precisely because I am always evaluating human behavior. IN PERSON, not watching people on phones and recording themselves for views and clicks and likes.
Look at the state of YOU. You're eating this shit up and thinking it represents reality. You need to get offline.
It's not meaningless. You've added a middleman between you and a movie. You're watching someone watch something. It's a sign of devolution or something. A dumbing down.

I don't care what some 'chick' thinks about a TV show or me. Just my wife. And she has taste. In fact, she directly watches the movie or show herself like a normal person. And it doesn't do anything for us to see someone "reacting" to things.
Something is missing in you people. Just like something is lost when you watch a movie on your phone riding in a car. You may justify it to yourself and argue for why it's convenient or I'm some stodgy old coot for looking down on what you can do, but you KNOW you're fucking up. Just like with this.

It's a nice way for me to rewatch the best parts of movies/shows without actually sitting through entire episodes again.

mommy

Wow, that's even more pathetic. What's your background, education, where do you live?
35 year olds gasp and cover their mouths and watch reaction videos? I must know what your life is like to make you into such a colossal faggot.

there was a week where i was getting drunk and watching old music videos so naturally id see a lot of these reaction videos in my feed. i watched a bunch one day and was expecting some over the top acting, but really there was very little commentary. some people did analysis and review but outside of that i dont understand the point
you cant even really listen to the song because they need to pause or rewind every 30 seconds since its on jewtube

People want to see cutties reacting. Is that simple. A new flavour of simpin'.

total simp death

In that it's a performance or that people think it's not? What side are you on?

What's your background, education, where do you live?

Jesus Christ you're an actual pervert lmao

Her husband's the most annoying piece of shit I've ever seen, but damn she's pretty.

explain all of the black men channels then

Groomers hate anonymity

I am always evaluating human behavior. IN PERSON

Looking kind of walled there but since I first encountered her YEARS ago I thought she's literally discount Elizabeth Olsen.

Are you serious? You think I'm asking your address so I can visit you? No, I'm asking what part of the world (not USA I'm guessing) and how dumb are you.
You're really stupid for 35. We're starting to get somewhere.
This is all about me (and OP and other mature adults here) understanding why anyone watches this shit. You giving me some background may help us learn where you went wrong; how to prevent our own kids from falling into your hole of despair.

When you watch a movie you're not gasping and putting your hand over your mouth as if you can't believe what you're seeing

I do this and I watch movies by myself with no camera recording me.

you just know a mfer has no life when he's wall posting in a basket weaving forum.

how to prevent our own kids from falling into your hole

Traditional community, so you can't do much unless they aren't born yet.

I enjoy having seen the films themselves on my own and its nice to see other people's opinion of them as well,

kek lying seething faggot
shriek harder and change ya draws

you're unhinged bro take it easy.

She still looks good to me.

reactors are different by personality. some are not show people. some are obviously fake in real life like vkunia or mary cherry. when a movie is captivating you get a genuine reaction even out of fake reactors because they've been sucked in by the story
in fact reaction videos are good training grounds for who is faking what and when

God I wanna hate fuck her and make her my faithful wife

I think he's just projecting his personal autism. He doesn't realize that a lot of people do genuinely get that engaged while watching movies.

You're wasting your time unless you're some psychologist watching to learn from abnormal narcissistic behavior or something.
No matter what interesting things you may have uncovered, you're dropping names and you're familiar with this shit. You're deep in. I pity you.

mary cherry

Can't stand her. Her Full Metal Jacket reaction immediately turned me off.

Fpbp
But at this point of hate all reactors too

let me know when the seinfeld/south park arc is over

Jesus H Christ. This takes the cake! You've brought tranime and reaction videos together. Add in the worship of some unattainable female (and the cartoon one you wanna fuck, how meta!) and it's like an incel trifecta! LOLOL
You win for the most virgin post ITT.

She has a nice waist.

some unattainable female

I think if it was about that he'd pick someone better looking

This nigga still seething

When you know you're on camera making a video people will see, you're not truly engaged. They KNOW they're "reacting" and they know that can't just look like a person watching a movie in the dark. So you're watching a performance. How can you reconcile that? That ought to disgust you. Yet you flock to it, you get excited. Probably have some computer thing that notifies you when there's more from your fave 'reactor'. You're HELPING this be a fucking paying job, you know. You're supporting an industry that should not be.

They're all unattainable for incels, but someone with a channel people watch is unattainable for most everyone no matter how attractive they may be. You can't tell me randumb Anon Babble anon has a shot with any of these reactor bitches.

Better than Hollywood at this point-did you see the Oscars?

Only because of their perceived inflated worth though ecelebrity. Their looksmatch is beat

the couple in you, me and the movies hate each other
it's like a human trafficking network is forcing a brother and sister to pose as a couple and make reaction videos for the rest of their lives

But Hollywood makes the shit they watch! You've lost me.
And I did not watch the Oscars. I like MOVIES. Not the bullshit self-serving celebration of them by the industry. And especially not someone with a webcam watching it for me.
You think you've found some elevated form of entertainment? You're off your rocker. Hope you wake up someday. I hope there's an EMP to save all of you internet social media obsessed nutcases from yourselves.

This is almost as funny as the Shaun of the Dead meltdown

This seething boomer anon might have a chance with one of them.

Yet you watch. I don't understand this.

For such a smart, enlightened, above it all guy, you're a real retard. No one here cares that you don't like react channels and you still can't let it go. Your opinion means nothing, you're not going to "save" anyone. Hide the thread and enjoy your normal, well-adjusted life you claim to have.

what kind of videos does she do?

I'm better than you.

Sex

t.

and you probably never will
i don't understand why you seethe about other people's interests

whimsory is the only channel worth watching

What's she "reacting to" here? You fucking sad simps.

She's so weird but I love her. An awkward mouse girl that would be fun to hang out with.

Have you read the fucking OP? This is not a thread celebrating how great and entertaining these so-called reaction videos are. It's a thread questioning why they even exist at all.

Maybe you're in the wrong place.

No, none are. And you're going to stop watching this shit starting now.

You can tell she's legit because she keeps making those long researched and pre-written reviews at the end of the videos nobody even watches

My wife...

Simple. There are no good movies being made anymore, so all we have is reactions to old ones.

she's practically 40 herself

It's a thread questioning why they even exist at all.

"Help me understand"

You're legitimately stupid, like actually unintelligent. Everyone in this thread except the autistic is posting their favorite reactors and explaining why they like them to better their understanding.

Zoomers have no way to know what they should be feeling or thinking so they need to watch a tutorial for all of them

I just watched another reaction video.

She is insanely cute just wish she had an ig
I think she was going to film school but I really don't know or care. I just enjoy we get two whimsory fits per video

And no one is swayed into your zoomer retardation hobby. Not a single person will read any of the thread and think that this is a good idea or something they may enjoy. But there's a good chance someone was shamed into watching movies directly. Plenty were made aware that these people are not actually reacting but simply "acting". And I've inspired them to maybe unplug and read a book and go out and talk to a girl. This is my fantasy and it's still more entertaining to me than watching someone watching a movie you've seen is to you. Checkmate, dumbdumb.

You're wasting your time

you can apply that to watching movies, tv shows, playing games, posting on Anon Babble. fuck off

It's right to consider this genre an insult to one's intelligence

you're just begging for attention but unlike reactors you have nothing worthwhile to command it

We know they all do OF
but how many do hardcore?

No. You derive more enjoyment and purer appreciation when you play that game or watch that movie YOURSELF. That's undeniable.
You're getting less for your time by watching a watcher do a little show for you than you'd get by watching a new movie for the first time. You cannot argue with that logic. Just accept that you'd rather waste your time because you're missing some personal interaction in your life and that reaction shit fills it for you. You only like shit like that because you're lonely. Admit that and I will leave. Just admit you're LESSER than people who don't watch reaction videos. Or that your reasoning for watching them is your inability to form real relationships with others.
Just be honest here. Stop trying to rationalize something so pointless and dumb. I don't care that twitch is a thing and reaction videos have a following. Everyone involved is of lower quality than those who make their own art or at least just enjoy the art directly. Don't you get it??? What are you, early twenties? No wonder you don't understand the world. You've not lived long or experienced a non-digital existence. Have you even fucked? Ever?

Anon Babble badly needs IDs so we can filter out deranged autists.

You called reactors worthwhile. Do you have any self-awareness at all?

You could have saved her

i would reiterate it but i wont repeat myself for you
i dont give a shit about your worthless opinion of me

Like people who like reaction vids. But no, we don't want any kind of censorship here. Here in the land where reddit is bad. They do that. We don't. We don't silence anyone.

I hope Riley is doing ok

You're worthless.

None,actually most don't do OF or did but quit,the hype for OF isn't as big as it was a few years ago.
The girls from the homies channel still do it tho

Maple does anal

No one who drinks from the bottle is okay, anon

Out with this, bring back are Doug

No one who "reacts" is either.

I like seeing how people react to media I like. That's the same reason you show your favorite movie to your loved ones.

Countdown till Jaby betrays Achara with Kristen?

The most boring tame crap
Not a single tit between the four of them

Only they don't love you, or know you, or communicate with you

it's so fucking obvious that faggot she watches GOT with has seen GOT or knows all the storybeats/spoilers already at the very least

I wish Arianna had a solo channel.

I remember Screenslurp because the girl looked like she had a incredibly fake tan and later i learned the bf cheated on her

But it's NOT REAL.
Your loved ones aren't putting on a show for you. You're deluding yourself if you think you're getting sincere reactions on these channels. Come on now!
Why do you even care what other people think? Why does everyone now measure themselves against others and check to make sure they're conforming? Fucking sheep

Maple was thicc when started gaining weight, but she's just fat now.

Count how many times those two tards say "like" in one sentence, your head will spin

This is sad, though

rare ASMR: kids actually used to trick or treat like this in the 90's. Watch them react!

Tfw there were no trick or treaters here last year :(

Dude, fuck off. No one cares. Yeah it's all fake, who gives a shit. This is really personal to you for some reason. Why do you need so badly for people to stop watching reaction channels? What stake do you have in this?

This all got started with that red wedding shit didn't it? It was clickbait ten years ago and now they've built an industry by and FOR retards. LOL, unbelievable. What a future I've lived to witness.
I'd rather live in Idiocracy. People were dumb and watched Ow, My Balls! but at least they went outside and went on adventures. And they watched Balls directly.

Same here, not many of them anymore

Yeah,it's funny that they are all bottom heavy,Ellie the one with the biggest ass.

I liked Michelle until some cunt said she looks like a thalmor agent, can't unsee

Yea she went full gluttony mode

Keeps looking to the side every like someone is pointing a gun at her

So damn annoying

Just ignore him man.

someone faking their reactions

A well crafted fake is better than a real one.

At least Asians still fat shame their kids

still skinnier than my gf
kill me

Respect for my fellow man I guess. It's just concerning to me. It's insulting. I want more for my Anon Babble brothers. I am doing this because I care, believe it or not.
I see my nephews doing shit like this and I'm worried for my own kids. They aren't old enough to have screens and may never get them. I don't know how to raise them in this nonsensical, disconnected-yet-always-connected world. This just gets worse and worse.
I'm aware. I'm sure I seem like the old ladies outraged by rock-and-roll or something from 80 years ago. To a young person who watches play alongs and shit I'm yelling at birds from my porch.
But the internet used to be special. Even Anon Babble used to be special. And now there are grown ass adults watching people younger than them act all shocked on camera watching shows and I am beside myself with disbelief. And watching a minute or two of a few of these videos just to make sure convinced me. It's like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Yet I'm sure if anyone in my world has heard of this shit they think exactly what I do of it. I'm here to keep tabs on what the fringes of internet society are doing and saying and thinking and this all horrifies me.

flatso

hate to see it

Her tits are getting huge now that she's preggo.

So you're aware it's a sham. I guess I can sort of understand that then. You're watching knowing you're watching a performance. It's still not for me, but you make a helluva lot more sense than people who "genuinely feel they're sharing an experience with someone they care about" and all that shit. Fucking nonsense. The only way I could possibly engage with reaction shit is if I were dissecting it to expose it or ridicule those doing it. But then I'd still be spending my time watching them, so I'd feel like I was losing something.

lol,but i find her pretty in a eastern european brute kind of way

Based not giving screens to your kids. The thing that concerns me is: how do you keep them away from this filth without handicapping them socially

For me it's the insane comments on Patreon

I dont even know her name, thats how much I care about her, but she has a good editor that manages to retain the plot of movies so that I can watch her video for 40 minutes instead of wasting 2+ hours on a movie I dont really want to see but probably should due to cultural relevance.
And I know her editor is good, because I tried her videos out on movies that I have seen. But reaction channels are for morons yes, its parasocial retardation

Redpills you

Natalie is everything I hate in a woman and that makes her incredibly hot for some reason.

respect

insults everybody in this thread

Just be honest dude you're only here to feed your own ego.

it's a woman

Gettin' crazy out there

tried to buy a hedghog

Why?

When you fuck a blow up doll you know that it's fake, but you put that to the back of your head and make yourself believe it's a real woman for the moment

I thought the thumbnail was shoeonhead. Come to think of it, I'm surprised more regular egirls don't do this.

For me it's because she looks like Abbey Maley

Your respect doesn't mean as much as you think it does. You've already proven yourself to be a condescending asshole with an autistic inability to understand why other people might like something you don't. Nothing you say, think, feel, or do matters to anyone here. For all of your talk about wasted time watching fake reactions, you've spent an hour futilely arguing with faceless anons. You're a moron or a hypocrite, take your pick.

Can I do this as a vtuber and make bank? Just keep random people company and comfy, consooming kinos and vidyas?

Easy, just keep them around good people who are aware of the traps. I know some teens who don't go for all that shit. There are artsy, really bright kids who are socially healthy and yet have very little online presence. The interest is always there, but not always to participate. Everyone USES the internet. I'm using it now. But I don't have a smartphone as my daily carry. I don't go in public and be on my fucking phone. I don't take it out at dinner or in waiting rooms. I'm the guy that makes conversation with you in the elevator. And most people like me; I'm a people person. So all this is so concerning to be because guys like me are a fucking THREAT to guys who hang out here. I mean when we meet IRL. I like eye contact and a firm handshake and all that. These things have gotten me far in the world. But my world seems to be shrinking and this one growing. Wasn't even sure I wanted kids in this world. It'll work out. They won't be handicapped with parents like us. I learned to be a social animal from my dad and I will pass that on myself.

She ruined herself with the implants.

The bubble is bursting

My lesbo-wives.

bruh...

Holy fuck, this makes it all worth it!!! THIS is why I'm still here. Someone will defend this here!! I'm excited all over again in my hatred of reactions.

The market is pretty much saturated at this point. There are hundreds of these channels and most get fuck all views, even if it's a hot girl doing it. A tranny hiding behind a cartoon avatar is unlikely to buck the trend.

The brown one is a lesbian in love with the light one (who is straight and doesn't know/ignores the brown one's futile dyke lust for her and just wants to be friends).

These people make their own videos. They don't make money to hire editors. LOL

wonder how much larry charges per facial

They already do, it's called "watchalong" if you want to search the vtuber version.
If you find a nerd and steal his research you might put a better quality product rather than just a dumb girl experience, but you probably need to be featured or guested somewhere

The brown one got married a while back. You can see her ring in any recent video. She also took a vacation with her husband recently and the other one was complaining about having to wait to watch more Sopranos.

That too. But I do wish you'd get your shit together. You could be watching so much "kino" as you call it. It would be so much more "based" than fucking reaction videos. Treat it like a recovering alcoholic: "Just for Today I will watch a movie I've never seen instead of a reaction vid. Tomorrow I may return to reactions, but for TODAY I will watch things myself."
lol

The one on the right is crazy pussy focused, she must make her eat her box constantly.

woman

bruh

I'm not your bro

You're alright. I'm just glad there's awareness that it's a doll. I'm seeing a lot of people ITT basically saying that there's nothing wrong with fucking the doll. It's just as good as real sex with a woman and how dare I come in here where everyone fucks dolls and disparage doll-fucking? LOL

Black reactors attract a very wide and diverse audience

Still the wildest thing a reaction channel has ever done

If you don't watch reaction videos, you're a huge loser

These are my real reactions to you fools so I'm not a hypocrite. I've dunked on retards for that hour so it was well spent. Far better than watching reaction videos. Far better than defending reaction videos. I will never not feel that the morons here are the ones on a movie forum and would rather watch reaction vids when they could be consuming more movies.

wth she became such a pig

This is fucking pathetic.

mommy, I wanna be an influencer!!

you can be anything you want!!

erm… why not just go to the movies and experience this in real life?

when I got to the names

I'm fucking dying, holy shit.

mad because people are enjoying my authentic virtual reactions

Relax, wokie libtard Rethuglikkkan, it's just entertainment

No wonder people here follow this shit. Bitter incel vibes.

No singles policy in my area (Virginia)

Good, it's going to limit and die. I can have peace again.

wtf, is this a real thing?

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE
I'M POGGING WITH BERNICE

does anyone remember these two? i miss them so much.

underrated post

Of course not. Unless you make crystals in your tub or tried System32 or believe in penis measuring day.
It's some sort of incel joke around here where they can "ironically joke" that they don't go out because you have to be a couple to do things in public now. Which of course conflicts with the notion that everyone is lonely because "chad" is the only one boning everyone. He can't fill those theaters all by himself though.

Seriously, where the HELL are the Downfall reactions? I want cute girls learning Steiner's counterattack is not coming through.

other anon's instinct is to do something happy

your instinct is to do something angry

keep telling yourself you are in a better state mentally

i like spilling the milk, sorta stupid, and cinema gek
women are not funny, entertaining, or insightful. why waste your time watching them consoom kinos?

Paying to sit in a theatre alone and be surrounded by people who actually there with someone is infinitely worse then being alone at home. All that does is magnify how isolated you are.

In fairness, I feel uncomfortable around certain single male patrons, especially if they seem shifty (homeless people who spend $20 for somewhere to go until the shelter opens for the night etc)

No, my intellect is hell. I honestly envy truly retarded ppl. The mentally handicapped have a blissful existence. I wish I could make myself happy through delusion but I can't. Same reason I can't enjoy the comfort of religion. Just can't get past the lack of logic, even knowing I'd be happier if only I believed.
Brains are a curse. You can never truly be happy when you see so many people to help correct.