Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the new James Bond 100%

Aaron Taylor-Johnson just signed a global ambassador deal with Omega. It's done. Official announcement imminent. He's had the role secured since nailing a screen test back in 2022 after Bullet Train released. He's the first new Bond in exactly 20 years.

what has he even been in that was successful besides kickass?

Admiring actors is the biggest ruse our culture has pulled. Admiring not real men, but fake ones. Fake heros, fake legends, fake everything.

Avengers, Godzilla, Outlaw King and Bullet Train. He's also in 28 Years Later. He also won a Golden Globe for Best Actor. He won the role back in 2022.

James Bond with a wife like that...

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He is fucking boring

The Architect was also married to a woman older than him. What he does in his private life could not matter less.

She genuinely groomed him.

Overdramatic nonsense. He was a young up and coming actor and she was a veteran director with connections. Do the math.

"Name is Bond, Joshua Bond"

Are you Aaron?

You don't have to be a good actor to be Bond. In fact it's actively detrimental.

I wish. Point is, he just used her to get ahead. The same year he got married to her, he also had his break out role in Kick-Ass. Like nearly all relationships in Hollywood, it's a give-and-take business arrangement. Nothing serious.

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That's true and not true. Ideally, you get someone who IS Bond in the flesh and just have him talk and move in front of the camera but it also takes immense effort to be Bond. Look up audition tapes by younger actors for Bond reciting dialogue from GoldenEye. They're so off the mark, it's crazy. Then watch how Pierce talks in an interview, even. Worlds apart. I think Aaron is a great choice for a 2020's-set younger Bond. I'm certain he'll be a Moore/Brosnan type of Bond.

Too Jewish. It will flop.

All these maneuvers and deals. 1000 krabby patties VS Spongebob reading a spy novel and thinking it would make a good movie.

She can play M.

Bondstein

Franchise is officially dead, no movies from here on out are canon

His great great grandfather was the only Jew in his family lineage. He's a white man.

One drop, Moshe

There's no drop after a good 4 generations of English blood.

Looks ok, atleast he's not an old man. I had a feeling it was gonna be Eddie Redmayne, he probably did Day of the Jackal as an audition for Bond, but I guess there's too much baggage on that fag.

Eddie Redmayne as Bond

What drugs are you on?

Source?

i think he'd be a great Bond, loved him in Bullet Train

Doesn't matter if they continue with the woke garbage anyway

Life. Eddie Redmayne was considered for Bond. Not like it matters, Britoids are a bunch of faggots and can't write a script to save their life anyway.

theyve been unsuccessfully trying to push this granny fucker for over a decade now, let it go pal

Amazon owns Bond now so it's gonna be even more woke than before

Of course they wouldn't have the balls to make Bond black or a woman. That would single handedly turn even the most fluoride laced NPC into a Anon Babble user.

The tide is changing, anon. Jennifer Salke, the most woke bitch in Hollywood by far, was fired from Amazon and they're shifting their big prestige content to male-appealing due to the success of Reacher and The Terminal List (their biggest shows by viewership, not Fallout or The Boys) which are all in the same vein as Bomd.

Would it be like Reacher Season 1 or more like Season 2 or worse, Season 3?

Given they fired Salke just so she wouldn't go near Bond, I think Amazon knows they can't fuck up Bond with nonsense. Expect a very un-woke but safe and generic movie.

I wonder why Jack Ryan didn't take off like Terminal List, John Krasinsky too ugly? I haven't watched it either specifically because of him, he annoyed the hell out of in The Office.

Reacher and Terminal List have larger viewer numbers than Fallout and The Boys? Shows you there's a market for it. I am optimistic about how Amazon will go about it. The way they shit on LOTR doesn't inspire confidence and I have seen news of Amazon wanted spinoff series for Bond, don't know if that's true, but that's gay. We don't need a Moneypenny series.

he annoyed the hell out of in The Office.

he annoyed the hell out of me in The Office.

Pretty much. Also, it's woke as hell. It portrays French people thinking their country is too overrun by immigrants which it is to be wrong and evil and a Muslim ghetto black from Detroit threatening violence because of that is righteous. Also, John Krasinski is a joke and always will be. Should've brought back Chris Pine.

By pure concrete viewership, they're the biggest shows Amazon's done. The Boys, Fallout and other crap are not. They simply have noisy fandoms and following on social media by terminally online losers. Real, normal people just watch shows and move on with their life until a new batch of episodes releases. Social media is the last place to indicate actual popularity from.

Moneypenny spinoff

Rest easy, anon. The bitch who suggested the spinoffs was fired and that never went past the idea stage so Bond is safe. David Heyman and Amy Pascal will keep Bond a movie franchise strictly.

Is there ANY chance that this is a coincidence?

Isn't Amy Pascal the bitch that almost bankrupted Sony's movie division, or was she just trolling to get a payout?

Positively 0 percent. He's the new Bond. They even had him pose for a photo and made an announcement about it on their site and socials. Which they don't do with other celebrities. It's 100% that he's the new James Bond. Pretty much official.

If you follow her work on Bond during the early Craig era, you'd know we're in safe hands. Just because she made bad calls on other franchises doesn't mean she's always getting it wrong. As far as Bond is concerned, her track record is great.

the name is Ass. Kick-Ass.

We can't replace white with blacks or brown anymore, too much money lost

Ok, put jews then

Surely a cohencidence

Johnson is Jewish

and no more James Bond movies for me

Why didn't they cast Cavill then?

Jason Isaacs is Jewish and I would have been on board had he been cast when he was age appropriate. Ethnicity is the least of ATJ's problems.

roided out jew

good now he can leave his haggard ass old groomer wife

I remember Isaacs telling us how great Star Trek Discovery was when he was in it for half a season.
Liar liar pants on fire

Funnily enough, Redmayne is also an Omega ambassador. As is Jonathan Bailey. Gives me half a glimmer of hope it might not be in the bag, but it's a huge sponsorship and unfortunately one I don't think he would have been offered without a connection to the role.

That's just how contracts work. Every shit movie or show has had cast members glowing about it in interviews because that's their job. Can't really single him out.

It's in the bag. The timing leaves no doubt. Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the next James Bond.

Will you promise to stop shitting up bond threads either way?

based hag destroyer

wasnt he in the bond mini series too with the nog?

he was in that bond related mini series to with the nog from NTTD

sorry double posted

Day of the Jackal is unrelated to Bond aside from a couple of casting crossovers

God he looks insufferable

Reacher is comically woke

Redmayne would make a good Bond villain. Anyone remember Jupiter Ascending? He was the villain in that and he was the best part of it because he must've realized the movie was total trash so he just hammed it up. His scenes were basically the only good ones now I think about it jesus that Milo Kunis chick was fucking terrible in that what were those Wackachuckakowski trannies even thinking.

too old

I liked him in Nocturnal Animals but that's all I know him from

dont make him bi dont make him bi dont make him bi dont make him bi dont make him bi dont make him bi

You're sooo smart for pointing out that an actor is jewish

He's too old now and starting to show it. Need a new young hot dude they can use for 20 more years.

be 9/10

marry a HAGRAVEN

I really wish brain transplants were real so that body could go to some 0/10 leprocy addled fuck who's never been loved before, rather than waste it like this

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I can, and I will
Can't be bothered to look for the interview, but he was extra antagonistic about it

You really should learn to decipher the squiggly lines to the right of the pictures.

He's a faggot you retards