First time movie boners

For me, it's Linda Kozlowski from Crocodile Dundee.

Imagine a fairly tame family like movie having one hot scene like this. Pussy ass gay ass parents these days would be having a fit. I remember 9 or 10 year old me straight up trying to hide my boner seeing this with the family, and I never even gotten a boner before I just somehow knew to cover it.

Fuck yeah. Same first time boners memory for me

Doesn't having the same boner memory as another dude make you gay? you guys are gay lol

for me it was the episode of Caillou where his mom transforms into a dragon

For me it was Sharon Stone wearing those tan shorts in Solomon's Mines.

Jessica Biel in Summer Catch

lol

Did you also become a baseball fan for a little while?

For me it was the first Spidey movie

It was either the knowledge that Ariel wasn’t wearing anything from the waist down on the beach in Little Mermaid, or finding a tape that my parents had recorded “Sheena, Queen of the Jungle” on. To paraphrase the Siskel and Ebert review, it was basically an excuse to have 90 minutes of Tanya Roberts riding around on a zebra in next to nothing.

Me watching the Little Mermaid for the first time:

Herbie Fully Loaded

Probably not the first boner but definitely gave me the urge to jerk off for the first time. Changed my life

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Why tf she wears bra?!?!

Heather and Tiny Lisa Deepthroat was my favorite back then.

I hate to bring this up fellas, but it's important to be aware she toots from there

either this or the scene in the mummy where the girl kisses imhotep to distract him

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Jennifer's Body.

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Thank God that australia will soon be minority white.
Their disgusting accent must be removed from existence as soon as possible.

I turned 35 today and the only involuntary boners I've ever had were morning wood. Is this common?

what the hell is wrong with her tits?

Checked but goddamn man, I hope you didn't develop an ugly chick fetish because of it.

it's the end

Pussy ass gay ass parents these days would be having a fit.

People freaked out about celebrity nipple slips decades ago and some tried to ban harry potter books and board games for being "satanic" but yeah puritanism is defo a new concept

Im quite sure that scene is why Im so obsessed with women wearing thongs today

PURE SEXO

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Felt funny down there when I watched this for the first time.

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