Dad refuses to buy my the new iPhone

boyfriend farts in front of me and laughs about it (mega ick)

feed his dog chocolate and grapes til it dies

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

bf was gonna take me to a new restaurant in the city

get a call from him canceling, he’s blubbering about his dad being in a car accident or something

ick overload

invite his best friend instead, get Eiffel Towered by him and the waiter after dinner

BABY
TAKE ME
TO THE
FEELIN
I’LL BE YOUR SINNER IN SECRET

spend all day at home doing nothing except browse tik tok

boyfriend comes home from work and doesn't wash the 6 dishes in the sink

tell him I'm not his live-in maid and ice him out the rest of the night

PINK PONY CLUB

None of these happened. Women aren't vindictive like this

Tell my husband i want a new lixary purse for the 14x this year

its not even June

he keeps working overtime

i cheat in him with a guy from the gym because he is never home

he finds out and confronts me

i divorce him because he drove me into the arms of another man

I’M A BITCH I’M A LOVER
I’M A CHILD I’M A MOTHER

Women aren't vindictive like this

cuts you off from your old friends and >makes you spend time with me exclusively

you lose touch with them over years

breaks up with you and leaves you truly alone

IIIII’M GONNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEER

Actually my DND one happened. I was witness to it

Please say sike....

This happened to me, not fun and yes all it takes is hysterics

nice one

boyfriend helps me move across the country

he drives the uhaul full of all my belongings

i'm in front of him

i take the wrong freeway at the interchange going in the opposite direction

he calls me saying i went the wrong way

i start crying and blaming him for distracting me

i drive into a ditch and tell the cops he ran me off the road

OK, SO YOU'RE BRAD PITT
THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH

think id enjoy these threads if i knew more than one song

kek
god I hate women

bf stuttered while ordering our food in the drive thru

went and fucked his dad later that night

BABY LOVE ME CUZ I’M PLAYING ON THE RADIO

Literally all of them have happened.

What about

See thread that accurately describes my behavior

Say none of these happened and women aren't vindictive

WHAT I AM IS WHAT I AM
ARE YOU WHAT YOU ARE OR WHAT

started talking to a guy on twitter

he takes me out to a nice dinner

he is nice and has 9/10 looks

he makes mid 6 figures

my pussy is absolutely leaking

ask him how tall he is

get the ick because he says 5’11”

ditch him by saying i have to go to the bathroom but never return

block his number and ghost him

hook up with my drug dealer ex that night

CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOOA AH AH AH AR

Kek. Got ‘em.

That's because women have an inherent destructive nature that we've all culturally forgot about because they're the ones that carry children. A woman's capacity to effortlessly destroy things is hardcoded into their DNA. They destroy as naturally as water flows down hill. You find an unhinged girl (or any girl for that matter quite frankly) and are like "oh this might be fun" and you think you have every base covered in terms of her capacity to fuck you and with a form of creative genius that would put the greatest artists and inventors in history to shame, the average woman, a nobody, will dazzle you with her capacity to find gaps in your life that she can begin working on prying open and using to try to destroy you.

There is zero way that you can have experience with women and not hate them when you see this conduct repeated again and again both personally and to every male around you that has the balls to talk about it. A man provides a woman with a mansion and then has to work tirelessly to make sure this little fucking psycho with a pussy doesn't burn the whole thing down just because her nature is to destroy as a means of testing for strength. No being on this planet fits the definition of "necessary evil" so perfect as women do. And the worst part is, none of them are even aware they're doing it. Their tendency to destroy seems to flow from the same place as a man's tendency to chase novelty and border-expand.

date pulls out an HDMI cable

get the ick and force him to hang himself with it

SOMETIMES I FEEL
LIKE I'VE BEEN TIED
TO THE WHIPPING POST

inviting the girl you're fucking to a group when her loyalty to you is even remotely questionable, thus putting the entire campaign in jeopardy for the sake of your sex life

50% of the campaign is now flirting between her and the DMs self insert, nobody else in the group objects and just watches you get cucked

Playing DND with a DM who self inserts to begin with

It's fake and not even a good fake, and if it was real (which it wasn't), the group and girl were dogshit to begin with so you lost nothing of value.

I agree with about all of what you said except for:

none of them are even aware they're doing it

A lot of them are aware of their ability to belittle and destroy, they just don’t understand or care about the consequences. They are constantly storing things in their minds to use as ammunition for later. Which is why showing any emotion around women is one of the most dangerous things you can do. If you show genuine sadness about life or even a piece of art you can be sure that will come back to bite you. Recently I saw a video of a guy in his mid to late 40s reminiscing about wire on a spool and how he’s almost at the end of it after decades. His wife proceeds to belittle him and poke fun at his emotions on camera of course. As if that would never get brought up every time she’s angry.

girl at my work is engaged

strikes up a very publicly flirty friendship with a guy in the office

they eat all their meals together and have conversations for literal hours at a time in her office with the door closed

Shit was so uncomfortable, everyone knew what was going on but no one said anything

These anons have a cuckold fetish.

this, women never cheat for retarded reasons

You are writing short scenarios about your girlfriends cheating on you with your dad or your friends and sharing those stories with your friends on 4channel. People without cuckold fetishes don't do that.

I have a similar story

Buddy and I hang out at this bar

Meet a nice enough girl, buddy and her hit it off

They start hanging out

They start fucking at her place

One day she's like "oh my boyfriend is coming back, we'd better set up the drums and shit and start jamming"

Turns out the BF is totally unaware

not only that, he's engaged to her and they're getting married within the year

My friend keeps fucking her despite having a wife of his own

They agree on a policy of mutually assured destruction, he falls in love with his paramour

He comes to me to relate these problems and tells me he feels like a bad person. I say "You said it, not me" and he threatens to punch me for it, makes me laugh.

He cuts her off, she's still trying to get some

She mentions she's gonna bring her fiancee around the bar for their engagement party

I smile and ask her for the date, she gives it, I tell her I'm gonna tell her hubby what she's been up to

The color and humor visibly drains from their faces

Buddy comes around later and begs me not to tell

I laugh and tell him I'll flip a coin the day of, see how it goes

I like this dude enough that I probably won't tell, but it's funny how bipolar they are about the whole affair. One minute he's smiling about a trophy jacket he bought from her that used to be her hubby's, the next he's grappling with the immorality of the whole thing. She, meanwhile, is completely stonefaced about it. I got drunk once and made a joke about her "boytoy" leaving and she asked me if I meant her husband, and I just laughed and shook my head. She's been cold as ice to me since. Never trust a Canadian, lads. Textbook definition of the banality of evil.

Based beyond belief. Always take the opportunity to fuck with demons

you

your

stop projecting your insecurity onto others, cuck

Way to project nigger.

Anon, projecting is in writing the story in this scenario

Samefag and I don't think you know what projection is. It's a matter of objective fact that I'm not the one writing the cuckolding scenarios. But if you believe I am and you believe I'm "projecting", then you agree that the author of those posts has a cuckoldry fetish.

I wasnt involved. I was just also in the group. It's 100% all real. There was obviously more to it (they were already fighting), but I dont want the greentext to be super long.

Im not that other guy. Its just obvious what youre doing because youre brown.

Was Cruella 2 canceled?

come home early from my receptionist job

bf still isnt home

text him where are you

no response

start throwing all his shit out on the lawn

20 minutes later he texts me saying he just left work, be home soon

i start blowing up his phone with texts and calls

he says he is driving and cant talk

i set his stuff out on the lawn on fire

he pulls into the drive way just in time to see his belongings in a column of flames and smoke

he stayed late at work because he got news he is getting promoted

Say my name say my name

get home from my freshmen year and immediately have a pregnancy scare

mom and dad freak out and are threatening to cut me off

tell them its not my fault I was raped

blame it on the black guy from my psych 101 class that plays on the football team

no one believes him and he gets expelled and arrested

turns out my period was just late

CAUSE BABY IM A FIREWORK

You get used to it.
It's like being in solitary confinement with an abusive prison warder that demands to be entertained 24/7. Thankfully, they are very easily entertained, but they refuse to allow you any free time for your own interests.

This actually happened to me, minus the ditch part.

Full story in detail?

moving house is stressful. I hope you were able to show understanding.