I just need to take this boy...
I didn't come here to free slaves
Say... thats a nice boy.
god the prequels are turrible. return of the jedi isn't even that good.
star wars [a new hope], the empire stirkes back, and genndy clone wars are the only good ones
the prequels are for autistic wonder bread individuals
the sequels are for braindead consoomers
the cgi clone wars show is to just make more star wars.
the only good "le expanded universe" Star Wars shit are the Marvel Comics from the 70s because its making up shit as it goes along, based only on the first movie, and it makes it much more interesting
Seems legit to me. Go ahead and take the kid. Give him a good diddling. He's a fucking retard anyway.
whats the in-universe explanation for why they didn't even free Anakin's mother?
they just hated women
Because she was a whore. She didn't even know who the dad was!
Patrician taste, though Id specify theatrical releases or certain fan edits of the originals
pic related
Because she was a whore.
and that's a good thing
ROTJ is over-hated imo, it's definitely a lot more flawed than ANH or ESB but the good outweighs the bad
The boy is owned by a man named Jeffrey Epstein.
Am I stupid or would simply showing more human rebels doing stuff in the final ground battle have saved it, the whole ‘empire defeated by teddy bears’ disparagement seems highly significant but could of been undermined easily
Can I keep these nudes?
Definitely. The opening act in Jabba's Palace is fun, the throne room scenes are arguably the best in the entire series, the final space battle is good, even the first bit on Endor when it's just the main trio fighting scout troopers is alright. It's really just the ewok bits that drag it down. I also don't really like the reuse of the Death Star, but that's a minor point.
wee need to heckin free the slaves everywhur we goooooo
Why didn't you free the debt-slaves on the core worlds? Didn't mind chaining the youth to the only kind that can't be discharged through bankruptcy. Didn’t mind importing more more cheap alien labor to depress human wages.
Hutt space is outside Republic jurisdiction and the Jedi don't care about their recruits families.
it's not even that that i dislike about it. the ewoks are adorable and i like being le subverted by them defeating the empire.
i like the stuff w luke and vader, it's just that it's all so fucking boring except that scene.
endor is boring, jabbas palace im sorry but it's boring to me although it's a great setting, the space battle is boring to me
luke & vader fighting in the death star ["perhaps....she....will" "NEVER"] and yub nub are my favorite parts
fair enough
Yeah, it isn't Qui-Gon's place to start a war with the Hutts, unlike some BALD HEADED LOUD NEGROES WITH GRAPE FLAVORED LIGHTSABERS there are a few members of the Jedi Order who didn't have a hardon for starting wars.
would
Watto was creampieing her every night
Qui Gon was a space pedo
out of republic jurisdiction, didn't want anakin to be attached (despite having no way of preventing this asides from 'just get over it lol)
qui gon did attempt to free her, but watto was unwilling to bet two slaves for a pod
it can be assumed that qui gon would've later freed her if he survived the fight with maul on naboo, if just to give anakin peace of mind
(despite having no way of preventing this asides from 'just get over it lol)
I always laugh at this line
jedi forced to make difficult decisions due to corrupt politics leading to the rise of Palpatine and order 66
Absolute kino
correct.
difficult
They regularly behead people for less. Qui Chong should have just beheaded Watto Ben Shekelstein and literally no one will bat an eye. Not the Republic nor the Hutts will care one bit. All we get from this is that the Jedi are just plain lazy and amoral.
Remember when PEMDAS was like 'LIBERTY is le dyingg', was anakin's SLAVE mom rotting away as a slave on the SLAVE planet in their galaxy as she spoke?
Jedi don't kill good people
Wattos only crime is he bought slaves and treated them well
They’re all giant assholes
Who pays for it?
Star Wars fag nerds be like “qui gon couldnt save anakins mother, it was out of their jurisdiction” like they’re intergalactic lawyers with space case law to lean on lmao what a stupid fuckin franchise and fan base
let me check the wookiepedia
Go fuck yourself
He’s a jedi knight not a fucking white knight. He’s dispatched as a special agent to resolve things for the republic but otherwise he is basically a zen monk. The jedi stress emotional detachment and “it is what it is” because getting emotionally involved leads to dark side
qui gon didn’t have a space warrant
lmao
did I ever tell you about Darth Mirandis? No? Well I have to tel you according to the Sith Court
return of the jedi has the best scene in star wars (darth vader redemption) and its jabba the hut scenes are the best aesthetic of any point in series aswell
What sort of force proof boxes does Han have installed in his ship to fool Darth Vader?
yeah your brains fucked if you think Return is boring, movie is good almost all the way through with only some low points on forest moon
Some stupid nerd is going to say something like “oh it’s draktar metal from
the ginzogeezax system known for force resistance, it’s canon in some faggy book ten people read”
YOU FREED TWO SLAVES?
FROM THE HUTTS JURISDICTION?
ARE YOU TRYING TO START AN INTERSTELLAR WAR!?!?
GIVE ME YOUR BLASTER!
AND YOUR LIGHTSABER!
AND YOUR OTHER LIGHTSABER!
YOU'RE OFF THE COUNCIL! OK?
OK! GET LOST!
nah you just have no imagination, can't grasp the Lore, can't visualize an apple with your eyes shut. the problem is you, not us
Who is the space police lieutenant in this example? Yoda?
Just admit it’s poorly thought out slop for children
Everybody knows Yoda is a strong supporter of the confederacy and would defrock qui gon for freeing a slave woman from rape by a flying jew wombat
Just admit it’s poorly thought out
I'd sooner admit the earth is flat gaylord
Samuel L Jackson would be the go-to Jedi Master that confiscates lightsabers from abolitionists
ewoks bad
Das rite
A new hope isn't good, the pacing is horrible and the filming has the quality of a TV show. The only thing that saves it are the props
She was not a good friend
turrible
This whole posting format
Absolutely kill yourself.
ewoks good
Seriously though kid, watch out for that guy. He uhhh, he has a past.
I agree with this guy
Should I watch gendry clone wars? I don't think I've seen it start to finish
Yeah Jabba’s palace really is one of the more fun scenes in the series.
Revenge of the Sith is at least decent.
Return of the Jedi has the throne room scenes which are great.
The first movie is still the best yes.
Gendry Wars are great but I wish they'd toned down the force shit.
more like after qui gon snatched the kid they couldn't return to that planet or there'd be cops all over them
anakin had to be in his late teens before the pedo ring that owned him finally let him go back for his mom just in time to watch her die
the "jedi" were a mistake, anakin was right to massacre them
even the younglings - he was just sparing them from a lifetime of being raped by sweaty old diddlers like yoda and windu
Jabba's palace was cool, but it went on way too fucking long. The whole thing just exists to get Han back on the team and establish Luke's new abilities, and it takes a third of the runtime. I'm also not as charitable towards Endor either. There was very little justification for the cast to be there and it just felt like some sidequest to keep the cast busy until the movie was over. It's telling that Luke basically bails on them halfway through because he has more important shit to do.
It's worth watching. Just don't expect more from it than some cool action scenes, because that's all it really is.
Just this one
Come to think of it it's a little messed up the way the Jedi are basically grown men roaming the galaxy abducting very young boys (and it's only ever boys, never any icky girls) who are supposedly full of "midichlorians" and then I can only assume most of these boys are never seen again. When the boys who survive childhood make it to twinkhood they're told they're "not allowed to love" or have relationships with women because women lead to the dark side. Then they're trained to roam the galaxy and abduct young boys themselves, completing the cycle. It's cerainly a well-structured operation.