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Why do people hate Mumford and Sons so much?
They’re just the nickelback of 2010s sloppa. Neither are great but both have their slaps and are not terrible.
It sounds like the musical version of a scam
dident this guy commit no longer exist?
I'm drinking Folger's decaf right now.
Get cucked. Get cucked twice. Pay the kid to keep quiet.
True coffee but I just can’t get past the bitter taste. I understand why people drink it though. My work have everyone free iced coffee drinks once and I drank one because the coffee taste was diluted heavily by water, and it boosted my productivity up by an insane margin. Never touching that stuff again. No way am I letting my boss see it’s output as the standard for my work, and anyone who uses coffee to get through the day is actively doing a disservice to their colleagues.
pretentious faggot cuckold, kill yourse- OH WAIT LMAO
A Salvadorian midget could piss in a jug in front of Bourdain, serve it to him in a dirty mug with roaches coming out of it, and Bourdain would have praised it for being authentic cuisine.
But stuff White people like? Um yikes!
He wrote an entire book praising some random lady from North Dakota for reviewing restaurants because he liked her so much
Have a wank. Have two. Fasten your belt around your neck while you ACK-
I am glad that Babylonian talmudist is dead.
Coffee is literally a mind altering drug.
so is cheese
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.
So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
But is coffee good for you?
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if you're going to call coffee mind altering, you should be calling soda, sugar, dessert, and a perfectly seared steak mind altering
are you one of those sXe retards that puts coffee in the same basket as dropping acid
Stomp Clam Hey era reminds people of insufferable hipsterism
I'll defend Nickelback to my dying breath, not because they're good, but because the hate was completely artificial, it started with some comedy show promo which included "Nickleback sucks" joke, and people started to parrot it, and years later unfunny redditors don't even know where it started, but "guys Nickelback sux xD" and receive thousand updoots from other equally unfunny redditors
as far as buttrock goes, Nickleback are alright
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is literally a mind altering drug.
wow no shit? you mean my gut biome is literally its own encapsulated ecosystem into which I put organic fuel that microbes consume and poop out specific chemicals that may or may not cross the blood-brain barrier?
whodda thunk?
Zoomers mad that millennials had moments in their lives where we had fun music, good culture, and knew how to do things is endlessly amusing. You are afraid of talking on the telephone and think the ultimate come back is "umm your music is too catchy?"
i used to watch that show when i was little, it came on after honeymooners. the old black guy lived in a junk yard and yelled alot it was really funny back then but i guess its not so funny anymore
Never go full retard.
depends on how much vodka you add to it
Why did he go outside for coffee? You can get coffee machines for your house nowadays. You can have it in a proper mug too, not cardboard.
i'm not a zoomer, i'm 33
the problem with mumford and sons is that it's incredibly gay, not that anyone's jealous
mumford and suns is just the aesthetic of the Black Keys, but for people with no musical taste who like the music from travel commercials
why are you firing the shitalian pasta umprompted?
is this a bot
They literally killed mainstream rock
M&S is just pop bluegrass, I'll take some banjoslop over endless niggers on the radio
There's gotta be something that's not Robot-Voiced Southern Rap with no real instruments and Mandolin-Folk where the instruments include a washboard.
Like where is just good Rock, good R&B sung by a good singer. Did everyone who made that music go to jail or something and now all we're left with is kids from the LA and NY Suburbs doing lonely songs by gay men, auto-tuned hip hop songs about having a Louis Vuitton Chair and the occasional song by some worse version of Country Rock?
Everyone who says they like rock music never gives new rock music a chance and only wants the same fossils performing the same hits.
what's a bodega?
I went to Italy 5 months ago. It was fine. A lot nicer than parts of Bongland and France. All the drill bits and saw blades I use in my shop are manufactured in Italy.
You have to understand that New Yorkers genuinely seriously believe they invented the concept of a corner store. They're hilariously proud of this. It's a convenience store that usually has a cat
They are shitty Latin American supermarkets that only exists because chain grocery stores can't thrive in the hood. Without food stamps they wouldn't exist.
my lifelong dream is calling gas station bodega in front of bunch of NYers and getting all confused why are they so upset
"Why do people bother drinking wine? Vodka is cheaper and gets you fucked up way faster"
White person when they see a community focused space that directly benefits the community instead of a national conglomerate:
"This is disgusting, where's the Kroger"
With your sister?
Yeah, that's our history. We're colonialists. We find a virgin country full of smelly brown people and get rid of all their stupid shit and put our awesome stuff in its place.
i just want something new that isn't a bunch of self-destructive idiots who fear success because success means compromised integrity.
It's hard to find a rock band that wasn't manufactured that doesn't view signing a deal with a label bigger than one on Beggar's Group to be a Faustian bargain that will ruin their life.
At this point, Paramore is a Fossil band, I saw them close to 20 years ago now, ironically with Katy Perry about a week before Katy broke and a month before Paramore broke.
One of the strangest concerts I will ever go to, they got their asses kicked by Fossil bands and now they're fossil acts themselves.
it's a 7-Eleven
except the owners buy all the food and drinks that they sell using EBT
if you brownoids could even maintain a large, functional society, you would know that there is plenty of room for both supermarkets and small businesses and wouldn't be oddly fixated on the latter, being all "community" and shit despite the average inner city neighbourhood being absolute shithole,
years later unfunny redditors don't even know where it started, but "guys Nickelback sux xD" and receive thousand updoots from other equally unfunny redditors
It’s unsettling that there’s thousands if not millions of these mindless retards not only enforcing dumb myths like nickleback sucks but actual things that affect our lives like trans kids and increasing taxation and shit like that.
Bourdain would have loved goop scoop Indian street food
I have Anthony Bourdain fatigue
Benefits the community
NEWSFLASH: bodegas are more expensive than chain grocery stores and only exist because Hispanics aren't afraid of shooting blacks.
where munford and sons hipster kikes like the dead cuck in OP get coffee, newer heard the pot call the kettle blacker than in this OP quote
So did Anthony Bourdain
coffee troons can't get through one of their hellish days with out some adrenaline fatiguing bean slop
sad
I have anti-Anthony Bourdain fatigue
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Haha you mumford and son motherfucker what does it matter how you get your fix?
raw fish on some rice with some mayo and green horseradish
YUU MUST A RESPECTUUUU MEATHEAD
Muh heckin' wholesome bodegas who rely on child labor and sub minimum wage illegals.
Never got raped at 17 by a 37yo italian model
why go on
Your a junkie. Read The Holy Bible and stop being a sinful, liberal, trashy hippie. It ain’t cool. Grow up.
Hey you should get a loan from a jew and start a business in a predominantly black neighborhood what could possibly go wrong
I was talking with Shinichiro Date, a Sushi savant recently arrived from Tokyo. We were contrasting Mishima's thoughts on silverware with American propensity for porcelain when the door swung and in come these two Wall Street types - you know the kind. The ties, the belts, the deal. And they sit - loudly - at the end of the bar and start talking wasabi this, sakarigami that. I take a look at Shinichiro's face which changed from yellow to mauve. He's positively steaming and I don't mean tamago. So I say nothing and gingerly bathe another nishizomi kameko along the edges of my ornate styrofoam cup. Looking up, I see Shinichiro is already parallel to them, only the heavy oeaken board separating civilization from barbarity. And as he's doing his best Joe Pesci impression, this guy stands up and starts breaking the counter with his head - wham, wham wham. It causes such a commotion that my next dip turns sauce into slurry. The spatter is travelling a great length now, with Shinichiro's head yawped open at a precarious angle, like he got snagged by kusari-gama only it's just this guy holding him by the ears and slamming him - still - and again - on the monolithic wooden surface. Just as abruptly as they started, they pick up and leave. As I watch Shinichiro's scalp peel away from his medulla, I feel a desperate craving for ramen. And in a perfect world, I would tenshi no tamago him in one long gulp.
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It's what you hear before you lose half your HP against Kyo in King of Fighters
Yes but I work in big global coffee company so keep slurping it.
If Bourdain was born 30 years later he'd have been a Mumford and Sons motherfucker, they're cut from the same pretentious cloth. This quote always felt like contrarianism on his part because he wanted to feel like he was being a food snob the *right* way
Depends how good pussy cuppah leads to.
light and sweet? in a paper cup? from your local bodega?
boy I love cofe-ACK
Based. Flavortown remains undefeated.
I love Paramore. When it comes to rock now there are some indie rock bands I kinda like.
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Most of what I like I wouldn't share with anons though they will get upset for one reason or another. Hipster aesthetic just really upsets chuddies and idk what to say, it's just people getting old and fuddy duddy and not realizing it.
It needs to be made by an immigrant of color or else you're a mumford motherfucker.
Even from grave he keeps annoying people. Gonna make negroni btw.
Whoops this was probably the better Basement song to introduce
"I don't even care" snobs are the worst.
Fucking lel
START DOING THIS
Also if someone is really looking for "good rock" in the modern era then Periphery is mandatory. It's like pocket aces, can't miss, this isn't just good rock it's some of the best music ever made
It's like pocket aces, can't miss
Bad analogy actually, pocket aces often fails.
I drink coffee because it’s sterile and I like the taste
Yes. Medically proven.
Coffee thread?
More like he's fun to shitpost about. It's the same with Gordon Ramsay.
My hair of the dog
pour shot of vodka in mug
pour coffee until bottom of cup become unvisible
pour vodka until bottom of mug comes visible again
annoying
sure, keep telling that to yourself, ghost of Anthony Bourdain
hope they got plenty of tin shack mystery meat street food vendors in hell
jew wants to kill white people through some asian guy
Bourdain was a total loser
Good to know Hell is eternal and Bourdain is burning right now.
I don't want my wife to face the music
I want to pay off the underage male she SA so that it can just go away
I don't need this shit, I need a nice clear mind when I'm auto-erotically asphyxiating
If I was depressed or bothered during one of my hang-wank sessions who knows what would happen?
like if my wife repudiated me? Who knows how what I'd do the next time I fasten a rope around my neck and put all my weight on it while I crank one out
I like coffee flavored sweets like hard candies, but I don't like actual coffee
I like my coffee black just like my metal.
Imagine this big old fat head burning in the crematorium. Imagine the smell.
This album is great
call me a shithead but being this particular about coffee is just as bad as going to some sort of dipshit barista shop.
it HAS to be in a cardboard cup
it HAS to be light and sweet
it HAS to be from a shitty bodega
Mumford and alternative rock bands like them were fucking everywhere in the early-mid 10s, it was inescapable and insufferable.
Name 12, I'll wait
who do you think makes the better grilled cheese
Bourdain hated pretentious hipster twats because he was one himself, many such cases
Sorry, I can't because I checked out after the 12th mazda commercial of the morning.
No Anon Babbletard will ever give you a coherent answer to this besides parroting the “stomp clap hey” meme like the NPC he is. Their first two albums, at least, are great.
Sorry but I don't take life advice from people who killed themselves.
Imagine seeing Iggy and Lou Reed and the Ramones and the Dolls and the Dictators and then seeing some guys in beards with craft beers playing mandolin pop at the Bowery Electric next to a John Varvatos store that used to be CBGB
Muaaahhhhhh the mexican grocery store
I can't take a faggot with a twirled mustache and suspenders seriously so they suck dick. Also they break the "one fedora per crew" rule
humans also weren't meant to wake up at 6am by alarm.
Bitch, compared to the garbage that has been coming out of the music industry for the past 15 years, Nickelback are Mozart. Show me a more based song from your niggerfaggot modern "artists".
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they did though, that's sunrise for most of the year
just go to sleep at sundown and y'all be fine
takes 2 minutes to get a good coffee
him jerking himself off how much of a anti barista culture faggot he is makes him even more cringe than people who enjoy it
No way. He was comfortable in literally every walk of life from high roller stuff to street vendors that's basically the opposite of pretentious. He was able to talk to anybody. He never fluffed himself. You should look up the definition of pretentious.
Sounds like he cares quite a bit about coffee.
He knows that and doesn't care though. There's no way he thinks "this will make me sound cool" or "this will make me look good" when he would say opinions like that.
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Two different vibes, two great rock bands you've never heard of
him jerking himself off
He never fluffed himself.
Sounds like he cares quite a bit about coffee.
He knows that and doesn't care though.
Everytime I hit post I see anons saying the exact opposite thing I'm saying. It's a sign. I am correct and contrarians are incorrect. I knew it.
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punchable coffee
They became a punchline because they were the most obvious example of a specific subgenre of pop that was overexposed and overplayed in the early 10s, they had the same thing happen to them that happened to Nickelback. Their only real crime is being a product of their time, the music was fine for what it was
People hate Bourdain because he was the Bruce Springsteen of food: A smug, smarmy, rich neoliberal establishment hack who LARPed as a rebel and constantly took cheap shots at people for enjoying their food differently from him of all things. Every fucking addict is like that. They always think they're the smartest person in the room even though they can't even do something as simple as hold down a steady job or a marriage.
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he is more of a negroni and oyster man
ngl I like this look
Stomp Clap Hey subgenre of hipster was not that bad
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I love that song
post that quote on any bourdain jerking subreddit and they'll all agree it makes him sound cool.