On my second day on ‘House of the Dragon,’ one of the, I’m not gonna say who, but someone very high up...

On my second day on ‘House of the Dragon,’ one of the, I’m not gonna say who, but someone very high up, pulled me aside and was like, ‘Um, we’re gonna get you an acting coach.

Condal forced Monke to get an acting coach?

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She’s not a very good actress but we love our monke nonetheless

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all i can say is, why only her?

Who else needs one?

She’s a pretty good actress for a monke.

she cant act, she cute but... she monke

We gon conquer yo ass, honkey

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International pop megastar Robbie Williams was better

The actress for older Rhae has her own problems.

i got an allcock she can mill

She's a teenager. I'd be surprised if she didn't have a coach and teacher for many more years. Not like they're supposed to be experts at that young age

She looked very convincingly horny when she was getting fingered by her uncle in a brothel.

Orgasm.

Or maybe you have a problem

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She is not as great actor but that frog lipped bitch who played Rhaenys and the bitches who play older Rhaenyra and Alicent needed acting coaches more.

Isn't it kind of racist that Condal singled out the only monke in the cast and made her get a coach?

My question is, why hire her if she couldn't act? How'd she get the job?

Just look at how cute monke is, how could you say no to her audition?

do an audition

it's good and impresses them enough to get hired

Ok, that doesn't mean she's a twenty year veteran of the industry that can do any and everything you demand. She's a child and could benefit from some assistance. Wow, such a ridiculous concept.

They probably worked backwards from Emma D'arcy, trying to find someone who looked like a younger version of her.

The older Rhaenyra and the younger Alicent are the best actors for the two characters.

You’re over 40 aren’t you?

The problem is that the older actress is given shit material to work with.

She's 25.

the stupid look on her face all season made people hate her character even more

I might start WEBMing all of her bath scenes.
So stupid.

Condal gave her so much screen time and she didn’t absolutely nothing with it

It's like they took a depressed wine aunt and dropped her in a medieval fantasy. The tonal dissonance was jarring.
Book Alicent was an awesome character.

thats still a child

Divorced man aura.

you ever think old Jae asked her for a handjob?

child coded face

She was 21 when filming began.

No. Dude was devoted to Alysanne, and was known as The Good King for a reason.
He was also supremely based whenever dealing with his whore daughters.

Right, so I was readin’ this thing the other day about House of the Dragon, yeah. That big fantasy show, loads of people into it. It’s got swords, dragons, people gettin’ angry about family trees and that. Bit much for me, but it looks nice, well lit. Lot of effort’s gone into it.

Anyway, I’m readin’ about the behind-the-scenes stuff, right. And there’s this bit about the young lass who played Rhaenyra. Y’know, the young version, not the older one. She’s got this intense stare, like she’s always in a mood. But apparently she blew everyone away. Like, the crew were sayin’ she was somethin’ else. Said she just had this presence about her.

So I started readin’ up on her. Thought, who’s this actress then, where’s she come from. Couldn’t find much. No interviews. And that’s when I saw this thing. Tiny article, one of them weird entertainment sites. Said there’d been a few odd goings-on during the filmin’.

People on set had started noticin’ stuff, right. Like, apparently she never really spoke between takes. Just sort of sat there, swingin’ her legs off the throne. Wouldn’t go near the catering van. Only touched fruit. Mainly bananas.

And there was this one day, right, where the director shouted cut and she just legged it into the woods. Took ‘em ages to find her. Came back covered in leaves. And everyone was like, oh that’s just her process, she’s really method. But then someone noticed her trailer didn’t even have a toilet in it. Just a tyre swing and a box of grapes.

Now at this point I’m thinkin’, somethin’s not quite right here. Actors are weird, yeah, but this is next level.

So I dig a bit deeper, find this old interview. The director had been on holiday in South America, came back with her, said he’d “found the perfect actress.”

Turns out, right - and I know you’ll say I’m makin’ this up, but honestly, it’s out there if you look - little monkey.

Kek

21 is still basically a teen

Why do they always have the dumbest expressions on their faces? Why does Rhaenyra have one emotional setting and that setting is "boring"?

Blame Sara Hess.

Book Alicent is just a power hungry golddigger/evil step mother who did everything she could to become queen. HBO aging her down and making her Rhaenyra's friend was a good decision, but they fumbled the execution.

It's funny that Daemons spooky Harrenhal adventures filtered so many

How come she didnt do any naked scenes like Emilia Clarke did?

Book Alicent is just a power hungry golddigger/evil step mother who did everything she could to become queen.

That's a bit reductive. My reading of F&B was that she was frustrated by how much and how obviously Rhaenyra flouted any social or political rule and conventions. The bastard children being the chief example. The book (and show) also touches on the fact that the mere existence of Alicent's children poses a mortal threat to Rhaenyra's future reign.

HBO aging her down and making her Rhaenyra's friend was a good decision, but they fumbled the execution.

I actually didn't hate this decision, but like you, I know that they fumbled it badly.

Literal garbage. They weren't spooky, they weren't clever, they offered nothing at all to the plot other than pointless filler.

He was senile and confused her with his daughter Saera so yes

Other than the pirate troon being really obnoxious and Paddy Considine taking some time to get used to (luv him tho), I didn't find any acting in HotD bad, in fact I think most of it was pretty good.
Maybe the Lannister twins are a little unsubtle.

Even in old age, Jaehaerys probably had a fat cock that could bust concrete.
Targaryen Exceptionalism and everything. Also, you don't get 13 kids without being a stud.

damn Hunter Schafer is in HOTD?

Cregan Stark and Rhaena weren’t great

She's barely a character in the book. She disappears the moment the war begins. She's a non entity, one of GRRM's boring stock characters that he compiled quickly because he needed to publish something. What you have surmised is just your head canon.

I thought she was better than the hag version

His sister was merely exceptionally fertile. Targaryens fuck a lot but how many kids they have depends on when their sister-wife dies. Rhaenyra was another Targaryen breeding sow. If she had lived 15 more years she could have matched Good Queen Alysanne in crotch crumpets.

Walled hard

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With most of the characters in F&B, you kinda need to fill in the gaps yourself.
A bad example is all those Twitterfags deciding that Jaehaerys must have been a terrible father, because some of his daughters turned out bad.

earrings

that buck looking zesty, that buck looking moist

just put a wig on william poulter and call it a day.
at least he can act.

Nog swap Velaryons, didn’t watch.

He Monke

Didn't really register as horrid to me either.
Actually I forgot one, I really didn't like the White Worm person at all. The "exotic ESL accent" thing never works well, always sounds fucking retarded.

i am thoroughly confused by the text/pic combination here

She toned it down in the second season at least, she sounded like Calypso in POTC in the first one

Good post
please don't tell me it's chatgpt

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She was really good in Upright. She's just not used to acting in Martinslop.

No female nudity allowed, just cock and balls. The writers seem to have forgotten that there was male and female nudity in GoT, in fairly equal amounts.