"Hey anon, have you seen [GENERIC CAPESHIT], I think you would like it."

This, then you just go on with your life

but i don't have a life.

I can't think of a single instance where a person tried to talk to me, unless then wanted something.

well watch the damn movie then

you say this ten times and they start asking questions over what you actually do in your spare time.

I watch Star Trek but who said I didn't watch capeslop? I can lecture them about Marvel for days don't play with me I'm a classic extrovert nerd

i don't have friends who will watch a movie with me. i don't want to watch a movie alone

just say you don't care for it
why be a fucking bitch about it

well what do you want to do

People don't like you when you're not interested in what they like

i want to watch movies with friends but i don't have friends.

Well maybe someone here will be your friend, I can't do it, I'm busy, sorry

i don't like people

I can't do it, I'm busy, sorry

that's what they always say. ;_;

You probably have some films you both like. Everyone loves Jaws. Just talk about Jaws. Take the sharkpill or whatever you kids say.

i am sure you have family members

Is it normal that my gf wants to sniff my dick after I hang out with my female friends?

i don't talk to them

"Oh, cool. Maybe I'll give it a shot."

And then I just don't watch it. See? Not hard.

i don't know. i never had a gf.

Fairly common

Who cares? Stop allowing yourself to become oversocialized.

If the person is male:

thanks I'll check it out

If the person is female (attractive):

cool maybe we could watch it together sometime

I don't speak to or otherwise acknowledge the existence of unattractive females except to make fun of them if overweight.

#based
epic jaws moment

Hmmm, I'm not sure it didn't really catch my eye, I'm a little choosy because I don't wanna feel like my time is being wasted.

It's not that hard because most will agree with you, there's so much content out there that normal people understand it's not easy to keep up with all the time.
At least that's what happens when you're around adults and not middle school children.

This is my go to answer. They forget about it before Anon Babble stops making threads and move on to next current thing

Sneedtv on cytube friend

Enjoy getting banned for calling out the trannies that run that place tranny

On sneed? Which mod is a tranny lover? Probably Rosh

Counter point: stop being a sperg

Not a fan of superhero movies.
You can then tell them what you movies you like.

not true
i usually tell people that i dont watch super hero movies when they to recommend capeshit to me, and most of the time they understand or even agree to some degree

they start asking questions over what you actually do in your spare time.

you just answer

banging your mother

"OK, I'll check it out"

never watch it.

"hey anon you don't have a girlfriend right? When's the last time you got laid?"

I dunno ask your mum lmao

"my mom's dead"

yeah because I fucked her so hard lmao

"reeeeeeee"

And then I'm the bad guy apparently. Normalniggers are allowed to mock you and make fun of you all they want but you shit talk back and reeeeee too far anon, not cool, you're just supposed to let us make fun of you at work all day and not say anything back. True story.

this is the most normal bullshit conversation i've ever read.

It's so cute when Anon Babble pretends to not watch the newest fotm capesloppa.

"What are you, five?"

Don't watch franchise slop, sorry.

I'm starting to see why some of you are going to be alone forever