The most dogshit team on the entire village

More like they just had a dogshit teacher, swap the bitch out with literally anyone else and give them a bit more screentime and they would prosper. Who's idea was it to have a genjutsu teacher train students proficient at taijutsu?

dog, bug, girl

am i the only one who identifies with Kiba?
his my main man and always kept it real

Based

The third

All the taijutsu teachers had teams

taijutsu teacher is literally just guy

Shino could've popped off but got written out and then written into a joke character, would've shat on any of the Sound 4 at least.

Kiba should've been part of team Kakashi.
A Sharingan user, a dog trainer, and a walking nuclear weapon. You can’t have Naruto trained by jobbers and the rest are areas Kakashi excels in.
Also, Sakura was supposedly talented in genjutsu, so placing her with Kurenai would’ve made sense.

Yeah but now Shino has to put up with 3 menstrating bitches.
Imagine the toll on his mental health

So bad he became a school teacher

Kurenai is a MILF and Kiba is the coolest dude in the Leaf Village

dog guy

bug man

? girl

Anyway, Kurenai a cute.

Hinata was not done justice given that her only major fight for like the entirety of the portion of the show that most people actually watched was vs. an older, more experienced user of her exact technique.

KibaCHADS rise up

Eye girl (eyes that are objectively worse than the dude on the other team).

Rock Lee vs. Gaara should've been a draw, which then led to Gaara going sicko mode with his powers due to being a fag
It's comedically stupid that the best animation in the show for like 400 episodes is Rock Lee doing a bunch of cool shit that meant nothing

kurenai

I want to fuck Pregnant Kunrei.

His older sister is also one of the hottest girls on the show

Ino-Shika-Cho is worse.
Bunch of losers.

objectively worse

Actually Hinata's field of view is objectively better than Neji's, he's just like 2 or 3 years older than her and a boy, which is how he beat her ass

I'm talking about Sasuke. He has the objectively better magic eyes.

While she’s pregnant with another man’s kid?

Shino was literally too strong too early on so they had to wright him out.

Really should have been him instead of Kiba on the rescue Sasuke mission, he hard counters the guy he fought.

Weren't they billed as the tracking team? Though what Hinata could do that was good for tracking I don't remember.

byakugan

dog and dogman with enhanced smell

bug GPS locators

It's the tracking team which is a cool and completely unutilized gimmick because Kishi is a hack.

360 degree x-ray vision.

I remember Lee's team being 1 year older meaning Guy wasn't available for training

Later on, yes, when Sharingan turns into something completely different than it originally was, which was originally just super sight that speeds up your reflexes and shit.
Byakugan however was x-ray eyes that worked literally to the point where your eye balls now have a full spherical view of everything, including seeing through your own head out to the sides and behind and above and below you.
Later they were later established to be basically the same power, just lower level versions of the true Sharingan, which does both.

But originally they were different things which have distinct and unique tactical advantages.

I think the only time they ever got used for their intended purpose was in anime filler arc after Sasuke runs off

Hinata done nothing but stalk Naruto, lose 2 fights and then swoop in at the end

in a movie

to sex the MC

Naruto, DBZ, One Sneed and Evangelion are all Anon Babble

Kurenai's team isn't meant for power though. It's a recon and scout team. They're all powerful trackers, both short and long ranged. Then if they ever got caught, Genjutsu could get them out of it. But most likely they'd never get caught with Kiba and Akamaru's sense of smell and Hinata's Byakugon. All three of them are supposed to be trained by their own clan.

Kakashi's group is a bunch of orphans, who cant train with their family, and a useless woman who glues them together.

Reminder that Hinata has sex with Boruto regularly.

one shots all of SHITruto

doesn't open, like, 3 gates (takes literally no toll on his body) and one shot Orochimaru

instead lets him completely destroy the village and kill the Hokage

what the fuck was his problem?

Why do they even get random teachers when most ninja families have techniques they keep secret (shadows, dogs, tai-chi eyes, bugs) so the kids would be better off just learning how to wield them from their parents?

Naruto is the only poorfag without a family who benefited from this systems because he got techniques handed down by Kakashi and hedgehog guy.

The powerscaling in this series doesn't make any sense, it's best to just ignore it

4 Violet flames formation was activated almost immediately, protecting Orochimaru and the Hokage from interference.

Orochimaru summoned numerous summoning beasts and had two villages invading Konoha

Gai can only be in one place at a time.

If you really want to play this game, what’s Jiraiya’s excuse? He was fighting with some of Orochimaru’s summoning beasts, but why wasn’t he in sage mode? Why didn’t he have a giant toad jump over the barrier sealing off Orochimaru’s battle? Why not use the Toad Song Chant genjutsu against Orochimaru from outside the barrier? Why not use his sealing knowledge to break the barrier?

Ninja socialism.

Coolest guy (TM) could take him

Orochimaru is immortal though. He could just throw up a snake and all that gate work is pointless. Guy can't do anything else to outwit anybody and the only enemy he can beat is one arrogant enough to think they can take him in a fist fight like a man.

They're not really teachers. They're supposed to be squad leaders strong enough to rescue their rookie ninja squad members. Only the sannin were actual teachers aside from everyone at the ninja academy. Oh and that glasses guy who taught Konohamaru. Everyone else was supposed to be taught by their own clan.

The “random teachers” aren’t intended to teach them everything they need to know about the ninja arts, as evidenced by Kakashi refusing to teach them anything other than how to climb trees.
The Jonin-sensei is there to keep them alive, teach them teamwork, and escort them on missions, teaching them about what to do on missions, showing them the ropes. There’s no requirement the Jonin-sensei has to teach them even a single jutsu.
Having them on a team helps them build bonds with other clans and helps integration with the village. If each clan just kept to themselves, Konoha wouldn’t be as cohesive.

Is this show any good? I'm 29

The sharingan rendered all genjutsu useless.

Hinata can see like 10 miles in all directions at all times,

Go back to Anon Babble

Including my cock?

It's a solid 5.5 out of ten with the potential to be a 8/10 if the production and writting wasn't ultra-retard-tier
The manga hasn't the prod problem so it'a a 6.5

I think it's fun. There's worse ways to spend your time. Just look up a spoiler-free online guide that tells you which episodes are filler so you can skip them. Even the shittier later arcs are watchable imo.