How come he didn’t realise he was talking to his daughter

How come he didn’t realise he was talking to his daughter

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don't post it

Hes black, they never recognise (or admit) they are the father

AYOOOOOO BLUD REALLY SAID SMELL MY FINGER

i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die please let me die

George didn't want Luke looking like a beta cuck when Leia chose Han over him in rotj so came up with a retcon that avoided this.

Steve Jobs ate at a restaurant where his biological father served him and neither knew who the other was.

Then who was the other that Yoda spoke of

if they didn't know then how do you know they were biologically related?

i only ever saw the first star wars film
but i got the impression that it was meant to be a one-off and that george lucas never actually intended for that to be apart of the story in the first place

Chewbacca

Making Luke and Leia siblings was a badly-conceived mistake that did not positively enhance the story.

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they're not siblings, idiot. they're twins, moron.

Ashoka

Kill yourself faggot scum

sequel trilogy bait before George decided he couldn't be bothered with that.

She didn't know she was his daughter so he couldn't Jedi that information out of her.

Because this was meant to be a single movie at first.

she reminded him of Padme
and so, he wanted to love her
being unable to fulfill his urge
he buried the emotional pain and memory
deep, deep down
where they couldn't hurt him anymore
it turned them both into strangers
stranded on isolated planets
orbiting but never meeting
forever out of reach, fate sealed
chasing dreams of a better yesterday
that would never come

Her sassyness clouded his vision.

Dilate moar tranny

Drown in a pit of acid queer scum

What if he fucked her haha?

if

He didn’t even know he had living children in the first place.

ask him in fortnite

Leia is a force user, she can protect her mind.

Snoke. Remember him?

Why do you want to die?

Alderann banned paternity tests, so there was no way to know

The horny clouded his mind.

Yeah, but that slave bikini tho.

Better question is if any of them had a regret after what happened in that torture room.

Jewbacca

somehow, I've always known you're my brother...

What was the point of showing Leia was force sensitive in Empire if "the another" was going to be a new character introduced in Jedi?

Watch it, Chrissy

Does his dick still work?

pew pew pew lots of death

torture robot

planet blown up

Its a "kids movie" yet Lucas got away with so much shit.

They do shit like that every day. Thats like asking a cop if they regret arresting someone and tasing them.

Am I the only one who thought he was referring to Anakin? Knowing some of that spirit was still in Vader that's the other Skywalker.

Anakin is not Darth Vader. Darth Vader is like a spirit that Anakin is possessed with by the time he is given that name by the Emperor. He only acknowledges Luke as his son when it's already clear he's going to die, by that time Vader is already preparing to let go of the vessel.

That was just the norm before Mama Chuds started going

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Also this is the case for most of the sith except certain individuals like Darth Maul. In Fallen Order the game they try to make clear that you are usually made a Sith by being tortured and having your spirit replaced by the dark side of the force. It's all very esoteric. Which is what drove some of the writers to make a series where it's literally about witches. I don't even remember what that was called now except that everyone was disgusted by it.

This

George didn't want Luke looking like a beta cuck when Leia chose Han

It's shrimple. Leia goes for bad boy Han(just like would happen in real life) and Luke had an out by choosing to pursue a life of focusing on force training/rebuilding the jedi and has no time for bitches.

If Luke and Leia was siblings, why did George make them kiss each other?

is this disney canon or was it part of the old?

Both I guess, Dathomir is where Darth Maul's people come from and their culture and ethnicity is basically Sith. They don't have to be inducted into it the way humans do. So that has been established since Episode One which is before Disney, but you can visit Dathomir and fight the dark brothers (Zabrak) in Fallen Order which is from 2019. Everything else including the witches and stuff is very recent.

fuck this level i hate it

witches and stuff

The Acolyte. Had to look it up.

First star wars is kino precisely because it didn't get too hung up on world-building; it was essentially a Buck Rogers serial with a galactic empire, big baddie, naif with hidden talent, rebellious damsel in distress, dashing yet jaded smuggler, and a whole bunch of weird alien shit that they threw in because it was fun and sci-fi vibe.

Nobody was sitting around thinking about Chewbacca's species or tragic backstory, it was literally just "the rogue's loyal sidekick? big furry space monke" and Lucas stubbed out his joint and added it in.

Everything after Empire was a mistake.