Well?
Well?
Arwens big lips sucking my cock
Goldberrychads ww@
Arwen is better looking and I prefer her hair color and complexion.
Home wrecking whore
Can't cook
Can't clean
Wants to play act as a man
Rides around with her beta simp meriadoc brandycuck
Arwen
Pros:
1,000 years of sexual experience
knows secret elvish sex magic
never ages
immaculate Sindar body
"Cum in my mouth daddy" sounds so much hotter in Sindarin
Cons:
1,000 years of sexual experience
horny like once every decade or so
pussy worn out from legions of elvish fuckboys you will never be able to live up to
constantly nagging about muh First Age
Eowyn
Pros:
tight nubile virgin
can defend you in a fight
into rough steamy sex with lots of slapping and choking
knows how to ride
Cons
needy
can't cook if her life was depending on it
will age
refuses to be a demure tradwive, constantly away on campaign and shit
reeks of horse
Galadriel
kill yourself
The stacy on the left
Figwit
immortal elf who will remain beautiful forever
vs
average white woman living a harsh life who will look like a grandma within 10 years
Is this thread a joke?
I'm on Legolas' team.
based Gimli
miranda is fucking trash
When I was playing Dungeons and Dragons: Icewind Dale a few years back, I created a female character and called her Arowyn or something like that.
I always favored Eowyn because I just found her more attractive in a girl-next-door kinda way, both physically and emotionally.
Arwen has a hot body too, but she always felt kinda cold and distanced to me. The way you might look at an angel, but not someone corporal to kiss and make love to and to connect with.
Kinda hard to describe.
I agree, last time I watched the movies that was my exact feeling as well. Even though I know Arwen is supposed to be the inferior choice, there is still something more approachable and charming about her. I'm sure she could learn to cook better over time...right?
Too boring I'm taking the Shelob pill!
I prefer white women, so Eowyn.
Eowyn is a sweetheart but arwen can take a dump on my chest if she wanted to
Anon, no! That pill is full of neurotoxic venom!
I dont have to be on either team.
Arwen, also her dad is a famous rockstar which is cool
that's the thing though, she's meant to be impossible to approach and connect with for everyone but Aragorn
Another thing that people misunderstand is trying to look for signs of young love or infatuation in their relationship and not finding it, without realizing that they've been together for decades at this point
Regardless of actual married status, they're an old married couple at this point, they could sit together and hold a complete and in-depth conversation purely by glancing at each other
Right is a better hang
Nigga, she's not even human
kek
they are both great and very stylish too
Arwen, but Eowyn aint bad by any means
Left is hotter
Why not both?
nice
Christopher, did I ever tell you about Shelob?
Two beautiful white women. I'm on both sides.
mogged
Remember a fat guy wrote all the sexy parts when you read this post
Nowadays, they would cast black, strong, independent women in their roles.
Eowyn: Chad son factory
Arwen: Girly little elf boy dispensary
Eowyn is at least a real character in the books with her own motives and role in the plot. Arwen in the books is furniture in the background.
Eowyn