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Queen of Anon Babble

How many Anon Babbleposters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to announce he's going to do it, another to offer to do it instead, a third to actually do it, and a fourth to complain he did it too early.

Queen of /Philm/

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kek

announce /hor/ bake

create thread 2-3min later

during that window, some newfag also baked

This pisses me off more than it should.

I think by the end of the year I should have seen enough films to have a decent, shareable letterboxd page.

"I adore Frank Capra. He was and still is, in my opinion, the greatest filmmaker that ever lived.

Capra created a feeling of belief in a free country and that there is goodness in bad people; that everyone reaches a limit where they would stop and be sane again because what they really wanted was to have compassion for other people and live in a spirit of friendliness and brotherhood.

I don’t think his films were sentimental or romantic; they were expressions of a practical philosophy. Like him I believe that there cannot be artists who find no room for elemental human behavior and passion.

Idealism is not sentimental; it validates a hope for the future. Capra gave me hope and in turn I wish to extend a sense of hope to my audiences. By affording the spectators a glimpse into ideas that confuse, rock, and disturb them, I offer the mind food for thought.

An aesthetic experience that leaves the spectator vacant is no form of art. At the same time I don’t emulate Capra. The characters in my films display a lack of comfort and find themselves in petty and embarrassing situations, but this is only so because they haven’t yet come to grips with their emotional natures.

I am a tough and deeply cynical person. Capra didn’t care about his cynicism. I wish I could be as independent as him to really express the beautiful ideas he could without feeling perhaps that these ideas were not truthful.

If I had the capacity, the means, and the temperament, I would love to make every one of Capra’s films but so far I’ve never done it."

Gonna kill myself once it starts to get hot out.

When it comes to announcing bakes, you're damned if you and damned if you don't.

How many is enough?

Why?

Tired of living on this giant rock.

4 inches.

Beguiling and beautiful, like if Hitchcock and Hans Christian Andersen collaborated. He’s done it again.

Mooooooom!!!! Petzold is trying to make a magical realist film again!

Also what the fuck is Fremaux's problem, Petzold not in competition?? And he has to resort to fucking Director's Fortnight

How about he's trans and we call him "Thierry Femmeaux"?

He wants to make other parts of the festival interesting too. That's why this year Petzol and Lapid aren't there while Martone and Saleh are. Last year the same with Guiraudie etc.

I only like labour and social realism films. The only reason cinema should exist is to address proletariat issues.

Cassavetes fucking sucks, nothing but basic middle age crises on both sides of the camera with no self awareness of the fact. Technically loose to cover up a lack of talent.

LOOK AT MY WIFE! LOOK AT MY UNTALENTED WIFE!!!!!

Its not about the number but the breadth and relevance of the films. I've only seen about 1000 but I basically never watched films or TV before I got into classics and arthouse.

Zoomers will never understand Cassavetes because they are too scared and too broke to drink.

zoomer idiot here, yes I am afraid of becoming an alcoholic since I hate my father for being one

Zoomers (boomer) here; yes I love drinking every time I'm out and used to drink 5 days a week back in High School

drinking is literally a poor person's hobby

If you have to be drunk to get a filmmaker than that is a worthless filmmaker.

QOD

Bresson being a Rick Moranis fan.

NANA-CHAAAAAAAAN

I wanna see Nana's Ko

What are Nanako's favourite films/directors?

Wang Bing

yellow fever incels crawling out the woodwork

The best historical accucary / actually a good western combo is The Culpepper Cattle Co 1972
And of course dingo hasn't seen it
He hasn't even seen Scarecrow despite namedropping Zsignomnd lensing at every oppotrunity

dingo

BODIED THAT FREAK

Indeed. McCabe & Mrs. Miller is another good hist accurate western

Hold your horses. Why do you care if westerns don't have historical accuracy?Watch a history docu if you care that much about that single thing...

somebodyatemykimchi

And, paradoxically despite TV miniseries limitations, Lonesome Dove. It's just that good

Ken Burns, The West is a good one

Authneticity is a major factor of ejnyoing cinema to some people

Recording for blacked?

Kyiv is gonna get bombed tonight and you guys are talking about Cassavetes

Nice

Fuck off government Jew

Kiev*

Your gimmick is not amusing.

I'll spell it however I see fit and if there's a problem we can take this outside

Calm down tough guy.

Lol, I had forgotten that Gadonfag was a Anon Babble regular

Mmm. Chicken Kiev.

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me, maybe

Carly is Anon Babble.

Misogynist

Haven't actually seen any in years, i remember hating Shadows and loving Husbands and Chinese Bookie.

Carly can get IT

I gotta stay high I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
Until I die I, I, I, I, I, I, I

1970

no gunfights

lol, i just rewatched the professionals. now that's a real western

desu I've only seen A Woman Under the Influence and Chinese Bookie. I thought both film were fine, but just kinda overrated. I guess it all comes down to taste, and the type of gritty realism of Cassavetes just isn't my thing. That's it.

It also doesn't help that every Cassavetes fan is always the most unbearable pretentious prick.

Anyways, if you haven't already, you faggots should watch The Traveling Players.

youtube.com/watch?v=2uDih-fkCc4&t=10542s

i'll watch those two after i watch sinners

Greek? Hard pass. I’ll stick with my boi cassapetes

Not being drunk, remembering being drunk. Drinking and Cassavetes are microcosms of the totality of human soul. Periods of apathy interrupted by anger, hurt, violence, tenderness, compassion, indifference.

/philm/ thought of the day

If you're not drinking, then what the fuck are you doing!??

Are you one of those "if you haven't drank you haven't really lived" fags?

NTA, but not having gotten drunk or high at least once in your life is straight up trolling. It's kinda like not having had sex ever; you can cope all you want, but that's still a massive L for 99% of humans now alive.

99% of humans now alive can suck my dick. You're not Bukowski, you're not deep, you're not le suffering artist, you're just a bunch of retarded drunk normies.

what's the Anon Babble consensus on sinners

It's getting bombed every day

/hor/ is that way.

Ryan Coogler think he Uno Farto and Robert Altman and Martini Scorshitty at once but in reality he is a hack fraud making KFC core.

...

t. never partying bitterman

oh it's a horror movie? i thought it was action

Dingo ate my baby is an ancient boomer meme. Is dingo a crusty old ahh boomer?

30 year old man supposedly.

it's from a 1995 episode of the simpsons
obsessed

A fucking kid

Still think it was that woman's fault whotf takes a newborn into the outback?

formerly chuck's (eaten by a dingo)

Obsessed by what? Aren't you a 30 year old man? Isn't that a fact? Is stating a fact hating?

i've mentioned that exactly once and you remembered it. it's not like being british or liking westerns, which i mention all the time.

Cinéma vérité is the only authentic film genre. All other films are fabricated scenarios taped together.

But you didn not type cinema verite, you copied it from wikipedia. Your post is not authentic.

So what? I got a great memory. It's more like you're self important and grandiose. I don't care about you, at all. What's more, sometimes I defend you when you're getting injustly hated on, but you still always manage to be a dick in the weirdest ways

That's right. I don't know how to e''e'e'e'e'e'e with a nordic layout.

Sarah Gadon is a Cassavetes fan

torontolife.com/city/sarah-gadon-the-list/

I fell in love with John Cassavetes’ work when I saw the 1968 drama Faces in a film class a few years ago. I was excited to find this Criterion Collection set on Blu-Ray. There’s something satisfyingly tactile about physically owning a movie instead of just renting it on iTunes

And you don't need to. Just typing "cinema verite" is verite. Strange that you don't understand this.

I wonder when she watched Greg Lansky works

well thank you for defending me. i don't believe i'm self important or grandiose, i'm just opinionated and like to express my opinions in this thread. i don't even post that much, it's just tons of haters responding to me whenever i do post telling me to kill myself that i respond to making it seem like i post a lot.

Heeeyy
Looks cooler with the '

Aythenticity is not about striving to look cool, it's about being yourself.

TRUTHNUKE
And to press the point further: A filmmaker doesn't really need historical accuracy to be authentic. You could have the wackiest and most inaccurate western setting and portray an authentic psychological drama.

So Wes Anderson's flick was shown and is confirmed by reviews as mid, now why the fuck did Fremaux think it's a good idea to put it in Main Competition? At least Asteroid City was some full on meta thing that Wes Anderson hasn't really done before, The Phoenician Scheme is confirmed to be Grand Budapest 1.5. It should have been a Cannes Premiere or Out Of Competition if accepted at all to the festival.

But ideas of what constitutes cool are external, arbitrary and temporary

For me it's the Jancsó oner.

He's always in comp

In KINO veritas.

It has to stop. I could excuse AC, already explained why. This shit is clearly just total autopilot as all the reactions signify. I will not stop critiquing Thierry Fremaux for his choices, he is a hack fraud and an enemy of cinema.

There's a myriad of minute factors contributing to the feeling of authenticity but the key aspects are the most elusive - earnestness and spontaneity, looseness and freedom.

He's ok. He has an entire panel, so not only his choice. Every year he puts slop but also interesting stuff in comp like Pacifiction. Other sections need some good stuff too.

I need more nana pics

My whole identity is being cool. My only dream is to style my hair neatly combed, permanently.

You sound like David Lynch

If you tell me your favorite Technicolor flick, I'll give you a divine blessing.

Shane

why do you want gunfights retard, isn´t historically authentic or accurate

Ride the Whirlwind is close to frontier neorealism but sadly it's not as good as The Shooting.

Yeah it's good and Millie Perkins is cute

I've been on the fence of watching Last and First Man for a while now because some people seem to hate it and some people seem to really love it, so I decided to watch Jóhann Jóhannsson's earlier short film End of Summer to see if I liked his style or not. after finishing it, I'm still not sure how I feel about it. I've read nothing about it, but my take is that Jóhannsson went to Antarctica, shot some footage, and then composed an album based on the footage he shot there. the main problem with this, is that both the images and the music just weren't all that interesting to me. the footage is just pretty bog standard Antarctica footage but shot on 8mm, and the music just didn't grab my attention. the music did seem to take some inspiration from the footage he shot, for instance one of the songs sounds almost like the sea flowing in and out, another sounds almost like a group of penguins, another sounds like the wind, etc., so that was pretty interesting, but I just don't think his music is my thing. has anyone seen this and Last and First Men? how do they compare?

Real question... did any of y'all ever watch a porno movie inside a theatre? Recently discovered that dark world and wanted to hear some /philm/ related experiences

Travis, don't take the girl there... that's a bad idea.

no that's gross, I even fast forward s*x scenes in movies

classi french movie

old out of shape depressed geezer fucks some tralala young model with brown hair and a huge bush

I was in that thread too

classi Anon Babble general

old out of shape depressed geezer keeps tabs on all the posts made on the board all day long

Not true, not true...

Suck, you ducker!