What the fuck was his problem?

the ultimate quintessential boomer character

Is that a well paid and comfy job? NOOOO GIVE ME SOME LE HARD HONEST FACTORY LABOUR JOB!! AAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME TRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!

*me

Humans aren't "meant" to do anything. The biological bullshit inside of us says to eat, breed and protect but past that it's all up to us

Maybe you're missing the point. Eating, breeding and protecting is what its supposed to be about. Make all of that shit too easy and life becomes pointless.

Humans aren't "meant" to do anything.

you're supposed to be doing those TPS reports

You can tell whoever wrote this movie had no idea about humanity. 9 to 5 is a blessing earned by blood. A job with aircon and a comfy chair? That shit is basically heaven for anyone employed before 1980. This movie was so out of touch it's unreal

Do you know how many bosses he had to report to? Have you ever had to report to multiple middle managers who don’t talk to each other but all think their shit is top priority? I have and it fucking sucks

humans are meant to risk their lives all the time

but I would NEVER break the law

especiallty if it's a crime I can easily get away with

Shut the fuck up fag

be american

take a walk

get arrested for walking

go the forest

get arrested for walking the forest

I want to live as a corpo slave in nanny state where I never have to work for anything

Fucking subhuman

Remember when we used to mock first world problems? Now we got cunts defending them, holy shit. We have fallen so far

Zoomies unironically want to wagie

true

t. fattie that has never seen a squirrel, let alone a fucking bear

You're the one making the excuses retard. You're no ubermensch so stop larping as one

Office space was set in peak first world. It was basically already over by that point and we’re now in free fall. We didn’t know how good we had it. Bullshit jobs still suck thobeit

t. basedchugging corponigger

Zoomers notoriously don't want to work regular jobs

that's not how the world works anymore

there are shitloads of third world countries you can go to and hunt bears and nobody would give a fuck

excuses for what? Everything is easy now. There's no challenge or sense of accomplishment in that.

nobody wants to do regular jobs because the pay is shit

Ok but what about my country? We don't live like that anymore

Your rent is due on the first of the month

Then move out to Haiti and hunt wild dogs and cannibals

Go climb a mountain and hunt bears and live off the land right now. And don't let someone stop you because it's "illegal", you're above that.
Of course you won't do shit but sit on your ass, whine, and pretend that somehow makes you better than others.

but you're saying your country is a nightmare hellscape suppressing your natural urges, feel free to escape it

Live around niggers

no thank you

wages keep getting lower

taxes, rent and houses mortgages keep getting higher

I wonder what will be the conclusion of this system

Too difficult and unpleasant huh?

I do hike and hunt but I still have to pay my rent. Still have to wage. Its a stupid time to be alive it really is.

sill have to pay my rent.

No you don't

still have to wage

No you don't

Who told you you do?

living around feral nigs that have cut down every fucking tree in haiti is the same things as being from modern globohomo wage slavery

This is your brain on reddit

Remember when we used to mock first world problems?

Those are the only problems that matter. Do you think I give a fuck that Africans are too stupid to grow food for themselves?

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I’m in in Canada so we’re also importing huge numbers of people with third world mentalities and no connection whatsoever to our attitudes or cultural mores. I’m anticipating kino

There's always an excuse from you kek
Reddit bugmen at least don't spend their whole lives larping

The country that will through me in jail with niggers if I challenge the system

life has to be hard but it has to be the way *I* want it

ME ME ME

I want to be le warrior

I want to be le hunter

Shut up nigga

Keep going genius

Right reddit bugmen (you) spend their lives slaving away for pennies in office farms in polluted cities while their bosses sit on yachts and drink mimosas. Fucking slave fagoot

Be a wild man and fight/evade the law, or leave the country.

Wants to get (x)

Ok Sir, that would be ($$)

Lmao fuck you I don't have to pay shit lol

Ok retard

You should get some rest for work tomorrow. Mr Chaimberg needs you alert and sharp

Ok great but you're saying you do the same and crying about it lmao
I don't even have a boss

If you are gonna live with your parents at least clean your room

Wants to participate in society

Has to participate in society

Woah...

And I hate it. That's the system and it seems to be getting worse. Its a good movie. It exposes how pointless modern life is.

And I hate it

Cry and do nothing about it, pussy

You are brown

The only meaning is that which you make for yourself. Same as it ever was

Keep defending your masters slaveboy

Nihilism is for edgy reddit faggots. I'm glad I pissed so many of you off I really am. Clearly I struck a nerve.

clean. your. room.

maybe your mom will buy pizza and tendies if you do that

Society

Keep serving your masters and complaining like a bitch on teevee where they can't hear, subhuman

t. negroid
go play your switch

Everyone is laughing at you for having no self awareness

And I hate it

So leave. You can go pull a Chris McCandless whenever you want.

NOOOO I CANNOT BECOME LE HECKING PRIMITIVE MAN BECAUSE LE SOCIETY WON'T LET ME!!

SAVE ME UNCLE TED!!!

waaa I need group consensus

Do I even need to say anything more

I’m not mad at all, I’m just trying to share what should be an obvious truth. It’s not nihilism it’s pragmatism

fuck off with your false dichotomy

Giving up an easy job with AC for some back breaking physical labor

This has never happened

npc short circuits and starts dropping buzzwords

You really shouldn't say anything more.

Lol got you.

You got me but you still have to go to work tomorow bitch boy kek

It’s not nihilism it’s pragmatism

"wah wah wah life is soooo much difficult now!"
"I wish I was in the middle of jungle getting eaten alive by a lion or dying from dysentery"

Fair

You can scrape together the money for a ticket to Alaska and a knife. Just leave. Go live in the wilds and hunt prey and struggle against nature if you hate society. No one is stopping you.

Good, I hope you understand you're more of a subhuman than any redditor could be

Yeah I said none of those things guy. What I’m saying is if you’re looking for someone else to provide your life with meaning you’re doing it wrong

You sound mad and poor
Don't worry fellow woke-righter! just 2 more weeks until the UBI arrive

this could have been a good thread but a bunch of spergy autists ruined it

he is a basement dweller, he won't do shit
we have this thread almost everyday

defending reddit

Lets not do that

I'm whiter thinner and better looking than you. Fuck off

sure you are pussy

I'm certain you couldn't even walk 2 miles without getting a heart attack

As a shy, introverted guy, my ideal situation is working from home but a cubicle is way more preferable to the nightmarish open plan scenario most offices are today. Plus giving bosses their own office was a win-win. The bosses felt rewarded for making it to the top, employees had an incentive to work towards getting their own office someday, and they didn't have the pressure of their boss sitting next to them or behind them at all times. I hate picrel so much.

I run 5 miles every time I work out. We're getting away from the point of the thread though. Office Space is a good movie

I work as a softwarer developer for a real estate company and I think the street cleaners have a more meaningful job than me.

UNNNNNGHHHH UNNNNNGHHHHH IMMM FUCKINNNGG YOUR ASSSSSS!!!!!! UNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Software development seems like it would be boring unless you could make the things that you personally want to work on.

pic

This is what the natives did in British-occupied Egypt when they didn't like the working conditions.

Wouldn't you get fired immediately if you tried to "do nothing" at work like Peter was blatantly doing?

I work in this place that feels like hell on earth. As I anticipate Monday morning, I think of shooting myself often. I have tons of shit that needs to be done but I can never get a single thing done due to all the bottle necks that are ubiquitous throughout the whole site. All the while upper management forces us to go to these meetings where they bitch about my coworkers like some kind of humiliation ritual when I really should be finishing up work or training. My boss has this unrealistic get it done attitude and chews us out when we don't deliver. But that's only because his bosses are putting those same expectations on him. Uppermanagement always talks about helping us out but they would rather force us to go these free lunch sessions where they pat themselves on the back than do anything meaningful. I have coworkers that can barely use a computer without fucking things up and make way more money than I do. Another coworker is some overeducated twat who thinks he can Six Sigma his way through things and loves to hear himself talk zingers he probably stole from Linkedin. I have other coworkers who work up tot 14 hours at times and hardly see their kids despite the fact that the only reason why they're wageslaving is for their kids. All of this in name of civilization, but you got billions killing themselves for an experiment that they themselves will never enjoy.

That would require your supervisor to do his job, and he's doing nothing too.

Today ya. Modern office wagies are disposable especially with infinite H1Jeets coming in. Things are only gonna get worse

It depends a lot on your job. I worked for the government for a while and doing nothing was generally preferred over doing something because if you do something you might do it “wrong” and get in trouble for it. If only you knew how bad things really were

Linkedin really does feel like a portal into hell

the joke is that Peter doing nothing made him qualified to upper management material because upper management literally does nothing. Meanwhile all his friends were getting fired despite them actually doing work.

One time I made myself a little cardboard fort in a corner of our warehouse and fell asleep in it. When I woke up at around 7PM my boss saw me leaving and praised me for staying in late. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

based

I remember at one job where I was working afternoon/evenings where I’d arrive early and punch in and just hang out and read the paper in the break room before my shift started. I caught shit because they thought I was trying to claim overtime when I was just getting there early and punching in so I wouldn’t forget to punch in. It’s a strange world

I left an office job like this once and it was absolute kino

falling asleep and going away on teams

20 missed calls

Fuck off bitch I've been here years now you have to jump through 20 hoops to fire me

I work as a middle manager and do literally nothing all day yet for some reason they pay me 80k/yr

Said Anon on Anon Babble

I work in a small warehouse where I do a mix of driving a forklift and computer related shit. Its honestly the comfiest most laid back shit ever

Don't have to break your back in the heat

Not stuck in a cubicle for 8 hours

Boss is barely even around

Don't deal with customers outside of truckers

Only work with 8 other people who we all joke around with

Pay is actually really good

Just listen to Youtube or Spotify and the day goes by quick

yes

that sounds nice

how do I get one of those jobs where you don't really do anything? what sort of titles should I be looking for?

All these neets replies

How do you people get money to pay for your movies and shows

Half of Anon Babble live with their mum and dad and pay no bills. Sad really

He wasn't exposed to the absolute horror that is an open office plan.
Having a cubicle where I have multiple incompetent people come every once in a while saying the same thing is heaven.

Really anything that involves office work with the government. You won’t like it though