character flosses it movie
no blood
So much for realism.
Character flosses it movie
alcoholic starts to piss
Clear as day pee
DROPPED
character moves tongue across teeth
teeth don't even move
Fucking Hollywood.
characters climbs stairs
his knees don't crack every step
Name 3 films this happened in
guy comes home from work and takes off shoes
socks are bone dry and gf/wife doesn't puke
ok sure
Character gets drunk
Doesn't drunk text every single person in their contacts
I've been flossing and taking care of my teeth ever since I was a kid. Every time I go for a cleaning, my dentist says my teeth look great. Feels good. Getting all the gunk out of there is so satisfying.
character goes to the bathroom
don't hear massive muffled fart from behind the door
cleanings are a fucking scam
i dont trust dentist jews and i don't let anyone use sharp metal to scrape my teeth
Good job for taking care of your teeth!
fucking scam
I can understand the frustration on how a lot of denistry and healthcare in general nickel and diming patients. But you should still get cleanings any how. Just as a preventative measure just like with any other health check up. Plus making sure you exercise proper oral hygeine at home.
character takes a shit
no blood
I'm out bro
character takes a shit
wipes
theres no blood
i cant watch this shit
People in long term steady relationship fuck
They don't put a towel on the bed to fuck or something to catch the the juices
Woman doesn't get up and go piss after
You guys got hemmorids? Have you got a colonoscopy to make sure its nothing serious?
Y'all remind me that we haven't had a Truman thread in a while
didn't go to the dentist for five years
only had two cavities
got them filled
went back the next week for a cleaning
maintain regular brushing habits
go back in six months
four fucking cavities in teeth that never bothered me before
Cleanings are bullshit
Ha yo this is too real
I've had an anal fissure for the past 4 years that makes blood drip into the toilet every time I shit. The only sure way to fix it is a sugery that has a chance of making me incontinent. It's over for me
Anon Babble is the unhealthiest board
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how about you don't get cavities? root canals and fillings are even worse scams than cleanings
Everything about dentistry is COSMETIC
Did your dieting change? Or maybe your dentists weren't as thorough in checking for cavities? Hopefully not but I remember my local dentistry pulling that stunt. And then I had to switch practices.
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Man I used to have a dentist telling me I really needed a root canal, like badly, but then the scheduled time didn't work out for them and rescheduling was annoying so I gave up. It's now been 8 years of just not going to the dentist and nothing has happened with my teeth I don't get it
root canals are disasters
they just kill the tooth so it becomes a rotting infected pile of shit sitting there constantly poisoning you
either ignore it, or get it yanked
character cleaning their ears with q-tips
doesn't push them into the ear canal
the grinding part looks fun to do
I knew a girl who had that from getting fucked in the ass so much. She said the had to cauterize the inside of her asshole.
character has a spy cam in his urethra
character has to have a prostate exam
its a female doctor
haven't been to dentist in 14 years
teeth don't hurt, just getting a little transparent in the front
mostly white, i refuse to bleach
floss once a month, spit red koolaid into sink afterwards
I'm just fine, don't be a pussy
i have perfect teeth but thats because i chew that gum you see constantly shilled on TikTok
just getting a little transparent in the front
Are you drinking soda or eating foods with a lot of acidity? You do know that acids eat away at the enamel and it never grows back, right?
charater wakes up
takes a shower and brushes teeth
wtf is this
Just cleaned my ear the other day, total wax plug. It was like 2cm long and half a cm thick.
The natural, American one?
NTA but mine are doing the same. I only drink water and one cup of tea in the morning. Brush twice a day. Some people just have bad teeth genetics, can't do anything about it besides wait for a cure
character is taking a piss alone
doesn't rip a huge fart
That sucks. Sorry to hear that. Supposedly some lab in Japan developed an experimental drug that shuts off a protein we develop that inhibits further tooth growth. It's being used in limited trials at the moment but I don't know what potential side effects might be in the long run. Or the potential cost of such a treatment would be.
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brushes teeth manually
with electric brush
immersion broken
Looks like one of those poorly animated 3d youtube shorts
the man was flossing his teeth, but someone has replaced his floss with det-cord
in an instant, his head exploded, ruining the wedding he had been attending
You do know that acids eat away at the enamel and it never grows back, right?
Doesn't matter. You don't need enamel. Dentin grows back and will more than compensate for any lost enamel. We have countless examples of skeletal remains from pre-modern humans that have all the enamel worn away but are otherwise perfectly healthy, no cavities, and thick dentin that grew to replace any lost enamel.
I haven't been to the dentist in about 5 years but I have no tooth pain, I brush intermittently which I know is bad but I use alot of mouth wash, drink lots of milk, drink tap water, and don't drink any soda.
If my teeth feel grimy I just wipe them down. They're all white so I have no complaints.
Do you floss in addition to that as well? I know it gets tedious but that is very important. Don't want to risk developing gum diseases. Which could lead to a whole host of problems like heart disease.
You have her contact info?
idk she blocked my number so I haven't called in ages.
maybe the character doesn't have gingivitis.
potential side effects
Teeth that don't stop growing. It'll be like those guys that let their fingernails grow forever only with teeth.
nta, but I came to peace that at some point I'm gonna have to pay 2 kidneys worth to get artificial teeth
character drinks coffee
doesn't immediately run to the bathroom and take the world's biggest shit
character is sober now
has blocked every single one of his friends because he's a nuerotic autistic recluse without alcohol
Ha ha
the whole point of a root canal is generally to remove the infected insides of the tooth