We post kino perfomances from the previous years
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I wouldn't be shocked if Israel spent shitloads on votebotting and bribing Christian communities across Europe for votes. All to influence the perception of Israel.
Justice for Europapa.
last years songs were much better
Chanel was unironically robed of a victory, fuck Ukraine.
fuck Ukraine.
You could say that again
fucking israel is in eurovision? am i understanding this correctly?
Yes, for many years. Thing is Russia is banned from the competition but the eurocucks don't touch Isreal
And Australia...
they tried last year, however the anti-Israel vote was too strong. I think they can do it this year.
It was because Russia invaded a country and Israel didn't
israel invaded the occupied Palestinian territories, attempted an invasion of Lebanon, and currently occupies part of Syria.
israel invaded ...
israel
wowsers how heinous
Jews bribing christians
Not necesarry. Christians worship jews anyway.
Any of you know a stream for this shit?
Youtube, the offical channel will be live.
Oh sweet
Probably helps that the show's now sponsored by an Israeli company too.
Let's ban russia because of the 2022 war
It's pretty close to europe though
Let's allow Israel to continue
What bombings?
I always thought Eurovision was shit, but then it turns out it was also bullshit.
why cum japan and korea aren't sending hot kpop and jpop girlbands to the eurovision? given the amount of weeboos in the euro they'd win every year!
wut is this? qrd?
Eurovision is not a "song contest for all and only European countries".
It's "song contest for member states of EBU (European Broadcasting Union), which obviously includes most of Europe, but also countries like Israel (dark blue and yellow countries in this map).
Australia had a decent following of Eurovision across the years, which is why they were let in a number of years ago as sort of a one-off initially, but they have been continuing to participate so far.
Also for all newfags:
Anon Babble has a very active sticky for Eurovision every year and it is one of the best threads of the year (rest of the year that board fucking sucks)
do not care
Not sure if "botting" has been ever confirmed, but Israel absolutely spends more money on advertising their contestant every year than any other country, through organizations like IGAA. It's not a secret scheme that they're practically buying votes with tax payer money
sexo with Marko Bošnjak
I'm a canadian and I rather watch stanley cup than this fagshit
they're a Western country, y'know? Even though they act like african savages and have bronze aged middle-eastern religious beliefs
I hope Latvia wins, their song and performance reminded me of Abatap. If not them then Estonia I guess.
They really should let India and Korea in the contest for the memes
Australia didn't make it past the semis this year, so sadly no milkshake kino in the finals.
India
Fuck no.
My personal rankings for the 2nd semi final
1. Australia
2. Malta
3. Latvia
4. Luxemburg
5. Ireland
6. Austria
7. Greece
8. Georgia
9. France
10. Denmark
11. Montenegro
12. Armenia
13. Israel
14. UK
15. Lithuania
don't care about the politics of it, but the literal "anti-booing" technology is ruining the already often-poor sound mix of Eurovision this year. initially they muted the audience during Russia's entry when Russia was still participating, but this year it's over the top, mostly due to Israel.
audience is practically muted FOR EVERY COUNTRY because of Israel now, and instead of the real audience noise they use a recorded track of cheers in the broadcast feed. this becomes obvious during songs like the one from Australia that should have had audience participation (which didn't work because they were muted) and like Malta's entry. funnily enough the fake cheers they put on during Israels entry in the semi final were noticeably louder than for other countries. there's videos on tiktok from the actual audience during Israels song and it which clearly confirm that those broadcast cheers are not real.
Saars could be funny, Korea would always send the same soulless plastic bug slop.
I want a full Bollywood dance number while drunk Graham Norton gives commentary
I don't think Korean entry would work because I don't think bug people can understand what Eurovision is and instead they would actually try to send the best song they can from a popular artists. It's the exact same reason burgers participating would not work.
Eurovision
there is nothing funnier than the UK getting literally ZERO points that one year
How many hours until the show starts?
does she have the best "stage prop" this year?
2 hours 20 minutes
it’s American taxpayer money anyways
that's just manlytears in a wig
my fav act is the open incestous duo Abel UND Tina whom r singing about the time she licked his balls
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ich lieben deinen balls brüder!
if you listen closely you can hear her sing that line 0:55 in
now that's a name I haven't heard in a decade
Holy shit...just got a fucking YouTube ad saying vote #4 on Eurovision tonight. I just checked and it's Israel. LMAOOOOOOO.
Sexo song should have won instead of shitty ukraine, england got 2nd place just because the good points went to holol retards instead of super sexo dancing
there was some cuntroversecretaries in germany about Tynna and her lipsucking, people didn't believe she sung so she proved them wrong by licking the balls of the german führer, true story
yeah, Israel recorded her asking to vote for her in every language (relevant to eurovision), and have been spamming those ads on youtube for a while
Spanish TV started talking about Gaza victims by Israel doing a holocaust before the start of Israel's Song
kwab
THIS IS THE TRUTH. THIS YEAR IS SHIT!!!!11
absolutely not. this is a great year because finally most of the entries are in their own language and not in English
Reminder that the definitive Eurovision general is on
Israel needs to win. The seethe would be glorious.
remember to vote for germany
she acts like a 98% slut
last year sucked dick after europapa was DQ'd, not that this year is much better
Israel needs to win. The seethe would be glorious.
i like cute girls
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the version thats only in croatian is even better
which ones are your favs?
year 2006
since the dawn of time, Eurovision has been mostly generic pop and dull ballads
Finnish autism finally activates and the they send a heavy metal band with campy monster costumes
they win by a landslide, breaking previous score records and gifting Finland their first Eurovision victory ever
watching this entry live was incredibly kino
margaret berger
she was so hot in that dress, dont look up what she looks like now
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Where will you be watching it in the sticky? For me, it's Anon Babble
there is only one real sticky for eurovision
We used to have them on every board 5-6 years ago. It was always fun.
on every board
nah, like on two
Finland ripped of GWAR to win a song competition that mostly features faggots
Mildly based. Mildly.
Speaking of America, why hasn't stuff like "American Song Contest" ever worked out? Shitty promotion or do we in america just not give a shit?
ripped of GWAR to win a song competition
No, not really. Lordi, the artist, started in 1992 and had already had a couple radio hits around 2000. This absolutely wasn't a thing just done for Eurovision. Could one argue that the gimmick was inspired by GWAR, yeah probably
Lack of creativity, all your songs are in english so it gets boring fast.
if you mean like eurovision with each state i just don't think they're distinct enough in the modern era
They hate us because they ain't us.
Wasn't the Fat Israeli woman's song from last year or the year before a rip off copy of a famous pop song?
If I had to guess, in burgerland it would probably quickly become a contest where the states are actually trying hard and sending popular shit, which is the opposite of Eurovision
Yeah that was basically what American Song Contest was, each state/territory. en.wikipedia.org
What's the best way to watch this if you're in the US, anyway?
she was so hot in that dress
agreed
dont look up what she looks like now
meh, I was expecting tattoes and plastic surgeries a la Alizee and Tara Reid, but Margaret doen't look that bad for being 40, though she probably partied hard in her 20s
Dunno mate, probably through vpn and watch on a restream.
I love our European brothers here in Florida and Texas.
I was considering just VPNing to get the Iplayer.
I wish Americans would stop taking this garbage seriously. This was our private garbage, you shouldn't ever go through another person's garbage.
Ever since the televoting racket the quality of music has plummeted and then they brought in the "semi-finals" (which make absolutely no sense for this type of competition), just to make more money from it.
can't you just watch the official Eurovision youtube stream?
Peacock maybe?
today on "garbage for faggots" this bullshit
seriously: why do you even watch this drag queen gala
An American I know, literally thinks Eurovision is dumb because its political. I tried telling her, but she wouldn't listen, she then called "All Limeys" racist, Which is just hilariously ironic. Yanks are fucking retarded.
int tv pol and sometimes mu
what are we drinking
A pint of rum
Bottled water from a Welsh Spring.
I've got a 2L bottle of coke ready
Water while working my night shift i guess
ICH BALL_LA_LA_LA_LAAAAA
i remember running UBRS with my troll shaman when they won
i kneel, enjoy
party poopers
I'm Tee total not out of any religious or activist mentality, I simply don't like alcohol and what it does to people.
8% cider.
how the fuck do you not drink liquor when working at night?
whenever they show someone working late at night in the movies they all have the dude pull out a bottle jackie D and drink some
1992
GWAR goes back to the early 80s.
so what? that anon(or you) claimed that it was a stunt copycat for eurovision, which it clearly wasn't
Anon Babble used to have one
I think I might die, but it's been fun for the first half
I'm a legitarian so for me it starts of with 15cl of the yellow fellow for the first 3 acts or so, then a shot of famous grouse everytime I laugh at a stupid entry
Where's the stream with Graham? I can't watch without him getting tipsy and crapping on the show.
I'm in the Anon Babble thread and there's no one there, 2 posts in 2 hours (1 of them are mines), quite the letdown honestly
Didn't work last year
Come play turtle wow
I miss Terry Wogan, he was the absolute best.
the party is on Anon Babble
every yuropean is invited
what we drinking tonight bros
too much, again.. till dawn!
Imagine not voting for Poland
I said they ripped off GWAR's schtick which they obviously did.
i have prosecco and malbec
beer, beer and beer while enjoying the (political) shitshow that is eurovision.
I'm surprised you guys even watch this considering all the songs are about being gay and having HIV
valpolicella ripasso
I hope Israel wins.
Then every Eurovision fan would have to travel to evil Israel next year.
100ml of vodka + one beer
maybe they'll just host it in american like how ukraine hosted in the uk
ICH KOMME
Not gonna happen its way too rigged, if some cuntry things they gonna vot rig with fan votes they counter rigg with the jury.
Stream at kino.tube
this year has been great for ballad enjoyers
All I know is that this man makes Italy seethe
Official stream here
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Live in 10 minutes
weak
sticky
Great fans this year
BA LALAALLALALALALALALA LALALA
BA LALALALALAL
Why? It's already HQ on YouTube with no ads.
Let's not kid around. It's as bad as every year only this time it's at least in german (kinda).
areeeeeeeeeee you ready????
H-H-HERE WE GO
we are so doing this
if you drink more than that you're an alcoholic and that's weak. There's literally no point to drinking more. Good effects are not increasing and the bad ones are going through the roof
Why is European corniness so close to blatant homosexuality?
varför har jomshof bytt ut israelflaggan mot en svensk flagga?
I mean yeah but also it's almost four hours long and full of lgbt and political virtue signaling, soo....
Don't be a pussy
Get on Anon Babble and post with your flag visible
Swiss ''''''''''humour''''''''''
That's a man.
Look how they massacred my boy
HAH, gay!
Another year of people watching literally (LITERALLY) the gayest fucking event on television and then wondering why everybody on it looks and sounds gay as fuck.
Gay? Eurovision??
Too fast moving. Shit thread.
I am so sick of this NWO shit. I thought we had Trump
nig discovers eurovision
browns will never understand
White people.
no booing for Israel
It's already over
Do not assume broadcasters are above audio manipulation.
MODS MAKE THIS STICKY PLEASE
ICH KOMME
Sounds like less booing for the Jews this year.
Predictions for UKs place this year?
Same procedure as every year!
during the performances audience is muted this year because of israel boos
he fell for the zionist psyop
I'm actually sorry for you anon
honestly cannot imagine how retarded one would have to be to believe that things would change by voting
eurovision is like drag. Ostentatiously anti-art (with very few exceptions). Trans people are cool but drag is a fucking abomination to the senses and so is eurovision
slampig from Finland
Yum!
Of course they aren't above it but they are really not very good at it. Did you not watch last year?
That's because Israel is unironically in the right. They didn't start this war but they are right to wipe them out now once and for all.
Probably second last, just above Israel if they don't manipulate the votes.
We are the official bad guys of Eurovision, they will never forgive us for Brexit
You know where you belong, right beside germany on the last places.
Spotted a few qts
but tump!
A complete fraud. How did you not figure this out yet?
MALTA HOG SPOTTED
trans people are cool
That's because Israel is unironically in the right. They didn't start this war but they are right to wipe them out now once and for all.
-1
Luxemberg <3
tfw no big tiddy suomi gf
Miriam Cuntay
I'm have fallen in love with the Albanian woman, need her kicking my ballbag asap!
coomerbros, who we backing tonight?
SS Drummers
where's the lie?
i mean, i don't mind, see nothing wrong
Albanians seem to either be organised criminals or beautiful women, no in between
judaism is the lie.
nice
That Finnish chick looked thick
Second year I don't watch Eurovision. Keep the jews out of my eurokino.
The Jews are right
I see nothing wrong with castration
Are you trying to be a parody?
ESC? I have never heard it called that in my live. It's just Eurovision. That's already shortened.
Hazel Brügger is pretty hot I think
Steczkowska
swiss comedy
women comedy
swiss women comedy
eurovision
Someone post the Google doc that say who win pls
thats a dude
Keep weeping, incel. I bought four SIM cards to vote for Israel multiple times and nobody had to bribe me to do it. I just want to make chudcels and wokecels weep.
Croatia was the real winner last time
15 mins in and there's already a tranny, at least a half dozen faggots, and 3 girl boss hosts declaring their girl bossing
The West has fallen.
ICH KOMME
It's BGSC (big gay song contest)
germany 100%
You can find tiktoks of the crowd bro. They had free pali flags snuck in and were booing heavy
*tomboy mommy
She's bogged as fuck
Hmmt2wWhy is the bitrate so horrible?
The fuck, the votings open already? We haven't heard any of the fucking songs yet
i am a polack living next to the border with slovakia so i bought a slovakian sim card and i'm gonna slap some votes for Justyna Steczkowska
its all on the internet grandpa
The last one, as always
the delts on that middle chicken
This is genuinely the intro to a gay porno I've seen
ICH KOMME
Wow, this guy is terrible.
I'm going to fucking stab all of you if you don't vote for sweden
Switzerland is such a fucking gay country when you think about it, beautiful but gay.
I think it's because they're influenced by the French too much, same thing happened to Canada
Got to get in on that isreal vote goy
2nd last after Israel
choose
Norway sends a child to the pedo cult contest
Looks like a tranny
BARA BADA BASTU
flames in the background make it look like hell
The gays should get used to that sight
Fuck the blonde girl boss in the ass while the wop in the middle watches and the slag makes me a tea.
3, 1, 2
Stage kinda looks like Mordor
Ya we's doing the dances
Well that was shit. Can't see Norge getting any points with that.
LUXEMBOURG SEX ARSE
Sex with this big nosed slag
the next song is about feminism
Norway missed the nordic memo that they're supposed to send good songs and not slop this year
Brace for feminism
Based on her profile she looks like the trannie from Euphoria.
€1 per vote, you can vote 20 times
No keep that gay shit in Europe.
THE REAL EUROVISION THREAD IS ON Anon Babble !!!!!
Luxembourg a cute
This year is total POHJA domination
Wow this one is REALLY annoying.
Luxembourg SEX
Meaning of the song doesn't matter if you can't understand the language.
this thread is for slow readers. People with a reading age of say 7-12
$20 bucks to "properly" vote
have it all ruined by 50% of the voting power being with the shitty juries anyway
fucking scam
naaaa naaan naaaa nan nan naaa soup
Isn't this show basically just human made songs as close to AI generated as possible in order to win superficial contest of who makes the best nonsensically catch song
BOOBA
Temu Sabrina Carpenter
Looks like someone from Luxembourg watched Last Night In Soho.
no thanks
You can see her panties
Why does anyone want to win this? It’s like wanting to win the gayest country in Europe award.
She cute! I want to choke her until she cries.
GN stream, where?
Based camerman.
That was nice
Lmao that potato from Luxemborg had all her singing done for her by the vocalists and the dancing by the dancers and somehow she was still out of breath.
Angry Italian hand gestures incoming
captcha: 4vaxv
holy shit
imagine being so mentally ill that you will pay to vote for euro drag queen show
I'll give it to amerifags: at least they dont pay for this
Why is the audio quality so shit?
This guy is 100% a sex offender. How do you say #MeToo in Estonian?
If you win you also have to pay to host the next event.
song is just racism
Yep, based
I want Sweden to win so Finland wins but Sweden has to pay for it.
Yeah I'm thinking this is /ourguy/
this song makes narwhal bacon at midnight
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
make a post
refresh the page
already 20 new posts
Yeah, no thanks
Macchiato Status?
I wonder if thats the reason why Spain always sends the absolute bottom of the barrel garbage tier artists
Estonia is going for the meme crowd.
This
Many public tv stations in europe are streaming it on their websites. Their audio is better, although you have to put up with their commentary inbetween songs.
absolute kino performance
he's definitely a redditor gooner but he's still based.
I'm gonna give a 10 for Estonia.
So this is the meme gibs votes song?
bouncer guy's shoulders
how to achieve this natty
Holy kino.
Lol, why is it showing Switzerland instead of Israel?
Ireland won too much and had to start self-sabotaging.
cool down your antisemitism
Switzerland had the chance to do the funniest fucking thing and just flash images of dead Palestinians on the screen while she was trimming that hedge and smiling
Coffee? Ha ha, that's an unusual thing to sing about!
be a jew
has to have some made up extreme backstory about surviving under dead bodies for 8 hours
grandparents probably froze solid and shattered in Auswitch
Oy vey!
Get ready for piped-in cheers
Where to get images and reactions from the crowd not shown during the performance on official streams?
They're not called mountains jews for nothing
DEPLOY THE ANTI-BOO TECHNOLOGY
KAJ will fucking win, you better palce your bets.
Yawn
lol these awful fake claps
Even if you like Israel, this isn't good. Worst one yet.
boring Eurovision ballad
Obligatory
tiktok, unironically.
Oh my, the audience fell silent
Israel song is ripping off Manowar, but can't remember which song.
no Australia in the final
NO SOUL
Seems a bit harsh to boo desu
Shes not personally shooting missiles into Gaza from atop that glass staircase
Bang average song though Estonia is miles ahead so far
lmao that fake audience reaction
FUCK YEAH! LISTEN TO THAT CHEERING APPLAUSE!
ISRAEL
S
R
A
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Goys, one Israel life is worth 400 Palestinian lives. Don't question this
I only watch for she
you boo the contest organizers for the double standard of blocking russia and allowing israel
400
Try 4,000.
bug stealing my friend Nick's jokes
Spanish bros, what is the number to vote via SMS from Spain?
Well that was REALLY boring so you will know every single vote for it is disingenuous this year.
speaking different languages
climbs tower of babel
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Which final fantasy protagonist is this?
True. It was complete shit without a hint of fun to it.
That's not his real hair.
It's like if Billie Eilish and Kurt Cobain became a troon.
post-punk
alright, i'll allow it
It's Boo Fighters or what
Cope
Our commentator just went on about how they worked hard not to put the same songs next to each other and here we are 5 songs in with 2 boring gay ballads next to each other.
Who gets the money you guys spend on voting?
Snooze Fighters
Why are they wearing prison uniforms from a 1970s Soviet sci-fi?
why is this thread so slow
I guess you don't have to plug your guitar in anymore.
We have Muse at home
Nice Shoegaze type stuff here.
You can't use the wind machine with hair like that.
by far the best one so far
It's just random
What retarded country are you from?
Its not a double standard. Israel was attacked, Russia wasn't.
India.
I wanna suck Spain's girldick
These are horrible so far. Another fucking snoozefest incoming
Most people are posting in the Anon Babble thread but it's going far too fast, it's like a fucking Twitch chat where there are 20-30 posts every 10 seconds
spanish SEXO
Bogged roastie
No I meant the phone number to text FROM spain, not what number to send for spain
It's just random
No it's not lmao. The order is very specific and they try to not have similar songs next to each other.
Its not a double standard. Israel was attacked, Russia wasn't.
Cutie
Lol.
Lmao even
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sex with Spain and Luxembourg.
oh shit ok thanks anon
Song's much better than this crap as well but it's probably going to get a top 8 finish at best
What a dogsshit song
She looks like she has sex.
Trying hard to coobait with a lost bogdanoff sibling is an interesting plan.
Spain
What's with the trend of sending 50 year old hags to sing about how sexy they are?
Why aren't these guys in the trenches?
The UK's sign interpreter
Ok, my bad
It was random until 2013
6
No queers in the military
Spain, I am dissapoint
no argument
just as I expected from an incel
OK I mute
Frrrrrrrrrruit
no it isn't
Why does Russia complain about not being invited, shouldnt they all be in the trenches
Song was alright though
And here we've got the protag
no argument
just as I expected from an incel
Is this trying to be troon or 80s sci-fi~?
How long do you honestly think he'd last? Hell it's only been 3 minutes and I want to shoot him
yes it is
on the BBC
IMPLYING
Is this Eastern European David Bowie?
bigger screencap would help - not on my stream
What argument? The very existence of an apartheid nation is an attack, how did Israel not attack? Its existence is an attack, at least the way it has been ran continuously.
Thought my TV was breaking when the music abruptly stopped and started, turns out the song is just shit
Bird of Pray. Get it? It's a play on words.
FAIL
A
I
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Swedish comedy
I thought the presenter on right was a trans. Guess I was wrong if she's had a child.
we don't have emotions, we have money
That was the perfect time to cut to Israel
tfw no swiss hag gf
why cant the tranny janny sticky the thread?
Do the thing
*They don't do the thing*
*Camera pans to outside*
Please do the thing!
God, the scripted banter with these broads is atrocious. They aren't hosting the final, right?
shes actually kinda funny. once she ate germanys hottest currywurst and it almost killed her
I love Hazel so much bros
she cute
based moderators
could still not pull me out of hunziker unless you're future king arthur
wth
I saw her crowdsurfing in the semi finals. She was funny there. I thought she'd be dropped as wasn't enough people around.
NEW THREAD
BBC iPlayer bucko
Susans singing about a night out. England 0 Points.
GOT NO VPN
._.
;_;
Better than the Spice Girls!
you rang?
Guess I was wrong if she's had a child.
My sweet summer child...
BRACE FOR GAY
holy shit what is this faggy shit
is this your first ESC?
Why the fuck is AUTRSTALIA even allowed in!?
I am a singer, I am a singer, I am a singer
Please kill me.
Israel is not an apartheid nation, incel. Arabs have equality under the law. Prior to the 7th october attack, thousands of arabs from Gaza went over the border daily to work good jobs in Israel. That doesn't happen at the border it shares with Egypt, their supposed muslim brothers.
they are Palestinians
KAJ is going to rape your asses, you'll see
Damn she's hot