And tell us what the premise of your new movie is.
Subtract a single letter from a film title
Apocalypse No
The airstrike Chef calls in goes through and everyone dies
I would rename it to Cutes and it would literally be the same movie but with hardcore pornography scenes added
star wars a new hoe
T
it's the movie It but pennywise is replaced with Mr. T
Dead Pots Society
Lots of ceramic gets broken on the sidewalks.
Fago
New Hoe
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Empire. The fertility of outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the incel pandemic Emperor seeks a being of unmatched attractiveness that would make citizens feel lust again. For that purpose he calls upon his most loyal servant The Black Knight...
Schindler's Lit
the setting is the exact same except the concentration camp is a weed farm
Mr Doubtfire
about a guy that dresses up as a woman but is still and always will be a man bc you can’t change your gender
Con AR
After being sold a faulty rifle, a hunting enthusiast learns others have been duped by the same shady gun seller, and teams up with them to track him down and get their money back. A madcap comic chase across the states ensues, running afoul of ever differing gun laws in each location.
Aging Bull about an elderly boxer with dementia who gets thrown into the rough and tumble world of underground nursing home street fighting by his morally dubious nurse and grandson.
Nice one lol
Forest Ump
a mentally challenged guy becomes an umpire in the biggest baseball game of the year only to fall in love with the person on third base.
Attack of the Cones: a spiritual sequel to The Stuff
kek
Home Alone 2: Lost in New Ork
Kevin McAllister has been in yet another mix-up and wound up on a space rocket headed to a mysterious planet full of warring green brutes who don't even know the meaning of Christmas. Can Kevin teach them in time before his mortal enemies Harry and Marv, the Space Bandits, arrive in search of plunder?
Goofellas
"From the time I was a kid I knew I wanted to be a gangster".... Instead of a crime drama, it's just a bunch of Italian wise guys jacking off on each other. And just when the viewer starts to think "surely they must all be out of cum by now", another guy walks in through the door and they all pause the cum orgy to turn and greet the newcomer "Oohhhh! This guy! Look who it is!", and then the new guy joins in. This formula repeats for 2 hours and 45 minutes.
001: A Space Odyssey
About Romans going to space and finding a monolith on the moon and one of them turning into a space foetus because monkeys or something.
Eat
Pacino pursues De Niro and his crew across Los Angeles' restaurants trying to stop them from dining and dashing
My Big Fat Geek Wedding 3
Once upon a time three separate geek couples were set to tie the knot but little did they know that their robots would object. Robot143c5 grabbed a machine gun and ended the festivities.
Alien
After investigating a mysterious transmission of unknown origin, the crew of a commercial spacecraft encounters a deadly lifeform.
The Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
Is a sequel to the first movie, but this time, the title is longer
(A lot of people forget to put the " : " after the rings)
War of the Words
Martians come to Earth and bitch us out. We call them ugly three-fingered faggots and they die of embarrassment.
Sar Wars
A colon (:) isn't a letter, it's a punctuation mark.
Itch Black
A documentary about skin diseases among black people
'He'
About a soi-cuck who gets and AI operating system, but this time he gives it a male voice and doesn't fall in love with it because that would be totally gay.
Run Loa Run
A comic caper featuring a rogue Loa descending to the earthly realm and possessing a comatose human prisoner, before escaping jail to embark on a wild chase to retrieve a stolen Voodoo artifact while staying one step ahead of the law.
12 years a save
documentary on the history of video game addictions, speedrunning, transgenderism and the mental illnesses that tie them all together
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
About a mutagen turtle hero who is trained to be a ninja by a rat, but gets his arse kicked by Shredder because there's only one of him.
2 Years a Slave
It was pretty rough but you know, it could have been worse.
The Vitch
It is spelled with only one 'V' for some weird reason. Bravo Eggers.
Lien
Ellen Ripley blows up Weyland-Yutani's expensive ship for reasons unknown, so in the sequel they put a lien on all her shit, with 57 years of interest in adjusted dollars.
Jurassic Ark
Rejected by Noah, a group of colorful cartoon dinosaurs led by a T Rex voiced by <POPULAR JEWISH COMEDIAN> build their own boat & embark on the adventure of a lifetime.
I'd actually watch this
even west cunny is ugly
It's over
Moo
Sam Rockwell stuck on the moon with a cow as his only company and source of milk. Mystery ensues when he discovers a dead cow on the moon and that infinite cow clones are being created to replace his cow.
Ear Window
A man spies on his neighbour's earhole and discovers a serious case of earwas buildup.
indiana jones and the fast crusade. its a short film
Subtract a single letter from a film title
No lie, I had exactly this same idea for a thread earlier today but you beat me to the punch. Anyway:
Who Framed Roger Rabbi
It's basically the same story as Who Framed Roger Rabbit, except Roger is a kike.
didn't understand the assignment
Jurassic Par
Wait...
fuck
The Atman
Kid's parents get killed in an alleyway by an internet troll so he grows up and sits in his cave on the At-Computer dressed in a costume, atting people on Twitter.
Evil Dad
Bruce Campbell chops off his hand and replaces it with a chainsaw, and along with a shotgun he uses it to punish his kids for not doing their homework - an oral book report on the Necronomicon. Hilarity ensues.
Pirate of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
It's a sequel to the previous movies, but this time, it focus a bit more on Jack Sparrow. He is the pirate of the caribbean
Hoe Alone
It’s a bdsm threesome femdom porno
Live and Let Di
James Bond is tasked by M to protect Lady Diana from the paparazzi. He decides to save his own life and leave her to crash in a tunnel.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pear
Ooouuugh....I know I shouldn't have eaten it...but...I just can't turn down a dare....bleeuuugh
You're a fucking coward, 007
25 films and they wait til then for the F-bomb?
Niggers (Nxiggers)
a daring look into niggers
How about:
"SOUR GRAPE"
is the exact same movie, but the titled changed a little bit
for england, james?
no, for me
Nora
like anora, buts she’s a bigger whoore
The Ask
A film starring Jim Carrey. In the film, Jim's character finds a magical mask that grants its owner the power to have any question he asks correctly answered.
The Dark Night
The screen is entirely black and you hear Batman bumping into shit and stubbing his toe because he can't see anything.
What about "OUR GRAPES". A guy learns to share his grapes
the men. its like the menu but its a bunch of gay dudes cooking
The Bi Lebowski
Where Jeff Bridges goes on a bizare quest to explore his sexuality. Finally he realises that people criticising his newly discovered bisexuality is just like their opinion man.
Men In Lack
A movie about men who endure abject poverty.
Inners.
Argo
Ben Affleck goes into Bemidji, Minnesota to rescue hostages under the guise of shooting a fake sci-fi movie, culminating in a nail-biting escape from the fat cop lady.
Straight Tory
A story on how one honest man tries to change the party from within
Seen
Brad Pitt and his cop partner Morgan Freeman investigate gruesome murders by Kevin Spacey. Before he is killed by Brad for putting Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box, he tells him that he just wants to be seen. For someone to listen, which is what nobody else did.
lmao
Godfellas
there's a scene where Joe Pesci gets shot in the back of the head but the bullet bounces off because they are all gods. It makes the ensuing conversation very awkward.
nice
Janjo Unchained
It's the same movie, but the places where he says the 'D' is silent are omitted.
Fesh Pince
OboCop
Dyslexic man fights crime with his excessively loud oboe.
Mad Max: Fur Road
Mad Max and a bunch of crazy characters drive gas-guzzling kill vehicles down a road running over furries along the way. The movie is very popular for unknown reasons.
Da' Boot
Faithful remake of Das Boot but with ebonics
Ape Fear. its a psychological thriller about the inner city
2 Days Later
2 days into a zombie outbreak. Utter chaos. We need more movies like this.
fist blood
about a vietnam vet going from small town to small town fisting people till they bleed
American Psych
Christian Bale kills a bunch of people over his inferior business card but it all just turns out to be a prank bro
in cup. its like tin cup, but roy is really good at putting
Well, yeah..that was my joke. There was way funnier versions like sour rapes or sour gapes or our grapes.
28 Days Late
Honey...I think I might be pregnant.
Holy kek, I needed that laugh.
The Princes Bride
It's just a historical "fiction" about Princess Diana. Make it spicy and have the Queen order her assassination at the end.
Lord, F The Rings
OH LORD
FUCK DEM RANGS
o lawd
No way I didn't get the joke! That's so funny! SOUR RAPES? SOUR GAPES? How do you come up with this stuff?
The Phantom Menae
Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi search out to find the 50 Greek goddesses of the lunar months
Attack of the Cones
The Republic is thrown into turmoil as army of Coneheads attack
Revenge of the Sit
No action just 3 hours of actual C-SPAN in space as Sheev is unsuccessfully impeached
A New Hop
Princess Leia hides plans for a secret beer recipe in a droid that can bring down the Empire to give to former Jedi Brewmeister, Obi-wan Kenobi. Obi-Won trains Luke in the ways of the Brew.
The Empire Strikes Ack
Yoda puts Luke on HRT to fight post-op Vader
Return of the Jed
Jed Returns
The Fore Awakens
After being betrayed and bested by his apprentice (Kylo Ren), aging Luke Skywalker finds a young girl, Rey, and trains her to compete in a tournament in this golf sports comedy set in a Galaxy far far away
The Lat Jedi
Four hours of Jedi bodybuilders lifting
The Rise of Kywalker
Rey fulfills her destiny by taking on the mantle of both Luke Skywalker and Kylo Ren by becoming Supreme Galatic Emperor.
Rogue On
Wayne's World parody of Star Wars
Solo: A Star Wars Tory
Senator Han Solo takes on Whig-Controlled Parliament in this political thriller. It's basically Mr. Smith Goes to Washington but with space wizards.
Ron Man
The story of an everyday man named Ron (Played by Robert Downey Jr)
Captain Merica
A dunk southern redneck is accidentally given a super solider serum. (Starring Danny McBride)
Hor
Paris Hilton stars in her own biopic
Poo Things
An unorthodox scientist, for some reason, brings a dead indian woman back to life
The Mpire Strikes Back
MDickie has returned to claim what is his. Who can halt his army of familiar but legally distinct grapplers?
I watched this film with my dad a decade ago and I keep calling him Parental Unit instead of dad.
the der hunter. a goes around gunning down retards
Starring: Squidward Tentacles
'They Lie'
Rowdy Roddy Piper finds a pair of headphones that allow him to hear the truth, that the world is really run by weird aliens among us.
It's yet another thinly-veiled allegory for the fucking Jews and their kikery.