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Looks awful

I know it’s horrific.

I still wonder what that would feel like experiencing

No eye popping out? What a damn shame.

take a fun movie

completely fucking rape it into a franchise

FD only became fun in 2

Didn't this happen with Saw and Paranormal Activity too? It's always horror movies they make into a ton of shitty franchises

It's pretty good, the main cast is fairly likeable the the family dynamic is pretty realistic. It's FD so, no one's going to watch it for a deep compelling plot, the series is practically a dark comedy.

Out of every breakfast machine death, still the most unrealistic part was the asian dad would refused to become a believer despite 3 people in his family dying in the same week from bizarre occurrences

The premise for the garbage truck death the cgi there was pretty bad, but what can you do I guess

all the hype behind fdb

decide to watch 4 and 5 (only ones i didn't watch)

why 4 is so terrible? why the fuck did they decide to make a 5th after the shitshow 4 was? it doesn't even have todd

Everyone knows 4 is shit, 5 at least redeems the franchise.

At least Saw has *kinda* bounced back, PA was always shit

4 was a 3D slop cashgrab

1 is the best because they try to make it realistic and doesn't try to be slap comedy and is taken serious.
3 is the 2nd best because idk i just like the use of photos trying to decipher the future deaths and i like the nihilist character and the other guy mocking death.
2 just goes full capeshit and reminds me of the transition to classic jason to shlocky jason where the focus is the gore instead of the characters. still okay movie but idk the deaths reaches Wanted 2008 levels of unrealism. Still has the best kill just like matrix reloaded has the best action scenes.
4 is a shitty capeshit 3d movie with racists wearing red cartoony swastikas trying to burn a cross in front of a black guys house
5 tries to bring back the realism and the characters but the franchise is too far gone, the tom cruise clone going incel mode because her girlfriend died was pretty awesome. also linking back to the 1st movie was pretty kino. (but kinda dumb when you think about it)

TLDR: 1 > 3 > powergap > 2 > 5 > powergap > smile > smile 2 > powergap > 4

1 had plenty of slap comedy though, sometimes in the middle of the deaths. Why did a boombox snipe Tod on the head in the middle of a plane about to explode? Shit was fucking hilarious.

5 gave us the best parody dance tho. Can’t deny it was kino.
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1 is the best because they try to make it realistic and doesn't try to be slap comedy and is taken serious

You forgot Stifler scenes

When they were trying to go back to grandma's fortress they should've brought along someone completely unrelated without telling them shit and kept them close at all times. Would death consider that interference or do you have to be actively trying to stop shit for it to count?

That's probably why JB left before helping them too much

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smile 1 and 2

haha so randum

If Death sees you’re in the way too much then yeah, you’re interfering. You’ll get collected along with the original target. Exactly happened with Erik followed by Bobby.

Yeah but he was aware and actively trying to stop it, I'm wondering if some essentially kidnapped rando that has zero idea what's going on would just be considered collateral

Now that I think about it, that'd be an interesting premise, goody two shoes characters decent into criminal acts like kidnapping and maybe even killing to try and stop death. Like they kill someone and think they're safe, but that guy was scripted to die next week so it ultimately didn't change shit

Cops would've questioned them for days after hospital, like are you trying to kill your whole family? The outsider would've turned out to be someone with little time left.

Final Destination 2 just treats the entire concept as a joke then 3 goes back to being serious

Are we gonna see a lot more people refuse an MRI scan due to this?

From a previous thread:

Tower premonition

Boy throws a penny off a tower which flies into the tower's vent causing a gas pipe to burst. The tower's glass dance floor, weakened by a piece of a chandelier, falls apart when dancers repeatedly jump on top of it and several people fall to their deaths. A woman is accidentally set on fire by a chef which causes an explosion from the gas leaked earlier and incinerates many people. Many people try to use the elevator to escape but the elevator wires break and a man standing in-between the elevator doors is sliced in half when it falls. The tower top tips over and causes a piano to slide off, crushing a woman through a pane of glass. The boy who originally threw the penny manages to escape the tower but is obliterated by the falling piano. Iris, the person having the premonition, tries to save a young child as they hang off the side of the tower. Her ring caught by metal rebar, Iris' finger is torn off and they fall to their deaths, with Iris being impaled through the head.

Grandma Iris

A weather vane is blown off the top of her house and lands on a fire extinguisher which bursts, making the weather vane fly into the back of Iris' head and through her mouth.

Uncle Howard

A glass cup breaks and a shard is unknowingly put into someone's drink which spills when a Jenga tower falls onto it. Howard steps on the glass shard causing him to fall and a lawnmower shreds his face after a rake tipped over and turned the lawnmower on.

Cousin Julia

A tree trimmer falls onto a man using a leaf blower which blows leaves towards some kids playing soccer. One of the kids, blinded by the leaves, kicks the soccer ball and knocks Julia into a garbage bin. A garbage truck grabs the garbage bin and tosses Julia into it's compactor which crushes her skull and rips her arm apart.

Cousins Erik and Bobby

After learning Death's rules, Erik tries to save Bobby by killing him with an allergic reaction and bringing him back to life. They get peanuts from a vending machine by tipping it over and loosening one of the metal coils when the peanuts get stuck. They try their plan in a room with an MRI machine but a clipboard falls onto a keyboard that causes the machine to gradually grow in magnetic force. Bobby eats the peanuts and begins to swell up. Erik tries to bring Bobby to the ER with a wheelchair but the MRI machine pulls his phone out of his hand and onto one of it's buttons. The magnetic force maximizes and causes the MRI machine to rip out Erik's piercings from his body, including his earrings, septum ring and nipple piercings. The MRI machine then pulls Erik towards itself with the wheelchair, folding his body in half as the wheelchair's metal pierce his abdomen. Bobby manages to survive his allergic reaction but is killed when a nurse opens the door and the metal coil from the vending machine earlier flies straight into his head.

Mommy Darlene

At Iris' house for safety, a rope hanging a plant pot snaps, making it fall onto a stove and causes gas to leak. A malfunctioning light causes a small fire on top of the house but one of it's embers is blown by the wind and into the house, creating an explosion and blowing up the house entirely. Darlene survives but is crushed by a falling light post.

Stef and Brother Charlie

In the suburbs after death is thought to be cheated, a woman buys a cookie from a lemonade stand. A penny falls out of her coin purse and rolls into train tracks nearby, causing the track merging to malfunction. The train derails and speeds towards Stef and Charlie, destroying all the houses in it's path. Stef and Charlie survive the derailment but the train cars continue to pile up, one of them containing logs that fly into the air, crushing them entirely.

I've never bothered with a single one of these movies. However, it is raining bad today and I've seen all the other movies at my local theater that I want to see. Should I go watch it?

>>Anon Babble

The nurse should've freaked the fuck out as soon as shit on her desk startled rattling, like at least speed walk

|| How fucking hard can a child kick a ball to knock an adult over, I work at a soccer center and have never seen someone get floored like that ||

Ooops

Bitch was a twig

The movie tries to make it seem like it caused her to lose her balance and fall sideways into the bin, but yes it is retarded (which has always been part of these movies' charm provided they don't go full retard like 4)

Why does Death bother with premonitions if he’s gonna kill them all anyways? Are they outside influences by some other “force” or is he really just a cruel fuckhead in this series?

Death can be very precise if it wanted to. So right in front of that rando it can still kill you alone.

When the title isn't the biggest thing in the poster it tells me they know the movie will be shit

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computer overheats and explodes burning me alive

somehow the fucking ceiling breaks and falls on me (probably domino effect for not washing the dishes or something)

I look forward to all the canceled tattoo and piercing appointments.

That's not Death, that's Life.

is he really just a cruel fuckhead in this series?

Yes

got MRI appointment monday

bros...

Its upsetting that out of 6 movies no one has managed to really beat death. 6 was decent but I feel like now its futility making anymore movies if you already know death will always win in the end.

Every movie is basically the same at this point, people marked for death, they find out a way to beat it, it doesn't really work, they die anyway.

Absolutely. An unforgettable experience. That garbage truck alone should have you chasing all the older movies later to try and see if anything can top it.

is he really just a cruel fuckhead in this series?

The point is to see the breakfast machine deaths and how far it can stretch your suspension of disbelief. I accidentally said "Oh come on" a little too loud when the penny jammed the train rails, thankfully the people around me laughed, but still

Yeah yer reaction was slightly slower than expected, but I think it’s because she’s never experienced fuckery of this magnitude with the MRI before

Dude she was hella tiny. Super petite stickbone figure. It’s very possible

Death isn’t the one showing them. The rumor is that they’re psychic with their respective bloodlines

Is it fun like final destination 2 or shit like all the others?

I wonder how bad medical technicians are gonna mald at this movie’s inaccuracies

Wut

Cooked
Kimberly and her boy toy cop from 2 beat death. It stopped chasing her.

Now maybe I'm missing something but why did that guy in the morgue not die if he was one of the people saved from death at the tower?

Final Destination

kys meleefag

Super fun. It’s a huge mixture of all the good things in the previous ones, with added A24 aesthetics and drama as a bonus.

someone shouted "NO ITEMS" when the title came up and it got a few laughs

it goes in order of death in the premonition, iris dies before bludworth and so her family goes before coming fir bludworth

I’m really curious to see what they say about the garbage truck

He's the last one and can only die after death is done with her family.

Kimberly and her boy toy cop from 2 beat death.

They died in a wood chipper.

That's too simple for me though. The best horror gives the audience hope for a good ending, and makes you feel invested in the outcome of things. This movie completely solidified that you should never think anyone is gonna beat death, so now its just mid gore porn.

Ohh of course, how did I miss that. Thanks Anons.

he doesn't know about Research Mode

He knows he’s going to die after this family dies first. When they came to him, he decided to retire, knowing it’s going to be his turn in a matter of days after taking out the Campbells.

IRL he died from cancer right after shooting this movie. RIP candyman

JB beat it though, treat it as something exceedingly rare

The garbage men aren't gonna complain, they're too busy listening to Kelly Clarkson and being on they phone.

They died in a wood chipper.

Made non canon.

Lol

Wood chipper news was noncanon. It was just a stupid idea they got rid of in a bonus feature for 3.

In the 6th new movie, Bludworth confirms she’s alive and well. She didn’t die.

Did anyone else thing that they were going to kill Paco? There was that throwaway line about turtles living for 100 years. I'm sure it probably wouldn't work for lore reasons but it would have been a funny, fucked-up scene

There was a bunch of books and one of the noncanon concepts mentioned by a personified Death was that Life fell in love with some person and gave them visions to avoid death and it pissed Death off, eventually Death got them, but it started a rivalry so they have a little cosmic battle every so often.

It’s extra gruesome because right after it tears off her skull, the compactor keeps going and crushes the rest of her body. Heart wrenching shit if your brain knows how to fantasize further

added A24 aesthetics and drama as a bonus

I can’t tell if this is bait or what

If that's the case then I can be satisfied with that.

The thing is if no one ever beats death, the premonitions are basically pointless. Then you have to wonder, where do they come from? What force enables it? Is it an opposing force to death? That's why I believe someone has to "win" in order to attribute any value to the premonitions.

Has there not been an animal related death yet? It feels so obvious but I’m fairly sure there hasn’t been

Paco is well taken care of by Asian gigachad dad. You can see it at the end of the movie

Yeah the books were sadly retconned. It was a whole ass interview with death lol

PIGEONS!

Just meant they made it prettier and more refined with the cinematography, as opposed to the rushed cashgrab slop that was 4

gigachad

By what fucking metric?

There are two theories.

In the non-canon books, “Life” is a force like Death, and tries to fight it by providing the premonitions.

Among the fans and writers, a possible idea was floated about psychic bloodlines.

Shout is such a fun song to dance to and now it’ll be linked with accidental gruesome deaths for at least 2 months, goddamnit

I'll never get over how shit 4 was because I like stock-car racing and wanted to see cool shit but it's just shit.

Just don't go curbstomping glass 40,000 feet in the air and you should be fine

even on ground a party does this and breaks through the weak concrete getting impaled by sewer pipes and random debris

They specifically took out animal deaths. In the first movie, Clear’s dog was supposed to die before her, but the focus groups rejected it as too much. No doggos or animals killed at any point

He refused to play along with any of this shit. He was never on Death’s list. And he insisted that the family should stay together, which they idiotically refused.

Yeah it was an idiotic cashgrab. The 3D shit made it worse

family should stay together

Doesn't join them when going to go get answers from Todd

So much for that.

Nah, I think if 3 of your family members died in the same week and you still deny the whole thing's a very real situation you're a fucking idiot

What would them sticking together have changed besides getting locked inside a house fire or someshit, we *just* saw Death try to take 3 of them out at once at grandma's fortress, Bobby and what's his name also stuck together, didn't change shit

Death took 50+ years to fix his hitlist

guy kinda sucks at his job desu

i was about to watch the camrip right now but the webrip is up. lucky me

I think that anon meant deaths caused by animals, not animal deaths. Like someone getting ripped apart by a shark or something.

assholes wouldn't hop on a plane after his first try

You think 50 years is a long time for death? Guys been around since the moment life ended that's nothing for him.

So is a death proof room basically confirmed for being the best defense?

just saying that he could be more efficient
they were all at grandma’s funeral and he could’ve done it then in one fell swoop
but I can’t fault the guy for just maxing out style points, I imagine food choking and stair falls get old after the first 3 million times

The best defence is a good offense, we kill Death.

ceiling collapses in on you

Yeah, but that's not life.