This is what Star Wars should be about.
Not silly Space Wizards with psychic powers. Not annoying CGI alien glup shittos for kids. Not super special Chosen Ones saving the day on their own.
Gritty. Serious. Mature. Realistic. Political. Deep. This is Star Wars finally for ADULTS.
OT>ST>PT
Andor > Rouge One > All other Star Wars (kiddie shit)
What if...Starslop but with...RAPE???
misses the point of Star Wars completely
Yeah, George should've done generic, depressing sci-fi like everyone else was doing back in the 70s...
Who else was doing sci fi before star wars?
No, it's shit, overwhelmingly shit.
If only.
Star wars should seriously just die. If all people want from your universe, is nothing like you universe, just make something new entirely.
Star Wars isn't sci-fi.
Stormtrooper armor summed up in one image.
Andor > OT > PT >>>>>> Filoni slop >>>> ST
If you don't know already, you don't deserve to know. Science fiction has been a staple of cinema since its very inception.
Star Wars was always for kids and a slick way to sell toys. I liked Episode I when it came out because I was 9 years old and thought Jar Jar Binks and pod racing was cool... because I was 9.
In the original script, Andor had a lot more alien races in it.
Star Wars isn't sci-fi
They already made several movies about the chosen one. There are too many chosen ones. If you're making new stories set in that world then they can't really have more chosen ones.
realistic
an intelligence agency of a highly authoritarian state does not instruct its officers to look out for the closest known associate of a captured terrorist who attempted suicide
the closest known associate of the captured terrorist is standing next to their mutual place of work during his capture, literally watching him get taken away
the closest known associate of the captured terrorist sneaks in undetected to a highly-guarded hospital
none of the officers guarding the hospital were given a photo of this person (the closest known associate of this wanted terrorist who attempted suicide)
its so gritty and realistic
Gritty. Serious. Mature. Realistic. Political. Deep. This is Star Wars finally for ADULTS.
*poojeeta lesbian doing backflips blowing up cars*
why isn't the stormtrooper wearing a helmet?
Star Wars is just a generic high fantasy story with a space backdrop
No amount of millennial writing can undo that
he's not a stormtrooper
Nothing about this dogshit soulless pile of garbage is Star Wars in any way. It's a disgusting subversion and has no aesthetic, tonal, or stylistic resemblance to any part of Star Wars. Someday someone like me is going to cave your skull in with a hammer you miserable subhuman faggot shill
The biggest trick the devil played was convincing reddit manchildren like OP that rape and sex scenes, gratuitous violence, and swearing are "mature" writing. You're an embarrassment.
inception
lmao seriously? inception released a few years ago
sets the stage for an interesting story about an insurgency and spies
skips all that and spent an entire episode showing people chanting "we are ghor the galaxy is watching"
same shit
from the river to the sea ghoristine will be free!
*explodes*
Sexo
Is this supposed to be sarcasm
This is Star Wars finally for ADULTS.
So Star Wars was always for kids, gotcha
Exactly this.
AT = Andor season 1, Andor Season 2, Rogue One.
OT>AT>PT>ST
OAPS
P-please watch our new StarWars™ product
No.
B-but I p-promise ! This t-time it's g-good ! F-for real !
No.
based
actually you've been asleep and the time dilation only made it seem that long. the movie released only weeks ago
my kid loves bluey and it's wholesome as fuck. the cunts did good
Star Wars isn’t sci-fi
Star Wars isn’t sci-fi
Star Wars is just a generic high fantasy story with a space backdrop No amount of millennial writing can undo that