Binging with Babish?

I'd rather have a Babish thread than another vomiting nausea inducing putrid Red letter media thread, a fat fuck and a faggot just talking about a million shit but the movie they're supposed to talk about

when will this bald cuck trans out

Why do you guys like to pick on this guy?

get raped

gf loses all respect for you and leaves

So this is a The Shield thread?
You… SUCKED?!

sad, he was so proud of his painted fingernails too

sexual assualt could be anything

So maybe thats a sighn to fuck off with your literal who youtuber shit.

It's really very simple for anyone who isn't a complete retard

Where do you think we are right now?

soilennials find it so stressful to make 2 15 minute videos per week they check themselves into a mental institution and get raped

This generation is lost.

imagine checking yourself into a hospital for a mental health crysis lmao what a blunder
true, maybe the dude just groped him a bit or he started masturbating in front of him, hard to say with this bullshit vague terminology

hmmmmm

So that's what happened during the blistering winter of '22?

It means KWAB'ed my friend.

Is this true?

Fraid so

he got walked home gently

PTSD

I don't want to hear professional soldiers whine about PTSD they got after signing away their lives to die for corporate interests and Israel's plans. I sure as fuck don't want to hear some pussy ass New Yorker who has never even been in a fight whine about PTSD.

straight from the horse's mouth

get raped in an asylum

your girl instantly gets the ick

greetings from kazakhstan

you've gotta admit that that was kind of a bitch move, could you imagine letting an unarmed man rape you? Unless the rapist is as big as the mountain it should be borderline impossible

Mental illness gives you superpowers, guaranteed this guy could have shrugged off pistol rounds charging at that bussy

youtube.com/watch?v=ua0-5FZ2Eww

if you're a rich man who owns property like this in new york city and you check yourself into an asylum with the dregs of society then really you only have yourself to blame

rich people like babish are supposed to go to "spiritual retreats" out in arizona when they get depressed, not be locked up like an animal

Welcome to the club.
Kevin Nash survived the sweltering hot summer of 1992, you'll overcome the frigid winter of 2022.

TRANNY AL PESTO

White people just hate working, this guy literally had the easiest job in the entire world: produce slop for youtube and make millions of dollars and he had a mental breakdown doing that kek

I bet that Babish was asking for it, one has to wonder what he did to make that tard so horny. Maybe the nail polish that he was wearing reminded the loonie of his sister

if i was a victim of something horrible that really hurt me i'd keep it to myself. wouldn't be sharing my story and thanking people for their support.

maybe it's a win-win if you HAVE been hurt and get sympathy, but why not just seek attention in more fruitful ways? this is like a board game where you just draw from nothing but a deck of cards that says "You win!"

Damn they cooked his ass

Jacques Pepin

Jean Pierre

Gordon Ramsay

Marco Pierre White

why were they able to run multiple restaurants while hosting a dozen TV shows each without having nervous breakdowns?

self-medication through alcohol.

Based hater

THAT'S LIFE starts playing

Seriously what is so funny about anyone being sexually assaulted?

This is why men don't report when it happens.

This is like the 100th thread I've seen about him being assaulted while trying to get better from a mental health episode.

Maybe I could see the comedy in it if he got drunk with some leather daddies in a seedy NYC bar and got into a cab and followed them back to their apartment under the guise of listening to music and drinking aged scotch but that's not what happened. After having a living nightmare, that he couldn't stop, he went into the hospital and the nightmare got worse, because of some piece of shit faggot.

Everyone here wants an e-celeb board but the jannies are afraid of it becoming kiwifarms

parasocial relationships go both ways, some influencers start believing that their fans and their discord moderators are their friends

cause youtube has replaced old broadcast tv

checking yourself into the rape dungeon and then getting raped by a retard is funny....

We can only dream of an /incel/ Internet Celebrities board one day

i get at some point this must be the status quo for them, you're an e-celeb so your life is online with strangers (just like the strangers feel attached to you), but people understandable keep traumatic stuff to themselves. every human being alive has close friends and/or family.

you can be a victim of some horrible rape/torture/whatever AND want the attention, but using it as a means to that end is just awful imo. and this is if it 100% happened, was horrifically traumatic, etc etc. go get help. even if you're absolutely drunk and sobbing into your laptop, wait until morning.

He went to a hospital, to get help with sleeping, and they sent him to a mental ward instead. I don't think it's funny, there's no punch line or irony. I'm convinced that anyone who finds this funny is is Middle Eastern or Indian, They are the only groups of men who think it's funny to rape other men and animals.

maybe people who laugh at the misfortune of others are just doing that to deal with their OWN trauma, anon.

it's like how women are into true crime because something-something protecting themselves. it's not just morbidly fascinating.

This is the correct response.

It’s funny because he’s a fart huffing new york dildo that managed to have the cushiest gig on earth making spa-Peggy and meatballs for a living and still couldn’t mentally hack it.

If the rumor is true that he was actually addicted to pills and trying to get a fix with a made up PTSD story, then it’s even funnier he got raped instead

work intervention

its crazy i was working so hard for you my fans that i developed the same symptoms as stimulant abuse

wait how did he got raped

Anon Babble Anon Babble crossover?

Well said, anon.
That's exactly it.
Babish is the quintessential redditor and got a reality check (but is still too dense to understand and learn from it)

maybe people who laugh at the misfortune of others are just doing that to deal with their OWN trauma, anon.

Yeah see my comment about brown men raping boys and men under the guise of it being "their turn" to rape instead of being raped.
There's still no comedy in what you typed, definitely not enough to find him being raped funny.

They had a gun to his head.

i'm exactly the sort of person who would mentally crumble despite being physically strong.

not even saying this negatively: what's supposed to be surprising about that? what's next: ex-soldiers commit suicide?

Served HOT like that fateful night in the summer of ‘92

legitimately burst out laughing

i think trolls and psychopaths aside we can agree rape is bad, anon.
but i wouldn't blame someone for legitimately having gallows humour about it if it's the sort of thing that happened to them. same goes for terminal illness or whatever. you don't need to police them with your 'NEVER funny' nonsense.

Who cares? They will crosspost in here anyway. Just look at tranime faggots.

I don’t know man. Maybe you’ve just got a rod up your ass. Not unlike Babish in the blistering cold winter of ‘22

Pretty much yeah. There's not much else to it. He genuinely believes that everyone else is fundamentally just like him, they just got unlucky by not getting a good job.

I mean I have dark humor as well and have joked about illness or death but not in the manner where I'm laughing specifically at a person's misfortune. I also don't believe in censorship of policing speech. I just genuinely don't see the joke in what happened to him. Again, it would be kind of funny if he walked into a clear set up for gay sex, a guy inviting him back to his place with some snooty foodie excuse of drinking a 100 year old bottle of wine or scotch, and he just "got got" but no he was sick and sought treatment and got assaulted while getting help.

Finally, Anon Babble will have its own survivor.

the humor is more in the absurdity of the situation rather than in his misfortune (guy goes to the doctor for insomnia and ends up locked up in an asylum with an unattended rapist), but also one has to wonder how he was unable or unwilling to fight him off

He made him suck?

you should meet people in the medical profession, anon.

And fuck

he lives in Nig York surrounded by so many Nigs that they can't contain them and locks himself in an asylum filled with blacks. He deserve every inch he got...

You can just check yourself into the loony bin in America?

he checked himself into the looney build in that shithole new york, its like that retarded lib that was pro black only to get stabbed to death by a black.

turn on television

open youtube app

watch babish on my television

yup, no guarantee that they will check up on you as blistered babbish learned on that fateful winter night.

PREVIOUSLY ON BINGING WITH BABISH

He made you... suck?!

Whatever you need to do to get over this, do it... I'm tired of feeling like I was raped too.

Yes you can, but he went to the hospital to get help with insomnia and got sent to a mental ward involuntarily.

he checked into a hospital and got admitted into a mental health ward, in jew york of all places. A rich guy like that shouldn't be going to public hospitals or public anything in that city...

straight from the ma'am's bloodied, gaping woolly asshole

There's a few replies bringing up politics or race but those aren't the issue because getting sexually assaulted in the hospital or even prison is crazy rare which is why it's a discussion worthy issue when it does happen. I know conservative news tells you black people are running around freely raping and killing white people every day in American cities, but it's not true.

they kept spanking him and pulling his hair after he said to stop

Do Americans just casually check themselves into insane asylums?

sounds scary when they get BILLED for it too.

don't get me wrong i'm addicted to street valium that contains fuck-knows-what, and i HAVE been through medical detox. don't know what my point is. something about keeping it to yourself? not ruining your life further. defeats the point of relying on drugs, surely. it's not even about confessing to a crime, they don't give a shit - but they WILL get you to stop.

yes. trusting the system to the point where you abandon your home and incarcerate yourself is one of the largest virtue signals out there

getting sexually assaulted in the hospital or even prison is crazy rare

this has to be bait.

I know conservative news tells you black people are running around freely raping and killing white people every day in American cities, but it's not true.

Literally true. Literally every other day this happens and goes only one way

don't Americans have some power of attorney system where a loved one makes decisions about your finances on your behalf, if you lack mental capacity?

hi, i'd like to check myself in.

okay, we'll just need to run it past your designated sane-person. legal requirement.

Trannette is a tv classic meme at this point

/incel/ aka internet celebrities board.

I'm SAD...I better go to the hospital....surely they will just give me drugs to knock me out.

Instead gets sent to the psyche ward

gets raped by a nutjob

talks about it on Reddit

You know, this would have been completely avoided if he just manned the fuck up and actually work out his issues and took a break, instead of going to the doctors for feeling worn out due to working non stop while using the cold clinical language of "mental health crisis"

if he just pussied out and took a mental health break like all the other basedcucks do, he would have saved himself a night of bum wrenching pain. And his girlfriend wouldn't have abandoned him for being a kwab.

Why didn't he take a few days off instead of getting raped in a mental ward?

daft question but if you're rich what's stopping you just taking the same drugs at home?

he's like, totally a stoner, bro, or whatever. so it's not as if he has something against recreational drug use?

I am sure there are private mental facilities for rich peoples kids specifically so they dont get raped by spergs at night....

Because he’s retarded

he was asking for it with those nails

maybe they hire the rapists on purpose. otherwise people would just stay in.

the work burnout story is horseshit

irritable

awake for four days

ranting combatively and nonsensically

manic episode

it's coke or meth or adderall abuse. wanted a sedative to come down and get some sleep.
if he actually got raped/assaulted, he couldve filed a fucking police report. instead he baited for sympathy unprompted when his popularity waned.

lmao you got raped didn't you gay boy

He didn't just go to the hospital, he (almost certainly) blabbered on like a retard about muh suicidal thoughts muh hecking sad boy because he's an idiot who thought real life was like his iMessage group chats with his "supportive" (re: self-righteous) faggy friends and instead the doctors went holy shit this guy might kill himself, so they sent him (rightfully so) to a psych ward. It's all his fault, he was LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT in the most literal sense of the phrase. He obviously thought they'd call him wholesome chungus and strong or whatever

it's new york, getting butt raped by a spastic is like a speeding ticket.

My dad didn't pay child support or something and had to spend weekends in jail. He got raped. It's messed up they make normal weak ass men go into jail with giga rapists.

Anon Babble already exists and it's all indos and flips

I used to play on Asian servers for a game with Indos, Malays, Chinese and at that time those must have been the rich kids. I can't imagine what it's like now.

vtubers are a specific fetish where old men pretend to be little digital anime girls.

bet he started paying child support!

he smokes cannabis and finds food pleasurable. "MSG literally makes food taste good!"

no conspiracy theories about MSG. but that's the thinking of an addict. wouldn't you want balanced nutritious food, if you're wealthy enough to "choose" what "type" of food to eat? there's a reason poor people go for quick fast food.

and act like highschoolers

lol

They don't want Anon Babble to be chased out of 109 registrar services like farms

how did this become 'normal'? i know it's not, but people, even web hosts, aren't looking at it like Gaia Online roleplayer types any more.

i get being open-minded and non-judgemental, but it's actively creepy. in a fursuit/diaper kind of way.

my cool edgy bullying website needs a domain name

why? hypocrites.

after watching a couple of clips youtube kept pushing me I'm convinced it's an adult daycare