Prequel haters are on the wrong side of history.
Prequel haters are on the wrong side of history
Why did a Sith Lord hire a bounty hunter who hired a different bounty hunter who used a droid which deployed two bugs to assassinate a senator?
George Lucas only had a small role in the original trilogy
How do people still believe this?
i know there was some 'The Star Wars' 'what if?' type comic book, but i wish Lucas cut a deal where he could have his original drafts published as a His Trve Vision original series, somewhere. maybe just do it all in AI.
Annikin Starkiller searching for the Kyber Crystals to defeat the Boogu Force or whatever. it's mad how much committees butchered his ideas.
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FUCK U NIGGER FUCK YOU NIGGER GET OFF MY BOARD
why wasn't Yoda the sole teacher instead of using a human actor instead of an expensive special effect?
maybe they didn't want flamethrower-man or shapeshifter-girl on-screen all the time, anon. they used to be called SPECIAL effects for a reason.
Wtf Vance is based again
Seriously, why didn’t he just shoot his backpack missile at her window? Why didn’t the bounty hunter shoot Obi-Wan instead of the droid, just in case?
Lucas
only partially responsible for the OT
this shit blows my sides out of orbit
astroturfed fake twitter exchange to seem more relatable
definitely written by their interns or PR managers
Please tell me this is fake. I might just move to Russia cause this is way too fucking humiliating on a national level.
So why not remove 3 of the special effects (Zam, her droid, the bugs) and have a scene with Jango using a sniper rifle, and then he escapes in a speeder and the same chase happens but they don't catch him in the bar.
this history revision doesnt work. im sorry OP but your movies were absolutely mediocre and marked letdown from the legendary OT
Americans are clowns
Why did Chewbacca personally see Yoda off on his secret exile then never mention to his good friend Han Solo that the jedi aren't myth?
Who's JD Vance?
why not point the camera at paint drying for three hours instead of having a fantastic spectacle full of different characters and events?
people are talking past each other on the prequels
the people who hate them focus on the texture of movies. the prequels are CGI barf and they can't get over that
the people who love the prequels are gay people who like hayden christiansen's hair
you can't have a debate on the movies' quality if you're not even watching the movies for the same reason
the guy who killed the pope
Because none of it was fantastic and Zam Wessel, despite being a hottie who had a semi flirtatious Misato Katsuragi-esque relationship with kid Boba in the YA Boba Fett novel series from the mid-2000s, has no character in the film, and the "event" of Padme Armadillo's failed assassination attempt being drawn out for an extra 15 minutes for no reason was pointless.
why the fuck do you care what Jewish Puppets think?
You might as well be asking the opinions of muppets at that point
bad guy
named J. Deviance
bravo Lucas
The subcontracting is getting out of hand.
Businessman Tan Youhui hired a hitman to "take out" his competitor for $282,000 (£218,000), a court heard.
But the hitman hired another man to do the job, offering $141,000. That man hired another hitman, who hired another hitman, who hired another hitman.
The plan crumbled when the final hitman met the man, named only as Wei, in a cafe and proposed faking his death.
All six men - the five hitmen and Tan - were convicted of attempted murder by the court in Nanning, Guangxi, following a trial that lasted three years.
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Why did Dooku spill the beans about Palpatine to Obi-Wan only for Obi-Wan to just forget about it for 3 years?
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I'm starting to like Vance more than Zion Don.
If only Tan Youhui and mr. Wei had the same spirit of cooperation as the hitmen none of this would have happened.
So is the goal at this point to just distract everyone with shitposting so nobody notices how Trump has basically done nothing but fail since being elected?
good one
a master stroke. like Ozymandias from Watchmen, if he was intelligenter.
That would make a great premise for a Smokin' Aces style edgy action comedy, but not for an immediately forgotten 20 minute segment of a Science Fantasy adventure story that was attempting to pivot into a darker direction following the previous installment in the series.
There's a lot wrong with Attack of the Clones, but for me the biggest problem was always that Lucas had around 100 different ideas for aesthetics and genre tropes, and he implemented them all without any consideration for how poorly they meshed together.
every time someone complains about movie characters not acting like some fucking math machines which follow perfect logic it's clear to me the autists complaining have no understanding of how reality works and how retarded and irrational humans usually are
You're Indian.
When a character is stated to be a bounty hunter so excellent that an entire galactic army is based on his genetic code, that character should not seem like an incompetent buffoon who for example expends nearly all of his weaponry and gadgets in the first 30 seconds of his battle with Obi-Wan Kenobi, whom only a scene early outright stated his intent to pursue and possibly fight that character.
Why was Yoda a jedi master? Did he do ANYTHING useful at all?
The prequels are okay but to the extent that they suck is because Lucas rushed them out after gaining back the toy rights to Star Wars from Kenner
Haha holy fucking cope
America is so beyond your “country” that our second in command can discuss Star Wars on Twitter
Osama Bin Laden liked anime.
couchsexual pope killer
writer and producer
"small role"
Why are they like this?
Why did a Sith Lord hire a bounty hunter who hired a different bounty hunter who used a droid which deployed two bugs to assassinate a senator?
Same reason why governments farm out assassinations, torture, etc. to private entities: to put angles between them and the crime.
He didn't want anyone to know she died until the next day.
Because Jango's real mission was never to kill Padme, he just needed to lure the Jedi to Kamino
My friend irl tries to tell me Jesus Christ (who he's met personally) isn't a myth and I roll my eyes like Han does to Chewie. Plus Chewbacca was the strong silent type who probably didn't talk about it much