Why not just make movies at this point? All his "games" are terrible

Yeah I'm excited to try it actually after the Oblivion remake succeeded since it's the same studio. I tried playing snake eater again recently in anticipation but was filtered once again

1 and 2 I get but 3 already had the better camera unless you had the non substance version or whatever it was called so how did you get filtered by it?

nice chatgpt spam you fucking faggot, how about you blow your head off with a shotgun

Could you answer the question? Or will it be another generic insult and dodge?

so how did you get filtered by it

the character movement feels weird (for instance, you can crouch but you can't walk while crouched), and the controls are strange. the biggest problem though is that I can't into stealth mechanics which just exacerbates all other issues I have.

Pride I guess

Also no one needs another black hawk down

sees sentences that aren't soijak level gibberish

this must be chatGPT!

sad

He thinks disliking Undertale (tranny game) and Kojima (carried by Fukushima for MGS1+2, 3 is when it went downhill) is contrarinism

Bro, you just have shit taste. I bet you think Reggie and Todd Howard are "our guys" and not incompetent shills.

Kojima (carried by Fukushima

lol
this coping bullshit again

I get not understanding how to play it, check out how you're "supposed" to play it:
youtube.com/watch?v=JWgtJneRWXY&list=PLgdySZU6KUXINp-Nsa8pY4E1pl_k4fGnH&index=1

I think Reggie was an extremely competent shill actually.

How is a "Notranq Challenge" supposed to be how the game is meant to be played? Challenge implies it is self-imposed. Why would they put in tranquilizers but not intend you to use them? The possibility of a no-kill run is intentional, since you are given non-lethal ways of dealing with enemies or avoiding them entirely.

Not to sound reddit here but this sort of cancerous garbage post needs purging.

I bet you think Reggie and Todd Howard are "our guys" and not incompetent shills.

Todd sucks and people have Stockholm syndrome regarding him. Reggie has a chip on his shoulder because of his minority (brown) status but pushing for the free inclusion of Wii Sports speaks of some competency at least.

I meant look at how "the pros" play it for a bit and see if it helps you understand how the mechanics work.
e.g. you dont need the tranq gun for most of the game and using it in every encounter makes the game fairly boring seeing how you could use all the cool shit the game gives you to play with like empty mags, glam magazines, bodyslams etc.

Play Ghost Babel and join us Fukushimachads

The MGS games are fucking awesome in gameplay and the details it handles, Death Stranding is fucking trash though.

The fuck are you on about? His games are all about pushing gameplay.

MGS games are like riding a bike honestly, it took me a while to understand 1-2’s stealth systems then 3 completely upends it all and after that it’s a smooth ride from 4-PW-V
I feel like the main issue you have is how you’re interpreting the stealth mechanics, nobody told me this but it’s completely ok to fuck up the stealth, I kept resetting every time I got caught cuz I thought I NEEDED a perfect run but honestly once you understand that you’re allowed to fuck up the game becomes even more interesting because now it’s about how you’re gonna get back up from fucking up. Mindset wise, just try it like Tom and Jerry, there arent really any major consequences unless you’re doing challenge stealth runs and the games have such a pronounced visual language to communicate the stealth mechanics to you (exclamation marks, zzz/stars for sleep/stun, etc) that ideally you shouldn’t feel lost. Try to experiment with the tools the game gives you right away too, shit like magazines, smoke grenades and all that.

Death Stranding is a walking simulator. It's not reinventing the wheel.

The controls are a genuine issue but honestly once you learn how it works in MGS1 each games just builds on it until MGS4, so it’s worth taking the time to learn

learn how youre supposed to play

The solid games are just bad. Kojima did something good in the 80s but had no idea how to bring it to 3D so the west had to create the actual stealth genre from scratch while he just padded his games with cutscenes.

I don't think he would be good at movies, complete different skill set

I like him but this magazine cover ruined his reputation. He's not La Creatividad at all.

I disagree, solid games fill a completely different niche from Splinter Cell and Thief and the social stealth games
Let’s not pretend like the aforementioned games are perfect either, they were all broken as fuck and it’s only like 15 years after release that you can play them as intended

Who is Cuckman?

Write script use metal gear solid engine to control the cameras use metal gear solid cgi to construct the backgrounds and action scenes

Release, profit

are the games fun?

kojima tells the greatest stories ever told in fiction

but are the games fun to play?

Don't say that in Anon Babble. A lot of them worship this hack

Not true. They despise him + blame him for the proliferation of interactive movies over the past 30ish years in vidya.

and Cuckman.

Now I know you're trolling. No one on Anon Babble approves of Zionists.

Also the guy that makes the Souls slop.

Shazam lost.

It's crazy how the mediocre guys have so many fans, like the Undertale hack.

Only thing we can mutually agree on. Undertale was never good & was always reddit-coded faggotry.

Fucked up Wii releases from 2009 onward

Refused to bring in more Japanese games

Thought opening a San Francisco branch would be a good idea "because le tech is where it's at!"

Completely dropped the ball on Wii U marketing

Royally fucked Devils Third, which was a game Iwata saved

Nope.

I disagree, solid games fill a completely different niche from Splinter Cell and Thief and the social stealth games
Let’s not pretend like the aforementioned games didn’t have problems either, Splinter Cell esp has major issues communicating how the stealth works and the Thief games are all buggy as fuck until they community mods finally fixed them

Me

Who are you quoting?

You can tell how good they are by how they make RazorFist seethe endlessly on social media.

Ok idk why it post my shit twice in two diff versions but whatever

Wrong, because you clearly don't know what "walking simulator" means when used by gamers. It's referring to a type of game that's just a slow narrative usually confined to voiceovers playing out while the player very slowly moves through a non-interactive environment. Say, Dear Esther, the most commonly cited starting point, along with Gone Home. Walking simulator was an insult aimed at them, their more official genre name is environmental narrative game.

Death Stranding is not the same because the gameplay actually revolves literally around "walking", as in you physically transporting items from one place to another. Rather than just holding forward, the actual act of moving across the terrain is portrayed realistically; how much stuff you carry affects movement, your ability to climb and traverse rough or tall terrain is limited to what tools you have, and the trails you lay are important for others to use. There is of course a wacky weird sci-fi story going on too and plenty of cutscenes but they're pretty contained to the parts between deliveries, and there's building mechanics for developing the trails in keeping with the game's "strand" theme, and some combat though it's not particularly memorable.

You can dislike Death Stranding, I have no problem with that, it is what it sets out to be and that won't be for everyone. But it isn't a walking simulator like that term has actually been used in video games, it is quite literally a "walking simulator" which isn't the same thing, and it does do a lot of unusual gameplay you don't tend to see in video games much. And that's in line with Kojima's standard of pushing boundaries, whether it works or not, I have to respect the risk taking. It's not common in that industry, at least not on that scale of budget.

He doesn't know about Godshima, the guy responsible for the actual story in MGS1 and 2

His role was smaller in MGS3 because Hackjima was pushing him out, that's why MGS3 is just a shitty 007 fan fic

Basically gone from MGS4, which was a complete fucking mess

Creatividad my balls...

but are the games fun to play?

Yes. Immensely.

Neil Cuckman, the guy who claims to have created the Last of Us (he is a zionist and literally got two Naughty Dog studio veterans fired and took over the game, that's why TLoU 2 makes no fucking sense. Also responsible for making Ellie into a lesbian).

Lemme guess, you're gonna claim AKSHULLY muh english translation and misrepresent a quote about dialogue

person i'm replying to said kojima made the greatest games ever despite the games being cutscene simulators you'll never replay.

Todd Howard is more based than you think + his involvement in gaming should be seen as a blessing. Be more thankful that he happened.

This is actually very helpful, thanks. I am definitely being too precious with it. I'm the type to hoard every item and I try to subsist on only the most basic mechanics which of course is always a recipe for no fun

15 years after you can play them as intended

I played them on release and they worked just fine. There were 3 games in each series and werent the only games to do stealth in this way; definitely werent all borked.
I agree MGS fills a different niche, but it is just 2D gameplay with 3D models, and it stayed like that for a decade. They absolutely do not deserve the praise they get.

DS and Last of Us are genuine walking simulators. I don't know what's worse. On rails walking talking corridors that you semi control or 40 minute cutscenes of pretentious bullshit.

blame him for movie games

they maybe used to before reddit moved in

You wrote

kojima tells the greatest stories ever told in fiction

Yet does not say that anywhere. So who are you quoting?

Most japanese game devs that start out good eventually lean into the HACK way because as they get older, no one tells them they're wrong because of Japanese corpo seniority worship autism. So you get fags like this guy and Kojima and so many others who just fall from grace because they're just told YES all the time by the younger employees. Even worse, most of the projects are led by teams of old farts that refuse to do the right thing so they doom entire teams because of their bullshit.

He had almost nothing to do with the last good Elder Scrolls, Morrowind. And he has more involvement with the worst Fallout games (3, 4, 76).

You have never played DS. No one mentioned TLOU.

I'll thank him for pushing Nintendo of Japan to include Wii Sports as a pack-in overseas despite how fucking jewish Shigeru and co. were acting.
I'll never forgive him for asking "What's wrong with you?" when it came to deciding whether or not to buying the 3DS in 2011, however. Very questionable PR bahvior there.
Nevertheless, he was still better than Doug "We will continue to push for more diversity and inclusion" Bowser, the fucking EA corporate kike.

Oh right, fuck that guy. At least Hackjima doesn't throw gay shit at you all the time.

Still makes me laugh his contribution to Morrowind was a dogshit almost Fable-esque morality choice

Bro, DS is emptier than Breath of the Wild with less action and 40 TIMES more cutescenes. It is the definition of modern walking simulators.

he just keeps mumbling about cutscenes

All of the posts talking about MGS acknowledge there are long cutscenes and codec calls. None of them deny this. Yet none of them are talking about cutscenes, they're all talking about gameplay. Why do you keep bringing up cutscenes instead of actually discussing the subject?

worst Fallout games (3, 4, 76)

New Vegas sucks balls. Get over it. 2 + 4 are actually fun AF + 76 is a better game than when it launched. Deal with it.

Hackjima is just eastern cuckmann

modern walking simulators.

No, it isn't. You have no idea what that term means. It is a derisive term aimed at games like Gone Home, or "environmental narrative games", you're equating the two even though Death Stranding literally being about "walking" does not make it like Gone Home. It's like saying shoot-em-ups are like first person shooters because they both say "shoot".

And again, no one mentioned TLOU.

Why would you trade complete creative liberty in vidya over working for a movie studio where execs will note your movie into oblivion and fuck it up with reshots after test screenings?

Hackjima is just eastern cuckmann

This, right down to the anti-Trump rhetoric in Death Stranding.

New Vegas is bad because....it's too highly acclaimed now, I must hate it!

Snooze.

Reggie didn't save shit. You still paid for Wii Sports being packed in. The Wii was ¥20,000 and the game was ¥5,000. How much was the Wii in the West? $250/€250. You PAID for the game being packed in, and Reggie walked off like he was some master mind who saved Nintendo (it was Iwata). He just needed to say shit to justify his job. People would have bought Wii Sports anyway, just like they did in Japan.

They have pretty much nothing in common other than "they have long cutscenes", which doesn't really tell you anything at all.

Amazon Fallout is critically acclaimed and audiences loved it.
Cope.

Looks like a squidward.

less action

emptier

You're really telling on yourself

You PAID for the game being packed in

Not how that works, retard.

i thought indians were smart, how do you not understand the concept of paraphrasing

COMPANY WAAARS! I LOVE COMPANY! COMPANY GOOD! I HATE COMPANY THAT ISN'T MY COMPANY!

One of the dumbest Anon Babble mentalities.

I think Todd would make a great director these days. He'd probably make capeshit and generic sci-fi shit ala Michael Bay, and people would eat it up and love it.

That IS how it works. The Wii without the game would have been $200. It's why Nintendo states it has sold 82 million copies of Wii Sports. It was NOT a free game.

almost nothing to do

It his fault youre the chosen one but fortunately creative worked around him. They werent around for oblivion however…
Also Fallout 3 > NV for actually being super fun. Fallout 1 is my favourite though.

Paraphrasing does not cover completely changing the meaning of the sentence. He said "in the conversation for best game ever made", you claimed he said "tells the greatest stories ever told in fiction", a wildly different claim.

Actually argue against what was said, not what you made up, or bugger off. Holding a conversation with yourself is pointless.

t. seething Vegas fag

Chris Avellone isn't going to fuck you. New Vegas is one of the lowest selling Fallout entries ever. Dilate.

It's very simple. People who love video games hate companies that have been ruining video games and the people behind those companies. "Gamers" are just mindless consumers who play any highly marketed slop. They are basically the MCU/Lady Gaga fans but for video games. They parrot game journos/reddit/Twitter retards for their opinions on what are good games.

The Wii would've been $300 if it were included. Reggie helped people save money. You're an idiot if you believe otherwise.

starts blabbering about "sales" and random people vaguely associated with other company

Lowest selling is le bad

Fallout 1 and 2 have nothing to do with Bethesda. It's like saying Bethesda is responsible for Doom and Quake.

It's seriously hot outside today

It's boiling out today

I have a blue car

Which of those two is paraphrasing the first?

These are the same mouthbreathing retards who think Mark Kern is their """voice""" of resistance, not realizing how much of a scammer is IRL.

autist

Didnt say Bethesda made them

Maybe, but I'd rather be an autist than a liar who can't argue.

I think RDR2 is the only "moviegame" i can tolerate. I tried DS and The Goy of Us and I felt so disgusted and bored that I stopped playing and gave the copy to a bum.

Why would sales mean shit? Is Avengers Endgame the greatest film ever because it made three billion at the box office or whatever?

Xe actually thinks this

The Wii was exactly $50 cheaper in Japan because it didn't come with a game. Every other market had the price of the game applied.

Why did you do that to a poor bum, you fucking son of a bitch?

RDR2 is so fucking slow and gay. God, I fucking hate modern Cuckstar so much.

excuse me I worked on a game twenty years ago, this means I know everything about what's going on in every company today for some reason

Yes

Is Avengers Endgame the greatest film ever because it made three billion at the box office or whatever?

To a degree, yes. Significant numbers is usually a prime indication of superior quality. History doesn't lie.

Rockstar was always garbage.

No they fucking werent retard. What a dumb fuck thing to say, seriously

do you not understand the concept of paraphrasing

Do you?

fucking slow and gay

You're right but at least the world is pretty, and you can be a sadistic bastard.

neil "NEXT GUY" cuckman is probably the most universally shit on person on Anon Babble

MGS1, MGS2, MGS3, MGSV are all 10/10 games. I never played MGS4 or Death Stranding.

Company good

Company bad

The bizarre gamer mentality. Why isn't "game good or bad" your only concern?

you can still save a shred of dignity if you say you were pretending to be retarded

He didn't play Chinatown Wars

Lol. Lmao even.

t. seething rockcuckster

GTA 6 will be one of the biggest bombs of all time + is filled with wokeshit. Also, San Andreas aged poorly in terms of gameplay. All GTAs have always had pisspoor gameplay.

Oh please each game has plenty of flaws

Thanks for reminding are fucking mid that slop was.

will be one of the biggest bombs of all time

This might be the most retarded thing said in this thread which is saying something.

Because video game companies are not like movie studios. Movie studios have different producers and creatives. Video game companies have the same people and are either filled veteran devs or outsourced Indians/Chinese/Canadians. So companies like Activision, Ubisoft, EA, Bethesda, Fromsoft, Blizzard, Capcom, Konami, etc in modern times are known for having mediocre games for nearly 15 years straight. Meanwhile a company like Nintendo, Sega, Valve, usually have something good. Or in the case of valve, they still maintain and update their good games unlike other companies.

No it won't + probably. No it didn't. No they haven't.

I'm so fucking sick of seeing this motherfucker everywhere! I think Gayjima really wants to pull this guy's pants down or something

The Walking Dead and Death Stranding.
What else? I can't think of anything else he's in lately.

fa-ACK!

Here's one of those company wars faggots now. Company good. Company bad.

GTA6

You clearly had that ready in the chamber. If you wanna bash 6 just do it instead of waiting for a reply. I dont care about modern Rockstar.
Rockstar practically invented the fuckabout sandbox genre, before they even called themselves Rockstar.
SA is fun as hell and thats its focus. GTA III and GTA IV, despite their flaws, were incredibly innovative. I dont really get how these games could possibly filter you, I played them before I turned 10

Years ago

Looks awful, did they really dye his hair like that in the game?

I love him

Are we really going count shit where he has less than 10 seconds of screen time and no dialogue? Christ some of you niggers are retarded.

That game didn't even happen.

He aged forwards. DS2 will probably explain it eventually.

Mid

Ok Zoomy

No, it was a DLC: Norman Redditus hair color pack

Reedus is old, dude. He's almost sixty, and Sam in Death Stranding 2 is older, there's likely some time shifting going on for him in the story.

Not a true Silent Hill at all. Konami saved us from that slop when they canceled it.

He's almost sixty

Pretty good looking for pushing 60 desu (no homo).

game that didn't get made

That's basically just citing Death Stranding again, given it was Kojima reviving his desire to have Reedus star in a game of his.

kojimbo

They honestly should have just made the fucking thing, as much as Im over SH and first person horror

My issue with modern kojimbo is that the silly shit he puts in his games today don't feel sincere. He's become self aware while also being up his own ass with the pretentious shit.

And instead we got a slop remake of 2, a shitty choose-your-adventure app game, some other planned garbage Western SH, and F which looks like utter dogshit.

At the time, promotions featuring his face were all over the web. I also remember the Guillermo del Toro fiasco. Fuck, what an absolute shitshow this was!

Boy you are just full of "OPINIONS" aren't you?

the Guillermo del Toro fiasco

InSANE? He wasn't even in that. We only got a logo.

Reminder Kojima also killed Castlevania with his stupid movie shit. Reminder he wasted millions of dollars with the engine that MGSV uses. Reminder that the engine was literally only used for that game and the demo, and the engine ended up just being used for soccer games in the end

Bizarre complaint since DS was an exercise in sincerity

youtu.be/X89kSoJkcMY

flaws do not preclude you from being a 10/10

Did you play Death Stranding? Imagine this retard making a movie. It would be unwatchable.

Movies suck ass as a medium. It's strictly 2-3 hours and forced to cater to the most mindless idiotic audience possible to get asses in seats. And most of all, they want passive consoomption without think and understanding as easy as possible. Kojima's work is not meant for that. His stories need to play out slowly over 30+ hours, to be interacted with, thought about and reflected upon. These works of art need to be absorbed over time. It's obvious that you wouldn't get it. You'll just keep screeching that durr it needs to be a moobie instead cause game is only meant for bing bing wahoo! You can't tell story in da game arghh!

I feel like most people complaining about DS haven't actually played it and just sort of made up an imaginary game instead.

Because if he could cut it in hollywood he wouldn't be making games in the first place.

People just look at the memes and form their opinion from that alone. Anyone who played the game knows that every bit of it is played straight. No irony to be found. There is so much heart put into it and it really is something special. The singer of the main band featured in DS died after it released, making his last mark on the world, it doesn't get more poignant and soulful than that.

Sincerely bullshit

Haha gottem

A lot of them worship this hack and Cuckman

what a fucking liar. you fucking newfag, get the fuck out of my website, stinking plebbitor

The singer of the main band featured in DS died after it released, making his last mark on the world, it doesn't get more poignant and soulful than that.

God you faggots are insufferable.

He must be kind to desperate to have put fake ads here, he looks it.

Irony poisoned zoomeroid seething at sincerity. You will never be part of something great and no one will remember your name.

I am a part of Anon Babble and my name is Anon. Who the fuck are you, redditor? You DS fags never even talk about the gameplay because it doesn't exist.

Muh le comfy walking and ladders!!!

Stfu, Hackjima.

Imagine unironically thinking gta vi won't be the best selling game of all time

You didn't play the game. It's okay to play it and not like it, but pretending to know what you're talking about it embarrasing

I said the silly shit. Things like the norman reedus camera interactions in the private room, the shower shit, etc. In MGS titles it was played straight and wasn't a highlight or shoved in your face that much, now I get the feeling Kojima is winking at the audience when he does it because it's part of his quirky jap personality his fans and critics have lauded and not him just being a weirdo. Like Higgs electric guitar glam rock shit for DS2, I can't help but feel it isn't genuine. It's only a minor thing I can't help but feel emerged from all the smoke people were blowing up Kojimas ass.
I enjoyed the hell out of DS despite this and the absurd amount of mystical technobabble and Amelies 4-D chess plan. The vehicle movement was complete fucking ass though.

another glam rock homage from the guy obsessed with David Bowie is bad this time.... because it just is!

I think your soul has just shrunk over time

Why wouldn't it be genuine? Being able to goof around in the private room and interact with things is what makes Kojima great. It's not all just silliness either, there are nightmares showcasing the condition that Sam suffers from.

retarded Anon Babble mutt: >xD this incredibly successful person is le....A FAILURE?

50000000 comments so true!

your soul has just shrunk

Saldy, yes. Maybe I'm just pissy he's become mainstream jap man.
It's just constant is all. Something about his new work just rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it's the shit load of cameos like Conan for some fucking reason.

He would get crucified by critics.

His vidya writing oscillates between kino and pure garbage water.

Imagine the reaction in the kinoplex of the ocelot scene where he goes "RAAAWR"*echo

People would lose their shit laughing and walk out.

Same for his writing style of "tell don't show" and his random long exposition dump.

The only reason it works in games is because the gameplay design in his games is very enjoyable, he managed to make a delivery game fun but the moment the characters start speaking its a Russian roulette of "will it be kino or bone hurting cringe?"

In death stranding there was a really cool scene of heartman talking about going to countless beaches to search for his family and then he turns around looks at the camera then does a thumbs up and the like sound and visual effect appears.
Ruined the whole scene kek.

He needs someone on his shoulder to tell him that part is retarded, scrap it
But he's overdosing on huffing his own farts he would probably get butthurt and quit.

Konami held that leash, but he's a free man now so he'll do shit like the Heartman scene or the princess beach line. He's a Japanese Josh Whedon except he's not doing it for the (perceived) audience, it's just for himself which is based to an extent.

Yeah, exactly.
I hate Konami but you could tell they held his leash by how tame the cringey moments were in his games under them compared to the unleashed Kojima .

If he didn't have a team of artistic virtuosos and technical wizards he would just be the Japanese David cage

Kojima acts like he literally invented David Bowie.