Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

You're Jew.

same thing the chef did desu

i'd wait for the SECOND unsinkable ocean liner. just common sense.

If I was on that boat, it wouldn't have went down like it did.

I would have called an uber

why? because I dont believe that 3 billionaire jews that had no decision in the federal reserve allegedly got killed because of it?
the whole story makes no sense thats why I asked if retards really believe this.

Jews are the ones who promoted the creation of the Federal Reserve, but nice try on that failed reversal.

based helium anon.

There's a reason you don't see a (You) next to the post number in that post, retard. Look again.

Yes retards believe in retarded shit. You ever tried talking politics with a conspiracist irl

also why would these billionaire jews be against the federal reserve?
billionaire jews only got richer because of it, are we supposed to believe these 3 were good jews?

Wait for the ship to capsize, swim straight up, lie flat to redistribute heat/air.

I'm not a child nor a woman so I guess I'll die.
Only sensible answer here.

I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to the ship which is what no one did

swim straight up

If you're under the water in the dark or with no visibility it's difficult to find "up".

the water was -2° good luck with that

I had a chat in a barbershop with an actual church pastor and he was telling me muslims worship the moon, I said no and he was adamant so I asked him if we could meet up again and he can show me the dvd his son showed him so we can figure it out, he never showed up so idk maybe they got him or maybe he's just full of shit and a coward but the problem with this really is that fucker has maybe 20-100 ppl he can say shit like this too and they'll believe him and they'll tell other people who will and so on

actually the water is never that cold its more like 14 or so degrees celsius since its right where the gulfstream goes through.
also icebergs have never again been spotted in that region.
actually there is a lot of weird shit in the titanic story that makes no sense, makes me think it was some sort of insurance scam/jew psyop.

just put on a dry suit. It keeps your body heat in.

i would make sure no trans folx got on the lifeboats

I wouldn't have done a damn thing. I'd have listened to the boat, and that's what nobody did.

I would navigate by using the Moon. Specifically, by travelling towards it.

if intentionally building this massive, faulty boat and actively having it crash into an iceberg was some elaborate conspiracy, they've earned it.

thank you king

Like, just dive into the boat as they're lowering it down. They can't stop you.

Here's an interesting map

Why would non jews sell their shares in airline companies on 8/11, it doesn't make any sense, but the jews are definitely the victims and weren't behind anything.

use the coal for warmth by smashing it together

T-that's not how coal works.

Hey guys, lets all get into this brand new airplane I just built. It's uncrashable! We're going to fly directly over Mt. Everest for it's maiden voyage. No need for any parachutes. It's uncrashable!

Why would non jews sell their shares in airline companies on 8/11

8/11

Do you think 9/11 means November 9th?

it doesn't make any sense

obviously they just got confused by American date formatting, anon.

if i'm guaranteed a peaceful death due to some oxygen thing, not a horrific painful death through burning, damn right would i go on the doom-plane. you don't get that opportunity twice.

do retards are still denying basic facts???

Giving a voice to every retard alive was the biggest mistake of western civilization. Now we have these braindead retards claiming dumb shit without doing even 5 minutes of research.

Its just retardation and getting as many retards on your side as possible to be able to form a consensus trough retarded repetition. I want you all to die, slowly and painfully.

i don't know. i'm not claiming to have any expertise in aerospace engineering, but i think the Challenger exploding was a mistake. don't need a degree for my opinion to be superior to engineers'.

Start a revolt against the officers, hijack the ship and fill every lifeboat to capacity.

doesn't mutiny when everything is going well

shan't be joining you, coward.

Exactly what the baker did

Apparently his story is dubious because alcohol doesn't help at all against freezing

i would have definitely been part of a group who would fashion their own lifeboat or even a brand new ship out of whatever panelling/wood that we could get our hands on.

His story isn't dubious, he's one of the most reliable testimonies amongst survivors and included orderly details about the breakdown of chain of command and last whereabouts of several crew. He was one of the better witnesses in the formal inquiry by the British Navy and government. It's clickbait journalists and pop culture history ascribing his survival to getting sloshed despite his clarity in recollection and not his physical fitness and late descent into the water(possibly being the last person to do so)

A Night To Remember is kino

Have you ever swam before? Try NOT to find up

i know it doesn't help with the physiological effects of hypothermia, but it reduces your sensitivity to it (i mean, it's alcohol)

damn right do i have better odds of survival drunk

I'll say that I identify as a woman and get on the boats.

under the sea under the sea
darling its better down where its wetter

I wouldn't have screamed in agony. I would have listened to the Titanic. Because that's what nobody else did.

If anything, it makes you go hypothermic faster. Alcohol thins your blood and dilates your blood vessels, which makes your body heat easier to transfer away.

yeah but i'm also a coward who's afraid of risks. some kind of life-saving fight-or-flight instinct wouldn't kick in: i'd just die.

did you see what that iceberg was wearing, if anything it deserved to be rammed harder and that's what no one did.

Find that bitch rose and cut up her face.

Right here's what you do:

Wait until the first lifeboats launch

Once they do jump in and start swimming towards one

By this point there won't be much panic so they'll make an exception and let you on

Watch as all the idiots sink and drown

Congratulations and enjoy your new life in America!

Earth is flat idiot. Just aim for the light.

Not much I could do as I'd probably be in third class.

Stop moving and see which direction you float.
Release a bit of air and see which direction the bubbles move.
It's not that hard. Even if you can't see, you can put your hand over your mouth and feel the direction of the bubbles.

Based Amanda enjoyer.

Jumping into a boat as is it is being lowered is the only answer. Fuck "women and children", I'm not fucking trading my life over some dumb bimbos just because they got born with a hole.

what if there's an afterlife?

I'd rather find that out later.

based deferred-thinking anon. surely a just god would give us a second chance, anyway.

This. I like land. I see no reason to not be on land.

Grab some champagne and look at the stars.

not listening to the iceberg

you had one fucking job.

The iceberg did nothing wrong, it was an innocent victim of brutality that merely defended itself during a vicious ship attack.

But when you really think about it land is just a ship made of rocks.

iceberg lies. the captain was in charge and there's a good chance the ship tooted its horn in distress multiple times as its plating got ripped open.

get blackout drunk and try to stay on as long its possible

Probably die in steerage with the rest of the ethnic whites

Hop in the driver's seat and floor it.

After carefully assessing the situation, and examining the structure of the ship, I would quickrape every single fucking woman on board, then I would go down with the ship, and I would die happy and with no remorse.