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Tony had a prime milf at home that he could be fucking 24/7 but would rather cheat on her with mentally ill skanks full of plastic surgery just because they were younger

Was it ever explained why the fuck he was like this? It can't be just because of Carmella's personality, the other broads he went out with were literally more obnoxious than her in every way

I find it pretty funny but honestly some of the mob shit borders on misery porn with how generically grim it is

Pronunciation wise, substituting "r" for "d" makes it slightly faster to go from the "m" to "one" sound, and we all know shitcilians are lazy.

Further evidenced by them pronouncing capicola “gabagool”

Was it ever explained why the fuck he was like this?

Virulent narcissism. Remember when he picks a fight with Perry?

She didn't have anything to say besides bringing the fuckin' chairs down and sign the fucking trust!

Mobsters are expected to have gomars so you could say it's learned behavior pretty much.

iirc Pussy is the only character that pronounces correctly, 'capocollo'

"Maron" is used by actual southern-italians too.

YOU KNOW WHO MAKES A GOOD GRAVY?

You try being married for more than a decade. I had sex with my wife last night and she just laid there. She wasn't tired either.

va fangool

At a point I grew tired of the episodic nature of it but I continued and grew attached to the point I felt bad when it was nearing the end.

She needs 10 CCs of BBC ASAP

TONIY

have you considered talking to her about it?

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if we're talking about season 1 then abso-fucking-lutely
it came at the perfect time where mafia shit was still relevant and HBO had that kind of big dick where they could swing it but season 1 would get obliterated in any test screening today for any of the big streamers

is this supposed to be a comedy

why are all the characters so old

what the fuck he just called him a faggot

is this supposed to make me laugh

I don't get it what do they actually do for a living

why is he wearing shorts

is this a joke?

a don never wears shorts

seasons 4 to 6 are still gold though

No bc she's psychotic and thinks people from the Internet want to kill her, fucking her is the least of the problems I have atm

You have never been depressed, clearly

God Tony was so lucky

how much was this seen as a parody of italian americans at the time?

It was kind of sad seeing Paulie sitting there sunning all by himself in front of the deli shop. Just about everyone that we knew since the beginning were gone. That and how he was worrying about the Aprile curse.

With every rewatch I'm starting to like Patsy more and more. He knows how to pull off that dead-eye'd look.

>why are all the characters so old

I don't get this part.

Sicilian/Calabrese/Neapolitan Italian Americans are. The show clearly depicted Italian Americans with northern roots as highly successful law abiding citizens

Dr. Faggo

Carmella's parents

Cuzomano

Meanwhile all the swarthy southerners are retarded criminals, just like back in Italy.

Carmella's parents are from Napoli.

And this was certainly deliberate because:

northerner characters are white with blue eyes

southerners are borderline brown

Furio rants about how the north looks down on them for being inferior southerners

Maedo's cope about the poverty of the mezzogiorno (which means southern Italians)

This does make it seem like Chase saw southern Italians as inferior to northerners. Most Italian-Americans descend form southerners who fled their criminal poverty shithole, just to do the same in the new world.
And Chase himself descends from the south. It's hard to pinpoint exactly what he was saying here, though.

YYYABBA GABBBA GOOL!