What is the house of Rohan...

What is Orthanc, but an orc tank??

i don't respond. i walk away because that's what bullies hate the most.

all right Neville Chamberbottom calm your tits

"Are you a virgin?"

Are the valar with us here on Middle-Earth right now? Didn't think so.

Saruman only allied with Sauron because he planned to usurp him later on.

It's the satanists paradox

Saruman, your staff is broken.

Sauron and I suppose Saruman as well assumed that the Vala had completely abandoned middle earth and would never intervene to any affairs outside of Aman again (and for a time they were at least half right)

Why did Legolas kill Grima for stabbing Saruman when seconds earlier he was going to kill Saruman when Gimli told him to?

Saruman the White...

Saruman the CHUD

Resisting arrest

speedwatching retard

as expected of Anon Babble

How can anyone respond to that brutally honest critique?

He recognized the power of Sauron and knew that fighting him was impossible without matching his power.

Except he was wrong and Sauron died like a bitch when his cockring got tossed into a volcano so.

22 years later and I still don't get why they left this scene out of the official release. Without it not only we don't see what happened to Saruman but we also had no idea what was the Sauron's eye globe thing. Stupid Jackson

I'd say, under my breath real quiet like so Saruman can't quite make it out, "faggotsayswhat" and then when Saruman said "What?" I'd turn and wink at the camera.

I know you are speedwatching, but the reason is that Gandalf JUST told Legolas to keep Sauron's Man alive so they can extract intel from him. He killed Grima to prevent him from killing Sauron's Man, but Sauron's Man fell down.

This is directly the result of all these bitches complaining that the movie needs to be shorter. They've been doing it for a long time and I'm sick of it

22 years later and I still don't get why they left this scene out of the official release

It's a dumb scene that's why.

This chapter is at the end of Aragorn 's half of the Two Towers but Jackson cut it from Two Towers because he wanted to end with the heroes looking over the horizon saying THE WAR FOR MIDDLE EARTH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN, and intended to put it at the begining of Return. But when he was editing RotK, he felt it was too much time spend litigating the events of the last movie and it was delaying the inciting incident of an already overlong movie so it was cut.

all the

I count two, in your stupid flashy ADHD noise. (I'm sure there are more as the camera is spazzing around.)

These have fights with thousands of computerized cartoon combatants. Screencap SIX more crossbows.

Saruman was right to do what he did because Frodo did fall to the ring. Boromir was also right to distrust Gandalf for the same reason. The hobbit films depicting him as becoming visibly corrupt and decrepit when he reveals his intention to join Sauron is a mutilation of his character.

Literally no one could have predicted that Gollum would have gotten himself killed as well as melting the ring in the process.

bro you live with a bunch of orcs who eat maggoty bread and drink black sludge unironically I don't think you're in a position to judge

Your Mother!

lotr comfy humour thread

In the book, Saruman at first refuses to be seen and is yelling out the window at Theoden and co it reminded me of when Phil Leotardo turned into a house

Kek! That's right, that's awesome.

because jackson is a hack, the extended editions are proof of that

it's in the extended edition and the book

I think Gimli nudges Legolas' arm when he has his bow drawn in the extended edition.

u mad

Saruman intended to absorb Sauron's power of which absorbed Morgoth's power.

theodenbros...

Jackson felt bad about retconning the scouring of the shire

He should try that witches broom to look for a way out his homosexuality.

The only thing next for those types is the nearest psycho ward and some shock treatment.

the extended editions are worse than the theatrical

is this a lesbian shushing, or an old man reading a book?

Saruman in the books wants to use the ring to defeat Sauron but Gandalf thinks it will corrupt him and so they fued and Saruman continues with his plan

mfw the entire 20 minute extended "wizard duel"

Without it not only we don't see what happened to Saruman

We do, he gets shanked by his most trusted advisor Grimy Backstabber

but we also had no idea what was the Sauron's eye globe thing.

It was re-purposed as showing Pippin what would happen if they failed their quest to unite the kingdom of men.
I don’t agree with everything Jackson changed but leaving the scouring of the shire in would have fucked up the flow of the movies and he covered his tracks pretty well.

"look, wood-elves!"

wonder when they'll come back

they don't it's all just "wordbuilding", more is more!

is there an opposite to Chekhov's gun?

lesbo slushing

That's pretty creepy

as long as they do it in the privacy of their own homes, while also recording it for my perusal, i'm fine with it.

I think we'll need some clam chowdah for that lesbo slushing

He did a mistake by taking the name of Sauronman. That immediately blew his cover.

this is my son, Hitlertits