Let's have an honest discussion about the merits of Amazon's Wheel of Time show. Only showfriends allowed ITT.
The WHEEL of TIME on AMAZON PRIME
Incredible show, mister Lex Luthor has done it again!
oooOOOOOOOH IM TUGGIIIING MY BRAAAID
Excuse me, we call them showsaken around here, buddy.
Or as Friends of the Show say, Showsen
people asking me if i've watched Wheels of Time feels like a fever dream coming true
Well, have you? It had a rocky start, but all of the top YouTubers such as Daniel Greene are giving S3 two thumbs up (way up)
How do I inform people in an impactful way that this show is ass? I feel an obligation to make sure it doesn't get another season as a book chad
just say "I've read the books" the rest is implied
if nobody brings it up
Continue doing nothing. Nobody is watching it in the first place so talking about it unprompted is only giving them advertising.
if someone brings it up
Tell them you dropped it early on because it was nothing like the books and recommend that they read the books instead.
Wot? More like Wot the actual fuck
Give me 1 reason to watch this show
Lol nvm
Don't. Read the books instead, or listen to the audiobooks if you're American.
Ageless look
Goddamn look at those cheekbones. That poor mongol girl looks like she's been stung by bees.
problem?
the wig budget was higher than the writers cost
dont. none of the girls are even cute.
it won a No Gender No Border award
Very telling.
I won’t watch raceswap slop.
tfw no thicc forsaken gf
Rotten tomatoes certified kosher? I can't wait. Hopefully they incite more hatred of white Christians.
no
The show sucks but at least it's a few hours per book. The books are basically Naruto-tier filler and take 40+ hours each to read for a total of only 14. Masterpiece of fantasy my ass...
I dodnt know someone could be this aggressively asian.
tfw no thicc foreskin gf
I'm a good Queen's man but I say fuck tar valon and fuck tar valon witches
Can confirm, read it twice
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Someone add funny things to that please
I'm afraid not many people watch this show
I quit halfway through the first season. This show is fucking trash.
episode 7
"They're not Trollocs; they're Tinkers!" says Perrin Goldeneyes, using his enhanced wolf-sight to see 5 feet beyond the large gaps in the barricade in broad daylight.
"You bitch!" squeals Alanna, an eighth grader just off her apron strings who dreams of attending the small liberal arts Aes Sedai College that's only open to women.
"Poison spears that take a day or two to fester in a wound, not long bows," says Maksim, when asked how to stop an immediate charge of Trollocs.
"Alexa, turn off the Bond," Maksim commands his smart device.
"Fucking wetlanders," edgy Bain signals in Maiden Handtalk.
"Do you know what I learned from standing out in the open to channel two episodes ago? Absolutely nothing," says Alanna the Arrow Attractor.
"Rule of cool," explains Alanna when asked about dropping hail instead of fireballs and lightning that leave lingering AOE damage in their wake.
"Stole your inspirational speech," smirks Maksim at Perrin.
"Guys, why don't we run up and around the barely sloping incline on either side of the spikes instead of ramming ourselves into the pointy ends?" whines a cowardly Trolloc who refuses to self-mutilate and charge straight forward.
"Guys, why did we stop shooting our enormous arrows into the village from behind their defenses after injuring just one person and killing another?" asks a glib Trolloc before being chewed out by his commander.
"Will you watch my back?" asks Loial, turning his back to an opening Waygate behind which he knows are thousands of Trolloc reinforcements.
"You shall not pass!" yells Loial, thinking on a past turning of the Wheel where he wore grey and led a group of even tinier humans.
"Phew," sigh the make-up artists when they see Loial and 5 hours of make-up plunge to their death (or not).
"Wait... so you didn't actually see Loial die or anything that happened behind the Waygate?" asked Perrin when Bain and Chiad report Loial's death.
"Why are we charging with such enthusiasm in the frontlines with Trollocs against a no-name village in the mountains?" asks someone to his friend who tried to sell him on a pyramid scheme involving getting people under him to worship the Great Lord.
"Where's the subtlety?" laments the Great Lord when Padain Fain enters a village where he is known instead of hanging back to remain hidden, giving Perrin enough time to shout a warning.
"Where's the brains?" yells the Great Lord when Padain Fain falls back to beyond immediate axe-danger but continues to command retreat instead of getting the Trollocs to turn around and attack again.
"What do you mean when you wrote 'a man whose family was taken from him', Loial? Isn't my family hiding in the haven't-been-cast forest with conflicting-schedules Tam al'Thor?" asks Show Perrin, unaware of Book Perrin's plight and writers who seem to have mixed up the two.
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there will be advertisements even though you paid
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how do normies deal with this garbage.
I watched 15 minutes of episode 1 and it was literally one of the worst shows i'd ever seen. and I say that as someone who forced myself to finish the entirety of The Walking Dead, thats how bad it was.
there is nothing to say, just terrible in every respect.
most people haven't had their brains turned to mush by Pol groomers like you to have a tantrum when you see a non white person on tv.
10/10
I never read the books but i have to say i didnt like season 1 and 2 much... BUT i really loved every single episode of season 3 so far and the first episode with the mage fight in the beginning was peak! So i am glad the show finally found its footing and is finally really good.
Hopefully we will get a few more seasons at least. the show deserves them at this point. it has become better than game of thrones ever was.
lol
Is WoT season 3 actually comparable to GoT season 8 in terms of quality?
Someone bite the bullet and rewatch it
honestly the two shows arent really comparable... game of thrones has much more political talk, less magic and more shock value deaths
Extremely ironic post.
It's still shitposting even if you're being ironic.
It wasn't bad (at least the 15 minutes I watched before returning it off), but holy hell they fucked up big time already. Too much to salvage it, if you're a fan of the actual story. Stone of tear being throwaway line? Cracking marvel-level quips over it?
Lemme ruin it for you: what actually happened is that Rand accidentally levels a mountain and fucks off on his own, realizing how much of a danger he is to everyone around him. He spends the subsequent story intermittently showing up mostly through the havoc he's wrecked on the tapestry of time, like waterer gushing from a bone dry well, or a gambler miraculously winning every dice roll, or everyone suddenly wanting to get married. It's only once he gets to tear, at the peak of his insanity, and after he literally crawls up the wall to get to the sword that he finally confronts the madness and quells it, in another twist of fate that brings the gang all back together again for a climactic battle against a forsaken.
"Moiraine wants me to go to tear lmao"