Who wins?

That must be a really big cage.

Is it the gorillas from congo?
Do the anons need to stop eating the sesame cake?

C'mon guys, we can take him if we all work together!

This! If we all coordinate, we'll all be home for dinner

secretly communicates the plan in detail to the gorilla for a lifetime supply of bananas and a private gorillette harem

how much of a bitch do you have to be to not think you'd be able to take down a gorilla with 99 other men?
like i would probably only need 3 or 4 guys to escpape without a scratch, it's a fucking stupid gorilla. it's strong but not stronger than 4 MEs. less than 3 and i'll probably get injured but I'll live. Less than 2 and i'll be fucked up
if it's just me i'll probably not win but it would be close

retard thinks we're talking about bears

Nigger this is a gorilla, it would kill the 10 of you and rape your sister

You forget its a rape ape

you're either a 135 pound lanklet or retarded
do you think gorillas have some magical superpower or something? you genuinely need to kill yourself if you can't beat ONE gorilla with 10 other people

They kill whole tribes of african bushmen with ease, and those guys are armed and would destroy you without breaking a sweat

Okay, how about this: 100 Anon Babble anons VS 20 chimps?

lol no, the first nigga’s spine gets ripped out and the gorilla uses it to whip the 99, then uses it as a toothpick at the end

Lets be real about this guys. Straight up, no weapons, improvised or not. Just 100 of us vs 1 pissed off gorilla. He's gonna kill at least 10 of us. So I say from this point on, anyone posting itt from this point on dies if they get dubs. Let's GO!

you're talking about people who live in mud houses, they are just as smart as the gorilla with none of the power benefits

C'MRE BOYEGA

You're trapped in an arena the size of a tennis court with no exits. There's only a one-way portal in which 10 bloodlusted Warrick Davis clones, at the peak of their physical strength, will come ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ waddling at you with the sole intention to kill. For every 5 minutes that pass 10 more Warwick clones will emerge from the portal. Corpses will vanish after 10 minutes.

How many waves will you last before you succumb to exhaustion and fatigue?

Hard mode: for every 30 Warrick clones you kill, 5 bloodlusted Danny Devitos at the their physical peak will emerge instead.

They have much more valuable know how than you do. Your programming skills won't do you any good against a big angry monkey

They kill whole tribes of african bushmen with ease

clearly not

rolling

hey i doubt it!

we just need to swarm it and vibrate rapidly then the heat increased kills the gorilla

They kill whole tribes of african bushmen with ease

Based. RIP Harambe.

the PPV viewers win.

I think 100 random men could beat a gorilla no doubt. I don't know about Anon Babble anons.
About 50 would take it seriously and strategize to beat the gorilla. The gorilla would immediately defeat a good 10 to 20 anons. The remaining 30 could beat the gorilla if they are able to constrain and hold it down with weight alone. The other 50 anons would run away or be shouting Bane memes from the side line the entire ordeal.

That bear would be pregant before next week sirs

Depends who the first one to shit into their hand and fling it is.

so are we just naked or what?

if not naked

we tie 25 anons cargo shorts/pants together like a rope

Leave it slack and surround the Gorilla

Upon the call (I'll be the Leader) we heave the pants rope tight and begin to capture the gorillia

10-15 anons are rotating the rope forming a perfect garrote

The gorilla dies and we have little chubs

this is the straightest post I have ever read on this board in all my years here, take that for what you will

easy, just don't let him charge his punch

Actually even worse than gorilla

People always assume for the sake of this argument that the gorilla is aware of its situation and actively planning how to deal with 100 humans. The sheer shock of 100 people being in a room/cage with it would probably scare the fuck out of it. It has no idea what we are capable of, re:poisons or blinding ink or something. It doesn't fight humans in the wild very often.
It's not "grabbing a spine to use as a weapon", they dont do that. Assuming there are no rocks or projectiles to use (in which case it's a boring match of tossing shit at the ape until it gets tired and passes out), it will be more like those wolf packs that attack the boar; one or two could never do it, but they circle it endlessly and strike with a quick bite when it's back is turned. It can't fight in all directions at once. It would be long and boring but the ape is going down. 100 is too big a number. At like 25 or 30 humans there's probably a more interesting fight. Again that's assuming it doesn't just outright run from 100 enemies.

We each get a small loin cloth with our penis sizes written on the front.

Imagine being a gorilla and you see 100 handsome naked men between the ages of 20 and 40 with perfectly average sized erections sprinting towards you.

There's at least one of us who can utilize the opportunity of this thing slaughtering like ten twenty people and kill it

everyone has a plan until their arms are ripped off and faces eaten - Mike Tyson

have any and all anons with jeans or sturdy type clothing material take off their clothes and create a long makeshift rope, a makeshift tarp, and/or a makeshift net

other anons take off their shoes and throw them at the gorilla to provoke it to go in a certain direction

anons maneuver with the makeshift rope and net try to bind the gorilla as best as they can, cover it's head so it can't see

other anons pick and choose their best shots to wound and cripple the gorilla whilst it's tangled with the makeshift ropes and nets

rinse and repeat until it's dead

easy

I would just call my Dad he's was in the Army

I'm not getting naked for you, weirdo.

I've done Thai kwon do and could easily flip a gorilla, you just have to get their center of mass aligned. Easy flip, I could do it all day

shoot 99 anons and then the gorilla

no one said anything about getting fully nude, faggot. one article of clothing would be more than enough to temporarily sacrifice for the glory of battle. a faggot like you who would refuse to contribute to the kill will be the first to be used as bait

While you rape him, I'll sneak up on you and rape you, bitch