Gen Z won

millennials turned out to be worse than zoomers and even the fucking alpha kids

What made them so fucked up?

You are Indian.

millennials and gen X were raised to worship corporations. they hate the idea of one man making something on his own

Episodes 1 and especially 2 were divisive at the time. Episode 3 is the one no one hated

It's easy to see this. Revenge of the Sith is the favorite Star Wars movie for Gen Z. I remember doing an interview for a school paper about their favorite Star Wars movies in 6th grade. Over 50% said ROTS.

stupid braindead zoomers. ROTS is also my favorite Star Wars movie but I know it's not actually very good.

Maddox called it a steaming pile of sith

yeah gen xers like rlm

I am brahmin bloody bitch

Gen Z

you mean manchild millennials with Peter Pan Syndrome

George won.

gen z was barely sentient when ROTS came out. millennials were in their early teens on average

Anakin's story is simply better than Luke's

My gen a son calls me a douchebag when I refuse him snacks.

He’s so based it’s unreal

pottery

gen z = 1997-2010
ROTS released in 2005, older zoomers were 7 or 8 yrs old went it came out, I remember watching it in cinema when I was 8

DVD's exist. I'm a zoomie and I saw ROTS when I was 4 on DVD.

Gen X is so fucking horrible holy shit

Zoomers have no culture except what they stole from millennials, yet they act like niggers and claim they invented everything.

why couldn't they just remake Star Wars with Disney characters? would have been better

Star Wars is by far the most NPC media series in existence, no surprise

can't wait for the last gen x faggot to die so Star Wars can finally be accurately rated as a mid franchise instead of the mass delusion that the OT was a masterpiece

Mid to late millennials liked it though

That's cause he was too cool for school on the internet at the time. Like Lowtax and Seanbaby.

Most millennials were like 12 when the phantom menace

Gen Z would've also been able to see all the prequels on home video the same way millennials saw the OT anyway

Is this just because of retard normies who figure to start "From the first part", watch for about 10 minutes, then give up? Yidney probably counts 1 minute of viewing is classified as a "watch".

Is it really winning if your reward is Revenge of the Sith?

chefelf.com/starwars/ep3_1-10.php
let the real ones remember

we've gotten better at diagnosing autism

Writers are so out of ideas they are not even remaking movies, they are just re releasing them in theaters?

nowadays he'll be called a lolcow

That's what kingdom hearts 4 is gonna be

re-releases were even more common in the past
now the reason is because all new movies suck though and movie theaters need money

I saw Revenge of the Sith in theaters in 2005 when it came out and everyone loved it. The theater reacted to almost everything, the General Grevious reveal was a loud cheer, when he coughed everyone laughed, when Kenobi made a funny joke the theater giggled, when Anakin kills his wife the theater was silent, the ending everyone cheered. It was a magical experience as a young dood.

I genuinely don't know. They manage to be more pozzed than gen X (who made public orgies mainstream), more brainrotted than zoomers (who had tablets shoved in their faces), and more selfish than boomers (who destroyed western civilization).

they are the absolute kings of being shit

and tik tok is more popular by far. I guess your metric of how good something is might be a bit skewed, because you forgot the modern audience is nothing but faggots, and you also lack the introspection to realize your opinion is worthless based primarily on the fact that you are a fucking retard.

2008 GFC destroyed their chances of building a future so they're eternally seething

False. I know it's hard for you zoomies to cope with the notion that you have a power IQ on average compared to the previous generations. You all ate washing detergent growing up, that says all you need to know about gen Z.

the ending everyone cheered.

Weirdly enough, twenty years later, they cheered not at the ending but when Anakin killed the children

*Gen Alpha

Selfishness is natural. Only communists disagree.

Best star wars film

Well yeah, apparently he gets confused over the simple conversation Obi Wan has with that guy on Utapau, when it's straightforward

I'm technically gen z and I saw RotS in a midnight showing

went to a random 11 AM screening today

almost no seats remaining

George won

it's the heckin movie the funny lines on tiktok are from haha!
so it's treason then haha! frfr

no imperial march when he attacks the jedi temple

it's shit

If Disney actually wanted a Star Wars show that made money just make a live action clone wars show. The interest is there clearly.

What's that George Williams star wars piece that goes
bum bum bumbumbumbum
BUM BUM BUMBUMBUM
bum bum bum bum buuuuum
bum bum bum bum buuuuum

Should make a show about Anakin stretching that tight fucking alien pussy cheating on Padme

yep

Watch the RLM reviews.

are braindead tiktokkers really memeing meme ROTS lines from 20 fucking years ago like they just discovered them?

Who?

Lol is this real? I never thought the Clone Wars shit was canon just fanfiction for kids to drool over.

Mostly accurate, but only because the oldest millennials were like 10 when the first prequel came out, and kids like whatever the fuck they watch. I'd argue millennials started souring in the prequels ad they got older, even before that RLM video, although I'm speaking very broadly and can't prove that as a general trend

Anakin missed his chance.

Watch your tone, Sheevposting is Anon Babble history

Yeah

making a live action version of a shit cartoon

Sounds about right for Disney.

We soured on Episode 2 except for the Yoda fight and we all loved Episode 3 when it came out when we were like 15-16

I saw phantom menace in theaters when I was 10 and knew it was dogshit

The Yoda fight was fucking retarded

Won what

ikr. why did they give him a lightsaber? ruined his whole "mystic" appeal for me

Gen a arent even people

lol yeah why would a jedi ever use a jedi weapon lol it makes no sense

Same with Palpatine, he shouldn't have had a lightsaber

is it true that ahsoka actress has nude?

Jango vs Kenobi fight was pure kino.

yeah lol why would a sith ever need to physically defend himself if a bunch of guys with their own lightsabers zerg rushed him haha george is a hack amirite fellow gen xers?

the prequels were mediocre to bad, im not sure why all of the sudden they're so beloved

barely sentient? most of them weren't even alive
zoomers have literally nothing so they have to pretend stuff that belonged to others is their own

Fourth post best post, star wars is, was, and will always be utter trash. Kill yourself if you enjoy this garbage.

HOLY TRVKE
tragic heroes > Heroes

That's the second best one

"Generational discourse makes less sense than speaking about age groups."

Because zoomers are retarded and millennial are gay

Luke is literally Anakin if he wasn't low IQ enough to think there's Force powers that help prevent childbirth complications.

Anakin

hero

He literally ruined the galaxy, his only good deed was killing the Emperor

He was a hero during the war

That girl is gen z though

McKenna is 18, that's gen alpha. All zoomers are in their 20s.

Gen z starts in 1996 and she was born 2006, do you consider gen z to be a less than 10 year long generation?

Zoomers weren’t even thought of when this came out. These prequel screenings were full of Gen X and Millennials. I’m 37 and saw all of them in theaters. Strange cope for zoomers to claim these movies because they realize that Star Wars actually is kinda cool but the only movies they got to see in theaters are the woke Disney shit.

Gen Z won

... the biggest suckers award, giving disney their money for a re-release of a shit movie

Holy based

Strange cope for zoomers to claim these movies

They likely saw them at home the same way millennials saw the OT on home video before the SE theatrical release

Anakin's story is fucking retarded.

George Lucas won
Ewan McGregor won
Hayden Christenson won
Natalie Portman won
Sneed won
Disney lost
Woke lost
Mike Stoklasa lost
Kathleen Kennedy resigned
Trump is President
There are only 2 genders

power IQ

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Gen Z here, I saw ROTS in the theater at age 8. Really it was the perfect age to be tricked into thinking this shit was good.

Yeah, this was a step above the OT.

but only because the oldest millennials were like 10 when the first prequel came out

The oldest millennials were like 18 when phantom menace came out, wtf are you talking about?

Machete order is the best

Machete order is:
4, 5, 2, 3, 6

It's still an atrocious movie.

If you're gonna cut any movie out, surely it's 2. 1 might have close to zero relevance to the rest of star wars but it's still a much better movie than clone wars.

Gen Z

Bitch, the Prequels targeted Millennials.

Shut the fuck up old man.

2 is definitely worse than 1 but 2 does a lot of setup for 3

removing 1 also cuts the explicit "midichlorians let you use the force" and the only line about them is in 3 which makes them sound more like just a regular cell in everyone's bodies

2 is fine if you watch it as a precursor to Clone Wars 2003.

if you want to watch heterosexual content you need to consume products from 20 years ago

nothing new really

No. RotS is dogshit.

CHICKEN JEDI

when?

I was 10 when the Phantom Menace came out. Our entire family was obsessed and we were hype as fuck.

By the time Attack of the Clones came out I was 13, and in the theater I have a core memory of Yoda pulling out that fucking lightsaber and doing flips around the room being an innocence shattering, death of Star Wars moment for me. I knew it was shit when I saw it.

By the time Revenge of the Sith came out I was already an edgy contrarian teenager so I went to see it "ironically", but today I recognize it as being better than Clones in mostly all respects.

but today I recognize it as being better than Clones in mostly all respects.

Not a high bar.

Watch and find out.

LOL, bullshit. I'm Gen X and we all hated them. Go back to bed Zoomie

Maybe you were too stupid to understand why the Yoda fight was the highlight of the movie. And being 15 or 16 and too edgy to enjoy ROTS means you weren't (and probably still aren't) a real filmhead. Apologize.

Not from a boomer...

In my theatre people were laughing and cheering when palpatine said

did you ever hear of the tragedy of darth plaugius the wise?

lol

Shill all you want. I'm not going to see that movie again, let alone pay for it a second time.

visually it's incredible, I'm sure it looks great to watch it in a theater
even just for the opening scene

new thing bad, so old thing that was bad is now suddenly good

visually it's incredible,

Parts of it. Much of it looks terrible.

tfw have been stroking my cock to pregnant Padme for 20 years

I can’t be the only one

ok but thats not in the actual movies which are the only relevant media when considering a trilogy

Boo hoo. Everything you want is there. Blame Lucas.

ROTS biggest rerelease of the century

Oblivion remaster has AAA levels of players

Boomerbros…..

13 when I saw it, and had the same reaction.

Anakin’s story absolutely mogs Luke’s. When you watch all 6 movies together it’s basically his entire story of rise, fall and, redemption.

Say it.

t. retard that doesn't understand 1's significance and beyond that STILL seethes at the existence of midichlorians. George won.

Classical Aeschylean and Euripidean heroes weren’t good guys.

MUH EU

Luke is boring

The current state of Star Wars is literally your fault.
Go defend Disney again, shithead.

I FUCKING KNEEL, GEORGE
youtu.be/OkW035f_hZ8

Disney is so worried about the planned SW film tanking hard, taht they are desperate to pre milk one twenty year old from the last time SW was watchable.

They are in an absolute panic, aren't they?

Luke gets shit done, Anakin is a genuine dumbass. First for believing the Force can cure illnesses and second for not killing the Emperor after he realized he was a liar-

I still think of that webm I saw on Anon Babble were the scene of vader learning of Padmes death has the sound edited like he's having an intense orgasm. I've only seen it once, wish I'd saved it.

Go try kill your nephew, Luke. The grown-ups are talking

Absolutely, which is why anybody paying money to see this is a huge retard.

If you take Disney canon into account that means acknowledging the Mortis arc.

She has a caveman head

This. 90% of gen Z completely missed the prequels in theaters

sirs...

he doesn't know

Also, that arc just makes Anakin out to be even more of a busted Force chad

Actual Star Wars fans don't recognize TCW or any Filonislop as canon.

t. mindless slopsumer

I saw it on Thursday with my brother.
We went and saw it together back in 2005 with our dad, it was cool seeing it together again in 2025.
It was funny because I all I could think of during every scene was the memes lol
But was it cool seeing it. It was so hype.

Too bad he ended up such a weakling he got beaten by a padawan Luke.

He's the one going on about Disney canon

Since this thread is more of a /starwars/ general thread

can i get a qrd on vader and a recent rape scene in one of the new disney spinoff series? vader allowed a rape to occur or someshit?

Are americans so stupid they go to theatres to watch decade old movies?

he still doesn't know

He ended up ascending as a redeemed Hero™ defeating the Empire, not a hobo who abandons his friends after trying to murder his nephew while still totally a Jedi then becoming a hobo for like 10 years

busted

Reminder that in Disney canon he gets his shit pushed in by an ugly negro woman

seeing your favorite movie of all time with friends on the giant silver screen is le bad actually

TCW was George canon, are you two retarded? It ran for 4 years before Disney acquired the IP. Hell's sake Maul would've been the big bad guy in his Sequel Trilogy.

Paying to watch a movie you've already seen is stupid, doubly so if that money is going to Disney

TCW was beta-Disney trash.

Finally someone who's IQ isn't sub-70

He had the potential to be a literal god and ended up a failure who got beaten by a padawan and only managed to kill one Sith.
And lets not forget the non-sensical reason he became a Sith.
Anakin is genuinely low IQ.

TCW was George canon

And? It was still garbage and shouldn't be canon.

They know. They are just EUsloppers, and that's how they cope. Notice the absolutely pathetic logical fallacies and strawmans they have to use to cope with reality:

nuuh uhhhh, you are not a REAL Star Wars fan!!!

Legit like toddlers on a playground. Mental toddlers.

It's still a stupid kids show that raped the concept of the Force

Anakin is genuinely low IQ

and they picked the perfect, dimwitted actor to portray this lol

And you are an unironic Filonislurper, the worst writer to touch Star Wars besides Troy Denning.

Filonigger has no argument and just seethes about the EU

Every time with you lot, it's uncanny.

Were the Jedis actually right? They seemed incompetent as fuck. Anakin is the greatest jedi ever and they're fucking around with this "you aren't a master yet, but btw we're gonna offhand ask you to do political espionage on the chancellor for us, ok?"

Also, how does the life change for the average person on say Corescant or Naboo after episode 3?

t. 24 year oldlet

Anakin is a genuine dumbass. First for believing the Force can cure illnesses and second for not killing the Emperor after he realized he was a liar-

Should have cut Palpatine's head off the moment he said "learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will be able to save your wife from certain death". The very fact Palpatine knew about his dreams should have been a dead giveaway to Anakin that he (along with everyone else) was being manipulated the entire time. Unfortunately, his judgement was so clouded by increasingly irrational fear by that point that he completely failed to put the dots together.

/thread

Fuck Fagloni and Fuck Disney

I said TCW OR any Filonislop.
Can you fucking read?

Were the Jedis actually right? They seemed incompetent as fuck.

They were. They naively assumed that the Sith had been vanquished a millennia prior and that no sub-cults had survived or that anyone would rediscover their knowledge (despite the Sith homeworld of Korriban essentially being an unguarded wasteland). They rested on there laurels as their ancient enemy undermined the Republic from within and slid the noose around their necks.

Anakin is the greatest jedi ever and they're fucking around with this "you aren't a master yet, but btw we're gonna offhand ask you to do political espionage on the chancellor for us, ok?"

They managed to remain willfully ignorant of the fact he was shagging Padme Amidala despite his known infatuation with her and frequent unexplained absences. To say the Jedi Council completely misread who they were dealing with would be an understatement.

Also, how does the life change for the average person on say Corescant or Naboo after episode 3?

Civil liberties had already been temporarily curtailed due to the Clone Wars. After Order 66 and the Declaration of the New Order, this state of affairs became permanent. And the Empire began dialing up the oppression. No longer was being merely being a Separatist required to warrant arrest. People as innocuous as tax protesters were treated as enemies of the state and ruthlessly dealt with as such. Also, most non-human races were stripped of all civil rights. By the time of the Original Trilogy, Imperial bureaucracy and leadership is almost exclusively human.

The Jedi became political tools and army generals, that's not what the Jedi are supposed to be.
Anakin being an angsty retard didn't help.

Fucking Maddox KEK

The Jedi became political tools and army generals, that's not what the Jedi are supposed to be.

Yoda, Windu, and Obi Wan fault?

I didn't know they were full blown nazis. Did the human races even get good quality of life? IIRC in obi wan and mandalorian it seems like life is shit for everyone during Vader and Sideous reign.

Maclunky

Did the human races even get good quality of life?

Uhhhhh... No. Totalitarian states, with very few exceptions, consistently suffer a collapse in living standards over the long-term (10-20 years) and the Galactic Empire was no exception. It succumbed to economic stagnation and cronyism, became obscenely corrupt, and pissed away what wealth it had inherited from the Republic on an unsustainable military buildup all while the institution itself atrophied (hence its often battlefield poor performance in the Original Trilogy).

Millennial here who always liked Clones but hated Sith which didn’t offer anything new and cool.

Sex with Anakin

do they really watch the whole movie ? or do they just fastforward to the darh maul fight.....

also RLM is still retarded for calling this fight "bad"

Maddox

This fag is still making his garbage while his original fanbase is become grandparents. Holy Shit.

(hence its often battlefield poor performance in the Original Trilogy).

I always chalked that up to main character syndrome? Stormtroopers missing everythat shot etc.Think about it, even after Death Star I they had forced the rebels to go hide and rebuild on Hoth, then showed up and kicked their asses. The rebels were getting their asses kicked again above Endor until Leia and Han got the shields down and Lando blew it up.

ROTS is also my favorite Star Wars movie

I know it's not actually very good.

Choose one, you seething rebbitor.

You are just poor and live in a shitty country. Just admit it.

Its really werid to me that Mike feels personally attacked when people say they like the prequels.
Like in one video they mentioned the success the Phantom Menance was having on re-release and he got visibility upset and angry

I would rather watch 10,000 hours of glup shitto than anything made in the new era
you were bad george, we didnt know how good we had it

TOTAL ZOOMBVLL VICTORY

I always chalked that up to main character syndrome?

You'd be forgiven for thinking that, this is covered a lot better in the Expanded Universe materials. The Empire was plagued with the typical problems you'd find in any Third World military.

officer corps is rife with cronyism and political appointments (ex. Tarkin is given operational command of the Death Star, to the point of being able to override Darth Vader, despite being a governor and having very little actual command experience)

frequent purges by Palpatine and Vader create a culture of dishonesty, backstabbing, and paralysis among officers. They don't make risky decisions fearful for their own lives if they fail and are always looking to scapegoat someone else whenever they do.

individual Imperial soldiers' lives are regarded as having no value whatsoever, thus no effort is put into improving their performance or group cohesion. The training they do receive consists of conditioning for unthinking obedience rather than creative problem-solving.

Imperial military doctrine on the tactical, strategic, and operational level is incredibly inflexible and essentially relies on a combination of overwhelming firepower and brutish intimidation to carry the day

In short, they lose to the Rebel Alliance because the Rebs are able to outthink them.

even after Death Star I they had forced the rebels to go hide and rebuild on Hoth, then showed up and kicked their asses.

Hoth was one of the few times where the Rebel Alliance HAD to fight a pitched battle on the Empire's terms. The Empire was able to bring its advantages (mainly heavy firepower on the ground and space superiority) to bear. Even then, the Rebel Alliance only really fought a delaying action to allow for critical equipment and personnel to be flown out, and abandoned the field as soon as the evacuation as complete. The Empire may have won on the ground, but utterly failed to destroy the core of the Alliance's military infrastructure.

It's the opposite. You feel personally attacked every time he says he doesn't like them. People like you have had a vendetta against RLM for a decade plus.

Mike is much more upset about the rape of Star Trek than he ever was about Star Wars.

you're a gay retarded that still retroactively ruined the the original trilogy. the only way george can be redeemed is if he releases the original cuts

Its really werid to me that you feel personally attacked when he said Mike got visibility upset and angry when people like Star Trek being raped.

lo siento

giving money to disney lol

so this is the power of male centric star wars stories.